Greetings from single dog on the cake.

1. Happy birthday to lovers and old lovers.

2. Since I was single, my phone bill has been saved, my spirit has improved, and my heart has stopped hurting.

3. Spring is not Singles' Day, but colorful spring heart; Summer is hot and single, and it is difficult to dream. There are mosquitoes in autumn, and it is cold in winter. Being single is actually very cool. On Singles' Day, may all your troubles slip away and your happiness shine.

4. Singles' Day is lucky, and all bachelors laugh heartily. Work is smooth, people are healthy, and the old man matches the bridge. All roads lead to Rome, and everyone becomes a happy person. I wish the dream of Singles Day come true and love is as sweet as honey!

I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

6. I gently send my little blessing, and the deep friendship will always be in your sincere heart. Happy birthday to you.

7. My mother gave birth to a limited edition of me, and there will be no second me. Whether you love me or not is up to you.

Thank you for coming to my city and taking the road we walked together. May your friendship last forever. Happy birthday to you.

9. Good bachelor, proud bachelor, free and happy; Bachelor laughs, bachelor makes trouble, and no one talks at home in the middle of the night; Bachelor is busy, bachelor is strong, busy making friends, busy traveling everywhere; Today is Singles' Day, I wish you nunchakus as soon as possible!

10. Last year, my birthday wish was to have a beautiful wife this birthday, earn millions, buy a house and a car. Think about the deadline tomorrow, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only regret is that I haven't got rid of the habit of bragging.

1 1. Longer than heaven and earth, and as bright as the sun and the moon.

12. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

13. Whether it is spring or winter, just care about yourself. Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

14. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love fails. Less successful. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love.

15. Happy birthday, happiness, happiness and health.

16. Don't give up your pursuit because you look worse than the other person. Appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.

17. Happy birthday and wish you more luck in life from now on! I wish my family all the best in the beautiful years to come! Old friends are still around!

18. May there be more luck in life, and may all the beauty and warmth come as promised. Happy birthday!

19. Find your own happiness and embrace a better tomorrow. A person is God's test for you, and happiness is the final conclusion! Happy Singles' Day, I believe that love is in the future one day.

20. Singles Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you secretly love misses you at night; If you sneeze at noon, it means that the person you like misses you in the morning. If you sneeze in the afternoon, forget it. You have a cold!

2 1. Being single does not mean being thin; Being single doesn't mean it's not monotonous. Single shape, not lonely mood; Life is not simple. Singles day, happy life can also be listed separately, and good mood can also be released separately!

22. The famous poor second generation XX made a new female friend, who is said to be a rich lady. He is an honest man. It doesn't matter whether he has money or not, as long as he is nice. Later, he learned that a rich family is a bath center. ...

23. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

24. oh, my god Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many Singles' Day, if you don't want to spend it, you can only watch others spend Valentine's Day!

25. Happy birthday to 20 million people all over the world, including me!

26. I am a hardcore. After more than 20 years of tempering, I finally became an iron needle. Unfortunately, I'm still single. Today, I sent a message I hope everyone can help me thread the needle and let me find the other half. Finally, I wish you a happy singles day!

27. The Big Singles Day has just passed, and the Little Singles Day has been actively welcomed. I hope every "naked girl" can find a suitable "Lili". There is no need to dig a corner. I wish you "undress" as soon as possible. Happy Little Singles Day!

28. I envy purebred single dog for skipping my mixed-race single overtime dog and working overtime on Valentine's Day.

29.XXX, don't be discouraged. Although your chest is small, your face is big. Although you are short, you have a high hairline. Although your fat is thick, your wallet is thin. Although your salary is small, your workload is heavy. Although your bank account is empty, your shopping cart is full. Although you have a bad life, your rival in love has a good life. Although he doesn't like you, others don't like you either.

In your dream, you will always be surrounded by spring. I wish you happiness! Happy birthday!

3 1. I hope I can see you every year like Liang. Happy birthday!

32. There is a kind of boyfriend calling someone else's boyfriend, and there is a kind of Valentine's Day calling someone else's Valentine's Day.

33. It is good to be single, not to be lovelorn and worry-free; It's good to be single. You are quiet, and no one is noisy. Love is beautiful, not lonely or troubled; Marriage is good, and husband and wife love each other forever. Single, love, singles day, I wish you all the best!

34. I am very busy on Tanabata. I want to sell flowers in the morning and condoms at night. I have to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine in the early morning, and suddenly I feel that life is so hard. A week later, I began to sell pregnancy test sticks, a month later, I sent out leaflets about painless abortion, and then I sold postoperative health care products. From then on, he became the general manager and CEO, married Bai, and embarked on the peak of his life.

35. Singles Day is here. Best wishes. Single friends don't feel bored, I wish you find the other half as soon as possible. Friends who are not single, I wish you a happy life. Friends who plan to be single, may your smile remain bright!

36. I haven't missed Valentine's Day once, but it's Singles Day every time!

37. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring. May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May you have a good companion on the road.

38. Birthday candlelight shines, and Shen Tao's heart hangs at dusk. Happy life is bright, and music is intoxicated after years. Go, go, the unknown scenery is beautiful! Read the first sentence of the first four sentences together: Happy birthday!

39. It is naive to celebrate your birthday when you are old.

40. I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea, and a big stone in Nanshan will live longer than that in Nanshan.

4 1. The desire for love is more urgent than others. The pursuit of perfection is more persistent than others. Sometimes very lonely, but very quiet. Sometimes I am scared, but I am more determined. Who will understand the sincerity of a bachelor? Be a happy bachelor, Happy Singles' Day!

42. The unknown poor second generation dreamed of walking the dog last night! Suddenly a killer jumped out and killed the dog. He asked: Why did you kill my dog? The killer replied: someone bought your dog's life. He asked happily, who is your Chinese teacher? I wrapped him a red envelope. Later, the more we talked, the more speculative we became. The killer suddenly asked: Where is the girlfriend from? He said: I don't have a girlfriend yet; The killer suddenly stabbed the knife and said, single dog is also a dog!

43. Starting today, I am no longer old single dog, but old single dog!

44. Happy birthday. I hope you can do what you like in the future, don't care about other people's opinions, keep working hard and become a better yourself.

45. Bored XX went to KFC alone to buy drinks, and there was a little boy behind him. He turned to the little boy and said, "children, the second cup is half price." You can have this discount, as long as half the money. " "Hehe", the little boy smiled at him, then pointed to a table by the door and said, "Uncle, that girl, did you see it? My girl. "

46. If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

47. It's really good to be a bachelor, both men and women, and live a chic life. Whether you are an old bachelor or a young bachelor, it can be beautiful to be free and easy. Pure bachelor or suspected bachelor, I wish you infinite beauty in advance on Singles Day!

48. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." Seeing this sentence, the famous single dog XX, who has lived for more than 20 years, thought: "No, you see, I want to be fat, and I want to be fat again."

49. On Valentine's Day, I want to dress up beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.

50. I really want to hold you to watch the sun rise in the morning, watch the sunset set in the evening, hold you at night and say: I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!