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Lovely rhyming copy, you can rap.

1. There is no way to answer this question, and there is no way to get to the bottom of it.

2. The jade fence should still be there, baby. Come again.

3. Just like the strong wind in spring, which blows at night, F float equals? Liquid gv discharge

But let the dragonfly in. Come on, baby. Don't be shy.

If you drink today, you will get drunk tomorrow, and tomorrow is another day.

6. I don't know how to go to school early with black hair. The handsome guy has a very good impression on me.

7. Wang Ba always thinks about hidden stones, while men drink kidney treasures.

Last night, the Antarctic stars shone, so I saved time to go to the hospital.

9. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? This is an ancestral wine.

10. But the nights in spring are short and the sun rises too fast, so gentlemen buy foundation.

1 1. The apes on both sides of the strait kept crying. Let's talk about tendencies.

12. Bashan Chuhe River is desolate, and the F direction is equal to gravity.

13. You don't have a girlfriend yet.

14. Looking across the ridge, all the handsome guys are my husbands.

15. At sunrise, the riverside is full of flowers, and Jackson only loves me.

16. You look like a child in front of me because you are my son.

17. There are handsome guys every year, and they don't repeat grades day and night.

18. You are great, you are great, you are the best. Step on the bench and walk to the moon.

19. I sang and danced in front and you hanged yourself in the back.

20. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, you are a beautiful woman.

2 1. I don't know what the F key is. This is the key to my singing, not what you think-a treble, a treble, a treble.

22. If one day you understand my strangeness ...? You will find me very cute.

23. West of Suzaku Bridge, ask who is the first.

24. You said you were a little hard to chase. All right, I'll hack you.

25. You are not on the same level as me. You don't deserve to fight with me.

26. I don't want to be just a gambler fighting the landlord. I might as well go to the construction site to carry clods, because I am jealous of my time!

27. You are all black now, and I have your DNA.

28. I fell in love with you at first sight and fell into the trap the next second.

29. You said you wanted to be my brother, and I just wanted to be your baby.

30. Qianshan has been in love. Would you like a refill?

3 1. I hope Taobao knows more, and don't push sk2 (two) for me all day.

32. Eat less meat today and walk the catwalk in Victoria's Secret every day.

If you love me again, you will have to bear the consequences.

34. In the case of indecision, quantum mechanics

35. Cocoa has no head, but strange hands and feet are there.

36. I set fire to your grave and blocked it.

37. Cry and laugh and let the yellow dog pee.

38. What a good mountain, what a good water, and what a good person no one is chasing.

39. I have met too many people, and they are all chasing the wheels.

40. If sisters want to mix well, their eyeliner must be picked up.

4 1. Jianghu children are always hating each other, and they are all bald.

42. It is natural to lose a few pounds, and it will definitely work!

43. If the sun can't support me, I will be great.

44. You sink fish and fall wild goose, but I am handsome. I am graceful, but you are ashamed of flowers.

Even if 10,000 people admire me, I fell in love with you at first sight.

46. Don't be crooked in front of me, or you'll be dragged when you walk.

47. Most people laugh at my paranoia. Who knows the persistence of a madman?

48. If I procrastinate, I procrastinate, if you procrastinate, goodbye.

49. Being alone and dominating the world is doomed to write down history.

50. if you study for one more minute, your husband will be different

5 1. You give me a bowl and forget about tonight.

Get out of my way, you don't even look at me, I'm not as weak and helpless as you think.

Be sure to shine your shoes in the mirror before going out, and meditate three times after going out. You are a grandson and I am a grandfather.

54. Tired, put it down. Why don't you go upstairs and have a rest? Forget it, go to sleep. The most timid people say the bravest words.

55. Knowing that it is a scam, but still getting too deep, it has long distorted the purpose of first love.

56. Don't compare yourself too much. Compare yourself with laser rain.

57. You are on the left shoulder and the Party is on the right shoulder. Reform and opening up will revitalize steel mills.

58. Instant noodles are easy to digest, and no one laughs when they are fat.

59. I know how to choose between cool and crazy in material desires. I know that many people's loyalty in love is acting.

60. I still pursue distant dreams as always, and I still try my best to fulfill my vague wishes.

6 1. Society and relatives need help, and help is economy.

62. Fortunately, I am wearing a mask, and you can't see my wretched smile.

63. I am April day on earth, and you are Sanxian in Northeast China.

64. Piggy Piggy is chubby. Drink a glass of milk.

65. Just eating is not active, and there is something wrong with your brain.

No one is holding hands. Let's go for a ride.

67. You don't care if your wife is short of money.

68. If you don't tie it, I won't tie it. I will shine my shoes in a nursing home.

69. If you don't marry, I won't marry, and the nursing home is a cha-cha.

70. Don't compare yourself too much. Get up earlier than anyone else.

7 1. Jiating West, north of Gushan Temple, I really want to eat fried chicken.

72. Air lacks strength and oxygen. I am naughty Tu Tu.

73. Others fall in love early and go to bed early. I am a healthy baby.

74. I sang and danced in front, and you hanged yourself in the back.

75. I am a security guard and want to eat BearBiscuit.

76. I don't want to go to work recently, and I'm moping all day.

77. Strawberry milk doughnuts, hovering in the middle of the clouds.

78. Three hundred years, Jiuzhitang, cure kidney deficiency, no sugar, jelly, I want Jiro.

79. An old horse crouches, aiming at a thousand miles. Sweep away hunger and be yourself.

80. He doesn't like it if you don't comment. I have to tell you who will read it.

8 1. Have you eaten? Go to bed early. I had a meeting all day today.

82. Wear more clothes and drink more hot water. That girl is my sister.

83. There is no power. I just turned it on. I have been thinking about you just now.

84. Don't be ridiculous, it's really not. Just having a drink together.

85.what are you doing? Sorry, I don't know what's wrong.

86. Cute, that's very kind of you. You don't want to fall in love now.

87. You are a demon, and my heart is tired. Did you look in the mirror?

88. You are great. I don't deserve it Forget me. Next.

89. Little pig, chubby, sleeps after eating and purrs.

90. If you don't sleep, I won't sleep. Look how well we match.

9 1. Why don't you like it after reading it? Playing hard to get is too bad.

92. coquettish and malicious, let me get out of here in private chat.

93. Tears are pearls. The more you cry, the more like a pig.

94. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later.

95. Love tank, whoever hits will go into shock.

96. You call me a loser and you are a little turtle.

97. The dragon doesn't scream, the tiger doesn't scream, it's just a predecessor, ridiculous!

98. How sad can you be, against the wind and waves?

99. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and I had a little trouble.

100. Cheapskate, drink cold water and drink water.

10 1. You have a beautiful smile, like a grenade of Taijun.

102. Odd variables are even numbers and symbols are quadrants.

103. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and lightning flashed all the way.

104. hanging out with big brother, I was hungry for nine meals in three days.

105. Online dating was hurt. I went to the countryside to transplant rice seedlings and jumped over the Yalu River for love.

106. Excited hearts and trembling hands, 99 for lonely people.

107. Big head, big head, don't worry about rain, others have umbrellas, and I have big heads.

108. Wear socks first, then shoes, be a grandson first, then a grandfather.

109. Dad's Magic Store, please leave a message.

1 10. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and I don't want to fight you yet.

1 1 1. Lovely love, only bags under the eyes.

1 12. Great, great, Lycium barbarum in a thermos.

1 13. If a good horse doesn't turn back, we can't go back.

1 14. Rub the little pig's head, regardless of anything.

1 15. Be your favorite, sweet and good.

1 16. Eggs, goose eggs and poached eggs, if you don't love me, you are a little villain.

1 17. Killing one person is a crime, killing 10,000 people is king, and killing 10,000 people is Wang Zhongwang. Wang Zhongwang, ham sausage, one paragraph is better than six.

1 18. Women's group readers, the national jokes are hot, and the boos are louder. Singing and dancing ignore the mirror. The audience is not your mother, but the size is also a player. If you put water in your head, the audience's heart will become a string. After a long time, she became a special correspondent.