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Humorous sentences that remind others to eat.

1, your stomach is begging me, let me tell you, have a good meal and don't abuse me.

Dear customer: It's time for dinner. You haven't eaten for a long time. Please eat quickly. If you fail, you will be charged an extension fee.

A lady, I know I am bored. If you go to eat at once, I will disappear at once and tell your husband that you are eating. If you don't eat, my reminder will come back later. Please enjoy!

4. I will continue to remind everyone to eat spicy balsamic pot, and become a person who eats spicy balsamic pot 8 times a week with me.

5, eat on time, go to bed early and get up early, be as self-disciplined as before, and be able to do great things.

6, idiot, it's time to eat, don't make me feed you.

7, invite you to eat noodles, our friendship will not be broken; Please have tea, our friendship will not decline; Invite you to eat a dish, our friendship can't be surpassed; Please have some soup. Our friendship is not easy.

8. I originally prepared a plate of shredded green pepper and a plate of sweet and sour pork tenderloin. I heard that your stomach is bad and you can't eat hot and sour food, so I specifically told my wife not to put those. Now there is only a plate of shredded pork and a plate of dried tenderloin on the table. Please bring some wine and have a drink with us!

9, late at night, walking alone in the cold street, lonely heart, helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, really want to say to you loudly ... want to invite you to dinner?

10 Did you eat today? You eat, I eat. Only when everyone eats can we really eat. Eating healthier.

1 1 Have you eaten? I haven't eaten. Why don't I invite you? I'll eat wherever you say. I heard that a restaurant recently opened in front of the door is very popular and the price is reasonable. Why don't we go there? You go first, and I'll get some money before I go!

12 I only ate one chicken wing today. Please eat another chicken wing for me. Let's go flying with me!

13, hello, are you a lady? Your husband reminds you that it's time to eat. Time to eat.

14, love and food in the world can't live up to, no matter how busy you are, remember to eat on time.

15, anyway, eat on time and don't treat yourself badly. In this world, being able to eat is a super happy thing.