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Talking about a colleague's dinner

Talking about a colleague's dinner

1. Colleagues ate at noon, didn't take a nap, and were so sleepy after eating. Physical strength is getting worse and worse.

Second, lies are wrong after all, whether out of kindness or for other reasons! But white lies are sometimes necessary and have to be done in social relations. For example, when eating, colleagues will inevitably complain a few words or even scold the leaders and the company, but do you dare to point fingers at the leaders? ! Man is a complex of contradictions, but there must be a bottom line and principles!

Third, I saw members' babies perform very well in the game today! My parents are very happy and their mood is getting better and better. After dinner with my colleagues in the early morning, I chatted with my brother on Q in the name of insomnia. I still remember our agreement in the four years of college. If I don't like each other, he will say something else when he comes to Nanjing. Unexpectedly, he came to Nanjing three years later, but I went to Shanghai. Just when he was proud of his work, the beautiful woman fell in love with him, and the chickens froze. But I'm also happy for him. When I was a child, I made countless promises.

I haven't taken a day off since I gave birth to my second child. I have repeatedly advised him to take care of the children on weekends and let me have a day off. He just ignored me. On days when he is not on a business trip or seeing clients, he either plays with his mobile phone at home or has dinner with his colleagues for entertainment. Sometimes this happens more often, so he arranges to have a quick meal at home and then go out. It is better not to come back for dinner. I sometimes wonder what he can do besides making money.

This week is full of negative energy, because I am sick, Xixi is sick, and Yiyi is sick! My husband ate with his colleagues on Monday, played football on Tuesday, worked overtime on Wednesday and played football on Thursday, and was directly dragged to work overtime on Friday. One day I was not at home, dragging my sick body with two children, and I was in a bad mood. )

Twenty-eight, having dinner with my former colleagues today, I suddenly found out how I am such a good girl. Dress fashionably, don't gossip, don't hook up with three and take four, although not very beautiful, but there is no plastic surgery. Don't destroy other people's families, be honest and kind. I'm glad I didn't go with the flow.

Twenty-nine, who doesn't want to lose his temper, and his boyfriend will be in a panic? Who doesn't want her boyfriend to pick up a colleague's meal late? Who doesn't want her boyfriend to praise you as soon as she puts on a new lipstick? Who wants to face a broken mobile phone and pretend that the other person must love me to death, but live a single dog life under the guise of love?

Thirty, invited two colleagues to dinner after work last night, five tones of Beijing cuisine. It turns out that rustic is also a word in Beijing, which means interesting enough. I found that I was in a good mood when I was together, and I was too lonely when I was alone. Figure 1 prawn, figure 2 cake roll with fish, figure 6 almond tofu, figure 7 honeycomb briquette, figure 8 old Beijing water bursting belly, figure 9 dried cabbage are super delicious!

Thirty-one, tell my mother that my colleagues will be home late for dinner tonight. Ma Ma said that if a girl comes home late every day and gets married, her family will be kicked out. I said no. I can find someone to accompany me home late. My mother said you should go out.

Thirty-two, yesterday was too much! A leaking fish fillet, a small bowl of noodles, a large plate of chicken, and a lot of fruit beer! Fish leakage was invited by my colleague, because Xiao Wu's birthday is coming, saute spicy chicken is my colleague's meal, and fruit beer was drunk because I didn't drink white wine!

33. New leather sandals. Colleagues have dinner. Heavy rain. The mobile phone left the company. A capital sadness.

Thirty-four, so the lucky days passed. I went to the bank today and won the second prize. How lucky. Today, I had the first meeting with all department managers. A little stressed. The deer in my heart is always disappointed, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly. Sometimes I want to have a crazy love at this age, hehe, let's live simply. I will have dinner with my former colleagues tomorrow. 20xx updated on 22nd.

Thirty-five, the first time I had dinner with my colleagues, I was just a colleague of the same batch of fresh graduates, and I felt a little new to society. Have you mastered the skill of talking nonsense to people? Anyway, my practice is not good, but some people may be skilled before graduation. The gap. Yeah.

Colleagues and friends eat.

Today, I had dinner with my colleagues in the department, ate the hot pot I wanted, opened my heart and said a lot, and met a weekend of double rest. A little happy.

Colleagues and friends eat.

1. Today, my colleagues had a dinner, and I didn't finish my work. I've worked overtime until now, so I won't paddle on Friday.

Second, have dinner with colleagues in the group. What kebabs, cold dishes in pubs, and noodles? Who's going? It's a pity to run so far. A person can go out to eat grilled fish griddle hotpot. I'm not going.

Third, the most terrible thing in sadness is that some things are unacceptable and alienated from the whole world. As usual, the world is still playing, lovers are traveling, friends' children have learned the first sentence, colleagues are eating, but you are watching in parallel. Whether the world is good or not has nothing to do with you. I will clearly know that this will be a knot that is difficult to untie in my long life, and I am afraid that I will live in this knot forever and cannot get rid of it.

Fourth, having dinner with new colleagues, the topic is either house pressure or marriage, or overtime life or performance. This numb and indifferent attitude towards life has a feeling that makes me breathless. Keep an open mind and meditate three times a day.

Our company is crazy, from sales to administration, everyone has a heart to quit. The company has no funds for league construction, no birthday celebrations, no welcome to join the company, and colleagues change jobs every day. This company will not welcome you when it comes and will not send you away when it leaves. Colleagues in the operation department organize their own dinners, all at their own expense and without leadership. The theme is to discuss when to resign. Everyone's daily communication is when to resign. Have you found a new home? Have you been reimbursed? Can I resign? Pat the newcomers on the shoulder and encourage them to say that the next operation supervisor is you! Life is absurd.

6. I ate with my colleagues at night and drank too much. When I got home, I sent a bunch of voices to the old male god, all of which were all kinds of words I wanted to say before (not confession, but the kind of suffering). Then he came back at night 12: 30 and said he would hit me if he drank again. That's funny. You think I want to drink, and if I don't drink, how can I say what I want to say?

7. I chatted with my colleague Mr. Amway Zhu at dinner yesterday. As a result, they chatted one by one, which was generally beautiful. . . . . Yes, yes, my teacher Zhu is really good-looking. As long as I know, I am not afraid of being robbed by others.

Eight, leading colleagues to eat, just like a housewife in a mansion disciplining concubines, if she doesn't listen, she will stand here and make rules and perfunctory things. Tired.

9. Have dinner with the boss, a former colleague of the former company. The boss has gray hair and is ready to retire. He wears shorts and drinks beer with me. He applied to join our party organization and proposed to go to his house for a party in the future. He will cook for him. I said that your stomach is really going to lose weight, and 4000 steps a day is not enough. Then I turned and said, don't be happy, former vice president. You should learn from others and stick to 4000 steps every day. After listening to me, I said, right, right, right. I think the years should be like this. Cherish those who have helped themselves and always be grateful.

Ten, dinner with colleagues, Mr. Liu gave me a menu. Embarrassed, I refused to say that I didn't know what was delicious and was not picky about food (fake). I suddenly became anxious when he ordered a fried beef with white radish. He asked me what was wrong. I only suppressed the idea of radish allergy in order not to hit myself in the face. As a result, Mr. Liu said it was a pity. The more you think about it, the more you regret it. I just want to ask God why I am so ignorant of this world.

Today, I had dinner with my former colleagues, and a dozen people came. Talked a lot about the past and turned over many old photos. At that time, the smiles on everyone's faces were brilliant and precious memories ~

12. Go to my colleague's house for dinner today. For the first time, I cooked cold hand-torn chicken, lettuce and pork belly, and made my own hot pot. The bottom of the pot is pork, chicken and pine mushroom soup. I didn't expect it to be a success. It seems that my cooking is still a little talented. Actually, I don't like to attend the dinner of my colleagues in the company. There is nothing to eat. Many people are always difficult to adjust, and the places I choose are even more varied. Today I am in the east of the city, and tomorrow I will be in the west. Driving there is very tiring. But it's no good not attending. You must attend once in a while. Otherwise, it looks unsociable and cold. Then, if you don't often attend this kind of dinner, you won't hear bad words from others, and you may also be said bad words about yourself.

Thirteen, put it down! Today is a rare weekend. Only our department does not go to work. Haha, I deliberately turned off the alarm clock last night. Today, I woke up at ten o'clock and opened the curtains. Full of sunshine. I was going to go out for a walk, but it's really boring to be alone. I stayed in the apartment all afternoon. Go out for dinner with Lao Zhang and several colleagues in the evening. I am having a swell time. I can always see many advantages from these people. They have been working in the workplace for twenty or thirty years. It is not easy. I said I didn't work overtime for the first time in two months. Today, I want to have a good drink. I drink orange juice except Xiao San and Lao Zhang, who can't drink. Everyone else drinks a big bottle of draft beer and goes back to hh until their stomachs are full.

Fourteen, Cory is eating at our colleague's table, and there is no photo at one table. This is a very happy day. The wind outside was just right, and it rained, and the air became a little better. Let's live such a comfortable and relaxed life! Work hard and look forward to the future ~

15. I was really busy yesterday. I had to go to work last Saturday because I had a rest on Thursday and Friday. Yesterday afternoon, I led the staff of the department to visit the newborn baby on behalf of the union members. In the evening, I have dinner and hot pot with my colleagues in Huadu, Guangzhou. After having a good time, I came home and found my dear baby can walk.

After 6 o'clock, Lao Zhang asked someone to pick me up, and that person also drank at night. When I went back, there were three men sitting in the back row, and I was sitting in the co-pilot. When I got on the bus, Lao Zhang sat in the co-pilot and asked me to sit behind the driver. What am I afraid of? The co-pilot is really the most unsafe. ...

Seventeen, last week's dinner, my colleague said, you see, I got married with another colleague at about the same time. I said: Why? Because you only have one red envelope? Everyone laughed, and the topic came out.

18. At the dinner that day, colleague A drank too much and shouted at colleague B. Colleague B was also drunk as if blushing: I told you to say yes, but I replied that you had no authority.

19. I heard from a colleague at dinner the other day that his daughter's vaccines were all given in Hong Kong. I thought it was fucking exaggerated at the time, but now I think it's fucking reliable. This country is terrible. Being a parent is not easy.

Twenty, dinner, a table of dishes, ready to start eating, my colleague slowly turned a plate of ginger and spicy chicken feet to me and said, I know you want to eat this. I muttered bb in my mind, in fact, what I wanted to eat was the steamed pork ribs with powder just put in front of me, but you turned them away (I was losing weight, but I couldn't help eating five ribs later)

Twenty-one, a colleague in the same period left for postgraduate entrance examination. After having dinner with them tonight, he really envied his courage. Weibo, who just met Miss Changyu again, now thinks that he was really satisfied and happy during the postgraduate entrance examination, but I am no longer that full-hearted young man. Now I am an adult who runs for a living every day, that's all.

22. At the dinner, my colleague said that when I got married, he would sing Song of the Grassland. I said that morality is not very good. Another colleague rapped "Little Apple" without feeling until he asked me to plant a seed and finally bear fruit. Today is a good day, and everyone is laughing hysterically. My male colleagues are all drunk tonight, which is especially fun.

Twenty-three, retired old colleagues have dinner at home, kind, intelligent and tolerant.

Twenty-four, have a meal, an old colleague to praise me, said I can be admitted to xx middle school, that I am a smart man. He thinks that if you marry a wife, you have to marry a smart person and let the teacher at the next table seize the opportunity.

Twenty-five, someone is coming and someone is leaving. Friends who want to leave are fine, and those who want to stay will continue to work hard. Three hours in the afternoon, Zhouzhuang basketball friendly match, and have dinner with colleagues in the evening. For various reasons, I have been working for three years, and I am very happy to participate in group activities for the first time.

I haven't run for twenty-six or three days. On the first day, I had dinner because my colleagues were transferred! The next day, I lay down for a day because of illness. Yesterday, when I was about to leave, there was lightning and thunder. Today, unless there is an accident, I must go.

Colleagues leave their jobs and eat together in a circle of friends.

1. Knowing you, I realized what warmth is; Knowing you, I understand what care is; With you, I know what fate is; When I met you, I knew what true feelings were. Leaving you, I tasted what pain is.

2.300 days and nights are full of laughter and hard work. Colleagues with youthful brilliance keep appearing in front of me, so familiar and nostalgic, I will remember you, although I may not contact you often in the future, although I may not be able to help my former colleagues in the future, but if I meet them, I will definitely remember the days of * * *.

Today, the company has your contribution, tomorrow, the company needs your support. This bridge is engraved with your contribution, and the company is proud of you. Wherever you go, you will be a member of the company.

4. Say goodbye tomorrow morning. I hope the clouds and the sun will always accompany you to the distant horizon; Flowers and green grass spread a distant future with you.

5.? Get together in a hurry, but leave in a hurry; I don't know when and where we can meet again. Goodbye, my friend, and have a nice trip! I also wish you a happy life in another country! Professional satisfaction! Happy life!

I wish you all the best in your future life.

7. Irresistible time separates us. Please hide my love in your heart. Bai Yunfei to dusk, I always ask them to greet you.

8. I wish you a bright future from now on. You and I will never meet again, and you will be safe all the year round.

9. Many years ago, when I was leaving, a friend gave me this sentence: "Life is a fate, knowing each other is a fate, and knowing each other is a fate." I didn't understand the meaning of this sentence at that time, but now I feel deeply. I hope we will cherish the time we spent together, and have more happiness and less troubles and sadness in our future life. Finally, say "take care of your friends"

10. I wish you a bright future and meet a lover.

1 1. I wish you a bright future, even if you never see each other again.

12. Wish you a bright future.

Goodbye, friend! Friend, take care! Running water is in a hurry, years are in a hurry, and only friendship lasts forever.

14. The earth is round. Today's parting is for another day's reunion.

15. Friend, let me say hello gently. Although life will inevitably have twists and turns, you are my most cherished and unforgettable friend.

16. You didn't want to be comfortable and relaxed, but you took on an arduous burden and started your own business in a place that others discouraged. I sincerely wish you success!

17. It's a little hard to leave, but I'm not disappointed; A little sorry, but not pessimistic. Because we are comforted by the hope of meeting.

18. I wish you a bright future and a carefree life, and never meet me again.

19. When you are promoted, don't forget our old friends. I wish you a comfortable life in the upper reaches of the workplace and a step-by-step promotion!

20. Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth thousands of dollars. Just thinking about wise friends, a little news brings good news. Look at friends, news and people, and always remember friends' hearts.

In summer, colleagues from outdoor company have dinner and barbecue sentences.

In summer, colleagues from the outdoor company had a barbecue. Sentence 1 1. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and two strings of beef tendon burn.

The moon fell into the sea, and tonight I became a sea fisherman.

In summer, beer barbecue is more suitable for shirtless battle.

As the saying goes, if you want to be a lovebird in the sky, you have to make a barbecue on the ground.

Anxiety is nothing to be afraid of, just like a barbecue. It tastes better when it's burnt.

6. White vegetarian festival, crisp in autumn, is most suitable for a group of people to eat roast whole sheep, roast one layer at a time, stand around with wine glasses, and eat lamb legs from crispy mutton chops.

7. The most healing thing in the world, the first is sleeping, and the second is barbecue.

8. Walking into Inner Mongolia and visiting the monitor's enterprise, eating roast whole sheep is particularly delicious.

9. Eating is not my intention. I can have a good mood when I meet my friends.

10. Look at the wonders of the world and bake all the flavors of life.

1 1. We baked and ate, and everyone enjoyed themselves and swept away the food. We finished the New Year's barbecue at about 3 pm.

12. There is always a plate of peanut edamame between beer and barbecue.

13. I took out a pile of potato chips and put them on the barbecue. Ten seconds later, I put all the spices again. After more than ten seconds, I picked up the potato chips and began to taste: "What's the matter?"

14. Poisoning at night. Did you have a barbecue today?

15. Do you think pork skewers are affordable for ordinary people?

16. I want to barbecue, and when I think about it, tears flow down my mouth.

17. Eat this barbecue and start to lose weight tomorrow.

18. Spring outing picnic outdoor barbecue, I'll bring it for you, you bring a bunch.

19. Here we go again. I put the skewered food on the grill. According to the last baking method, I baked slowly and carefully. Much better than last time. This time, not only the color is good, but also the inside is good.

20. Life is short, but fortunately there are barbecue hot pots and spicy incense pots.

I hope it will be cloudy tomorrow, and big Q will have an outdoor barbecue again, and he specially bought a tent. In this weather, the whole barbecue is very special.

22. If you care about your weight, I apologize for this barbecue.

23. Let me count by hand. Dude, you're missing a string. What time is it at night? A person's speech is a mood; Two people are in a string, and it is tacit understanding; Three people tied together are Jianghu.

24. Talk about eating barbecue and making friends circle, and talk about eating barbecue with friends at night.

25. The night is beautiful and the barbecue is delicious.

26. Osmanthus fragrans in August has been fragrant, barbecuing, fishing, camping and outdoor expansion.

27. It's a day to be cured by food.

28. If you like barbecue, please raise your hand.

29. I said 1 1: 30 to go to bed on time. It's past one o'clock now. I sat on the sofa and ate barbecue.

30. Not enough people eat a roast whole lamb, and kebabs are better than nothing!

3 1. We washed the spatula and other tools first, and then built a stove with pebbles, but the stove we built was ventilated on all sides, so the fire could not burn. We really made great efforts to stop the wind.

32. When angry, the outdoor barbecue becomes the barbecue in the oven at home, and the children will pretend to have a picnic on the mat. A little sad.

33. The so-called eating goods means eating a full barbecue and doing nothing.

34. Today's barbecue is too delicious to stop.

35. Roast and roast. Soon, a delicious hot dog came out. It's really good. Homemade hot dogs are especially delicious.

36. Girls should never run for joy. A close call. If you meet a barbecue stall, it's over.

37. A busy week has begun again. Some people eat roast whole sheep too greasy. I want to drool but I can't eat. There are more people than people, which makes people angry.

38. Barbecue is really suitable for eating all year round.

39. Barbecue with Maotai. I'll be right there.

40. Korean barbecue, the new school is first-class.