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Necessary for freshmen of Chongqing University of Technology (daily necessities), how about accommodation conditions, and whether there are live ammunition for military training.
Several dormitory buildings are a little older and the conditions are a little worse than others. For example, in the building where accounting and business school girls live, sometimes the water pipe bursts or the power goes out, and the bed is a yellow wooden bed. There is also the habit of occasionally cutting off water and electricity at the end of the term. When I slept in the middle, the water pipe burst downstairs, and I went out of work the next morning without brushing my teeth. After going to a toilet, the water is cut off; The exam is coming, I want to read for a while, and there is no electricity; I can finally go home at the end of the term. I want to wash my hair, stop water and go home with a big oil head; Surprise, test people's viability.
The building where the girls of Automobile College live is in a remote place. In the last class, they moved a plank, passed the basketball court, gymnasium, football field, No.2 canteen, teaching booth, No.1 canteen and No.3 canteen, and went straight to No.5 teaching. After a long journey, you can walk all the way to the school gate after 50 meters.
I don't know which college you are from, but you are very lucky. On the contrary, the unpopular profession lives better.
Military training in June and July of the following year, no live ammunition. We stand in the sun or walk all kinds of steps every day, and we can take a nap on the hot ground in the middle. Of course, if the girls in your college are lucky and rank lower, we can avoid some exposure. Boys will tan directly into Southeast Asians. The military training time in Chongqing is generally longer, more than two weeks. I like to choose this hot day in June and July. Science and engineering took longer, and it was so hot that I cried for 18 days.
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