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Please translate the following dialogue into Japanese, thank you!

shop assistant: do you need plastic bags? ビニールはぉぃでしょぅか?

guest: no need. ぃぃぇ, structure です.

shop assistant: do you need packing?  ラッピングしますか?

guest: ok. Let's do it.