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What happened in the bathhouse that embarrassed you?

1977, when I was in junior high school, there was a state-owned factory not far from my home, and there was a bathhouse in the factory. The conditions are not very good, and there is ventilation everywhere. And it's free and unattended. At first, there were men's swimming pools and women's swimming pools. Later, for some unknown reason, only one swimming pool was opened, one pool, three pools, five pools, Sunday pool and women's pool. Two, four, six, men's swimming pool. It was very cold that winter. At 7 o'clock on Thursday night, I went into the bathhouse with some friends. All my friends took off their clothes. Because of internal urgency, I went into the inner pool to relieve myself. When I went in, I couldn't see anyone in the pool because of the fog in winter. When I finished washing my hands, I wanted to feel if the water was hot, so I went to the pool and vaguely saw a man taking a bath, only showing his head. I touched the water and asked the master if it was hot. Then know the scream of "ah", rascal! I got a fright and ran out. Those who are taking off their clothes and those who have already taken off their clothes all look at me stupidly. I said, run, the women's swimming pool, it will be a mess. I don't want to put on my clothes and run outside with my clothes in my arms. The more women there are, the more they scold us for running fast. When we ran to the gate, an uncle we knew asked what was going on. My uncle told us that we had changed the date of the second, fourth and sixth women's swimming pools, and we didn't know that! Funny uncle, they laughed. Now that I'm in my fifties, I think of that joke as soon as I see the bathhouse!

At that time, I lived in a chemical plant in the northwest. I was twelve years old. Many times after school in the afternoon, I was dragged to the male staff bathhouse by my classmates to take a bath. He said, "Those uncles have big dicks and a lot of hair." I walked into the bathhouse and saw the workers' uncles undressing and taking a bath under the left and right drainage taps. I am curious. I am surprised that everything is bigger than ours. At first, I was ashamed. However, I have been there many times, and it's nothing.

I remember one time when I was taking a bath, an eight-or nine-year-old girl came in with soap and towel in her hand and cried, Dad, here's the soap towel. As he spoke, he walked up to a naked man under the tap and sent something.

I couldn't help covering my penis when I saw the girl's behavior. I heard my classmate say angrily to the girl: Don't be shy, women go into men's bathhouses! I don't know why this girl is not ashamed at all. She replied that my father asked me to send towels.

This incident left an unforgettable memory for me. Why? First of all, what it was like to feel surprised and ashamed for the first time. Secondly, I don't understand how a scary girl can walk into a men's bathhouse.

After many years, I realized that children bathing with adults has sexual enlightenment. They are naive and curious, and have no distractions in the adult world.

When I was in high school, I lived on campus. After winter, I can't take a bath in the dormitory water room. One weekend, my classmates and I went to the town to take a bath for the first time.

By the time I undressed, my classmates had already gone in. I saw him walk into a corridor and followed him.

There is a small door at the end of the corridor. When I was about to go in, suddenly a woman shouted in panic behind me. What are you doing?

I turned around and saw the woman wearing only underwear. I've never seen anything like this before. I pushed the door in panic, and suddenly the pot exploded inside. It turned out to be the ladies' room. Afterwards, I learned that there is a small door at the corner at the other end of the corridor, which is a men's bath.

My brain is blank, and I don't know how I got out. Later, I was taken to the police station.

Fortunately, a police officer saw that I came from the countryside and was still a student. He basically understood what was going on, didn't embarrass me, and let me go back directly.

This is not the most embarrassing thing. The most embarrassing thing is that this incident spread around the school afterwards. Some people even said that I peeked at it several times, so that later the female students saw me and made a detour.

Maybe this is also an opportunity. I didn't have puppy love in high school. I plunged into the pile of books and was admitted to my ideal university.

Speaking of bathhouses, it reminds me of my childhood. This incident made me feel a little ashamed of those two girls. We boys went too far at that time. I wonder if these two girls have been psychologically hurt.

At that time, we were all children of seven or eight years old. We like a group of children to run to the mine to play together. The doorman generally does not allow children to run around in it, for fear of affecting normal production. We often rush in when the doorman is not looking. At that time, bathing was still a troublesome thing for us, because there were generally no facilities and conditions for bathing at home. Therefore, we boys often go to the bathhouse in the mine with our father to take a bath (there are only male bathhouses in the mine), and we know the distribution inside the mine like the back of our hand.

That summer vacation, we seven or eight Xiong Haizi rushed to the compound in the mine together. There are six boys and two girls in our group of children. When we were running aimlessly inside, one of the biggest boys suggested that we take the girl to the bathhouse to play. The two girls didn't understand the situation and agreed casually. We boys looked at each other with a wry smile. Because what happens next may surprise them.

After work, coal miners are covered with coal ash because they have been working underground for a long time. Therefore, they have a habit: in a dressing room before going to the bathhouse, they will take off their dirty kiln clothes and then cross the corridor about 100 meters to reach the bathhouse without clothes. Because there are no women in that corridor, everyone thinks it doesn't matter.

That day, we boys brought two girls to this corridor. You can imagine the panic when two little girls were brought to this place and saw a group of naked big men. When they run in a hurry, they will bump into people coming from the opposite direction. We boys covered our eyes when they saw that they were at a loss, and they were all amused by the pig's cry. When we went back at night, two girls cried for our parents. You can hear that night, the sound of "belt shredded pork" echoed everywhere, and of course, several boys were crying in ghosts.

Although it has been a long time, two things are still funny to think about now.

It was probably in the early 1980s, not long after the reform and opening up. At that time, I lived in the countryside, and several friends lived in small counties. Once I went to visit them, and after I had had enough to eat and drink, they invited me to take a bath. That was the first time I took a bath in the bathroom in the county.

The bathroom in the county is really advanced, with a balcony upstairs and a bathtub downstairs. After drinking a cup of tea, I'm going to take a bath in the swimming pool. Because it was the first time, I thought it was the same as in the countryside, so I took off my clothes and went downstairs to take a shower. Who knows, just walked to the stairs, a woman came along. I was surprised and ran back to the box. Ask a friend, why are there women in the men's bathroom? But they smiled and told me how strange I was. He also said that if you want any special service, just ask them.

While taking a bath, my friends were wiping their backs, and they told me to enjoy myself. When I was in the countryside, I never took a bath to wipe my back. I feel itchy and brittle when I wipe my back. When rubbing sensitive parts, the second child disobeyed and stood up. The back-wiping master also played a practical joke, deliberately playing around a few times, and the second child became more correct. I really felt a little embarrassed at that time.

Up to now, my friends have teased me about these two things.

On weekends, he will take me to the bathhouse in the mine to take a bath. Grandpa always leaves early in the morning, and I always struggle to be dragged up by him. I thought grandpa liked hot water. I only put hot water in the morning. The temperature is too high for me to go into the swimming pool. I know it takes a long time to wash once. A group of coal miners who went underground at night rushed into the bathhouse after work. Those people can't even see their faces. They are even more African than Africans.

I went to the bathhouse to take a bath when I was young. It is normal for everyone to meet naked, but once I took a southern classmate to the bathhouse to take a bath, which really embarrassed me. When I was a freshman, there were three southerners in our dormitory. When school started, the weather was not cold. Everyone usually takes a bath in the dormitory, and there is nothing to feel. Later, the weather became colder and colder, so I had to take a bath in the school bathhouse. After going to the bathhouse with my southern roommate for the first time, I quickly took off my clothes, and then my roommate looked at me with a shocked face. I didn't expect that there was no such bathhouse in the south.

That winter, I went to the bathhouse to take a bath, and found that the junior high school Chinese teacher who had not met for more than 20 years had just come down to check out; The teacher is older, the glasses on the bridge of the nose are thicker, and my eyes are moist in an instant! I tried to help him settle the bill, but he refused, so he threw 100 yuan on the counter and said to settle the bill. The beautiful shop assistant smiled and said, "Sir, there is not enough money. You spend 20 and he spends 380! " "At that moment, I was drunk; Turn around and find the teacher gone …

I remember when I was in college, my roommate and I went to the bathhouse to take a bath. The school is in the north, and my roommate and I are from the south. Then we all took a shower in our underwear. Everyone around us was stripped naked, swinging around you and looking at our underwear men with strange eyes. We haven't said a word, so we are really embarrassed to take a shower and leave. When we go out, we feel terrible at the same time! !

Later, under the introduction and guidance of roommates in the north, we slowly let go and poured into the bathhouse army naked.

Take a bath in the bathhouse, take a bath and rub your back. The most embarrassing thing is to take a shower! The host rubs every inch of your skin with a towel, including your most intimate place. Embarrassment happens at this time. Once when my master rubbed my lower body, I felt very uncomfortable. The master rubbed his hands and said with a smile, the young man is very angry! Turn it over! I am ashamed and embarrassed to hold my lower body and turn it over quickly! The scene is very embarrassing. The bath master seemed to see my embarrassment and joked that it was nothing, very common!

It is said that friendship often begins with rubbing your back in the bathhouse. In the bathhouse in the north, you don't want to take a quiet and quick bath. When you go to the station, someone will give you a friendly smile. Hey, you rub it for me, I'll rub it for you. So, where are you from? Are you married? How many people are there in your family? Are you comfortable? Young people who have been in bathhouses can be free even if they are bound.

That was many years ago, when I was less than twenty years old. I just graduated from middle school and entered the society, working in a relatively small state-owned chemical plant. This factory is located in the suburbs and is divided into front yard and back factory. The front yard is an office, where leaders at all levels work, and behind it is the workshop in the factory, where ordinary workers usually work. There is a long distance between the front yard and the back factory. Leaders and grassroots workers usually work in their own fields. There is a director in this factory who often comes to the workshop behind us to check the work on weekdays. Every time he comes to see us, he has to put on a well-dressed and serious look like a great leader. As soon as we met him, he also bowed and flattered. There is no way, that's the case with state-owned units, otherwise the leaders will find us in trouble.

There are bathhouses in front of and behind the factory. The front is clean and tidy, which is the place where leaders take a bath, and the back is simple and rough, which is the place where our workers take a bath after work. The factory director usually takes a bath in the front bathhouse. On this day, the factory director came to the bathhouse behind us for the first time because the water pipe in the front bathhouse was broken and there was no water. It happened that our day's work ended early, and everyone rushed to the bathhouse to take a bath early, so we saw another image of our factory director that we had never seen before!

Ah! We were all shocked at that time. Usually, there is silence in the bathhouse where we laugh and play. The workers who took off their clothes and entered the bathhouse did not leave or leave. They all looked at the director stupidly. The director who is taking a bath is as naked as we are. Without clothes covering him, he stood in front of us with a straight face and looked very embarrassed. Everyone just looked at each other for a while, but soon they felt old for a long time. Someone in our crowd called the director awkwardly, and the director nodded, and we slipped away from the director in despair.

The whole bathhouse was once shrouded in a solemn atmosphere. As soon as another off-duty male worker came in, he thought someone had died here. But when they saw another image of the director, they joined our serious atmosphere without exception. In a social group that is used to pretending to be false on weekdays, once everyone is naked and unimpeded, it is all embarrassing and disturbing!

So, out of subconscious self-protection, all the workers quietly got into the swimming pool. Fortunately, the pool in our bathhouse is big enough. As a result, the whole bathhouse was left with the director standing naked in front of us to take a bath. The director looks so sad! Someone in the pool couldn't help secretly laughing at the way he dared to do so when he was ready to clean up and leave. So the director did not leave. He turned to face everyone and looked at our serious faces, afraid to laugh. He had to get his face back, so he also went into the swimming pool.

People have dignity when they can't see their nakedness when they are dipping in water. The factory director then assumed the appearance of a leader, expressed cordial condolences to the grass-roots workers and asked us questions. So the factory director came back to be the factory director and the workers came back to be workers. The atmosphere in the bathhouse suddenly became much more relaxed and natural, the workers continued to bow and scrape, and the director continued to keep his promise.

But! Just then, there was a loud explosion outside, and the whole bathhouse shook. Not good! Run! I don't know who shouted that accidents sometimes happen in chemical plants. When life and death are at stake, everyone can no longer think about acting. I saw that because of this sentence, everyone rushed out of the swimming pool and ran outside the bathhouse without clothes. Our workers are all young people in their twenties and thirties, and the factory director is middle-aged in his fifties and sixties, but the adult factory director runs faster than all our young people and is in the forefront! So, we all ran outside naked.

It's already night, and it's already dark outside. Our factory is mainly male workers, but there are few female workers, only a few technicians. A female technician saw us, let out a scream and ran away. The explosion was a boiler accident behind the bathhouse, which was not too serious, but it created a magnificent scene like the Garden of Eden for a period of time. The head of the factory security section quickly ran over, dressed the director in a hurry, and surrounded the disgraced leader and walked first. As for us workers, some people continue to take a bath when they are free, some people get dressed and leave, while others continue to stand naked outside to cool down, as if they are addicted. Naked is also a kind of happiness for the lower class who don't need too much disguise. One is that it is dark, and the other is that men are not afraid of women anyway. Even when they saw it, they were scared away. Who's afraid of who?

For a long time after this incident, the director didn't come to inspect the work behind us, and he never came to take a bath in our bathhouse again. The story of this day has been circulated as a joke among our workers for a long time, but it was circulated behind the director's back, and none of us dared to say it in front of him. In front of him, we are all respectful.

In high school, I took a shower with my girlfriend for the first time. My girlfriend took off her clothes and went in first.

Then because of myopia, I didn't wear glasses, so I went in the wrong door. Into the men's bathroom.

It was about three meters deep and was pushed out by a man with a bath towel or something. At first, I only heard him mumble a few words quickly, knowing that something was wrong. When I came out, I realized that he was saying that I was wrong ... I realized that he was a man, and all the nudes I just saw were men, no wonder they were all tall. ...

But I really didn't see anything, so I don't think anyone saw me either. Except for the man who pushed me out ...