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Classical Chinese funny slogans

1. Classic funny slogan domineering slogan

Strive hard, surpass yourself, and make a blockbuster without saying anything.

Unite and forge ahead, strive and forge ahead, work hard and challenge yourself.

Be aggressive, work hard, hone your will and keep fit.

Dragon and tiger leap, thunderous, unparalleled, United as one.

Qi Xin made concerted efforts, achieved good results, won the three armed forces, and was invincible.

Class 8 is magnificent, showing off the public and finally seeing the rainbow after the storm.

There are tigers in the mountains and dragons in the water. The first eight editions, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Elegant slogan

Sharpen your will, sprint hard, work together and show yourself.

Put on the golden saddle, but I am in Class 10, beyond my dreams, * * * infinite.

I love my season, and I am determined to be a useful person. I will fight bravely and always strive for the first place.

In the era of racing, class xx is the most handsome, United and friendly, and unstoppable.

Release * * *, fly dreams, today and tomorrow, created by me.

Youth is like fire, surpassing oneself, flying dreams and creating brilliance.

Unite as one, go forward bravely, pursue Excellence and strive for the first place.

Be aggressive, work hard, hone your will and keep fit.

It is unusual to show self-confidence and self-expression Class xx is the strongest.

XX-class elite, dare to fight, spend unbeaten, we can fly!

Keep pace with the times, work hard, and work together with Qi Xin to strive for first-class.

Unite and struggle, strive for good results, leap dreams and strive for self-improvement

Challenge yourself, surpass your dreams, unite and help each other, and make great achievements.

Make great efforts, forge ahead, surpass Liu Xiang, and start from me.

Class 9, Class 9 won the laurel, and Qi Xin made concerted efforts to create greater glories.

United and enterprising, pioneering and innovative, tenacious struggle, striving for first-class.

Learn from each other, learn from each other's strengths, make persistent efforts, and bravely climb the peak.

Keep pace with the times, blaze new trails, strive hard and win the first place.

Strive to be first-class, study hard and make progress every day.

Work hard, carry forward the spirit of our class, study hard and strive for the first place.

2. Promote the latest funny advertising language in Putonghua advertising planning:

Dialects are precious, but foreign languages are more expensive.

If it's Mandarin, you can throw both.

Be an ordinary person and speak Mandarin.

Learning Mandarin well is not afraid to travel all over the world.

I didn't rest this summer vacation, but only learned Mandarin.

Don't talk during the holidays this year. Speak Mandarin if you want to speak.

Now is the era of Putonghua, and more and more people speak Putonghua.

Go out and speak Mandarin! Everyone on earth knows that.

Learn Mandarin! We have been working hard!

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor is it too far apart, but I can't understand anything when you speak dialect. -Please speak Mandarin!

Popularize putonghua and communicate without obstacles.

Mandarin, very good.

Wukong, you should speak Mandarin or Guanyin will blame you!

Can speak Mandarin, good teeth, good appetite and delicious food.

I gradually learned Mandarin, and I feel very different tonight!

Use TCP/IP to surf the Internet and speak Mandarin.

Hey, speaking Mandarin is really worthy of our mouth!

The last time a beautiful woman spoke to me, her heart was pounding. Later, I also decided to learn ordinary (plop) characters.

If you love her, speak Mandarin to her.

Uncle Beaver, why are your teeth so good?

Because I speak Mandarin.

Mandarin, our own words.

When I used to speak dialects, I was covered in little red pimples. But since I spoke Mandarin, all my little red pimples have disappeared. (takes off my clothes) Look here, look here. ...

Mandarin, a fighter in language.

Mandarin, since you, the world has become so beautiful.

Xiao Qiang, you died a terrible death. You can't speak Mandarin!

Once upon a time, I spoke in dialect, and I said it again. Trouble! I'm fine now. I speak Mandarin, five sentences at a time. I'm not tired. Very good!

Listen and understand. Listen carefully, this is Mandarin!

National inspection-free product-Mandarin!

Comrade Xiaoping said: no matter whether it is a black cat or a white cat, a good cat can speak Mandarin!

Mandarin-the designated language of national astronauts.

Taiwan Province Province, Japan and the United States all have to speak Mandarin!

Mandarin, I am good, hello, and she is also good!

3. Kneeling for Super Funny Classical Chinese Original: Your mother is so old that if I hadn't stayed to fuck you, today I would have said that I would close my eyes and take a nap, no less than two or three sentences. Angry and dozing, not only me, but also me. Even if I didn't lose my mind, I was wronged. What can you do? If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students lying on the chopping board? Six out of ten people hate you. Are you okay? The numbers are obvious. Let bygones be bygones, but today's events are hateful and make me angry. Mother, I am sincere. I am not happy about my mother's death. If my grades are not in your hands, my dead teacher will at least refute you two or three sentences! I'm not the only one who dozes off. Why do you only miss me? And I'm not completely asleep, which is really wrong! What gift do you have? If you are really capable, why do more than half of the students who sleep at their desks hate you, and six out of ten students hate you? Do you teach well? Judging from the number of people sleeping, I know I won't care about what happened before, but as far as today's things are concerned, you are really hateful and make me really angry! Shit, * * *.

4. Classical Chinese funny sentences 1. Haha, Mulan flies a plane. What plane does she fly? Boeing 747.

I resigned from Beijing last year and lived in Tokyo, where I was ill. There was no music in Tokyo, and Sima Guang was not heard at the end of the year.

3. Money is what I want; Beauty is what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, and those who give up money for beauty are also.

I don't leave my grandfather here, I have my own place to leave my grandfather, and I don't leave my grandfather anywhere. I will go to the railway.

I was sick when I was a child, not when I was nine. Alone, as for the establishment of a new China. There are no handsome guys, and finally there are beautiful women. The door is weak and thin, and there is a rest at night.

Liu Suying's illness is often in the sky. Chen Shi urine soup, never expired.

7. Be soft when you catch the sacred dynasty; Li Kui JY, the former satrap, loved Fang La more. From the Secretariat in Leslie Cheung, a courtier and a slave.

8. The imperial edict is strict, and I am in charge of Altman. The whole universe forced me to hang myself. I must obey.

9. I can live for a hundred years without my grandmother; Grandma can live for a thousand years without a minister. Mother and son can't compare with turtles.

10. Chen Mi has two out of twenty this year, and Grandma has nine out of ninety this year. Please forgive my affair.

5. Original publisher of funny team name and slogan: suipwosuu

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