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Bullying hooliganism.
Rogue phrase 1. Sentences about hooligans
1, you tell me to roll, and I will roll. You told me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.
2, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!
3, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!
4, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald! !
5. The mine disaster is still under review, and the rise in house prices is under control!
6, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.
7. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.
8. Chopin of Niu B can't play Lao Zi's sadness!
9, even believe in advertisements, reading is stupid!
10, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
1 1, can't sleep for a long time in the morning; Sleep at night.
12, I pull the hook, you hang yourself, and you won't change it for a hundred years.
13. When I got on the bus and saw a woman with a baby in her arms, I offered my seat. She said excitedly, "Thank you!" I am angry and afraid: "Thank the country first!"
14, I think everyone who likes to add a "haha" suffix to his speech must be a warm-hearted and boring young man. He loves telling jokes and often keeps talking.
15, once there was a sister who never wore makeup. In winter, she has skin problems, dry face and oily nose. The elder sister's treatment is to wipe the oil on her nose.
2. The most classic rogue quotations
1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear inside.
2. I am in the Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in the Jianghu ... 3. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Chefs for X years! 4. Live in bed, die in bed, want to live and die, and stay in bed. 5. Wizard, please tell the princess that I'm still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women ... tell her to go back to sleep! Don't worry, I have no appetite when I see you, let alone sexual desire! 7. I think I would like it if I came later in the morning.
8. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!" 9. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out. 10. I'm so poor that I have to bargain when I go to the public toilet, and I have to wait for change to give to beggars! 1 1. Hope for the stars, the moon and the sun (the netizens who struggled on the QQ upgrade road stayed) 12. Through the research of many academicians of Chinese Academy of Sciences, it is proved that the real king is ... the road in the palace! 13. Hand over your washbasin! Grandpa, I want to wash my pants.
14. Now you must look more carefully when looking for someone, because there are too many men and women now! 15. If I become a star one day, I will definitely show it to you! 16. Call me a villain and I'll kill you! 17. It seems that your head was hit by a train and you regained consciousness. 18. The poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.
19. Yesterday, a man asked me if the mayor of Nanjing was called Jiang Bridge, and I said no. He said that when I crossed the river in Nanjing by train, I saw a billboard saying: Welcome to Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge! 20. In fact, I envy Hibiscus JJ, living in my own world, being satisfied with myself, but hating others.
2 1. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart. 22. epitaph: wash and sleep, burn paper to contact; Please don't spit, defecate or urinate here. In a hurry, you can go to the grave of the landlord next to you. I used to be a fat man, but now I'm as thin as anyone lying down! ; Remember to burn me some beautiful pictures during the Spring Festival. 23. I was challenged to say, bring it on.
I didn't answer, I just washed away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down. 24. I will be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.
25. I can't fly, no matter for whom. 26. I accidentally walked into his life, and he has been wandering in his own life.
27. At present, the price of shopping centers is a quiet robbery ... too expensive ... If you continue, it's time to learn how to use sewing machines ... Do it yourself ... 28. The price should be in line with international standards and the salary should be in line with China's national conditions. 29. Trains are moving so fast, I wonder how fast they will get up and run! 37. Who is raising Xiaoming's bear? A Xiaoming B Mom C Dad D Grandpa E Grandma answered E Because Grandma's Bear 38. What animal shows are free? Centipede will not be lucky because of reactive power. 39. What animal is only three inches? Snake because of the golden mouth and jade words (snake) 40.20 years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and dad cried.
An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor guy, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "4 1 ... which country has the thinnest people? China is thin because of China. 42. I swear that all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again! 43. I just registered a user named "Dad" on a website. As a result, he sent me an email. At first, I was dumbfounded. It says: Hello, Dad.
Your user name has been successfully registered! I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 44. Stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first. 45. You are so fucking strong! You are so fucking strong! ) 46. Recently, the poor mouse moved home with tears in her eyes ... 47. If there is an afterlife, be a tree, and it will never stand, without sorrow or joy.
Half is calm in the dust, half is flying in the wind, half is cool, and half is bathed in sunshine. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never looking for.
48. Heaven, earth and Dou E are more unfair than me! 49. If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for not being human! 50. I bought meat buns on the road yesterday, but I didn't see meat at the first bite, and I didn't see meat at the second bite! The third stuttering steamed stuffed bun! ! ! 5 1. The real warrior dares to face the balance of the bank card and the figures on the weighing scale. 52. I will have a son with a handsome name in the future, so others will say: what a handsome father! ! You will never attract wolves by singing, really-you will only scare them away.
54. Wang Cai, come and have a look, there are others who are not as good as you! 55. With red bean paste, life is different. 56. Stealth for thousands of years, diving for thousands of years, and occasionally floating corpses. 57. Men want to be tall, women want to be thin, dogs wear clothes, and people show their meat ... 58. I am degraded and can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer ... 59. Are you hungry? I have cold granules here! Do you want a drink? 60. It doesn't matter if you are tired.
3. What are the sentences describing "hooligans"
1, the people have long hated those hooligans.
This "official's son" is so popular that all the local ruffians and hooligans in the city worship at his door, like ants attached to them, committing all kinds of evils.
These hooligans are too arrogant.
Why do you mix with these hooligans regardless of black and white?
These hooligans are so arrogant that they are not afraid of the police.
6. Rogues are the scourge of society.
As soon as the gunshots rang, the hooligans immediately dispersed and ran away without a trace.
You lawless rascal, how dare you say such things to me.
Although he received a higher education, he indulged himself, often mixed with hooligans, and finally embarked on the road of crime.
If we don't resolutely crack down on hooligans, the people will accuse us of slipping through the net.
1 1. The hooligans in our village are vicious and often bully honest farmers.
12, these hooligans who love leisure and hate work will only blackmail others and refuse to work hard.
13 There is no better way to deal with these hooligans than to fight poison with poison.
14, in the incident, he showed himself as a rogue politician calling for thieves.
15, some hooligans are fooling around with a young woman.
16, hooligans and a group of local ruffians besieged a child.
4. Male (female) rogue classic sentence
Quotations from female hooligans (super funny)
On the first night, several people sat together to play cards. One of the girls (quasi-beauty) is younger than us. She just sold her old age and kept her mouth shut about her little brother. I once said something to my family, which angered her and only made her angry. I skinned your brother! "The room is cold!
When playing cards the next night, a handsome guy mentioned his brother, and a girl (beauty) next to him was very surprised and asked, "Do you have a brother on it?" The handsome guy replied, "Yes." The girl asked again, "Do you have a younger brother?" "Completely syncope!
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5. Ask for some classic sentences that scold hooligans.
What do you mean, I was stopped on my way to work and blocked at the door after work, instead of answering your phone, I wrote a letter? You're classical enough. Forget it at ordinary times. Come here. Even if you don't know the law, there is still a chill standing next to her. You are blind.
Little by little, little by little. The university teacher didn't teach you to respect people, and the primary school teacher didn't teach you manners. Why did Xianer break up with you? You don't know what happened, and we're too lazy to mention it. You're ashamed. Little Xianer made a fool of herself for you.
Threaten me, rob my marriage, remember the wrong date. Today is not about me and Xianer. We must inform you that today is someone else's wedding. Call your parents and ask them if this is appropriate. Lao Tzu's world doesn't allow you to appear. Don't defend me with your hypocrisy.
The most important thing to scold hooligans is not to do it at once. You'd better remember some lines and use them when you get them. Interesting topic, come and talk to me and get criticized.
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