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Publicity language of Alishan scenic spot

1. Let's travel to the summer resort according to the lifestyle of combining socialist market economy with feudal royal family.

If you don't know the brief history of time, you will visit the summer resort. Because this is the ancient cultural history of China.

Beijing is characterized by profundity and solemnity, while Chengde is characterized by freshness and elegance. One is Du Fu and the other is Li Bai.

4. The function of the summer resort culture is that people who only say "I feel sorry for you", "I will fight with you" and "I want to marry you" before coming will only say "sympathy" after coming back, "although thousands of people will go there" and "hold your hand and grow old with your son".

Zhang Ziyi is a beautiful scenery feast. Many people want to eat it, but they can't afford it. The summer resort is a feast of culture and scenery, and everyone can try it. The baked wheat cake here will ask you "good morning" before you eat it.

6. The summer resort is beautiful to the eyes, "I love you" to the soul and "Please come with me" to the wallet.

7. The summer resort guarantees that you can still find the other half of your life during your trip to our region. Maybe not on the first day of the trip, for the first time, but you will find it. Because there is a Buddha, an emperor and a hammer mountain here.

8. You get fat and snore, your wife becomes nagging and has wrinkles, but the older the ancient culture of the summer resort, the more "arresting people".

9, a little money, a little leisure, a little hobby, a little power, and then come to the summer resort culture to ask for trouble.

10, the relationship between windows is the relationship between the summer resort and the office, which is serious to the problem of human brain and computer transformation.