How to write the jingle "Love Deposits or Not Deposits" in the bank?

China Construction Bank (CBC): To save or not?

Bank of China (BC): No deposit!

Agricultural Bank of China (ABC): Huh? Doesn’t exist?

Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC): Will love survive or not?

CMSB: Just deposit, you idiot!

China Merchants Bank (CMBC): Just save it, idiot!

China Development Bank (CDB): Save some!

Industrial Bank (CIB): Deposit 100!

Beijing Commercial Bank (BCCB): It’s all in vain, should I save it?

HSBC: Still not deposited!

Postal Savings Bank (PSBC): Don’t save money if you’re afraid of death!

Introduction to jingles

Jingles originate from daily life and are most commonly used by vendors. The quality of items sold has a great relationship with the quality of the jingle. Rhymes used properly can even achieve the goal of clearing sales.

What is "jingle"? According to the explanation of "Modern Chinese Dictionary", it refers to "a kind of Chinese oral rhyme popular among the people. The sentences are of varying lengths. They are purely spoken and read very smoothly." We think It may be more appropriate to call this contemporary popular language phenomenon "folk music". The so-called "folk songs" are "folk songs, mostly related to current affairs and politics." It is called this for the following reasons:

Firstly, it comes from the people and is widely circulated among the people. It is actually a member of the "people" family;

Secondly, these "people" today "Jingle" mainly reflects the many bad phenomena of satirical society, mostly related to current affairs, and has a clear tendency in the sense of praise and blame, which is consistent with the definition of "ballad".