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Ask the host's lines in about 1 minute to enliven the atmosphere. The more humorous the better.

Dear friends, our training course will start in five minutes! Please get ready, (music returns).

6: 58 (deep music) Dear friends, our training class will start in two minutes! In order to make everyone have a good learning environment, please observe the following disciplines-1,and don't walk around the venue at will. 2. Turn off your mobile phone. 3. Stand up and applaud to send the teacher away when having a rest or eating.

Change music at 6: 59: 30, friends, our training class starts in 30 seconds! Let's shout the countdown to 10... 1. Please give a warm applause to our gold medal host, Ms. Zhu Lijun (applause)-Music. The host appeared: "Good evening, friends! (good! I am the host of this training course-thank you very much for coming to this training activity! (Bowing and applauding) I solemnly declare the opening of the' fame and fortune promotion training course' sponsored by American Association and undertaken by DuPont. (Applause) March 12-Professor and his professional promotion team helped a beauty chain store in Xi 'an to hold a large-scale promotion meeting in the May 4th Theater, which increased the turnover of 900,000 and 700 customers. Shaanxi TV station made a special news report. Please look at the big screen.

Now, let's invite Mr.-Chairman of China Artists Association to speak. Please give us a little applause (applause, music) ... We thank the Chairman again with applause.

Friends, the most exciting moment has arrived! Professional speaker and successful scientist. Humor master, the founder of China genius training, the first person in beauty industry marketing, and the king of beauty salon promotion-Professor wants to share with us' Ten cornucopia of how to keep customers flowing'. Do you want it? I propose that all the audience stand up to welcome this exciting moment. Let's do a massage to warm up, turn left and put your hand on the shoulder of your friend in front. Attention, it's a massage, not a massage. Do I need a tip for massage? When I say "sharp", I will "scratch" her waist (music) and repeat by pressing her head 1234, 2234, 3234, 4234- temple-rubbing her neck-shoulder-slapping her back-sharp (strain).

Friends, are you happy? (Happy) Are you happy? (happy) ok! Everybody clap (applause). I want to hear your cheers! Applause and cheers! Please welcome-Professor Da's debut (music). Applause ...

We thank you with warm applause-the professor gave a wonderful speech. Is the professor's speech good? (Good) I propose that the whole audience stand up and bid farewell to Professor Hu with the warmest applause.

After every class-friends, the class will begin soon, and welcome our family to the throne again with applause-please ask all family members to form a circle (left hand in the middle, hands together, right hand making money) and shout inspirational slogans together. -Standing massage.-Professor shows up

Every time I eat (here)-the circle is "not because the market is depressed, but because you are not creative." The more depressed the market is, the more creative it is to learn "-"Hello, I am good, everyone is good, you eat, I eat, everyone eats. "

Let's play an interesting game together, shall we? The name of this game is catching a turtle (with your back to everyone). Please hold your left hand like this (the index finger is vertical) and your right hand like this (the back of your hand is up). Put your right hand on the index finger of your right friend's left hand (turn around). Let me tell you a story. As long as the word turtle appears in the story, you can catch the turtle on the right. Attention! You have to avoid your left hand. Some friends just want to catch others, and their left hand stands there stupidly, resulting in a turtle every time. When I say ready, everyone stays the same. You got it? Ready, the story begins. In a virgin forest, there is a black bird's nest-Ready, a big crow crawls out of the nest-Ready. It spreads its wings and flies and sees an old turtle-Ready, it asks, have you seen my little turtle-Ready? Oh, your son is following a big pond over there.

Promotion line

Countdown to 2: 00 (7: 00) Dear friends, good afternoon (evening)! All right! I'm Li, the host of this speech. Thank you very much for coming to this speech! I solemnly declare that the large-scale lecture on "Making Your Child a Genius" hosted by XX and hosted by XX Beauty Salon begins now! Applause This lecture was strongly supported by the person in charge of XX, the organizer of XX. Now we invite XX to speak for us with warm applause. Everybody clap! Applause, music

2: 04 (7: 04) We thank XXX for his speech with applause. Dear friends, the success of this speech is inseparable from the efforts of a good man who benefits Kidd. In order to make our female friends (in XXX) really happy, happy and happy, their children are smart, sensible and have good grades. She invited the professor (through ×× efforts). Friends, who is she? Yes, she is the director of XXX beauty salon and a national senior beautician. At the same time, President XX did XXX good things. Now President XX has spent a lot of effort and money to ask the professor to give us a speech. I asked her, why do you want to do such a thing that has nothing to do with your business? She said-I did this to realize my original desire to open a beauty salon, so that every friend can become a happy, happy and happy woman and a successful mother. In addition, I want to tell my friend a good news. Do you want it or not? This activity is also sponsored by DuPont Biomaterials Company of France. All the friends present presented a beautiful gift of 100 yuan. At the end of the lecture, we will tell you how to get a gift, so that we can invite President XX to give us a speech with warm applause and music.

2: 08 (7: 08) Once again, we warmly applaud President XX for making so many contributions to us. A group of beautiful angels are dressing up this beautiful world and every woman who loves beauty with a particularly grateful heart. Please enjoy the sign language dance "Grateful Heart" presented by the beautician in XX beauty salon. Applause (applause, music, monologue of the dean in the middle music part, and then dance with the beautician)

2: 13 (7: 13) friends, the most exciting moment has come. Professor China, the founder and psychologist of gifted training, wants to share with us the ways to make your children smart, sensible and get excellent grades, and also to make you happy, happy and happy all your life. Friends, do you want it or not? -The professor is also the richest man in China.-Training consultant, memory training expert and humorous master. Listening to the professor's speech is as happy as appreciating Zhao Benshan's sketches, and I have learned practical methods. What did you say?/Sorry? (OK, applause) I propose that everyone stand up to meet this exciting moment. ...

4: 13(9: 13)- Did the professor speak well? Is it wonderful? Once again, we thank the professor for his wonderful speech with the warmest applause and tell you a good news. Do you want it or not? All the friends attending the meeting will receive a beautiful gift with the value of 100 yuan from the French bio-cosmetics company, and ask them to pick it up at the beauty salon tomorrow and the day after tomorrow with the admission ticket. This is the end of the lecture. Thank you.

If there is a lucky draw: friends, it's time for the lucky draw. Do you want to win (think)? Ok, let's invite XX to draw the third (second, first) place for us today. The third prize (second prize, first prize) is worth XX yuan. Please take out the lottery ticket and look at the lottery number. What number do you want to win? I already have the award number. What is the first number of the first prize number? The first number is X, and what do you want for the second number? The second number is X. I announced the winning number and invited the winning friends to take the stage to receive the prize. Please give us the third prize (second prize, first prize) today.