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A fairy tale composed of three animals and two plants.

Location: forest figures: rabbits, squirrels, turtles, foxes. Plot: The environment in the forest is getting worse and worse, and the small animals are very angry. Specific story (outline); One day, on the decreasing lawn, the rabbit and the turtle met. Rabbit: Brother Tortoise, come on! Tortoise: Hey ~ Recently, the river has become more and more turbid. Several of my friends fled to other rivers, and some of them were dead ~ ~ Then the little squirrel came, and she told her friends what had happened to her ~ ~ They sighed ~ ~ Then the little rabbit said, Let's think of something! See what can make the environment better ~ ~ ~ Later, after heated discussion, they definitely decided to put up some placards everywhere in the forest ~ ~ ~ So they started their plan ~ ~ ~

Example:

1. Canned food on the grass

In a lovely green meadow in the forest, there are some small wild flowers besides green grass.

But on this day, suddenly there was an empty beverage can lying on the green grass. It's not pleasing to the eye in any way.

The monkey said, "such good grass is deformed!" " This is done by people who hate cleanliness the most. "

The monkey picked up the jar and threw it out-

The can flew and flew, and finally it hit the wild boar on the head with a bang.

The wild boar said, "How can you litter?" It's a good thing I have a thick skin. "

In order to prevent other people's heads from being hit by this jar again, the wild boar dug a hole with his two tusks and buried the jar.

The mole who lived underground was about to come up for a change of air when he found that the passage was blocked.

The mole said angrily, "How can you stuff something you don't like into the soil, whether people like it or not!" " "

The mole dug out the jar again. Arch your head—

Can "mumble" Go away. Go to the rabbit's door.

The rabbit flew. "Fuck you!"

Canned food fell into the nest.

Father bird moved quickly and caught it at once, so that the canned food wouldn't hurt the children.

Mother bird asked father bird, "Did you send food to our children?"

Father bird pecked at the canned food. "Empty, empty!" "

Mother bird doesn't understand: "why send an inedible waste!" " "

Father bird pushed the jar down again.

There is a stream under the bird's nest. When the can falls into the stream, it will float forward along the stream.

The stream is flowing, and it becomes a small river.

There are a pair of turtle brothers by the river.

Brother Tortoise said to Brother Tortoise, "Look, there is a good thing floating in the river."

Brother Tortoise said, "No, it's a waste, just like me." My brother is lame and can't go anywhere.

Brother Tortoise went to get the canned food ashore and let him lie on the canned food. "Our trip is about to begin. You see, you are neither a waste nor a waste. "

They set out for the big river and the sea.

When this empty red can is no longer a waste, it still looks beautiful.

2. A butterfly wants to find a lover. Naturally, he wants to find a lovely little lover among the flowers. So he looked at all of them.

Every flower sits quietly and dignified on the stem, just like a girl sitting when she is not engaged. But there are too many to choose. The butterfly didn't want any trouble, so it flew to the daisy. The French call this little flower "Margarita". They know she can make predictions. This is what she does: lovers pick her petals together, and every time they pick them together, they ask a question about lovers: "Are you enthusiastic? -Does it hurt? -Love me very much? Just a little? -Don't love at all? " Things like that. Everyone can ask questions in their own language. Butterflies also come to ask; But instead of picking petals, he kissed each one. Because he thinks that only kindness can get the best answer.

"Dear' Margarita' Daisy!" He said, "You are the cleverest woman among all the flowers. You can make predictions! I beg you to tell me, should I marry this or that? Which one will I get? If I know, I can fly directly to her and propose to her. "

But Margo didn't answer him. She is angry because she is only a girl, but he has called her a "woman"; There is a difference. He asked the second time, the third time. When he couldn't get a word answer from her, he was no longer willing to ask. He flew away and immediately began his suggestion.

It's early spring, and crocuses and snowflakes are in full bloom.

"They are very beautiful," said the butterfly. "They are just a group of lovely little girls in" Seeds of Love ",but they are too ignorant." Like all young boys, he is looking for older women.

So he flew to the autumn peony. According to his appetite, these girls are a little bitter. Violets are a little too enthusiastic; Tulips are too gorgeous; Daffodils are too civilian; Bodhi trees have too small flowers and too many relatives. Apple trees look like roses, but they bloom today and will wither tomorrow-they will fall down as long as the wind blows. He doesn't think marrying them will last long. The pea flower is the cutest: it is red and white, elegant and gentle. She is a woman with strong family values. She has a beautiful appearance and a capable kitchen. When he was about to propose to her, he saw a pod near the flower-a withered flower hung on the tip of the pod.

"Who is this?" He asked.

"This is my sister," said Pea Flower.

"Darling! Then you will be like her in the future. "

3. tits and bears

One summer, the wolf and the bear were walking in the forest together. They heard a bird singing happily. The bear asked, "Dude, what kind of bird is that?" Why does it sing so sweetly? " "Cough!" The wolf replied, "that's a bird king." We must be careful and respect as much as possible. " In fact, this bird is just a titmouse. "In that case," said the bear, "I want to see the palace. Please show us! " The wolf said, "my friend, please wait a moment." We can't go to see it yet. We must wait until the bird queen comes home. "

Soon, the queen came back with food in her mouth. She and the king began to feed the children. "It's all right now!" The bear said he wanted to see what the palace really looked like. "Wait a little longer, Mr. Bear," said the wolf quickly. "We have to wait for the king and queen to go out." So they dug a small hole to mark where they saw the bird's nest, and then left.

Walking, because the bears have always wanted to see the palace, and soon they will come back. The king and queen of birds are not here at the moment, so they go to the nest and see five or six birds lying at the bottom of the nest. "What nonsense!" Mr. Xiong said, "This is not a palace at all. I have never seen such a dirty place in my life. You are not princes and princesses, you little guys are just a group of illegitimate children! " When the little tits heard these words, they were very angry and muttered, "We are not illegitimate children, you stupid bear! Our parents are the most serious people. If you say so, you will be responsible for your rudeness! " Hearing this, the wolf and the bear were a little scared and hurried back to their cave.

As soon as they left, the little tits cried and left. When their parents came home to feed them, they all shouted, "We won't eat if we starve to death, not even a fly leg. The bear came and said we were illegitimate children. If we don't punish the villain, we won't eat. " "Don't worry, my dear."

The bird king said, "He will get the punishment he deserves."

He flew to the bear's hole and shouted, "Stupid bear, it's shameless of you to insult my child." Now I declare that I will fight a cruel and bloody battle with you. If you are not punished, the battle will not stop. "Hearing this, the bear called together the bulls, donkeys, deer and all the animals running on the ground to discuss the defense methods. Tits also recruited all the birds flying in the air, large and small, as well as an army of insects such as bumblebees, mosquitoes, wasps and flies.

It's almost time for the war. Tits sent many spies to see who was the commander of the enemy. Among these spies, mosquito is the cleverest one. He flew around in the forest where the enemy was stationed and finally hid under the leaves of a tree. On this day, the enemy will give orders here. The bear is standing under this tree, and mosquitoes can hear his voice clearly. He brought what the fox said to him, saying, "You are the cleverest of our beasts, so you are the general who commands our battle.". We must first unify some signals, and according to these signals, we can know what you want us to do. " "Look," what does the fox say said, "I have a beautiful furry tail. It looks like a white feather. It can boost our morale. Now remember, when you see me with my tail up, it is you who want to win the battle, and you should go all out to attack the enemy. But if I put my tail down, we will be defeated and you must run away at once. " Hearing these words, the mosquito flew back to the titmouse and told him what he had seen and heard.

The day of decisive battle has finally arrived. Look! Every day at dawn, the team of beasts commanded by the fox rushes forward. The sound of animals moving is terrible, and even the earth is shaking. The titmouse king flew in with his team and got ready. The flapping, vibration and collision of wings fill the whole air, which sounds terrible. The armies of both sides took their positions on the vilen. Tit ordered the bumblebee to directly attack the enemy commander fox first, concentrate on attacking its tail and try its best to stab it. The bumblebee followed orders and rushed at the fox. When the first bumblebee stung the fox, he shook and shook his leg, but he still stood upright. When the second bumblebee stung him, he had to put down his tail for a while. But when the third bumblebee stung him, he couldn't stand it any longer. He quickly ran away with his tail between his legs. When the beasts saw it, they thought it was all over. In consternation, they all hurried across vilen and ran away. The bird became the winner of the battle.

At this time, the triumphant king and queen flew back and said to their children, "children, eat and drink to your heart's content now!" " Victory already belongs to us! But the bird said, "No, not yet." That stupid bear called us bastards. He hasn't come to beg our forgiveness yet. "The bird king flew to the bear's hole again and shouted," You bad bear, come to my house at once and beg my children to forgive you for being rude to them. "Otherwise, I will smash every bone in your disgusting body into pieces." So the bear had to climb out of the hole with a bitter face and apologize to the bird king's nest. At this point, the birds sat together, eating and drinking, talking and laughing until late at night.