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I'd rather make a nasal swab than a throat swab.
2. I was frozen for three hours in the cold weather and did a nucleic acid test. I'm numb with cold.
3. Spring is coming, and everything is reviving! Besides paying attention to the current epidemic situation, we still have to live, do what we should do, keep a happy mood and live with a smile. ?
4. When doing nucleic acid testing, both medical staff and people waiting in line for testing are considerate of each other. It is not easy in hot weather.
5. I experienced 4 o'clock nucleic acid for the first time, and got up in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid, as if Taurus had to check it overnight.
6. Why do people always jump the queue when making nucleic acids? I'm really speechless in the big sun.
7. I didn't know there were so many beautiful young ladies in the community if it wasn't for the unified nucleic acid making in the community. Ahahahaha, should I seize the opportunity to get rid of the order?
8. Be brave when you are not born. You just choose to be fearless.
9. After the exam, we will be practical, and everyone will return to normal life and be happy.
10. Apart from this epidemic, life itself is in danger everywhere. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that we have lost the courage to face the danger. Everything will pass and get better.
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12. Dressing is no longer a routine. Change your style and do nucleic acid testing.
13. My nest, my family and my in-laws have all fallen. Let's end the epidemic quickly. The children all had four rounds of nucleic acid tests.
14. In the days of * * * anti-epidemic, I deeply realized: Jinshan Yinshan is better than foolproof! Health is better than being rich and expensive! Content is the most important thing in life! Just be happy! After the epidemic, I wish my family and the people of the whole country peace, health and happiness all their lives!
15. When the epidemic is over, nothing in the world is not worth it. Hot pot is worth it, milk tea is worth it, string is worth it, beer is worth it.
16. When we look back on the past one day, we will remember the experience of two serious epidemics in our life. The inspiring and moving part of that experience will make us realize that life is real only if we have experienced it.
17. A trickle will become a river; What should I do if it is burning?
I would rather make a nasal swab than a copy of the nucleic acid on a throat swab (Part II) 18. I didn't expect to send a circle of friends again or do nucleic acid.
19. Nobody likes heavy luggage, but when you wake up, there are heavy luggage everywhere. This is life.
20. Come on, Wuhan, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
2 1. When the epidemic broke out, all travel plans fell through.
22. Nothing will trouble you. Everything you think is what you want.
23. China is always well protected by their bravest people.
24. Where the flowers of love are in full bloom, life will flourish.
25. It is hypocritical to give up without fighting; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.
26. Waiting in line at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night for nucleic acid detection. Up to now, there are still many people in front.
27. Pay tribute to the medical staff and volunteers who fought in the front line of nucleic acid detection!
28. Go home from work early, do the second nucleic acid test, and store food at home for isolation.
29. The sun shines through the door, and sleeping at home every day makes me doubt my life. This is also the longest time that Happy Dad stayed at home. This epidemic is really serious. I hope to get better soon and everything will return to normal!
30. In the past, you protected the post-90s, but now you are protected by the post-90s.
3 1. Love everything, heaven and earth are one.
32. We stay at home and spend the longest time with our families. We have enough time and more opinions.
33. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!
34. At 9 o'clock in the evening, a nucleic acid test was done. Medical staff, community workers and volunteers have worked hard!
I would rather be a nasal swab than a copy of nucleic acid in a throat swab (Chapter III). I broke down and was woken up in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid. What's going on here? I feel that nucleic acid is done all night.
36. I woke up in the morning and found that my circle of friends was sending out nucleic acid maps all night. The person who was woken up was already very tired. I can imagine how hard the work of medical staff is. I hope they have a holiday today.
37. For the first time, I feel that the epidemic is so close to me. Last night, the CDC called me to ask about my mother's itinerary for a whole hour. At noon today, people from the hospital came to give my family a nucleic acid test. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was frightened by the battle.
38. Come on, Xi 'an, get back to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
I am convinced that standing in the cold wind for an hour finally blew me a cold. I did a fart nucleic acid test, and I was not allowed to come back to catch a cold once. My brain is really abnormal.
40. The cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and COVID-19 has left. Then let's go and see the cherry blossoms flying all over the sky.
4 1. Life is not forever, and the future is not long.
42. Both nucleic acid and antibody tests were normal. Thank you. But I'm really sick. I feel sick everywhere except that I don't have a fever.
43. I don't know when the epidemic will end, and there are no other requirements. I just want to go back to sleep for half a day after I finish nucleic acid.
44. An epidemic makes us awake in an instant, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.
45. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Only when you are quiet can you be indifferent.
46. The cold winter has passed, and the bright moon is in the sky. At the end of the epidemic, the world is still boiling, and Shui Mu and Tsinghua are as good as ever!
47. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and the people will be safe and healthy!
Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so they will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.
49. I did the first nucleic acid test in 20xx this afternoon, and it was still negative. Tong Tong is healthier.
50. When I was a child, homesickness was a small boat ticket; When I grow up, homesickness is a sour nucleic acid report (nucleic acid detection friend circle copy)
Take the initiative to queue up to do nucleic acid positive energy copy summary 50 sentences
Actively queue up to make positive energy copies of nucleic acids (Part I) 1. Looking at the circle of friends, I feel that many places are making nucleic acids overnight. Hey, it's too hard for everyone. Doctors are very hard, and people who have to go to work are also very annoyed. Let's end the epidemic quickly.
2. When doing nucleic acid testing, both medical staff and people waiting in line for testing are considerate of each other. It is not easy in hot weather.
Life needs a belief, a rock-solid belief and unshakable firmness under any change. Whether you are exposed to frost and snow, facing thorns, or living in peace and security, your heart will always be bright. This is faith. This is an ambition and goal. Come on! I will definitely overcome any difficulties!
An epidemic has seen all kinds of life, and I wake up every day feeling that I am living in a disaster film, hoping to have a good ending as soon as possible.
The epidemic broke out again these two days, but because of the weather since the holiday, I haven't strolled across the street properly. Take precautions today, take your mobile phone and go out for a walk to relieve tension.
6. After the epidemic, nothing in the world is not worth it, such as hot pot, milk tea, skewers and beer.
7. Take off the mask, hug you and kiss you thousands of times.
8. Everyone's plan has become to wait for the epidemic to end.
9. Isolate the virus, but not love, because love is a bridge.
10. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!
1 1. It was originally a beautiful holiday, but the long-planned trip to the grassland became a squatting at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning and delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.
12. In order to take care of the green code, I just did the ninth nucleic acid test again.
13. The nucleic acid test results are a little slow. It's been six days. Although I know it's nothing, it's abnormal to go out without results.
14. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with others, know how to be cautious and self-disciplined, and don't judge others at will. This is also a kind of cultivation.
15. Important: COVID-19 has existed longer than any of your relationships.
16. Every time you pass by, although the nucleic acid test is normal, you should isolate it.
17. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Only when you are quiet can you be indifferent.
Active queuing of positive energy copies of nucleic acids (Part II) 18. Because I came back from Shenzhen, I took the initiative to report to the community and did two nucleic acid tests at my own expense within three days.
19. The circle of friends is the dynamic of everyone doing nucleic acid all night. I hope xx will be safe.
20. An epidemic makes us awake in an instant, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.
2 1. I went to do nucleic acid today, and I feel very sour, because I can't get your sadness.
22. The sudden outbreak turned a relaxed weekend into a busy working day! Nucleic acid nucleic acid nucleic acid nucleic acid! ! ! Finish it early! !
23. When the spring breeze is ten miles, cherry blossoms are in full bloom.
24. Apart from this epidemic, life itself is in danger everywhere. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that if you lose the courage to face danger, everything will pass and everything will be fine.
Although we have never met, please be healthy.
26. When the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life will be staged. Some people will unite as one, and some people will take the opportunity to make an abacus of interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!
Winter is long, but you know that spring will come, don't you?
28. Last night, I stood in line for nucleic acid testing late at night. As a result, I was in pain. I couldn't sleep all night after my usual bedtime.
29. I solemnly declare that I have been vaccinated with two doses of vaccine, and there are no adverse reactions. Welcome to communicate (copy of vaccine circle of friends)
30. In the past, you protected the post-90s, but now you are protected by the post-90s.
3 1. The epidemic is really difficult. I have a common sore throat. I have done two nucleic acid tests in three days, but my heart is still unstable.
32. Winter will pass, spring can be expected, mountains and rivers are safe, and the world is safe.
33. At present, some people consciously stay behind, some actively isolate themselves, some bravely fight, and some die in battle.
34. When the epidemic broke out, all travel plans fell through.
Actively queue up to make a positive energy nucleic acid copy (Chapter 3) 35. Nothing is exciting, everything you think is what you want.
36. Life should not be controlled by comfort. What determines your success is struggle. Life should not be controlled by the past. It is the future that determines your progress. Life should not be controlled by others. It is you who decide your destiny! Good morning! It is our duty to prevent and control the epidemic!
37. Waiting in line for nucleic acid all night again, come on! The new year is coming, so hurry up and recover.
38. Good stuff! Restore normal order as soon as possible! But it doesn't seem to be completely taken lightly.
39. unite as one, unite as one, and overcome the epidemic at an early date.
40. Winter has passed, and warm spring will come soon.
4 1. When spring blossoms, hold your hand and enjoy the great rivers and mountains.
42. Except for life and death, it is a trivial matter, and past entanglements are stories.
When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.
44. I just woke up, sleepy and sleepy, and I have to do nucleic acid testing in the afternoon? .
45. After waiting in line for nucleic acid, I drove for almost an hour, and finally came home to play with my mobile phone comfortably, which was ruined by Lao Wang's voice.
46. After the exam, we will be practical, and everyone will return to normal life and be happy.
47. If someone comes to ask for help when he is sick, don't ask him if he is poor or rich, young or old, friendly to friends, ignorant or equal to others.
48. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, the medical staff have worked hard, and Greater Nanjing will certainly survive this extraordinary period.
49. The epidemic has made us feel painful, and we have realized all kinds of situations in life. It also makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so they will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.
50 sentences written by friends who made nucleic acids during the epidemic.
A circle of friends who made nucleic acid during the epidemic was 1. After the test, they were practical, and everyone returned to normal life and was happy.
2. Life is really hard. Watching people in Where Are You Going Every Day, because of the epidemic, all the experiences of age, gender and status become irrelevant in the face of life and death, just to be glad that they are not themselves. Again, what did they do wrong? They did nothing wrong. How should I choose?
3. Thank the country and medical staff for making nucleic acid for us overnight, and wish us peace.
I believe that after this baptism, mankind has awakened! Pray for an early victory over this disaster!
No one is born brave, only because they are needed, they choose to go against the wind and perform their duties firmly. Under the haze of the epidemic, they stayed away from their families and went to the front line of the war "epidemic"!
6. This is a wonderful holiday, because the epidemic broke out again, and the long-planned trip to the grassland turned into staying at home. Infusion in the morning and delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.
7. During the anti-epidemic days, I deeply realized: Jinshan Yinshan is better than foolproof! Health is better than being rich and expensive! Content is the most important thing in life! Just be happy! After the epidemic, I wish my family and the people of the whole country peace, health and happiness all their lives!
8. Maybe this epidemic has shown us all kinds of life, but we still have to protect ourselves and our families and wait for the epidemic to pass. Come on!
9. All the staff were tested for nucleic acid. Everyone is very active on this important night. There were so many people in the queue that they gave up after two hours. Get up and continue to line up!
10. Medical staff who are still doing nucleic acid testing outdoors at such a high temperature.
1 1. Faith is a bird. It feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark.
12. After surviving the epidemic and walking through a strange land, you said: Let's be together!
13. Waiting in line for nucleic acid detection in the middle of the night, the medical staff have worked hard, and Greater Nanjing will definitely survive this extraordinary period safely.
14. The winter is over and the moon is shining. At the end of the epidemic, the world is still boiling with the Milky Way, and Shui Mu and Tsinghua are as good as ever!
15. These warm people will make spring come earlier.
16. When the epidemic is over, nothing in the world is not worth it. Hot pot is worth it, milk tea is worth it, string is worth it, beer is worth it.
17. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.
A circle of friends who made nucleic acid during the epidemic 18. Although we have never met, please keep healthy.
19. I wanted to go out to relax after the winter vacation and meet friends I haven't seen for a long time, but the epidemic broke out again.
20. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Only when you are quiet can you be indifferent.
2 1. Every time, there are different heroes, and today's heroes are medical workers who fight to save lives, go against the sky and face difficulties.
22. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, medical workers are harder, hot weather+continuous rotation, I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.
23. Accompany each other in disaster.
24. The epidemic will come to an end and we will meet again.
25. I believe that under the cold land where diseases have ravaged, it is about to break ground in spring.
26. After the baptism of the epidemic, we began to reflect on life, no matter what love or hate, living is the most important thing.
27. Being told by the community loudspeaker to do the nucleic acid test overnight at 2: 00 in the morning makes people feel a little nervous about last year ~ I just realized that tonight is another sleepless night, and many places are doing the nucleic acid test overnight ... Pay tribute to the medical staff who guard us, and hope that this damn epidemic will be put out as soon as possible!
28. If you don't stop, it will be a river; What should I do if it is burning?
29. When the spring breeze is ten miles, I hope the cherry blossoms are in full bloom.
30. After the nucleic acid test, the canteen has returned to normal, so I won't go out, praying for an early recovery and not burdening the country.
3 1. At three o'clock in the morning, I received a phone call from the leader and immediately went to the hospital to do nucleic acid. It's a bit like last year. Tonight's xx is sleepless ... medical staff and volunteers work hard.
32. The best quotations I have heard this year would rather be green than yellow. I wish you a green this year (green code friend circle copy)
33. At 9 o'clock in the evening, a nucleic acid test was done. Medical staff, community workers and volunteers have worked hard!
34. When I was a child, homesickness was a small boat ticket; When I grow up, homesickness is a sour nucleic acid report (nucleic acid detection friend circle copy)
35. Maybe it won't be long before my throat will be cocooned.
I'm going to do a nucleic acid test this afternoon, although I really don't want to do it. ...
37. I only hope that after the epidemic is over, my life can start a new journey. Let everything now disappear with the end of the epidemic.
38. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!
39. It is called the body lock, which is beneficial to burning the body.
40. Take the road of your choice and try to live the life you want. When you feel tired, stop and hug yourself. It's a long time, so you have to keep warm and cold.
4 1. When winter is over, the warm sun will come. The hardship of this moment is like the rain before the rainbow appears. Witness the arrival of spring flowers.
42. Spring will always come, and the cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!
43. The cold winter will eventually pass, and hope is just around the corner. Let's wait for spring to bloom!
44. Seeing that many places in Weibo are doing nucleic acid overnight, I hope this epidemic will pass quickly and there will be no next time.
45. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night is really boring. How bored I am and how long I have to wait.
46. I didn't know there were so many beautiful young ladies in the community if it wasn't for the unified nucleic acid making in the community. Ah, hahaha, should I seize the opportunity to take off the order?
47. I finally got home. After driving all day, I was exhausted. As a result, I got off the viaduct and was stuck on the road for nucleic acid testing. The staff is very gentle.
48. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.
49. Last night, the community made nucleic acid overnight. I finished it at two o'clock and went home. Fortunately, I did it yesterday, and there was a long queue downstairs today.
50. In the hospital, you will understand that compared with your own health, there is nothing in life that you can't let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame, money and honor.
It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy.
It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (first sentence) 1. All the staff were tested for nucleic acid. In the evening, everyone was very active. There were many people waiting in line, and they gave up after two hours. Get up and continue to line up!
2. Going out in the middle of the night to queue up for nucleic acid testing, everyone is very conscious and orderly, and our Daxian will be fine. Come on! !
3. It's hard to see colleagues doing nucleic acid all night without complaining! I feel that I haven't done anything in the past two years, but it's almost two years!
The epidemic broke out again and all travel plans fell through.
Although we have never met, you must be safe.
6. As soon as the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life will be staged, some people will unite as one, and some people will take the opportunity to make an abacus of interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!
7. An epidemic makes us awake in an instant, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.
8. I was frozen for three hours in the cold weather and did a nucleic acid test. I'm numb with cold.
9. Those who can sleep late in the morning have been supplemented with nucleic acids, and the prevention and control of the epidemic situation should not be underestimated. Everyone should pay attention to it.
10. After surviving the virus, none of us can say that the world is not worth it.
1 1. Go home from work early, do the second nucleic acid test, and store the isolated food at home.
12. When the epidemic is over, you can eat hard and do hard! If you want to meet someone, meet her, love her boldly, call her bravely, don't wait, don't stay. Life is short, and formality will soon pass.
13. If you have love, you can overcome the disease; With you and love, spring blossoms like a song; With you and love, the person you love is full of warmth.
14. Because I came back from Shenzhen, I took the initiative to report to the community and did two nucleic acid tests at my own expense within three days.
15. If you are afraid, you dare not be reckless, but if you are fearless, you will get into trouble.
16. Even if mountains and rivers are sick, they are not as hospitable as human beings.
17. I got up early in the morning to do a nucleic acid test. This is the fifth day of being stabbed in the throat. I can't remember how many times I have done it.
It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (Chapter 2) 18. Ten years have passed, but I never thought I would go back to primary school because of nucleic acid testing …
19. After testing, we are very practical, and everyone has returned to normal life and is happy.
20. The first thing after the epidemic will be to do a great event in life and have a good love. Love everyone around you with limited life. Live up to your youth. Brave enough to love!
2 1. The cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and COVID-19 is gone. Then let's go and see the cherry blossoms flying all over the sky.
22. According to the epidemic situation, the next time you go out to play, you should report to the 60-year-old sunset red senior group (a copy of the epidemic circle of friends)
23. Come on, get back to normal life as soon as possible, every day is sunny!
24. Waiting in line for nucleic acid all night again, come on! The new year is coming, so hurry up and recover.
25. My mind collapsed and I was woken up in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid. What's going on here? I feel that nucleic acid is done all night.
26. Come on, Wuhan, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
27. I wanted to go out to relax and meet friends I haven't seen for a long time after the winter vacation, but the epidemic broke out again.
Please take care of yourself. We isolated the virus, but not the love.
29. The epidemic situation makes us feel pain, realize the various situations of life, and let us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
30. Spring is full of flowers. Pray for an early end to the epidemic. May the mountains and rivers be safe and the world be safe!
3 1. Now I'm not the person you want to see. If you want to ask my country to agree with the government and the village to agree with me, I will always be a treasure you can't get.
32. After waiting in line for nucleic acid, I drove for almost an hour, and finally came home to play with my mobile phone comfortably, which was ruined by Lao Wang's voice.
33. Waiting in line in the middle of the night for nucleic acid testing, medical workers are harder, the weather is hot+continuous rotation, I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.
Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.
It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (Article 3). It is hypocritical to defeat the enemy without fighting; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.
When the leaves of trees and snow melt and the grass turns green in winter, I believe there will be new encounters to continue this warmth.
37. May the world be peaceful, and may you and I be safe, full of flowers and warm as ever.
38. The circle of friends is also the dynamic of everyone doing nucleic acid overnight, hoping that xx will be safe.
39. What was originally a beautiful holiday, the long-planned trip to the grassland was turned into staying at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning and delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.
40. Before the epidemic broke out again, we finished the wedding and it was just right to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!
4 1. The long road of life, spiritual practice and risk management is a lifelong journey. Just like this epidemic, just like the sudden bad news, it is warning us to be ourselves.
42. Waiting in line at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night for nucleic acid detection. Up to now, there are still many people in front.
43. Maybe this epidemic has made us see all kinds of life, but we still have to protect ourselves and our families and wait for the epidemic to pass. Come on!
44. There is no spring that will never come. Love and hope spread faster than viruses!
45. I really don't want to do nucleic acid. I'm afraid I spit out a bowl of instant noodles to let people know that I'm not doing well.
46. There are two townships: green hills with clouds and rain and bright moon.
47. Life is short, eat, drink and be merry, and hope to defeat the virus as soon as possible!
48. In the past, you protected the post-90s, but now you are protected by the post-90s.
49. Reduce fear and face it correctly; Adjust your mentality, strengthen your confidence, set goals, live up to time, be positive and improve your life!
50. The epidemic has limited my travel, so why not limit my weight?
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