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Who can provide such a sketch script?
Screenwriter: Xie Lexuan
2008-6- 16
New Year's Eve movies and literary scripts
Countdown of treatment
Scene 1, the lobby of a hospital in Chongqing.
(TV screen) The live broadcast of the closing ceremony of the Olympic Games is coming to an end.
The camera rolled slowly, and I saw one or two hundred wounded people and their families watching TV in front of the TV.
Teacher Sun also watched happily in the row of chairs where the sick and wounded sat.
Mr. Sun's son, Wang Zhiheng, gave Mr. Sun a cane, a water cup and fruit, and stood beside the patient's family to watch TV.
(OS) TV commentator: "The live broadcast of the closing ceremony of the Olympic Games ends here today. Thank you for watching. Goodbye! "
Everybody clap together.
The big face of an old doctor (or section Li) with high myopia glasses suddenly stood in front of the TV. He held up a big sign in his hand and saw several big words written on it: "just look, don't laugh, don't applaud!" ! ! "
Everyone immediately had to clap their hands, turning loud applause into silent applause and turning laughter into silent shouts.
The old doctor smiled kindly at everyone, shook his head and said to everyone, "It's over. Starting from tomorrow, all the schedules will return to normal. "
Family members of the patients flocked to help each family member walk to their respective wards.
Scene 2, at night in the ward of Teacher Sun of a hospital in Chongqing.
All the movements are skilled and stylized.
A prosthesis was placed in a place in front of the hospital bed. Pull up the camera and wait for Teacher Sun to lie down.
Wang Zhiheng put a "disaster prevention emergency kit" on Mr. Sun's bedside. Mr. Sun smiled and said to his son, "No, you should go quickly."
Wang Zhiheng: "Mom, this is water for you. I will be late tomorrow, so I will go to the construction site first. Mom, you must be good. "
Teacher Sun: "loquacious. Let Jingjing come early tomorrow. Tell her grandma misses her. "
Wang Zhiheng: "Oh."
Wang Zhiheng said hello to other patients in the same room, then closed the door and went out.
A family member accompanying the patient turned off the light and the room quieted down.
In the dark, several patients were lying chatting.
A fat patient: "Oh, this day flies so fast, the Olympic Games are over."
Another patient: "Yes. By August 27 tomorrow, I will be hospitalized for a whole hundred days. "
Teacher Sun: "Yes, it's been more than a hundred days, and I don't know what's going on in the village. (To himself, counting) Twenty-seven, twenty-eight ... Only five days before September. How fast! "
A nurse came in: "Please don't talk. Please rest normally after the Olympic Games. "
Everyone was silent.
Teacher Sun seems a little excited, still counting the days silently: "Twenty-six, Twenty-seven, Twenty-eight-Twenty-eight". When she counted to twenty-eight, the relaxed expression on her face suddenly disappeared, became deeper and more dignified, and seemed a little sad.
(A set of overlapping pictures) Teacher Sun tossed and turned, sitting up from time to time and staring blankly out of the window.
Teacher Sun felt a little thirsty and reached for the cup, but accidentally knocked it off the table and fell to the ground.
A cup fell to the ground.
The fat patient suddenly opened his eyes and shouted in horror, "earthquake, earthquake." Come and help! "
A doctor on duty and some nurses came running.
Doctor: "Don't mess around. Who said anything about an earthquake? Someone is talking in their sleep again? "
A patient's family: "It was called by bed 29."
The doctor rushed to the fat patient: "Did you shout?"
Fat patient: "It's me. It's really an earthquake. The cups in our house are all down. "
The fat patient pointed: "Look at the ground, the cup has dropped."
Look at the cup on the ground and then at Mr. Sun. He bowed his head and said nothing. The doctor seemed to notice something.
The doctor walked over gently, leaned over and said to Teacher Sun, "Teacher Sun, are you all right?" Teacher Sun, what's the matter with you? "
Teacher Sun suddenly looked up and said, "I'm fine everywhere. I just want to leave the hospital tomorrow. "
Everyone was shocked.
Doctor: "Out of the hospital? In the middle of the night, why did you suddenly think of leaving the hospital? "
Teacher Sun: "When do you want to leave the hospital?"
When they saw Mr. Sun's strange appearance, everyone was even more confused.
The doctor squatted down beside Mr. Sun: "Mr. Sun, can you tell me why you suddenly left the hospital?"
Teacher Sun said blankly, "Because on the 28th, I'm going back to the village-treat."
The word "treat" is repeated in many people's mouths.
Everyone's eyes are round and motionless.
The picture is hidden in all black. The title of the film "treat" gradually appeared, and then the word "countdown" jumped out. The music sounded.
On the black screen, with the tapping of the computer keyboard, a line of white time code appears.
Timing screen: 06: 00 on August 27th, 2008.
Music, subtitles for actors.
Scene 3, Chongqing volunteer Zhou Xiao Chen Jia.
(a set of close-ups)
This is a beautiful young face. A girl is putting on makeup in front of the mirror. But I can't see her eyes.
After makeup, the girl draws pictures.
On the table is a bright red volunteer badge. A pair of slender hands show the picture, gently pick up the badge and don't put it on your chest. Draw a picture.
A pair of beautiful girls put their feet into the picture and put on a pair of beautiful light shoes to draw.
The girl walked out of the house and the door slammed.
Scene 4, a set of shots
The girl hurried downstairs.
The girl hurried out of the community.
The girl got on the bus with the crowd.
The bus passes through the street, some old people are doing morning exercises, and young people are running behind. Inadvertently, you can also read some slogans about the Olympics and post-disaster reconstruction.
Male * * * car again through the street, the background is the crowd to work and early stalls. ...
On the bus, the girl stood in the crowd. On the TV in the car, there is news about the end of the Olympic Games and the reconstruction of the disaster area.
The bus pulled into the station, and the camera followed a pair of beautiful underfoot cars we saw in front and walked out of the platform.
On the overpass, the girl hurried by.
At the gate of Chongqing Third Hospital, the girl rushed in.
Still these beautiful feet, our camera followed the hurried steps to a hospital corridor.
Obviously, this girl is familiar with everything here. She went straight to a ward. After a little hesitation, the girl adjusted her clothes and calmly pushed the door and went in.
The door closed gently.
The subtitles are over.
Timing screen: 06: 30 on August 27th, 2008.
Scene 7, within a few days of a home improvement site in Chongqing
A dozen workers are busy.
Wang Zhiheng made a phone call while inspecting the decoration on the construction site.
Wang Zhiheng: "Don't worry, I'll do it. Goodbye. "
Just put the phone down, the lightning rang again. Wang Zhiheng took out his mobile phone and said, "Did I say I'll do it?-Hey, Dr. Liu, what? My mother was suddenly discharged from the hospital last night and had to go back to the village for treatment. What's unusual! Ok, I know, I know. "
He put down the phone and said to himself, "What's the matter? What can I do? " He took off his work hat and was ready to leave. He remembered something and picked up the phone: "Hello, wife-"(picture slides out)
Scene 8, the streetcar is outside the sun.
(Screen slides in) Cui Hua is driving. When he saw the phone ringing, he stopped the car and answered it: "What's the matter, dear, um, um, I'll be right there. What can I do? " (The picture moves out horizontally)
Scene 9, within a few days of a home improvement site in Chongqing
(Screen slides in) Wang Zhiheng thinks hard: "What should I do? What should I do? " He suddenly patted his thigh and shouted, "Got it!" A worker who happened to pass by was startled and everything on his back was scattered.
Wang Zhiheng: "Don't you bring Jingjing? I tell you, the first step is to buy a big bag of things before you go to see your mother. The second step is like this ... "(Fade out)
Scene 10, Teacher Sun's ward in a hospital in Chongqing.
Zhou Xiaozheng is sitting on the bed. They are very close.
Teacher Sun: "Are you here to give dopted mother psychological counseling again today?"
Zhou Xiao smiled and took Miss Sun's hand.
Teacher Sun: "Zhou Xiao, there is nothing wrong with your dopted mother. Just last night, I suddenly remembered many things, children and adults in the village, and one day ... "Miss Sun glanced at the people in the room and hesitated.
The fat patient and other family members in the room stopped to listen to their conversation quietly.
After Zhou Xiao saw it, he simply said in English: "When you think about it, you are in a hurry to go back for treatment?"
The fat patients are all stunned when they listen to English.
Teacher Sun was silent for a while (English): "Today is an unusual day. After tomorrow, it will be difficult to invite this guest. "
Zhou Xiao: "Can you tell me when? (pause, smile) Can you tell your goddaughter? "
Panorama: I saw Teacher Sun with his head down and talking. Zhou Xiao kept nodding. We only know that they are speaking English, but we can't hear what they are saying.
When Mr. Sun finished speaking, he looked relaxed. Zhou Xiao went over and hugged Miss Sun. She stroked her hair gently with her hand and said (in English), "Godmother, I'm leaving first. Take care! " Say that finish stood up.
Teacher Sun looked up and said, "I tell you, you have to keep a secret from your godmother."
Zhou Xiao smiled (in English): "Don't worry, it is the duty of the counselor to keep secrets for each other;" It is a daughter's nature to keep a secret for her mother. "
Teacher Sun laughed.
The fat patient and the patient's family in the room looked at each other, wondering what they were laughing at.
Zhou Xiao got up and called everyone in the room out.
Fat patient: "Hey, Zhou Xiao, can you tell me what you just said?"
Zhou Xiao smiled, added "SECRET" in English, and went out.
Fat patient: "What, what did she say just now? What ray? What thunder? Is it a mine? Oh, my God. "
(Overlapping paintings in the same field)
Suddenly the ward door was pushed open, and Miss Sun's daughter-in-law Cui Hua came in with a big bag of things and her daughter Jingjing.
Fat patient: "Oh, my God, the mine is coming."
Cui Hua, a girl from Northeast China, put down her schoolbag as soon as she entered the room and cried at Miss Sun's bedside. "Mom, what's the matter with you? You were fine yesterday. Why did the hospital call me this morning and say that you suddenly-suddenly-suddenly had a problem yesterday? What happened? Blare ... "
Teacher Sun: "Keep your voice down!"
Jingjing: "Grandma, mom said you were leaving, and I won't let you go. Blare ... "
Looking at these two girls, Teacher Sun is a little puzzled.
Scene 12, a home improvement scene in Chongqing.
A foreman: "Mr. Wang, the customer came to the site yesterday and was quite satisfied with the quality of our decoration." Hey, why are you unhappy? What are you thinking about? Tell my brother. "
Wang Zhiheng: "The hospital called me this morning and said that my mother was suddenly going to leave the hospital today and go back to her hometown."
The foreman was happy: "What a coincidence! I have encountered this kind of thing. "
Wang Zhiheng: "Come on, what's the reason?"
The foreman was happy again: "I guess it's mostly because the old people are not satisfied with your care."
Wang Zhiheng was very unhappy: "Why, my mother is not satisfied with my care? I have many shortcomings in eating, drinking, gambling and gambling, but filial piety can say that I am not a word. "
Foreman: "Don't worry. I have a solution for you. "
Wang Zhiheng turned anger into joy: "What can I do? It's my treat. "
Foreman: "You have to solve it in five steps. The first step is to buy a lot of things to see her. Step two, cry. Cry before entering the door. Say your own fault first, no matter whether he told himself or not, and describe himself as a pile of stinky-(glanced at Wang Zhiheng's face) tofu dregs. The third step is to coax, and the fourth step is to let the little doll play tricks on her; Step five? -"
At first, Wang Zhiheng listened with relish, but later he felt bored. He grabbed the foreman's words and said, "The fifth step is procrastination, right?"
Foreman: "Yes, how do you know?"
Wang Zhi
Heng: "Of course I know. This method must work? "
Foreman: "It works."
Wang Zhiheng: "Really?"
Foreman: "Really!"
Wang Zhiheng smiled happily: "Well, you go to work."
As soon as the foreman left, Wang Zhiheng's phone rang: "Hey, how's the wife?" ? What? Not so good. What about the way I teach you? "
Scene 13, a corner of a hospital corridor in Chongqing.
Cui Hua was secretly typing with the phone: "I've used it all, but it doesn't work. Mom still insisted on leaving. Exactly. It's all according to you. The first step is to buy things first. "
Scene 14, outside a supermarket in Chongqing.
(Flashback) Cui Hua walked out of the supermarket with several big bags, and Jingjing helped to carry them.
Scene 15, at the corner of a hospital corridor in Chongqing.
"The second step is not to cry. Gee, I played better than Gong Li and Zhang Ziyi. My roommates are crying. "
Scene 16, Teacher Sun's ward in a hospital in Chongqing.
(Flashback) The fat patient wiped his tears with a big towel and said, "What a good daughter-in-law!"
Scene 17, at the corner of a hospital corridor in Chongqing.
"What is the third step? Oh, yes, it's a trick, I'm joking. "
Scene 18, Teacher Sun's ward in a hospital in Chongqing.
(Flashback) Cui Hua and Jingjing are holding a big apple and banana in their hands, and the other is holding a big chocolate and a big bottle of drinks, all smiles are handed to Mr. Sun's mouth, but Mr. Sun did not move. What else did Cui Hua say: "Mom, even if your daughter-in-law is abused, what will others think of me when you go back to the village?" . You are a disaster relief hero. If someone spreads it blindly, Jingjing's father and I will never see anyone again. Besides, my father died in the earthquake, and there are no houses or relatives in the village. You can live in Chengdu with your son and daughter-in-law, even if you build a house later. As for the treat, you still have to worry about it. Our family is not short of money. As long as you send a message and don't invite him to fatty liver, we won't be finished. "
Teacher Sun turned around and said simply, "But I still want to go back to the village to treat you." Cui Hua and Jingjing suddenly held their breath.
Scene 19, at the corner of a hospital corridor in Chongqing.
"The fourth step, Jingjing did it, but it didn't succeed!"
Scene 20: Teacher Sun's ward in a hospital in Chongqing.
(Flashback) Jingjing shook Miss Sun's arm hard: "Grandma, Grandma, I won't let you go until I let you go."
Suddenly Jingjing's arm twitched when shaking, and Jingjing twisted with pain: "Oh, cramp, cramp, it hurts me, grandma, rub it for me, hurry up!" "
Teacher Sun, in turn, rubbed Jingjing.
Scene 2 1, within a few days of a home improvement website in Chongqing.
Wang Zhiheng: "Then you can use the fifth trick, drag it!" " "
(OS) Cui Hua "drag, you drag, you think others drag you decorate money. You have a way. I tell you, mom is already anxious, saying that if you don't go through the discharge formalities for her before noon today, you will never see her again! "
When his wife hung up the phone, Wang Zhiheng was shocked: "It seems that these five steps don't work. Ok, I'll do it. "
Wang Zhiheng just put the phone down when the foreman came over with a smile: "How are you, Mr. Wang?"
Wang Zhiheng: "Everything has failed. What should I do? "
Foreman: "Filial piety is filial piety, and filial piety must be followed first." Step six, go through the formalities-leave the hospital. "
Wang Zhiheng: "Great. (Suddenly loudly) Go to work. "
Scene 22, Teacher Sun's ward in a hospital in Chongqing.
Wang Zhiheng came into the room with a big smile on her face: "Ha ha ha, mom, you're leaving the hospital. Great, we have thought of it together. "
Cui Hua was completely shocked: "How did you forget that Mom was going back to the village!"
Wang Zhiheng: "Ha ha ha, that's right."
Jingjing also looked surprised: "Dad, grandma is going back to treat."
Wang Zhiheng: "Ha ha ha, exactly."
Teacher Sun: "You have to listen to the doctor when you leave the hospital. Please go and beg the doctor. "
Wang Zhiheng: "Ha ha ha, mom, don't worry, I will do it!" "
Teacher Sun: "My son still understands his mother."
Cui Hua gave Wang Zhiheng a hard pinch from behind, and Wang Zhiheng cried out in pain, "Hey-"
Jingjing secretly stepped on Wang Zhiheng, and Wang Zhiheng said painfully, "Yo-"
Timing screen: 07: 30 on August 27th, 2008.
Scene 23, in the corridor outside Dr. Liu's office in a hospital in Chongqing.
To the majestic music, Wang Zhiheng came to Dr. Liu's office with a dozen boxes of various supplements. The voice-over sounded: "I'll do it."
(Scene change) The sign "Stop seeing a doctor temporarily" on the handle of No.1 consulting room was quickly taken down by a pair of hands, and Wang Zhiheng held the sign when the camera was turned on. I saw him strode to the door of No.2 consulting room and hung the sign on the door handle.
Wang Zhiheng quickly pushed open the door of Dr. Liu and went in.
I saw the sign on the doorknob still shaking.
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