Funny banner slogan

Slogans are slogans written in short words that have a promotional effect. In life, we often see some humorous banners and slogans. Here is a collection of interesting banners and slogans (50 selected ones) ), let’s take a look!

1. I am old at the top and young at the bottom. I am not in good health. Please don’t bump into me!

2. The palms of your hands are sweaty.

3. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside.

4. The super noodle makes a brilliant appearance.

5. I can’t tell the difference between brake and accelerator, but it works!

6. I saw an aunt driving a car with a sticker on the back: "Just think of me as a red light."

7. Just think of me as a red light!

8. You can’t hang up in first gear or above, and you are proficient in it.

9. The past has become reality and the evil things left behind are called memories.

10. If you have the ability, get over my head!

11. The sticker on a small side is: the noodle within the noodle.

12. Alto: Don’t bully me for being young, my brother is an Audi.

13. If you love me, chase me, but don’t kiss me!

14. I’m out and about, so pay attention!

15. If you don’t drive well, you drive blindly. If you squeeze me, I will rush you!

16. Older female drivers, please take care of me!

17. The trend of newbies becomes more and more popular.

18. If there are moving obstacles, please go around them!

19. It won’t rise, so be careful!

20. Don’t kiss me, my husband is inside!

21. You are the master, so you can surpass me at will.

22. If you are anxious, go first.

23. Don’t “kiss” me, I’m afraid of “fixing”!

24. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

25. When you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.

26. When you read this line, your car is too close to me.

27. Taxi: Overhaul and running-in, welcome to overtake!

28. If the love lasts for a long time, how long will it take to get married?

29. People and cars are worn out and worn out again.

30. When you read this line, your car is too close to me!

31. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

32. I have been driving for two years and this is my first time touching a car! It depends!

33. Female driver’s run-in for the first time = female devil.

34. Don’t look at me, look at the road!

35. Will not engage in gear above first gear.

36. Please note, reverse at any time!

37. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

38. Although famous flowers have owners, the soil must be loosened.

39. Cutting wires with a kitchen knife, sparks and lightning along the way.

40. The mouse takes the knife and looks for the cat in the street. The brothel is full, who understands loneliness.

41. Grandpas come from grandsons.

42. Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

43. Lower the flag and raise me up.

44. It’s dark and the road is cunning. The world is complicated.

45. I don’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

46. Suddenly I looked back and saw a group of dogs behind me.

47. Don’t talk about feelings with me, it will hurt your money.

48. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

49. No matter how high your level is, you are still afraid of being knocked down by a kitchen knife, no matter how hard you wear it.

50. Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking that I can shake the world.