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How do you say Cantonese?

1, (Mandarin) Hello! Hello! (homophonic pronunciation) neihou!

2. Good morning! Good morning! (homophonic pronunciation) gossen!

3. Good afternoon! (Cantonese) Good afternoon! (homophonic pronunciation) Not safe!

4. Good night! Good morning! (Homophonic pronunciation) Let's go!

5.good evening! Good evening! (homophonic pronunciation) Tibetan incense!

6. (Mandarin) Hello everyone! (Cantonese) Hello everyone! (Homophonic pronunciation) Grab Gahou!

How are you, Mr. Wang? How are you, Wang Sheng? (Homophonic) How about Hou and Wang Sang?

Thank you, I'm fine. (Cantonese) I'm fine, have a heart! Goose Hou, shake inside!

9. Long time no see. How have you been recently? How's the family? (Cantonese) Nice to meet you. What about you? Is the housing enterprise good? (Homophonic) Hou Naimou took root. What about Guo Da? Oh, Karen, are you waiting?

10 (Mandarin) Nice to meet you. (Cantonese) Nice to meet you. (homophonic pronunciation) Hougou Hougen Bean.

1 1, (Mandarin) Nice to meet you. (Cantonese) It's a pleasure to meet you. It's warm to know the geese in Inner Mongolia.

12, (Mandarin) How have you been recently? (Cantonese) How are you doing? (Homophonic) Is it for Hou?

Miss Li, is your father in good health? Miss Li, is your father in good health? Sister Lei Xiu, did my father give this to Tai Sen?

Please give my regards to your family. (Cantonese) Well, give my regards to your family. (homophonic) Don't play with the stuffed skirts of geese.