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Zhihu Is the gym really messy?

The gym is a magical existence.

I often hear people ask: Is the gym really messy? Yes, there are often all kinds of "monsters" appearing here. They are so diverse and dazzling that you can't help but choose some of them that are the most unbearable and introduce them to you.

No monsters

The biggest characteristic of this kind of monsters is that they sit on the equipment and play with their mobile phones everywhere. They don't know until someone asks "How long will you use it for?" I will take my eyes away from the phone screen, stand up, change places, and continue playing.

The throwing monster

This kind of monster will always throw it to the ground after using up the equipment. No matter how obvious the warning slogan next to it is, they will never see it.

Bolt's monster

This kind of monster often appears in the aerobic zone. In everyone's normal rhythm, there is always someone on the treadmill who runs out of Bolt's rhythm. . Exposure monster

No matter there are many people in the gym or few people, no matter whether you have more flesh or less flesh, this kind of monster likes to be naked, naked, naked!

The Moaning Monster

No matter what movements he performs, no matter how heavy the weight is, he can always make an extremely ecstatic sound: Ah~

Collecting monsters

What this kind of monster likes most is collecting equipment. A simple action that can use dumbbells of various weights.

"Is the 5kg one in use?" "It's in use!"

"Is the 15kg one in use?" "It's in use!"

BB Monster

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This kind of monster knows a lot of people, and their main skill is to find people to chat with. When you bench press, when you deadlift, they keep pressing next to you... < /p>

Love talker

Love talker: "Don't worry, I will protect (fu) and protect (zhu) you"

"Go to (gym) tomorrow night "?"

It's obviously normal, but there's something strange about this place and this atmosphere.

Selfie Monster

Work out for 5 minutes and take pictures for an hour. As soon as you enter the gym, you start taking selfies from various angles. You will often be shown grinning while exercising and send them to circle of friends.

Show-off monster

This kind of monster has first-class skills and often dazzles passers-by. Even with ordinary dumbbells, it can swing to a "cha-cha" rhythm.

Invisible monster

This kind of monster is obviously an annual card, but it often appears and disappears. It occasionally appears once or twice a year and is "invisible" most of the time.

The gym is a melting pot.

Some people get better here, some gain nothing; some vent the stress of life here, and some find their confident selves here.

No matter where we exercise, whether it is due to health considerations or body beauty requirements, I hope that we can maintain self-discipline without affecting others, and strive to be ordinary and full of small things. Sure enough, life has changed.

It is not easy to have a good figure, but once in life, I hope that each of us can be like Kitano Takeshi said:

"Although it is hard, I will still choose that Hot life.