Satire fable

You have heard many fables since childhood, right? The following is an ironic fable (General 15) I brought to you, I hope it will help you!

A satirical fable article 1 Many animals living in the depths of the forest have always been peaceful, but they have been broken by a sudden wolf. The wolf is very fierce and kills food at will. Gradually, the animals live in panic.

One day, the wolf called the animals together and said to everyone, "I don't want to see the atmosphere of terror hanging over our Woods all the time, and I don't want you to run away when you see me." I only like old, weak and sick animals. If you can give me those old, weak and sick animals, I promise I won't hurt you. "

The animals all agreed, and as a result, the old, weak and sick animals were sent into the wolf's mouth one by one. But the wolf didn't keep his promise and often even the healthy animals that gave him disabled animals were eaten together.

So the animals asked the wolf, "Why do you eat those healthy animals together?"

"Because in my eyes, you are all sick." The wolf replied.

It is true that deception is the nature of wolves. But the wolf is actually right. Abandoning the weak and sacrificing the same kind is not pathological. What is this?

The second satirical fable is that the monkey and the bear discuss to plant a peach tree in partnership, so that they can eat peaches in the future, and put forward the principle of "from each according to his ability, to get what he needs", stipulating that no one can violate it. Bear thinks it makes sense, so he readily agrees.

So they dug a peach tree on the opposite mountain, and the bear carried it back to the garden, panting and sweating; Monkeys run all over the mountain and play everywhere, very happy.

The bear said, "Brother Monkey, help me. I'm exhausted."

The monkey winked and said, "Brother Xiong, didn't we make an appointment to' from each according to his ability'?" I am a little weak and can't bear hardships. You are strong and strong. This kind of rough and heavy work is naturally done by you. "

Bear thought about this agreement and had nothing to say.

When the peach trees were planted, the industrious bear was busy all day. It brings spring water from the mountain stream, picks up fertilizer from the forest and waters and fertilizes peach trees from time to time. Peach trees grow strong and leafy, and finally blossom and bear fruit. Monkeys, on the other hand, loaf around all day, eat, drink and be merry, sometimes point fingers and do nothing.

The bear is sometimes psychologically unbalanced and says, "Monkey, why do I always do things?" ? Do you want to help with some odd jobs, too? "

The monkey replied, "Brother Bear, you just care. Why didn't I do anything? " ? I have a flexible mind and usually guide you in your work. Didn't I do things according to the agreed' from each according to his ability'? "

The bear thought about it, thought it made sense, and had nothing to say.

It's harvest time, and ripe peaches are covered with branches. Now it's time for the monkeys to show their talents. He quickly climbed the peach tree to pick peaches. While picking and eating, he kept greeting the bear: "Brother Bear, why don't you pick it?" Didn't we have an appointment to "get what we need"? Pick it if you need it. Why are you so polite? "

When the bear was ambushed, he realized that he couldn't climb the tree, so he had to watch the monkey pick all the peaches from the tree. Although he needs it, he can't get it. The bear regretted it and blamed himself for being clumsy. How did he think of planting peach trees in partnership with this stupid monkey?

Ironic fable story 3 During the Spring and Autumn Period, a very clever painter was invited to paint the King of Qi on this day. In the process of painting, the king of Qi asked the painter, "What is the most difficult thing to draw?"

The painter replied, "It's the hardest to draw a dog or a horse. I'm not very good at it."

The king of Qi asked again, "What is the easiest thing to draw?"

The painter said, "It is easiest to draw ghosts."

"Why?"

"Because dogs and horses are familiar to people, they often appear in front of people. As long as you make mistakes, you will be found out and point out the problem, so it is difficult to draw, especially dogs and horses in motion, because they are both tangible and intangible. As for ghosts, no one has ever seen them, and there is no definite shape or clear appearance. Then I can draw whatever I want. After painting, no one can prove that it is not like a ghost, so it is easy to draw a ghost. "

There is a Taoist temple on the scenic Phoenix Mountain, which is dedicated to the Taoist ancestor Taishang Laojun. It is said that the Oracle is very effective, it can predict the past and the future, and it can also break the good fortune. Therefore, the Taoist temple is famous far and wide, and many devout believers come to worship and ask for a sign.

Not far away, Wan Li and his two brothers got together to ask for a sign, and they got an outspoken answer from the gods: the boss was beaming when he won the lottery, and it was clearly written in the sign that he would be lucky and make a fortune; The second child was depressed when he won a brand. In the sign, he asserted that his fate was good, and he went bankrupt and lost everything.

When the two brothers came home, villagers who had never seen the world came around and asked, "Hey, two brothers, is the Taoist temple of Phoenix Mountain beautiful?" Is the Oracle of the old gentleman effective? "

"Ha ha, I finally opened my eyes, I'm glad you came. You will regret it for the rest of your life if you don't go. " The boss is very happy: "the Taoist temple is magnificent, it is located on the top of the mountain and has unique beauty;" The inner wall is carved with dragons and painted with phoenixes, and the statue of the old gentleman is lifelike. When it comes to efficacy, it's absolutely true. Otherwise, how could it attract so many admirers? "

"Don't brag, there is no such thing!" The second child interrupted the boss with a full face of frustration: "Only a fool will believe this deceptive trick of asking for a sign and divination!" " You have never heard of the Oracle's assertion that Lisi in Dongcun will live a long life, but he is still alive in his seventies. He also predicted that Zhang San of Xizhuang begged for his life, and that others had money and the richest village, that's all. You're lucky you didn't go to that hellhole called Phoenix Mountain, and you didn't even see a sparrow. The Taoist temple is so shabby that even beggars don't want to stay; The view of the interior wall is incomplete, and even the golden body of the old gentleman has been eroded. You all watch, it won't be long before this Taoist temple collapses in the wind and rain, and then we'll see who comes to ask for a visa! "

The villagers are very confused. The two brothers asked for divination and went back together, but the conclusions were quite different. What is the reason? Who should they listen to?

Ironic fable 5 Zhuge Liang made wooden horses and oxen to transport grain and grass, thus defeating Cao Bing, but later the wooden horses and oxen were lost. Zhuge Liang's dying general asked him, "Military adviser, the wooden ox and flowing horse are so easy to use, why don't you make them again?"

Zhuge Liang sighed: "The pollution of wooden cows and flowing horses is bigger than that of cars. For the happiness of future generations, wait for a car. "

Ironic fable story 6 Song Wu beat Jiang Menshen to death, and after he got the Happy Forest to repay his kindness, he was tricked by Zhang Dujian and almost died in Feiyunpu. Song Wu killed Zhang Dujian's minions and was furious: "If you don't kill Zhang Dujian, how can you be so angry!"

Carrying a broadsword, I went straight to the back garden of Zhang Dujian in Mengzhou City. Zhang Dujian, Ying, were drinking in the Yuanyang building when they suddenly burst in and hacked Ying and three people to death.

Song Wu stepped on Zhang Dujian's head and shouted, "Why do you thieves collude with black and white to harm me?" Zhang Dujian replied with trepidation: "To tell the truth, the important reason for collusion between officials and non-officials is that our treatment is too low."

Ironic fable 7 (1) They met the village lady, father's friend, milkmaid and priest.

(2) Miss in the village: I think father and son are stupid and should ride donkeys.

Results: The father let the children ride donkeys and walk by themselves.

Father's friend: spoil the child now and come back later! For the sake of children's health, they should be allowed to walk.

Results: The father rode the donkey and the child walked.

Milkman: The father is cruel and the child is poor.

Results: The father and son rode on the donkey, and the donkey had a hard time.

Priest: Poor donkey. Probably exhausted before it goes on the market. You should recite it.

Results: The father and son hung the donkey upside down, and finally the donkey fell into the water and was washed away.

Ironic Fable Article 8 Italian jeweler Melec Ji went to London to attend the gem auction. He saw an ordinary old man sitting next to him, wearing a watch with more than a dozen gems.

Moleki asked, "Is your gem watch valuable?"

The old man smiled and replied, "No, this is just an ordinary watch."

On hearing this, Moleki flaunted how many precious gems he had, regardless of others' cold eyes, and talked about the method of identifying fake gems. Towards the end of the auction, Maliki took a peacock sapphire for 50,000 pounds. When Moleki got the jewel, the old man came up to him and said:

"Just now you show off that you are an expert in identifying gems. I didn't remind you, but I don't want you to buy it. You spent at least twenty thousand pounds more on this gem. "

Mollicchi realized that the old man in front of him was Graf, a jewelry tycoon with a capital of 20 billion pounds and the richest man in the world jewelry industry.

There are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people. Children, whether in life or in study, we should keep a modest attitude. There is no need to show off a little achievement, a little achievement, because there are still many people better than themselves. Truly capable people don't like to show off. Because you already have it, you don't have to show it off.

Article 9 of the satirical fable: The rooster, wearing beautiful flowered clothes, swaggered up to the duck and said, "You wear gray clothes all year round. It's really ugly!" "

The duck ignored it, stood aside and flapped its wings and began to sing.

The rooster said disdainfully, "How dare you sing with such an ugly voice?" The duck walked away without saying a word. The cock looked at the duck and said with a smile, "Even the walking posture is so ugly!" " "Say that finish, the rooster lightly jumped up and stood on the stone bench singing.

At this time, the duck came to the pond and plunged into the water. It turned to the rooster and said, "Brother Rooster (Miss), can you come down and play with us?"

The rooster walked to the water, turned around and dared not go into the water. He looked at the cheerful duck and bowed his head helplessly.

Ironic fable 10 Many people died when Qin Shihuang was building the Great Wall in Wan Li, and Meng Jiangnv's husband Wan Xiliang was among them.

Hearing the news, Meng Jiangnv only felt that it was dark, and she cried bitterly. She only cried bitterly, and the sun and the moon were dull. I don't know how long she cried, but suddenly she heard a loud noise, like the earth shaking. The Great Wall collapsed for dozens of miles, revealing countless bones.

Finally, Meng Jiangnu found Wan Xiliang's bones. He cried with a bone in his arms and said, "Creation, your death is related to my poor quality!" "

Ironic fable 1 1 Confucius passed by the foot of Mount Tai, and a woman was crying at the grave. Confucius asked Luz to ask her why, and the woman said, "My father-in-law was killed by a tiger before, and now my son is killed by a tiger."

Confucius said, "Then why don't you leave here?" The woman said: "I am afraid of losing the honor of low-income people as taxpayers."

One day, it was too cold to show the face of the sun. A woman came to the station with a crying baby in her arms.

It is really cold! The woman shivered. After putting the baby to sleep, he walked to the "mother-child boarding house" just built the day before. Less than ten steps away from the "mother-child boarding house", the woman froze-there stood four men.

The first man is a fat man with small eyes, wrapped in a thick coat. He puts his hand in a warm pocket and hums a tune. The second man, wearing a northeast dog fur hat and a military coat, is reposing his eyes with his hands in his pockets. The third is a little man, wearing a white down jacket and a pair of glasses. His shoes are polished and look elegant. The fourth man, wearing a mask, saw the mother and son next to him and began to feel guilty. They all turned a blind eye to the five big characters on the sign.

The women were extremely angry: these fake illiterates occupied the "mother-infant boarding house" and ignored our mother and son. What's wrong! The woman angrily went up to them and taught them, "Comrade, you are standing in the wrong position. This is the' mother and child boarding house'! " The fat man with small eyes shouted impatiently, "Go! This is my seat! Hey! "

Just then, the bus came, four people got on the bus, and the woman got on the bus angrily. The bus was so crowded that no one gave up his seat. The woman had to stand all the time with her child in her arms.

On the day of ironic fable 13, Sam suddenly found himself with a counterfeit money when he didn't know what to do. He suddenly fidgeted: I'm smart, why should I be so stupid? No, we have to spend it.

After that, as long as there is an opportunity to spend money, he will think of counterfeit money in his pocket in a conditioned way. However, large shopping malls and supermarkets have money detectors, which are not easy to sell; It is relatively easy to be a small trader, but it is not easy for a small business person. Sam can't stand it. A month has passed, and this counterfeit money is still firmly in my hand. Sam almost despaired.

One weekend, A San passed by the theater and saw a particularly eye-catching slogan: Ajie Concert Grand Opening! Ah San's heart moved. Ajie is his favorite singer. He must not miss this golden opportunity. He rushed to the ticket office at once, and the fare was 400, but it was sold out.

At this moment, a short man with a moustache came over and sold it to Ah San: "Five hundred and one, big brother?"

Sam only has $400 in his wallet, plus counterfeit money, which is the original price. No loss. Sam was about to pay for his bag when the moustache reached out and grabbed it. "Why do you still use it?" Three o hurriedly retracted his hand.

"No, money is tight these days. It's not good to catch it. Bring it here quickly! " Moustache can't wait.

Sam giggled. It's your bad luck. He was about to pay when he heard a voice: "Big Brother, buy mine. I sell this for 400. " I saw a girl coming and looking like a student. She said, "Brother, I'm not selling tickets. I am a college student. I work and study in this theater. They didn't give me money, only gave me this ticket. Four hundred dollars is enough for my living expenses for one month. "

"Go away!" Moustache shouted angrily.

Ah San's temper also came up: "I can buy my own money from whoever I want!" " I want to buy this girl's. "Three o regardless of the entanglement of moustache, handed the money to the girl. After buying the ticket, the only thing left in Sam's hand is counterfeit money.

The performance was very popular. Sam finally met the great singer Ajie, and the doubts in his heart were swept away. More exciting is yet to come. Before the performance, A San and a girl were lucky to be selected, and the prize was Ajie's autograph. The girl rushed to the stage first, tore off her clothes crazily, and asked Ajie to sign her name on her white chest. Ajie readily agreed. A few times, the girl screamed, fainted on the spot and was carried away by too many cooks. It was Sam's turn, and he suddenly found a fatal problem: he didn't bring his notebook and had no place to sign it. Of course, he can't sign like that girl ... he had a brainwave. Doesn't he still have a counterfeit money? It finally came in handy this time.

When Sam walked out of the theater, he was immediately surrounded by people. Some went out of 300 yuan, some paid 2000 yuan, and some even paid 10000 yuan. I hope Sam will forward the signed bill. A San was unmoved, because he saw a news on the Internet not long ago that a pair of Ajie's underwear was auctioned publicly and sold for 1 million! Although my signature paper money is not as good as underwear, it is definitely valuable, so I can't sell it in a hurry.

Sam finally deus ex, it's almost dawn. A counterfeit money turned into a treasure in a blink of an eye, and Ah San was flattered. Suddenly, two masked men, one tall and one short, jumped out and stood in front of them.

"Hand over the money! The one who signed it! " The short robber shouted.

Ah San was trembling with fear. On closer inspection, he felt that the man had seen it. He said, "Brother ticket scalper, how can you become a robber if you don't sell tickets?" Say that finish, Sam regretted, the robber Ji Yan may be covered up, or be careful.

"You idiot! The masked man was recognized ... Farting and taking off pants is redundant! " The tall robber ripped off his head.

The short robber also pulled off his hood, which was a moustache. He said, "It seems that we are destined to settle old scores together. To put it bluntly, or do you want money? "

Ah San decided to deal with the robbers first and then act according to circumstances. Ah San suddenly sprang to the side, where there was a lamppost, and he pressed his back tightly against the lamppost. The two robbers outflanked and pushed them step by step.

Sam grabbed the money with both hands and said, "If you dare to rob it, I will dare to tear it. No one can think of it! Besides, it's bright here, and your every move is captured by the roadside surveillance. I want to be well, the police will arrest you soon! "

The two robbers did not move. The moustache stopped for a while and began to hood him again. The tall man kicked his ass angrily and said, "It's no use putting it on, it's all occupied!" " He turned to Sam again and said, "Take it easy, brother. We have something to discuss. "

Ah San gasped quietly and said, "Well, you heard it just now. Someone offered 10 thousand!" " Even if we make friends, you will give us 10 thousand. When this thing is turned upside down, it earns thousands of dollars. It's fun. You know the market best, don't you, scalper? "

The two robbers bit their ears for a while, and the tall man said, "Good! It's still here at noon tomorrow, and we'll pay, cash on delivery. Don't call the police and don't play games! Otherwise don't blame me for being rude! "

When Sam got home, his legs were already weak, and it took him a long time to recover. What should I do now? Should I call the police? But do robbers really want to trade money? A cooked duck can't let it fly. Sam was struggling and didn't fall asleep all night.

At noon the next day, Sam rushed over and the robber really waited for him in the corner. As soon as I saw him, the moustache didn't talk nonsense, so I opened the black plastic bag in my hand and showed it to Ah San. There is a brand-new hundred-dollar bill in it! Ah San was so happy that he sold his counterfeit money at once, and he could get a lot of money, and he could also send away the robbers, avoiding a disaster and killing two birds with one stone. High, really high!

Just then, two men came over and blocked Ah San and the robbers in the corner. It turns out that they are plainclothes policemen. Yesterday, I heard that someone wanted to trade the signed RMB, and I came here to inspect it today.

Ah San quickly explained: "Police brother, this one of mine is not real money, it is counterfeit money!" " "

The policeman snapped, "Where did you get the counterfeit money?"

Before Sam could explain, the two robbers panicked when they heard this, and ran away, and were quickly subdued by the police. It turned out that the stack of hundred-dollar bills they gave Sam was all fake!

Although I can't get a lot of money with Ajie's signature, my counterfeit money helped the police to take down a gang selling counterfeit money, which is worth it! Thinking of this, Ah San whistled proudly again.

Ironic fable article 14 On the Swiss flight to new york, a beautiful young woman looked a little uneasy. It happened that a priest was sitting next to a young woman, who was praying with her eyes closed. The young woman hesitated for a moment, interrupted the priest's prayer and asked cautiously, "Father, please do me a favor, will you?"

The priest smiled and replied, "Of course. What can I do for you? "

The young woman explained, "Oh, that's the way it is. I bought a birthday present for my mother. This is an expensive hair dryer, which greatly exceeds the customs duty-free limit. I'm afraid it will be confiscated by the customs. Can you hold it for me when you go through customs? Maybe you can hide it under your robe? "

The priest said kindly, "honey, I really want to help you, but I must remind you that I won't lie."

The young woman said gratefully, "Father, with your sincere face, no one will question you."

They arrived at the customs when they got off the plane. The young woman let the priest go ahead of her.

The customs officer looked at the priest and asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

The priest smiled and replied, "I have nothing to declare from the top of my head to my waist."

The customs official thought this answer was strange, so he asked, "Is there anything to declare from waist to foot?"

The priest replied, "From my waist to the soles of my feet, there is a wonderful little thing for women, but so far, it has never been used once."

The customs officer smiled, waved and said, "Dad, you are so humorous! Let's go, next! "

Ironic fable article 15 Recently, Uncle Wang, the janitor of the Dance Academy, couldn't bear the harassment of the beautiful women in the hospital and took a vacation to the countryside to escape. Xiao Min, a beauty reporter, thought this was a big selling point and immediately went to interview.

When I went to the countryside, Xiao Min saw Uncle Wang fishing by the river. To tell the truth, Uncle Wang's face value disappointed Xiao Min, but it aroused her curiosity.

Xiao Min put the interview pen in front of Uncle Wang and asked, "Uncle Wang, I heard that the beauty of the dance academy harassed you, which made you unbearable, right?"

Uncle Wang nodded and said, "Yes, I am old and my wife is gone. My son is filial and let me support the aged at home. But when I am free, people are listless and my son is anxious. Since I went to the dance academy to see the gate, I am happy and beautiful. Who wants to meet this? " Hearing this, Xiao Min asked tentatively, "Uncle Wang, how did they bother you?"

Uncle Wang sighed and said, "When I was at work, they came to talk to me when I was free, brought me a lot of fruit and cooked food for me. I am so old, how can I stand this? I just want to resign, and the leader disagrees. "

Xiao Min quickly asked, "Why is this?" Uncle Wang said with a smile, "He asked me to go outside and go back if I want."

Xiao Min kept praising such a good leader, and then looked at Uncle Wang carefully, always looking for the charm of Uncle Wang. At this time, it was getting dark, and a young man came running not far away and said to Uncle Wang, "Grandpa, the dean has told you not to go back too late, which is not safe."

Uncle Wang said grumpily, "I see, my son is just too careful." I'll clean up, and you drive a Rolls Royce! "

Mandy was taken aback and said that she was a little dizzy, and her body was soft on Uncle Wang.