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I am eunuch Zhang Yide. Why did Zhang Fei shout this slogan before going out to war?

/7a 899 e 5 10 FB 30 f 24 f 70 AFE CBC 395d 143 ac4 b 036 1? X-BCE-process = image/resize, m _ lfit, w _ 450, h _ 600, limit _ 1/ mass, q _ 85. The first thing I want to tell you is that it is not usual to declare yourself before the war, whether in ancient times or in modern times. Unless the commanders of the warring sides are very familiar with each other. It is also for this reason that the real Zhang Fei will not report in person when he goes to war.

And even if he signed up, he wouldn't say anything about Yan Zhang Yide, because Zhang Fei's word is a virtue, written by Luo Guanzhong. In addition, the geographical division of the Han Dynasty was the state and county system, and Zhang Fei was from Zhuo Jun County, Youzhou. What Yan people say is purely the style of storytellers.

So, since it is not real history, let's consider this issue in a dramatic way.

/5a b5 C9 ea 15ce 36 D3 f2a 29 1f 83 1f 33 a87 e 850 b 157? X-BCE-process = image/resize, m _ lfit, w _ 450, h _ 600, limit _ 1/ mass, q _ 85. Today, we think it is a novel, but it is not completely correct. To a greater extent, it is a spoken text, that is, the book of the storyteller in the teahouse. Since you are a storyteller, you should have thought of it. A circle of people were sitting in the teahouse, and the storyteller came on stage. He said that Liu Xuande was defeated in the sun. He said that the savior of Zhao Zilong rode alone. Speaking of the highlights, he said that Zhao Zilong hugged Adou, who was exhausted, and then Cao Cao's cries of pursuers. Zhao Zilong looked ahead and saw a black beard and a horizontal gun on the Changban Bridge. Mr. Storyteller, it's time to make a move. Listen to the next chapter.

Well, after drinking a big bowl of tea, those who go to the pit go to the pit and those who go to hell go to hell. The storyteller is back. At first, he said that he had a black face and a beard with round eyes and a snake in his hand. Then he immediately got on the bridge. Cao Bing bridled the horse and dared not approach it. Flying to Cao Cao, personally, Lao Cao is a stranger. Sir, who are you? Will you pay by credit card or cash?

Suddenly, a black-faced man came roaring with a lion. This is the sentence you asked in your question: "I am Zhang Yide of Yan! Who dares to fight to the death with me? "

What is this? This is entirely a storyteller's line, in order to attract everyone's attention. Listen, what I want to say is the protagonist of this play. In the last part, I talked about Zhao Zilong, a handsome man with white face who struggled with life. At this moment, I was talking about Zhang Yide, a black-faced bearded man who made a scene in Changbanpo.

Naturally, because it is a play. Therefore, after the protagonist shouted his lines, the extras had to cooperate ―― when Cao Jun heard it, his legs trembled. Cao Cao, the villain, had to pick up the lines, so he turned around and said, "I once heard a long story that the gold ingot is in the hands of a million troops, just like taking something out of a bag." Don't underestimate the enemy when we meet today. "

/e 850352 AC 65 c 10387 CD 8dc 0ab 9 1 193 13b 17e 8957? X-BCE-process = image/resize, m _ lfit, w _ 450, h _ 600, limit _ 1/ mass, q _ 85. Then, in order to impress the audience, I had to add another sentence-Zhang Fei opened his eyes and drank: "Yan Zhang Yide is here! Who dares to do or die? " So Cao Cao went back to his horse and left, and all the soldiers looked west together. In order to satisfy everyone's audio-visual enjoyment, the storyteller will sing a song, to be exact: "Yellow-tongued boy, how can you smell the sound of pi?" A sick woodcutter couldn't hear the roar of the tiger and leopard. Countless people have temporarily given up their guns and helmets. People are like the tide, and horses are like landslides, trampling on each other. "

Finally, when you are full, the teahouse owner is very happy and starts to collect tea money!