I want the jokes to be as laughable as possible

The college entrance examination was filled with laughter and Chinese dictation (many people fainted with laughter) The college entrance examination is over, and after the college entrance examination is the high school entrance examination... The test questions are all kinds of weird, and the answer sheets are also diverse. I really admire today's students. They think outside the box and are wild and unconstrained. They are so different from the rules-based students we used to have back then, haha. Look at the fill-in-the-blank questions in a set of Chinese language test papers - 1. ___, the student who was so haggard for Yixiao answered: You will never regret it if you take off your clothes and belts (the correct interpretation is "the clothes and belts will get wider and you will never regret it", I admit that this is a ideological problem) 2. Asked where the canal is so clear, ____ classmate answered: There is a clear spring in the heart (the correct interpretation is "only the source of living water comes", we are still a little bit attached to the water~~~) 3. Why should *** cut the west Window candle, ____ Student answer: The couple sat together until dawn (the Chinese teacher fainted with laughter while marking the papers. Later, when he mentioned this in class, he fainted again! The correct interpretation is "but when it rains at night in Bashan") 4. The earthworm shakes the big tree, ____ Classmate’s answer: Not moving at all (the correct interpretation is “ridiculous and overconfident”. Not moving at all, impressive, very consistent with the facts) 5. The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, ____ Classmate’s answer: A villain steals the love of others (stunned to death directly) 6 .If you are poor, you will live alone. ____ Classmate’s answer: If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines (correct answer: If you are rich, you will help the world) 7.___, who in the world does not recognize you? Classmate’s answer: Only those who look like Saddam (Khan|||.... ) 8. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, ____ classmate answered: An iron rod can also be ground into a needle~~~ (I guess it is not as simple as grinding into a needle) (The correct interpretation is "three thousand pampers in one body") 9. The body is colorless A phoenix flies with wings, ___ A classmate answered: A plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken. Another classmate answered: The husband and wife returned home together (the correct interpretation is "the hearts are in harmony") 10. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, ___ a classmate answered: Fighting at the end of the bed and close at the end of the bed Another classmate answered: Get on the wrong sedan chair and marry the right man 11. __. The wife of a poor man will not go to bed. The classmate answered: The husband of a married woman will not go to bed. (The Chinese teacher was furious!) 12. I wish you a long life, ____ The classmate answered: A heart will last forever. Rumor has it (laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it’s quite classic.

The correct answer is "Thousands of miles away *** Chan Juan") 13. Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, ___ classmate answers: Turtle crawls by the river in Dongcun (yes, quite neat) 14. I urge God to cheer up, ____ classmate answers: God is right I roar three roars (the correct interpretation is "reducing talents without sticking to one pattern", Gong Zizhen) 15. I am born with talents that must be useful, ____ A classmate answered: Show your magical powers at critical moments. Another classmate answered: The son of a mouse can dig holes (the Chinese teachers in the entire office collectively Laughing wildly without any image) 16. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old, ___ The classmate answered: If you are not romantic, your youth will be wasted! (The correct interpretation is "If there is no hatred for the moon, the moon will be full" Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal's Song of Han Dynasty") (Another sentence is "The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life") 17. When relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, ____ classmate answers: Please don't tell He (the correct interpretation is "A piece of ice heart in a jade pot") 18. The couplet came out in the final exam. The first couplet is the hero's sword. The third grade student's second couplet is: My mother is rich and charming. 19. Good medicine is bitter in taste and good for the disease. ___ The student answered: No Eating is the biggest fool. No one has died since ancient times. ___ Classmate’s answer: It’s just that people die in sequence (ending: the teacher left him to lecture the birds after the parent-teacher meeting…) 20. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, ___ Classmate’s answer: Li Bai slept soundly 21 . A leopard can be seen in the tube, ___ classmate answered: It scared me (hahaha! The correct meaning is "can be seen") 22. ___, flew into the homes of ordinary people, classmate answered: Konka Caiba TV 23. Grape wine luminous cup, ___ classmate answered: Lots of Money and Beauties 24. ____, a masterpiece of a first-grade junior high school student who was passing by on the road: a ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night 25. There was another test on Tao Yuanming's "I can't bend my waist for five buckets of rice", and the classmate filled in "Give me six buckets of rice" "That's it"... 26. My wife is my wife and my wife is my wife, ___ The classmate answered: My wife is my wife and my wife is my wife (the teacher later said that the student had a special spirit of dedication when marking the paper, haha) 27. Thinking back to those days when we were always fighting with each other, ___ Student’s answer: Look at the current situation, they are stalking each other (the correct interpretation is “to swallow thousands of miles like a tiger”) 28. In the fifth grade, I got “Three Stooges, ___” in one exam. Student’s answer: The smell is the same (compare the invigilator and outside The principal burst out laughing) 29. A student in the first grade of junior high school said to the couple, "Go to the city and take in the beauty of the mountains into your arms among the white clouds, ___" The classmate replied: I went to the hotel to hug the lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood and died on the spot) 30 .If two people are in love for a long time, __ classmate answers: It is time for two people to get married. 31. Thousands of sails pass by the side of the sinking boat. ___ classmate answers: Peacocks spread their tails in many ways. 32. When books are used, there will be less regrets. ____ classmate answers: Money arrives. There are not enough flowers at the end of the month. 33. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old. ____ Student answer: If a person is sentimental, he will die early (the correct interpretation is "If the moon has no regrets, the moon will be round") 34. Since ancient times, no one has died, ___ Student answer: Is there anyone who does not have a bowel movement? Bring paper (no more words...) 35. Once I was tested on Li Qingzhao’s Ru Meng Ling, "Do you know? Do you know? ___" The student answered: SORRY I, DONT KNOW... (The correct answer is "It should be green, fat, red and thin" ") 36. Once I was tested on a certain sentence of Mr. Lu Xun: "___, I splashed Xuanyuan with my blood." The classmate replied: He stabbed me with his knife. 37. In the Chinese language exam, there was a revolutionary poem in the fill-in-the-blank section: "The door for people to enter and exit is tight." Locked, __, a voice shouted: __I long for freedom, but how can a human body climb out of a dog’s hole..." Student’s answer: The hole that a dog crawled out of is also locked/ Damn, it’s all locked On! 38. Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, __ classmate answered: Is it okay to give one more portion (the marking teacher answered: Love is love, and points are points, and it is not okay to give one more portion). 39. When I was a freshman in high school, During a monthly exam, the last sentence was "Looking up to the sky and laughing and going out. (Correct answer) How can I be a Penghao person?" Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the previous sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (correct answer) nature removes the carvings." Some people wrote, Lotus roots emerge from the mud; others went even further and wrote: Heroes emerge from troubled times. 40. I asked you how much sadness you can have, ___ The classmate answered: Just like a pot of Erguotou (the teacher commented, "You drank too much again...")