What are the funny friends circle copybooks that are suitable for official announcement?

Once upon a time, the "circle of friends" became a personal conference. Once upon a time, the word "official announcement" was born, and a blog was shut down instantly. Now everything needs to be officially announced by the circle of friends. Today, I will summarize the common copywriting of official announcements.

First, the marriage official announced an interesting copy.

Second, the official announcement of the breakup compound one-stop copy

Third, the pregnant officer announced the copy.

Fourth, get rid of the official propaganda and funny copy.

Five, give birth to a child to report good news funny copy

Official announcements don't have to be as serious and rigorous as press releases, and funny versions may be more popular:

First, the marriage official announced an interesting copy.

The national distribution has finally arrived.

It seems to be from the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Dad, your flowers were taken away with flowers and flowerpots.

Don't teach me all my life. Listen to my command.

Party A of the "Living Together" Treaty

Hello, everyone, this is my second half price.

This iceberg finally turned into ice cream in my hand.

Please, I'm lonely today.

You can eat our meal after xxx.

Establish a cooperative relationship, thank you for your cooperation.

Second, the official announcement of the breakup compound one-stop copy

Official announcement: Hello, everyone, I'm dating someone.

Break up: Sorry, I got the wrong person.

Compounding: Forget it, just make mistakes.

Official statement: He is my gift.

Break up: He is my past.

Get back together: He is my future.

Official statement: Yue Lao matchmaking.

Break up: hold the wrong person

Compound: others don't want to be old, send it back.

Official announcement: pay the rent.

Break up: Not enough money.

Compound: He reduced the price.

Official statement: the meeting is being signed.

Break up: The last sign was broken.

Compound: sign a labor contract and get 502 stickers.

Guan Xuan: I have determined my vision, and you are the right person.

Break up: I'm sorry I'm nearsighted.

Compound: I have glasses, and I am still the right person.

Official announcement: This is my date.

Break up: dead, buried

Courtyard: It was dug again.

Official announcement: tell the peach blossom not to bloom, the person we are waiting for is here.

Break up: tell the peach blossom can't open.

Compound: tell the peach blossom to thank.

Official announcement: raising a dog?

Break up: the dog is dead

Compound: Dogs have resurrection armor.

Official statement: a new beginning

Break up: a new beginning

Unification: a new beginning

Third, the pregnant officer announced the copy.

The four-cornered golden turkey is hatching. ...

Finally, I can eat dinner for two people with confidence!

My aunt who has been with me for many years recently ran away from home!

Morning sickness has abused me thousands of times, and I still regard you as my own!

The little guy has been tossing around like this before he came out. He really owes TA in his previous life!

I cry every day, I am grumpy every day, and I am moved every day because of you!

Live in my belly, eat what I have and sleep what I have, and it will be mine from now on!

One body, two heartbeats, no wonder I'm always blushing and shy recently!

Since I had you, I have become more and more bloated (proud face)!

Recently received a big project, which is expected to be completed in ten months!

Fourth, get rid of the official propaganda and funny copy.

Widowed, go first.

Since then, people and dogs have taken different paths.

There are two shadows in the moonlight, one is mine and the other is mine.

Shocked! An unknown actress on the 998 line suddenly took a photo with a strange man, and the suspected relationship was exposed!

I started walking upright today. I'm not a dog anymore.

In the future, someone will send me home with an umbrella, so I won't have to wave hard.

Isn't there a great person? Then I'm great, too.

Recently, there is a rumor among sisters that I have a dog outside. Just to be clear, it's not a rumor.

Ladies and gentlemen, I put cow dung in it! ! !

The subscriber you dialed is busy, please redial later.

Five, give birth to a child to report good news funny copy

Have children and make money!

Hello, everyone. Just call me directly from now on. I'll keep it for TA!

Small basin friends say hello to the world, from now on a family of three!

A is coming, TA is coming, and TA is coming out with an ATM!

Get rich overnight and have a daughter! Finally meet today!

Please take care of your cabbage, my pig is out of the pen today!

Show everyone the fresh four-cornered gold-swallowing beast!

Anyway, we are all going to grow up, so let's go together!

So nervous, there are only 6578 days left before the children's college entrance examination!

Lovely exhibition! Please consciously buy tickets to watch!

I saved meat for ten months and got a fat doll!