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(On a sunny morning, the magician was wiping his wand that had not been used for a long time, and his wife, the knight Jing, was repairing the boots of his son who had just become a full-time swordsman. At this time, The neighbor pastor Joe ran in in a hurry, and our story officially began...)

Joe: Amitabha...

Category:... I said Lao Qiao, you are obviously a Christian pastor, but why are you always doing the same things as Buddhism? Are you not afraid that Jesus will flatter you?

Qiao: Pastors are missionaries, missionaries can also be called monks, and monks are Buddhists. Besides...

Jing:...Brother Qiao, you are so anxious What's the matter with coming to my house?

Qiao: That's good, that's good...

Lei Jing:...

Qiao: I almost forgot about the business. Your children are getting along with each other again. Someone else is fighting!

Jing: Who won?

Qiao: ...Sister-in-law, you should first ask the child if he was injured or why he was fighting!

Jing: Yes, yes. Is the child injured?

Qiao: I was in a hurry to report the news, so I didn’t pay attention!

Category:...Then why did he fight with others?

Qiao: Why else? During the promotion exam, an archer child said that their swordsmen had no future and were rubbish... No wonder the child was angry. This was the fifteenth time. .

Jing: Look, look, I told you earlier, what kind of swordsman can you be? It’s better to be an archer. The salary is high and the benefits are good. You don’t have to face the enemy face to face like a swordsman. Confrontation, how dangerous it is, archers can handle it from a distance!

Qiao:...

Category: Damn it, what you said is wrong. How can the wind archer compare to us magicians? Our magic is so gorgeous and powerful. It's big, and it's in the Wind Cave, one of the holy places where the level of magic power increases (in this script, the level of magic power is called the level). People are trying to be on the same team as us magicians!

Qiao: ...

Jing: You have the nerve to say that, but do you know how much our whole family has suffered in order to fill the belly of your mage! Feng Cave - You dare to mention it. I asked you to practice ice magic a long time ago, but you said that it was made by our female family. You have to practice stone or fire magic! Well now, it doesn’t matter if you are a magister, I don’t want to go with you!

Qiao: ......... That's enough, brothers and sisters-in-law, how can you talk like this, how can you treat your child's choice like this! There is a reason for children to choose their career this way! Swordsmen are a sacred profession. No matter what enemies come to invade our city, swordsmen are always the first warriors to rush forward. Regardless of their own safety, they use their bodies and swords to repel the invading enemies. They How great it is! You... you... Amitabha...

Jing:... Alas, Brother Qiao, why don’t I know this! I am a knight myself! In fact, the reason why my child chose to be a swordsman was because of my influence. When he was a child, I often told him stories about our knights, swordsmen, and axe-fighters wearing armor and holding heavy weapons and fighting bravely on the battlefield. ! However, the world has changed. Now we heavy-armed people are looked down upon in society. Even a rare and beautiful female knight like me has been laid off. The spear I used to kill the enemy has long been rusty, and my armor is also covered with armor. Spider silk. I don’t want my children to take the same path as me!

Qiao: Sister-in-law, don’t be too pessimistic. You must firmly believe that the heavily armored warriors will succeed sooner or later. Look at the swordsman who teaches swordsmanship at the Magic University. He is only 98th Dan now, but he has almost never lost a fight with others, and many masters with more than 100th Dan have also been defeated by his sword! If there are more masters like this, people's views will change one day!

Category: What Lao Qiao said makes sense.

Come, drink some water to moisten your throat!

Jing: Yes, what Brother Qiao said does make sense! But the current trend of professional discrimination will not change in the short term. What about the child's future? We...what should we do?

Qiao: Amitabha... In my opinion... the elder brother and sister-in-law should go and see how the child is doing!

Class, Jing: Yes, yes, walk quickly, walk quickly.

Child: No need to go, I’ve been back long ago.

Jing: Xiaohu, damn baby! Are you hurt? I feel so bad for my mother! ...Tiger, win or lose?

Xiaohu: ... ...You know it even if you look at it!

Jing: Look how this child is injured like this. The armor is cracked, the helmet is broken, and this sword...can't be used anymore! Whose child dares to bully my little tiger? I'm going to settle the score with him!

Xiaohu: No need, Mom! It would be unreasonable for a guard knight to bully an archer who has just been promoted.

Jing: That’s right. Let’s spare that kid today! ...Kid, seriously...how did you lose?

Lei, Qiao, Xiaohu: (What kind of seriousness is this!!!)

Xiaohu: Actually, it’s all my fault. I usually practice too much and am obsessed with strength and body. I didn't practice speed seriously. When I fought with that kid, I couldn't keep up with his rhythm at all. I only got beaten.

Category: Children! If you know your mistakes and can correct them, there is no greater good! Since you know that you haven't put enough effort into speed, you should practice more diligently in the future. One day, when you fight again, you will make him surrender under your sword!

Xiaohu: (with tears streaming down his face) Father... ...

Category: But, do you know that besides not working enough on speed, you also have On the one hand, your ability is far from enough...

Xiaohu: What is it, Father?

Class: That is - your chakra amount is too little! ! !

(Jing, Qiao, and Xiaohu all fell to the ground)

Qiao: (This old boy must have watched too much Naruto!!)

Jing: Don't talk nonsense here, don't teach bad children! Xiaohu, listen, it’s actually because you don’t recite enough. You have to know, condense, refine...

Qiao: (Why did you change to hunter again)

(In order to argue whether to work on chakra or on chanting, Lei and Jing There was a quarrel)

Xiaohu: (God, can't you give me a pair of normal parents) Dad, Mom, actually I have something to tell you.

(Class, stop arguing quietly): What happened?

Xiaohu: On the way home, I met a good friend I met when I was practicing in the mourning hall. He has now become a miner. Along the way, he told me a lot about miners. Things, I found that I have fallen deeply in love with this profession. So, I want to become a miner.

(Both Lei and Jing opened their mouths in surprise)

Jing: Xiao...Xiaohu, are you kidding me? Don't scare mom! Did you hit your head during the fight just now?

Category: Xiaohu, do you want to give up just because you encounter some setbacks? This setback is nothing, there will always be thorns on the road to success; sunshine always comes after the storm; if you want to succeed, you need to endure everything - this is what a good ninja is! !

Qiao: (Sure enough, I have watched too much Naruto!)

Xiaohu: Dad, Mom, I’m serious! You think, in the dark mine, with the faint candlelight above my head, searching for the ore I need in the gravel, every time I dig out a piece, I will be as happy and excited as if I found a treasure! How desirable such a life is!

Lei, Jing: (God, can’t you give us a normal child)

Xiaohu: Okay, it’s getting late, I have to go get a transfer The job formalities are over.

(Xiaohu got up and walked out the door)

Lei Jing: Child... child... you should think about it again... you have to stick to your dream. ...Is there a doctor nearby? ...Child, have you lost your soul? Child...child...

Joe: Amitabha...Happy ending, happy ending! ! !

Lei, Jing: Your size is perfect! ! ! ! ! !