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Wandering the Chinese World handwritten newspaper

Language is a social phenomenon. Its objective form of existence is oral communication behavior between people, that is, speaking. Words are symbols that record language. Differences in region, age, occupation, and gender will also lead to differences in language. Language is also a communication tool for people. In daily life, people cannot do without language whether they work, study, cooperate or communicate. At the same time, languages ??will continue to develop and change with the development of the times. At a certain period, some languages ??will always disappear and some new languages ??will emerge. In the process of people's communication, some irregular language phenomena will also appear, and some words will be used incorrectly. Students, as long as you pay attention and study carefully, you will find many interesting language phenomena. Collecting and organizing them will definitely be of great benefit to improving your Chinese ability!

[Exercises]

1. Wonderful remarks

(1) While God gives us youth, he also gives us acne.

——Beauty also has flaws.

(2) Cadres are one foot away from us, and we are one foot away from the cadres.

——Use the saying "The Tao is as high as one foot, the devil is as high as one foot" to describe the relationship between cadres and the masses.

(3) Work hard and live a comfortable life; live comfortably and live a hard life.

——The famous TV host Yang Lan has such a perception of life.

(4) Never look back, some people may surpass you in an instant.

——The most famous baseball player in the United States, Page, warned his son.

(5) Smart people always use the wisdom of others to fill their brains, while stupid people always use the wisdom of others to interfere with their emotions.

——The famous American psychologist William James’s division between “smart people” and “stupid people”.

2. Famous Quotes

(1) Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous.

——Confucius

(2) If the truth takes one more step, it will become a fallacy.

——Lenin

(3) Knowledge gives people weight, and behavior gives people luster.

——Carlyle

(4) Inspiration is a guest who does not like to visit lazy people.

——Chernyshevsky

(5) Go your own way and let others say it!

——Dante

(6) A person who does not know what he will do tomorrow is an unfortunate person.

——Gorky

(7) Without ideals, you cannot achieve your goals; without courage, you cannot get things.

——Belinsky

(8) Really beautiful things must be consistent with nature on the one hand, and consistent with ideals on the other.

——Schiller

(9) Imagination is the eye of the soul.

——Joubert

(10) Now that winter has come, can spring be far behind?

——Shelley

3. Slogans

(1) The forest is a treasure, indispensable for survival and development.

——The slogan of a certain village to protect the mountains and forests

(2) People’s education is run by the people, and education is run for the people.

——Propaganda slogan for nine-year compulsory education

(3) Everything is for students, for all students, and for everything for students.

——Motto of a certain school

(4) Sculpting the years and navigating youth.

——The winning theme words of a newspaper application

(5) New Beijing, new Olympics.

——Beijing’s Olympic bid slogan

(6) It is better to defend for a thousand days than to neglect for a moment.

——Transportation slogan

4. SMS platform

(1) With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, I will send you a round blessing .

(2) Troubles are temporary, but happiness is eternal! A smile will change everything in an instant! Look ahead, a bright future is waving to you.

(3) Longing is the fragrance of flowers for a season, spreading across the valley and covering you and me; while blessing is boundless attention, overflowing from the eyes to the bottom of the heart.

(4) I will always remember how warm the hands on my shoulders were when the wind blows; I will always remember the back figure that accompanied me when I grew up, exchange your years for mine Worry-free happiness!

(5) The weather is getting really fast and the temperature is getting really bad. Wear a coat when going out, cover yourself with a quilt when sleeping, eat more fruits and vegetables, and keep a good attitude. This is caring for you.

(6) Falling leaves must return to their roots. No matter where they drift, no matter where they dock, home will always be the warmest harbor!

(7) Dad is young, like an evergreen tree; Dad is happy, like chewing gum; Dad is happy, like a happy dictionary.

Evergreen trees allow me to taste the colors of youth; chewing gum allows me to chew the sweetness of happiness; happy dictionaries make me happy forever.

(8) Wherever the sun shines, there is my deep blessing; wherever the moon shines, there is my deep longing.

(9) Only when you are tired can you slow down; only when you make a mistake can you think of regrets; only when you are suffering can you know how to be satisfied; only when you are hurt can you know how to be strong; only when you are drunk can you know that you are unforgettable; only when you laugh can you know that you are unforgettable. Experience happiness; so just be happy!

(10) Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak; meeting the wrong person at the right time is a lifetime of sighs; meeting the right person at the right time is a life-long sigh. A lifetime of happiness.

5. Anecdotes about couplets

(1) One day, Kou Zhun was traveling with his friends. He took advantage of the excitement and said to him: The moon at the bottom of the water is the moon in the sky. There is no way to treat friends. Yang Danian arrived just in time and replied: The person in your eyes is the person in front of you. Everyone cheered.

(2) Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cones fell into the chessboard. Su Dongpo came up with a saying: "A pine tree plays chess under a pine tree, and the pine pieces suddenly fall with the chess pieces." Huang Tingjian replied: When fishing by willows, willow silk is often hung with the fishing line.

(3) Cheng Minzheng was known as a child prodigy, and Prime Minister Li Xian wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law. He pointed to the fruits on the table and said: "Because of the lotus (he), I got the lotus root (even)". Cheng said to him, "There are apricots (fortunately) but no plum blossoms (matchmaker)." Li Xian was so happy that he matched his daughter with her.

(4) A certain person was born into a poor family and asked for loans from relatives and friends, but was rejected. After winning the election, relatives and friends came to flatter him one after another, flocking to him like ducks. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet on the door: Looking back on last year, during the famine period of May, June and July, the firewood and rice were all exhausted, and there was no one with an inch of iron. No credit, no debt, no matter how close or distant relatives were, who would be willing to provide help in times of need? Fortunately, this year, I was the first in the imperial examination. In the second and third exams, all the articles were suitable. I won the first prize in the Five Classics. My name and surname are also fragrant. I don’t care about Zhang, Li, and Si. They are all the icing on the cake.

(5) On the wedding night, Su Xiaomei wanted to test the talent of her groom, Qin Shaoyou, and turned Qin away. She wrote a couplet saying: Close the door and push out the moon in front of the window. Qin Shaoyou thought about it and couldn't think of the right thing, wandering in the corridor. When Su Dongpo saw this, although he was anxious for his brother-in-law, he couldn't do it for him. Suddenly, he had an idea, picked up a stone and threw it into a flower vat filled with clear water. When Qin Shaoyou heard the sound of "porphyry", he immediately understood and blurted out; he threw a stone to open the sky under the water. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed when she heard this and hurriedly welcomed the groom.

(6) A man from the Ming Dynasty, Jie Jin, faced a wealthy man’s bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a Spring Festival couplet on his door: Thousands of bamboos stand opposite each other, and thousands of books are stored in his home. The rich man saw it and asked people to cut down the bamboo. Xie Jin understood its meaning deeply and added one word to each couplet: Thousands of bamboos are as short as the door, and tens of thousands of books are in the home. The rich man became even more angry and ordered the bamboo to be dug up by the roots. Xie Jin laughed secretly and added another word in the upper and lower couplets: There are thousands of bamboos in front of the door, but there are thousands of books in the house. The rich man was stunned with anger.

(7) After Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou, he lived there for several years. One evening, while he and his friend Monk Foyin were boating on the Yangtze River, Su Shi suddenly pointed to the left bank with his hand and smiled without saying a word. Foyin looked around and saw a yellow dog gnawing on a bone. He suddenly realized something and threw the thin fan inscribed with Su Dongpo's poem into the water. The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

It turns out that this is a dumb couplet. Su Shi's first couplet means: Dogs gnaw on (monk's) bones on the river; the second couplet of Buddha's seal means: Water flows Dongpo corpse (Dongpo poem).

Give each of these booklets an appropriate name and place them on display in the classroom.

[Guidance of Thoughts] To improve Chinese learning, we must pay attention to daily accumulation. The key is to pay attention to everything in your daily life and pay attention to observation and thinking. Chinese phenomena abound in life, some are standardized, some are popular, and some are wrong. Please write down some valuable Chinese knowledge that you have seen and heard in daily life, organize, summarize and extract it in a special notebook. In this way, if you accumulate a little, you will make a lot, and your language skills will naturally be improved accordingly. Students, open your bright eyes, spread the wings of your imagination, soar in the vast world of Chinese and enjoy the charm that Chinese brings to you!

[Composition exercises]

1. Collection of couplets:

(1) Spring Festival couplets

Everywhere in the world, there is joy in spring.

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As time goes by, people live longer, and spring fills the world with blessings

The wind is warm and the sun is shining, spring is everywhere in the mountain countryside, people are outstanding, and the spirit is happy, spring is coming to every farmhouse

The spring breeze brings the sound of birds and the fragrance of flowers The earth is full of blessings, dragons and phoenixes are dancing, the sun is rising and the sun is rising, and the world is happy

(2) Happy couplet

We vow to be united forever and the earth is wide and the sky is high and we are flying together

A happy life always lies in the friendship between revolutionary husband and wife.

Couples in times of need are as deep as the sea and grow old together with the same goals

Men and women work side by side to add splendor to the beautiful mountains and rivers, and couples join hands to dedicate their youth to the great motherland

(3) longevity couplet

Blessings are like the long flowing water of the East China Sea and longevity as long as the immortal pine trees in Nanshan Mountain

In August and autumn, people in their sixties look up to the fairy laurels and are as healthy as the pine trees

The old man’s ambition is as strong as the martyrs who are thousands of miles away in their old age.

In the past hundred years, people have been like a pure child, extending their longevity and happily seeing their great-great-grandchildren

(4) Elegiac couplet

The revolutionary spirit will always be awe-inspiring and righteousness will last forever

Looking up at the high mountains, the voice is still there

Virtue is always with heaven and earth, and the heroic spirit will live forever in the universe

Sacrificing oneself for others and doing one’s duty, going through fire and water to do what is right and brave

(5) Celebrity Couple

The sea accepts all rivers, and tolerance is great

Standing on a wall, one can be strong without desire

——Lin Zexu

Writing ghosts and demons, one is superior to others

The stabbing of greed and cruelty penetrates the wood

——Guo Moruo

But when the sunset is infinitely beautiful, there is no need to be melancholy near dusk.

——Zhu Ziqing

Those who are determined can achieve their goals. The cauldron will sink the boat, and the Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu.

Those who work hard will not be let down by God. Three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu.

——Pu Songling

2. Advertising Collection

(1) There is no best, only better.

——Okema Advertisement

(2) Smart mothers will use zinc.

——Zinc Acid Oral Liquid Advertisement

(3) Asking for trouble

——Pharmacy Advertisement

(4) Road Lujia is an expert in slippers and comfort.

——Slippers Advertisement

(5) Diamonds are forever, and one will be passed down forever.

——Diamond Advertising

(6) Share the moment, share life.

——Kodak film advertisement

(7) There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.

——Toyota car advertisement

(8) There is only one in the world, and it will be with you in this life.

——Diamond Advertising

(9) Every drop of fragrance is rich, and the meaning is not exhausted.

——McGee Coffee Advertisement

(10) When Remy and Horse start, good things will come naturally.

——Remy Martin Advertisement

(11) Enjoy the refreshing moment.

——Coca-Cola Advertisement

(12) You deserve a day off.

—— Advertisement for selling pawns

3. Collection of store names

(1) Yuanfeng Trading Company

——Make a lot of money

(2) Go to the Internet Bar

——Encourage people to come online

(3) Two Sisters Restaurant

——Boss Liangming Identity

(4) Hometown Bar

——Gathering nostalgia

(5) New Century Hotel

——Synchronizing with the century

(6) Dynasty Furniture

——palace style

(7) Hualian Commercial Building

——joint sales nationwide Shopping Paradise

(8) Kerr Digital City

——The lovely digital world

(9) Ri Xinglong Trading Company

——Xinglong every day

(10) Bafang Shopping Plaza

——A shopping mall that welcomes guests from all over the world

4. Examples of wrong sentences in newspapers and periodicals

(1) At present, the medical community is powerless to help AIDS.

——You should add "patient" after "AIDS", or change "helpless" to "powerless".

(2) Lewis has long been a famous 100-meter athlete... In the past ten years, few people have been able to compete with him.

——“Strive for the wind” should be changed to “Struggle for the front” or “Struggle for balance”.

(3) He realizes that he is a troublemaker.

——"Making trouble" should be changed to "making trouble".

(4) The famous browsing area receives thousands of tourists every year.

——“Above” should be deleted.

(5) The twin girls are very different in appearance and temperament: Lanna is 4 centimeters taller than Ruby; their personalities are also completely different. Ruby is quiet and shy, but Lanna is lively and active.

——“They are completely different in character” should be deleted, and “from temperament to appearance” should be changed to “height and temperament”.

(6) Bing Xin, as an accomplished writer, repeatedly emphasized the need to learn Chinese well.

——"Three orders and five applications" should be changed to "three times and five times" or "many times" and "again and again".

(7) Suddenly, a radio station employee came angrily and said that he had just received a telegram from Tokyo and the Emperor of Japan had announced his acceptance of unconditional surrender.

——"Out of breath" should be changed to "Out of breath".

(8) A widow with both beauty and beauty.

——"Beautiful and beautiful" should be changed to "both talented and beautiful".

(9) How Zhou Zuoren’s writing is not as good as his own, how he has a bad temper and quick temper, how he has no appearance when he goes up the stairs, how he kicks with his feet without changing the test paper, and the one who kicks the farthest gets the highest score.

——The phrase "the person's writing is not as good as his writing" should be changed to "the person's writing is not as good as his writing".

(10) Inspiration comes suddenly, like a mysterious flying saucer; it is fleeting, like a horse flying in the sky.

——You should exchange "Heavenly Horses in the Sky" with "Mysterious Flying Saucers", or change "Heavenly Horses in the Sky" to "Flying Meteors".

5. Examples of idioms that are easy to use incorrectly

Eat the wind and drink the dew

This idiom can only be used to describe a difficult journey, not a relaxed and happy one. matter. Some students said: "On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, we enjoyed the cool air in the open air, admired the moon, ate in the wind and drank the dew. It was really a lot of fun." This is a misinterpretation of the meaning of the words.

Every tree and grass are in danger

This idiom describes people who are very nervous when they are very panicked, and become very nervous when they see the slightest movement. It cannot be used to describe a large number of soldiers and horses. Some students said: "The public security soldiers have set up a dragnet, covering every vegetation and trees, so that criminals have no place to hide." This is a misuse of idioms.

The younger generation is to be feared

The original meaning is that young people are new forces worthy of attention, and it is a praising idiom. Some students interpreted "terrible" as "terrible" and said: "This young man often loses his temper and scolds and scolds others. He is really terrible." In this way, it becomes a compliment and a disparagement.

Swallow mountains and rivers with anger

This is a complimentary idiom that describes great courage. It cannot be used to describe bad people who boldly do bad things. Some students said: "This corrupt person has swallowed up a lot of the country's assets. He is really greedy." The word "swallowed up mountains and rivers" in the sentence should be changed to "cowardly". In addition, some students understood "qi" as "angry" and said: "Xiao Li was so angry today that he was really angry." The word "qi" in the sentence was wrong and could be changed to "furious".

Looking through the autumn water

The "autumn water" here is specially used to metaphor the eyes. Willingness means "eyes can see through it", describing the eagerness to see each other. Some students directly regarded "autumn water" as the river water in autumn, saying: "We are traveling in the countryside during the Mid-Autumn Festival. The water is so clear that we can see through the autumn water with our eyes." This distorts the original meaning.

The crime cannot be punished

Wish to describe a person who has sinned so much that even if he is killed, it will not be able to offset his serious crime. Some students interpreted it as: "The crime is minor and beheading is not allowed." This interpretation is completely contrary to the original intention. A classmate said: "This person just committed a minor theft, and he will not be punished!" It is inappropriate to make such a fuss.

6. Collection of new words

(1) Mortgage - a loan method for purchasing a house or shopping, using the purchased house or items as collateral to obtain a loan from the bank and then repaying it in installments.

(2) White income - refers to wages, allowances and other labor remuneration received in accordance with regulations, which is public.

(3) Gray income - refers to economic income other than wages and allowances received by employees, such as royalties, part-time income, patent transfer fees, etc. Sometimes it also refers to some income that is not transparent and does not fully comply with regulations. income.

(4) Black income - refers to income obtained through illegal means such as corruption and bribery.

(5) Bound ball - when playing table tennis, the ball touches the edge of the table. Later, playing on the edge of the prescribed limit without violating the regulations was likened to hitting the ball.

(6) Supermarket - the abbreviation of supermarket.

(7) Low market - a market with light trading.

(8) Prosperous market - a market with strong trading.

(9) Letting go - refers to collusion and cheating in sports competitions, where one party deliberately loses to the other.

(10) Black whistle - refers to intentional unfair refereeing behavior in ball games.

(11) Bidding - (bidders) compete with each other to win the bid.

(12) Competition for jobs - competition to obtain jobs.

(13) Competition for appointment - Strive for appointment through competition.

(14) Cloning - Organisms reproduce asexually through somatic cells to copy living matter or living bodies with identical genetic traits.

(15) Enrollment expansion-expand enrollment.

(16) Real estate - commercial buildings under construction or for sale.

(17) Cat walk - refers to the steps that fashion models take when performing. Because this step is similar to the way a cat walks, it is called the cat walk.

(18) Memory - the abbreviation of memory in an electronic computer.

(19) Antivirus - refers to the use of specially prepared programs to remove computer viruses that exist in software or storage media.

(20) Digital camera - a camera that can convert the image of the subject into digital information. The captured images can be input into a computer for storage and modification, and color photos can be obtained through a digital printer. Also called a digital camera.