I beg you for a campus skit, cross talk, any drama on the theme of "Being a Happy Student", but it must be in line with the theme, and it must be on campus.

>A: "Wife" is like a dictionary. Although it is boring, it can accompany you for at least four years of college

B: Yes

A: A lover is like a poster , very tempting, but you’ll pass after just one glance

B: I feel the same way

A: “Wife” is like a stainless steel spoon. As long as you don’t abandon her, she will I can always be with you

B: What about your lover?

A: Lovers are like disposable chopsticks, they have no value after you use them once

B: Oops, it’s like (wiping sweat)

A: A wife is like a bicycle. Although she cannot protect you from wind and rain, she can work together with you in the wind and rain

B: A good wife

A: A lover is like a bus. As long as there is Anyone can pay for it

B: I also support paying together

A: My wife is like breakfast in Beijing, five yuan can make you very fulfilled

B: What about the lover?

A: Your lover is a real estate in Beijing. You have invested a lot of money, and all you can use is her space (making XXOO gestures with your hands)

B: Oops~~ You are so profound.

I want to ask, what does space mean?

A: Every woman actually has a three-bedroom apartment, you understand

B: Oh, no need to say it, we understand

A: Just talk about me. Lover

B: Your girlfriend

A: It made me angry

B: What's wrong?

A: My girlfriend, she also has a personality

B: How do you have a personality?

A: There are four of us in one dormitory

B: Yes

A: I am the second oldest child

B: Well, you This second child

A: Why does it sound so awkward?

B: You said you are the second child

A: I am ranked second

B: That’s what I mean

A: My girlfriend is so annoying. She’s renting a room with our third child

B: This is called personality

A: Personality

B: She’s calling it unnecessary Do you know face?

A: You can’t say that

B: Is it okay to open a room with your brother?

A: We are not the original couple

B: So who is your girlfriend?

A: It’s my eldest brother Ma Zi

B: This is a mixed bag! Who is in which dormitory?

A: When did this girl fall to our fourth son?

B: Then you will be in complete chaos

A: Mencius has Yun:

B: How did you say that?

A: "Happiness alone is not as good as happiness for everyone"

B: You are generous enough

A: Marry one wife and everyone has a wife , Aren’t you happy?

B: No such thing

A: But you have to find a way to solve this kind of thing

B: That’s right

B: We have to talk

A: Invite our third child and his ex-girlfriend to a restaurant

B: Dinner table meeting

A: I am treating guests and we will discuss how to resolve this matter while eating

B: Yes

A: There was a conflict even at the dinner table

B: Disagree?

A: No

B: What kind of contradiction is that?

A: I only have a thousand yuan a month for living expenses, and my girlfriend still wants to eat lobster

B: Isn’t this life-threatening?

A: Let me discuss it with her

B: How to discuss it?

A: "How about we eat crayfish?"

B: Oh, it's cheap

A: No problem, my girlfriend has to eat big lobster< /p>

B:Yes?

A: Otherwise there is nothing to talk about

B: Yes

A: I said crayfish, my girlfriend said big lobster, we got into a fight, let’s talk Now that I’m here, I have to act like a man

B: How?

A: I immediately stood up and slapped the table. Everyone around me turned their eyes to our table. I said something and everyone was stunned

B: What did you say? ?

A: "What's wrong, little one? What's wrong, little one?! Can't the ego satisfy you?!"

B: Xu~~~~~

B: I wanted to call the police if I were there

A: My third brother pulled my girlfriend and stood up. Gone

B: He left without whipping you? You are so cultivated

A: Forget it, I won’t watch you either

B: What about you?

A: Have a big meal first, and settle the score with them later

B: Are you still in the mood to eat?

A: Shout: (snaps fingers) "Waiter, order"

B: Quite stylish

A: "Here are three peanuts. "One or two beers"

B: Is it possible to drink two beers?

A: You need to drink less and know more about things.

B: It’s true

A: All I can think about is how to get revenge

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B: Yes

A: It bothers me that I don’t even think about tea or swallow rice

B: You have become Lin Daiyu

A: I don’t even have the surname Zhang until I destroy them both

B: You are cruel enough

A: I think so

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B: Think about it!

A: After much thought, I came up with a clever idea

B: Please tell me

A: It was already past 11 o'clock when I got home that night

B: The lights have been turned off

A: My third child has a habit

B: What habit?

A: It’s easy to wear jeans

B: Oh

A: OK, it’s up to you whether it works or not

B: What? ?

A: While everyone was asleep, I took the scissors and click

B: What's the matter?

A: Cut the inner thigh of his trousers with a knife

B: Isn’t this torn?

A: I just put on my third leg the next day, but I didn’t notice it

B: Oh oh

A: As soon as class started, I felt like my thighs were thickened while sitting in the classroom My son has a cold

B: There is air leakage

A: I lowered my head and saw a hole

B: Got it

A: The third child kept chewing his teeth and asked, "Who did this?" That's so wicked

B: Yeah

A: He was wondering, then I went over and said:

B: How?

A: "I'm sorry for what happened last night. You don't care about the faults of others. I apologize. It looks like your pants are torn. I have a sister named XX,"

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B: Oh, XX

A: "She is very good at needlework. I will call her to sew for you at noon?"

B: Him How did you say that?

A: He was really obedient: "Okay?"

B: Agreed

A: After class at noon, everyone else left, so the class The third child and I are left

B: These two are left

A: Wait, XX will come with needle and thread in a while

B: She How come it's such a coincidence?

A: I contacted you

B: They're all friends

A: Just sew it

B :Sewing

A: I went out when XX was sewing pants for the third child

B: What were you doing?

A: Call her girlfriend and ask her to come over

B: Is she coming?

A: She was really obedient when she heard that the third child was there

B: How is it?

A: Five minutes later, we arrived

B: I am obedient

A: The inside has just been sewn

B :Yes

A: Everyone has seen pants. There are threads after sewing, so you have to bite them off

B: They are all like this

A: The third child looks great. Sitting there (action)

B: Dama Golden Knife

A: XX knelt down and bit the thread (action)

B: Bite

A: The third child and his girlfriend saw this scene when they entered the house

B: Yes

A: Misunderstanding

B: What? ?

A: I can’t help but misunderstand. The third child was sitting there, with a girl kneeling and burying her face between his legs. She didn’t know that she was sewing pants and biting the thread, thinking that she was here to serve him. What?

B: Isn’t this life-threatening?

A: At this time, I saw his girlfriend’s three-foot jump, her five-spirit spirit rising into the air, and she rounded the ball and said, “Pah!” and gave the third child a big mouth

B: This I'm really angry

A: This big-mouthed old man spun the chair three times in a row

B: So energetic

A : "Lao San, we will be incompatible from now on!!" After saying this, his girlfriend walked away.

B: Is this the case?

A: My evil plan succeeded

B: As you can imagine

A: Biting the thread and playing the flute, they look the same anyway

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B: This is where all the arrogance is spent

A: No matter what, the third child had an affair with my ex-girlfriend

B: You are really damaging

A: The third child is also single

B: Yes

A: My ex-girlfriend was pretty good, and she found a boyfriend within half a month

AB: Fourth child

B: I knew it.

Isn’t this all a mess?

A: The fourth child and our three ex-girlfriends lived very happily

B: This sounds awkward

A: Just talking about this day< /p>

B:What?

A: Our ex-girlfriend’s birthday is coming soon

B: What a great day

A: We planned this the night before, so we have to congratulate her Just for a moment

B: I should say congratulations

A: The boss just said it

B: The boss said it?

A: "There are four people in the family and one person is in charge."

B: That's right

A: "Of course, this girl is the fourth child's girlfriend ”

B: Yes

A: “But she is also the ex-girlfriend of the three of us”

B: That’s right

A : "The five of us are destined to be together"

B: It's not a good fate

A: "How about this"

B: What?

A: "The four of us will stay until midnight and send text messages together to wish her 'Happy Birthday'"

B: Good idea

A: "Each person pronounces a word"

B: How do you pronounce this?

A: "Boss, second, third and fourth, we each have one"

B: Tell us

A: "I am the boss, I send For the second child, you pronounce the character '日', for the third child, you pronounce the character 'kuai', and for the fourth child, you pronounce the character '乐', which together means 'Happy Birthday'!"

B: This is very particular

A: I finished sending it at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night

B: Done

A: Go to sleep, Chapter 1 I received a notice the next day and the Moral Education Office asked me to go there

B: What’s wrong?

A: Said that I sent rogue text messages to girls

B: Is this true?

A: I quickly asked the boss what happened to the third, fourth and fourth children.

B: I have to ask.

A: When I ask, it’s too deceptive.

B: What?

A: The three of them didn’t pronounce the words “生”, “快” and “乐”.

B: Huh?

A: I’m the only one who posted “日”!

B: Well, the co-author is here to trick you

A: Look, my girlfriend also bullied me, my buddies in the same dormitory also bullied me, and there are still good people leaving. The truth?

B: You are not a good person either

A: I don’t like anyone else

B: In a bad mood

A: Especially Our fourth child was making love to my ex-girlfriend

B: It was daytime

A: What do you mean?

B: Not only are they loving each other, but they were also "um um ah ah" at night

A: I really can't chat with you, you are so arrogant

B: Then I can't say "crayfish" either

A: Don't talk about this... After finishing this matter, return to the dormitory from the Moral Education Office

B :Go back

A: A few minutes after we sat down, a courier came to the door

B: Oh? To whom?

A: When the fourth child saw the express delivery, he stood up in a daze, walked closer, signed and took the goods

B: The fourth child’s package

A: The small package is not big, and there are six small characters written on the seal

B: What characters?

A: "Dragon and Phoenix Love Dices"

B: This thing is new

A: He opened the small bag and found two big dices,

B: A couple?

A: They are not a couple, the content above is different

B: What content?

A: This color is for couples, one for men and women.

B: Couple color.

A: A dice is called "Dragon Color", which is thrown by boys. The six faces are written with various actions, such as "touching", "licking", "hugging" and so on

A: The other one is called "Feng Color", which is thrown by girls. The six sides are the six parts of the female body

B: Oh, girls control parts

A: Since the fourth child got these two dice, he stopped going back to the dormitory every night and had a lot of fun with his girlfriend

B :It’s cool

A: I was already lonely, but now I feel even more lonely

B: Yes

A: Can I go online too?

B: What?

A: What good stuff does Taotao have?

B: Oh?

A: The dice from Laosi are purchased online. Let me take a look.

B: Try your luck.

A: If you don’t guarantee all of them, there will be good ones.

B: Maybe

A: I turned it over and over for ten minutes

B: It was quite a lot

A :It’s really a treasure you are turning over

B: What treasure?

A: It's called "Single Fun Slot"

B: Oh, just play alone

A: Eighty yuan a piece

B: It’s more expensive

A: The slogan below is quite attractive

B: How do you say it?

A: "Dear single friends, do you want to eliminate loneliness? Are you immersed in the distress of not having a female partner? Are you horny? Come on, single erotic porn can bring you An unexpected happy experience ”

B: That’s very good

A: Hey, let’s buy it

B: Yes

A: Click "Order" and it was actually delivered the next night

B: It was really fast

A: A small bag with a seal saying " "Single sex dice"

B: This is your product

A: I didn't open it in the dormitory either

B: Oh, exclusive

A: I found an empty classroom

B: Yeah

A: Close the door, close the curtain, half-turn off the lights, and carefully open the package

B: Shameful

A: My single sex lover...

B: Take a good look

A: After unpacking , I burst into tears when I picked up this dice

B: What’s the matter?

A: I saw the same word written on all six sides

B: What word?

A: Lu!

B: Masturbating...