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Smart Tom

The night rises and the moon shines.

Tom’s three bereaved friends, Xiao Cheng, Xiao Hui and Xiao Hei, poked their heads out from the door of the courtyard and whistled in the direction of the room. This was a signal to their “good friend” Tom. Woolen cloth. Tom heard the whistle and stuck his head out of the window to signal that no one was home, so Orange, Gray and Black ran towards Tom happily, not forgetting to tiptoe when passing by the kennel in the yard. Standing on tiptoes, for fear of waking the dog. They brought a movie projector and a curtain. It seemed that the four children were going to have a carnival at home tonight.

This is a movie about dogs playing tricks. The four little dogs were ready and were about to turn off the lights and watch the movie, but they found that Jerry was also leaning on the sofa and wanted to watch the movie. Of course it was them. Not allowed anymore. So, Tom picked up Jerry by the tail, opened the door, and threw him out through the crack of the door. Jerry rolled around on the yard floor a few times and just bounced into the sleeping dog's mouth. Look here again, the four little ones can finally watch a movie happily.

The first act is "Lover boy". At the beginning of the film, the protagonist Tom poked his head out from the courtyard wall and looked at the dog at the foot of the courtyard wall. The dog was still sleeping soundly. It looked at the room in the distance again, and the silhouette of a handsome cat showed through the window. She was grooming herself, combing her eyelashes carefully, waiting for the arrival of Lover Boy. Tom saw this and was delighted in his heart. He whistled several times to signal his lover. When the handsome cat heard it, he quickly opened the window and saw Tom. At this moment, she didn't care about dressing up carefully. She quickly took off her curling iron, put on lipstick, powder, spray perfume, turned off the light in the dressing room, and ran to the balcony. Only then did she reveal her Come on.

What a beautiful cat! This is a white cat, but because it is too white, it is pink and tender, making the red bow on its head particularly bright; its blue eyes are slightly closed, showing a charming look; one of its elbows is resting on the balcony, He gently held his chin, showing off his softness; the other hand stroked his cheek, as if calling for the long-lost Lover boy.

Things were not going well on Tom's side. The dog was awakened by the whistle just now and chased after Tom. Tom ran across the courtyard wall and had an idea. He picked up the bricks behind the wall and hid behind the wall, intending to give the chasing dog a slap in the face. brick. But the dog was also smart. He guessed that there might be an ambush behind the wall, so he leaned out of the wall to take a look. Sure enough, Tom was holding a brick. Only then did Tom realize that there was a figure on the wall. When he looked up, the dog was staring at Tom, with two canine teeth showing coldly. When Tom saw that his plan was discovered, he struck first and hit the dog with a brick on his head. The dog was so proud of seeing through Tom's trick that he didn't notice his move at all and was knocked unconscious.

But it wasn’t over yet. The dog woke up and started chasing again.

Tom moves quickly and moves back and forth in the yard. While escaping, I didn't forget to go to Xiaobai's place for a kiss. Once again, Tom thought he had escaped the dog's pursuit, so he returned to the balcony. Although he kept watching the movement outside and was wary of the dog, he naturally put his arms around his "Lover", held him in his arms, and closed his arms. He closed his eyes and said affectionately, "I love you! Do you love me?" After saying that, he couldn't help but kiss the "Lover" on the face, "I feel the spark of love flickering." While kissing, talking, and caressing his "Lover"'s cheek. Just when Tom was immersed in love, he suddenly realized that Xiaobai was standing next to him and watching him.

Tom subconsciously looked down and saw a dog in his arms. It turned out that the dog had been teased by him many times, and then he simply hid on the balcony where Xiaobai was and waited for the rabbit. Unexpectedly, Tom was so bold that he kissed him fiercely without even looking. When Tom realized something was wrong, he slammed the dog's head into the ground. The dog fell upside down and fell heavily to the ground, and Tom ran away.

When the video was here, Xiao Hei suddenly discovered that Jerry was watching a movie again at some point, so he signaled Tom to throw Jerry out again.

Then come back and play the second act of the movie "Dumb Dog".

Tom came to a fish pond to fish, but the fish pond was surrounded by a wall. The wall was also covered with "No Fishing" slogans. There was a vicious dog sleeping at the gate of the wall. Snoring, his body rose and fell with the snoring, and his two canine teeth were exposed, which was extremely ferocious.

Tom naturally came prepared. He held a fishing rod in his left hand, a tool box in his right hand, and a fish basket around his neck. He first observed the big tree outside the yard for a while to determine whether the watchdog was there. As he was sleeping soundly, he tiptoed close to the gate. When he got to the gate, he checked again. First he put his head into the railing of the gate to take a look, then he put his tail in and shook it at the dog. He found that the dog Still asleep, he crawled in through the railing of the gate backwards.

Just when Tom passed by the dog and pulled up his hind legs, the dog yawned, moved his body, and just hugged Tom's leg, as if hugging the dog in his dream. Like big bones. Tom gently pulled out his leg, and the dog caught up and hugged him, rubbing and licking Tom's leg. It really treated Tom's leg like a big bone. After licking it for a few times, his mouth watered. Maybe it wasn't enough, so he opened his mouth and bit into it. Tom jumped in pain and let out a scream. But Tom jumped up and hid behind the dog. The dog, who had just woken up, didn't know what had happened, so he looked around to check the situation. Tom also dealt with the dog carefully, not letting it see him. But stupid dogs are also smart. When they realize that someone is behind them, they turn around suddenly. Tom suddenly becomes wise and climbs up along the fishing rod. The stupid dog only sees the fishing rod but not the person, and is very confused.

Seeing this, the four little ones also burst out laughing. Xiao Hei, who was playing the movie, also complained, "Look at this stupid dog." Just when it turned back to talk to its companion, it found Jerry peeking out of the door hole, and it was about to drive him away. When Jerry saw this, he slipped away, and the door was slammed shut again.

Jerry, who had been kicked out three times, was very angry. He had an idea and pushed the sleeping dog to the window of the room where the movie was playing. When the dog woke up, he saw that the movie was playing The third act of the movie "A New Movement in Life".

In the third act, Tom is a rich man. One day when he was having breakfast, he saw the article "For the safety of dogs, dogs should be tied up" in the newspaper. Tom was very happy, and he didn't know what other evil ideas he had in mind.

He took off the tuxedo he wore during the meal and put it aside hastily. Instead, he neatly put away the newspaper, rolled it under his arm, and walked out of the door. It walked with its chest raised and its head raised, looking leisurely, and came to the dog. As the newspaper said, the poor dog was tied near the kennel. Tom walked over. The dog rested its right hand on the kennel, its right shoulder unconsciously raised, and it stood on its left leg one leg at a time, with its right foot folded on the left. Shaked his head. The dog was lying on the ground, holding his chin with his left hand, his ears drooped, his eyes and the corners of his mouth were covered with "sadness". He was in a very low mood and didn't want to pay attention to Tom at all.

Tom pulled the dog's rope hard, and found that he couldn't break free at all, so he smacked his lips at the dog with gloating, and shook his head pretending to be "regretful"! The dog thought that Tom wanted to save him, so he shook his head towards Tom, and his head was filled with "helplessness and sadness." Tom took the dog's rope in his hand again, gestured with his hand, and then strode away. After walking for a while, he stopped and drew a line on the ground. The dog didn't know what medicine was being sold in his gourd, so he had to look at him in confusion. Tom stood outside the line, leaned forward, took out the newspaper under his arm, and smashed it at the confused dog.

It turned out that Tom did not want to rescue the dog. He had pulled the rope that tied the dog before to ensure that the rope would not be broken. He gestured the length of the rope with his hand and measured the appropriate distance with his feet. , to ensure that you are standing in the "safe range".

The dog that was hit instinctively bit Tom, but Tom happened to be standing within the safety line, and the dog could only bark at him, but could not bite him.

Tom picked up another strawberry pie and threw it at the dog; then he picked up the copper bowl and hit the dog's head hard; he put on his gloves again and gave the dog an uppercut. , the dog fell heavily to the ground, as if he had opened a oil and salt shop, all the sweetness, sweetness, bitterness and spicyness came out. But the dog's grief, despair, and anger at this moment gave it infinite strength, and it raised its head again and barked at Tom. Even if it was in vain, he still wanted to vent his frustration. After all, it was the former king of this garden.

Tom didn't care about the dog's anger at all, because in the face of absolute power, all efforts were in vain, and the absolute power at this moment was the leash that tied the dog and the safety range restricted by it. Tom took out a log and put it to the dog's mouth. The dog's sharp teeth were like carpentry tools, and he quickly whittled out a smooth baseball bat of suitable thickness. Tom picked up a baseball bat and hit the dog on the head. This time it was like opening a musical instrument shop, with gongs, drums, cymbals and cymbals ringing in unison. The dog was completely stunned, fell in front of the line, and did what it loved most - sleeping. Tom used the baseball bat as a billiard cue to hit the dog's head, and the dog rolled smoothly into its den and fell asleep "easily".

Seeing this, the four little dogs burst out laughing, laughing and complaining about "tied dogs." Completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem. It turns out that the dog has sneaked into the room and wants to teach these cats a lesson and avenge their embarrassment. Xiao Hei turned around and saw the dog, then looked at the screen, then at the dog...

After a long period of calm, the door was smashed open from the inside. The person who smashed the door was Some furniture, thrown by angry dogs, should have fallen on Tom and his friends. After the door was broken open, Tom and the four little dogs ran out, followed closely by the angry dogs. They chased each other into the distance. And this scene was all captured by Jerry with a camera. It seems that Jerry can enjoy his movie time beautifully!