What are the lines in "A Lazy Man's Dating"?

The lines in "A Lazy Man's Dating" are:

A: Ah, what did you buy? I bought the New Year’s goods, are you celebrating the festival? ah? What new year goods? Let me show you. Don't look at these three. They are quite big. It only costs 27 cents if you add one yuan, which is a big shoe box. It’s bad, the village chief is here, it’s no good.

B: This lazy guy fell asleep again, I’ll let you sleep!

A: It’s ringing, it’s ringing! Oh, the village chief.

B: Do you sleep in during the day?

A: Doesn’t this save food?

B: It also saves food. Tell me, you are afraid of being tired no matter what you are asked to do. I finally found a technical job for you, rolling TV covers and sofa covers. This is the sofa cover you rolled. Once it's rolled, it needs to be dismantled.

A: Why dismantle it after rolling it?

B: You trapped someone else’s cat.

A: I said I haven’t seen the tabby cat in the past two days.

B: Now, there are no bachelors in each village. As the village leader, I can’t complete the task. This is the only one. You are the only bachelor in the whole village. (A is sleeping again) Oh my. , I met a woman this morning.

A: Hey, which village are you from?

B: Hey, how did you hear this?

A: Shall I help you complete the task?

B: That’s Wei Shufen from Qiancun.

A: How old are you?

B: You are 29, old girl. I mentioned you to her. I said that Pan Fu in our village has done well in the past two years. He has become rich through hard work and even has a sofa and TV.

A: How can I call that thing?

B: Let me help you say something nice. When I say this, hey, that girl is really a bit mean.

A: Interesting? What do you mean?

B: People said, come here around 10 o'clock to have a look.

A: It’s 10 o’clock, ah, it’s not here yet!

B: Hurry, get ready!

A: What are you preparing for? I have nothing!

B: If you work hard from now on, you will have everything.

A: What should we do now?

B: Now, we have to deal with it now.

A: How to deal with it?

B: I said just like this, come on, put this cover on, listen to me, do you see it, sofa, 24-inch large color TV, that’s all.

A: It looks like a color TV, but this one is soft.

B: Isn’t this a balloon?

A: What if I missed it?

B: It’s obvious that her eyesight is not very good.

A: Is there something wrong with your eyes?

B: There’s nothing wrong with her eyes, but she can’t see people clearly. Fortunately, her eyesight is not good, so she can just turn around and go out. You can't sit on this sofa.

C: (Part 1) Does Comrade Pan Fu live here?

A: Here it comes!

C: You are Pan Fu, the village chief.

B: Did you see it? Inside, inside, this is our Comrade Pan Fu.

A: Are you here? You can't sit on that sofa.

B: Come on, let’s hold hands. Do you know each other? Are you practicing Tai Chi? Be generous, hey, let me introduce you.

A, C: My name is.

B: Say it one by one.

C: My name is Wei Shufen, female, 29 years old, and still unmarried.

A: My name is Pan Fu, male. I am less than 20 years old, early 30s, and 40 years old. You are still unmarried, and I am single.

C: My mother-in-law said, this person will definitely be the right one to make the introduction among the village chiefs. My mother asked me to come.

A: Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!

B: Are you planning to scare people away? enthusiasm. We Pan Fu have done a good job in the past two years. How about this TV, no, no, this sofa, how about this room?

C: Humph! The light in this room is quite dark.

A: It’s a black spot.

B: He has calculated that he will build three large tile-roofed houses for you next year.

C: Really?

A: Yes! With glass windows.

B: That’s right, that’s right.

A: Okay, there’s no clue.

B: Aren’t there bricks?

A: That’s where the pig pen is kept.

C: This is the first time I have seen such a sofa.

A: New style, trendy.

C: Did you buy it in the city?

A: Yeah, 27 cents.

B: He bought a few nails for 27 cents and made them himself.

C: Really?

A: I can do carpentry.

C: What size is this TV?

A: 24-inch large shoe box.

B: He said it was a Shoebox brand TV.

C: This is the first time I heard about it.

A: New brand.

B: I just joined. Could you please say less? The advantage of our Comrade Pan Fu is that he is lazy. He is not lazy. He does whatever he is told and never picks and chooses.

A: This is quite suitable.

B: It’s quite appropriate. I’ve thought of that too. After you get here, all of Pan Fu’s advantages will be overcome.

C: What did you say?

A: Let me put it this way, after you come here, everything will be done according to your wishes, and all your problems will be overcome!

C: That’s right!

A: Do you agree?

B: Why are you so anxious? Don’t you know how to say a few polite words?

A: Yes, you must be tired after coming all the way. Please sit down for a while.

C: I’m really tired.

A: Hey! Ring! Ring!

C: Hey! What went off?

A: It rang...

B: It rang... He said, he thought about it, he thought about it. After you come over, he will study science and technology and want to study hard. .

C: Do you still like reading?

A: Ah! I especially love reading the little book.

C: Villain?

B: Hi.

A: Just a child.

B: He...he likes children.

C: Really? I'm 29 and I also like children.

A: How can you have children without getting married?

B: You two... let’s put the children down first and settle the marriage first. Add some furniture when you get married.

A: Yes! Here's a big combo.

B: Yes, here is another refrigerator, double row.

C: Hey! Village chief! I'm not expecting him to have everything in his family. Ordinarily, life is pretty good now. My mother said: C is going out when he is older and needs to find someone who is diligent. My mother said, some people are just talking nonsense and complaining and saying bad things is annoying to people. My mother said...

A: What more?

C: You don’t want a man who plays ball and sleeps in. My mother said...

A: Your mother still said it?

B: This is fatal.

C: What’s wrong with you?

A: I...when I heard about that lazy guy, I, I, I was so angry that I couldn't sit still.

C: Village chief! This person has a bad temper, right?

B: He, his temper comes from time to time.

A: Village chief, come and sit here for a while. It’s more tiring than any other work.

B: What a good person! This golden phoenix comes to your nest.

A: It’s ringing!

B: What sounded?

A: Hey! It rang when you were not seated?

C: I'm really sorry. I have bad eyesight and kicked this thermos bottle to pieces.

A: What? Come on, this is the only thermos in my house... Yes, it's good. It doesn't matter. I wanted to kick it last night, but I never got around to it. You're tired.

C: Really?

A: Really!

C: You are quite good at talking.

A: The main reason is that your kicks are louder than mine. If my kicks are definitely not as loud as yours.

B: What a wonderful wife! Keep up the good work in the future!

A: Ah! village head! From now on, I will fight wherever you point me, and I will do a good job. Don’t worry!

B: Ah...that's...hey!

C: Ah! Why doesn’t this TV have an antenna?

A: It’s broken!

B: It’s broken!

C: It’s broken!

A: It's broken... That's not a TV... It's not... It's a TV... It's a TV that's not broken...

B: It's not broken!

C: Then why is the TV so messy?

B: The black glass is made of brown glass.

C: Brown glass, my eyesight is not good to begin with. If I buy a TV set with brown glass, what will I watch after I get there?

A: Don’t worry, the TV is made of brown glass, but the picture is clear.

B: Yes! The image is clear.

C: Really? Then open it and let me see it. Do I want to see it? Show it to me!

A: You will know when you open it. The brown glass is much clearer than the ordinary image.

C: Really?

A: Really!

B: Now for the noon news...

A: You can see the picture, right?

B: According to Shandong TV station...

C: Why does this person look so familiar?

A: This person...this person, that person, this person looks familiar. Isn't this person Song Shixiong?

B: The score on the court now is...

C: Why did Song Shixiong change?

A: Without antennas, people would be deformed.

C: Village chief? ! snort!

A: Let me tell you the truth. I don’t have anything at home. Just because I was lazy in the past, will I change my career in the future?

C: Then you change it, and I’ll come back.

A: I’ll give it to you.

B: Come back! Just leave like this?

C: How to go?

B: The performance is over, the curtain call hasn’t ended yet!