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Poké mon VS sail

When I saw my brother and sister playing with that thing, I just shuddered.

Sail, it should be completely closed down! What if the domestic support rate is high? You are capable of going abroad.

Pocket has fans in Japan, the United States, South Korea, Europe and China.

Sal, can you go abroad?

Pocket is a classic of 14 years, with a global income of over $20 billion.

Sal, can you do it?

Pocket is really a "creature called Pokemon", but it tells people how to protect nature and life in nature in a simple biological form.

Thayer, what do you mean by "energy crisis"?

Pocket this year 13 theatrical edition. According to incomplete statistics, their previous 1 1 theatrical editions all earned 50 billion yen.

Sal, can you do it?

Although the number of elves is small (493 in the fourth generation), the cultural connotation and significance they represent are not just appearances.

Sal, although you have so many elves in a month, what can they represent? What can they represent from their shapes and names?

On the webpage, NDS in the pocket can access the WIFI network and play with players all over the world.

Sal, can you do it?

On upgrading, the experience of Pocket at least 1000000 is a long way to go, and there are infinite elements after customs clearance.

Sal, N 100 can be printed in four hours. Is it interesting?

Interface, Pocket Park in Pocket WII, is a brand-new 3D, which is created on a small cassette with a capacity of only 5 12MB. Do you think it is easy?

Searle, who uses the high technology of this computer to do 3D, can now play any computer game.

Some people say that pockets are childish, right?

Pocket Theater 5 and Theater 8 move every audience with friendship and affection.

That ego, just to capture the elves, is it meaningful?

On plagiarism? You could say that.

For example, the little fire monkey, the protagonist of DP, and the little fire monkey of Sally have all upgraded their skills, and even the number of LV evolutions is exactly the same as that in their pockets. DP was in 2006 and Sayre was in 2009. Isn't it plagiarism or something? Look at the shape of that Selma fire monkey. What does it look like? Then I can ask, unlike monkeys, why are they called little fire monkeys?

A few days ago, in the original elf contest, a group of people copied the works of pockets, numbers, tutors, woody sakura and even colleagues on various pocket forums. For example, anil, Uncle Universe G, even my original task was copied! What does this mean? It only means that these children have been poisoned by plagiarism.

Maybe playing with pockets will be called unpatriotic.

Then I want to ask a rhetorical question.

Is it meaningful for us to play with plagiarism?

We played with pirated things and were laughed at by foreigners. Is this patriotism?

Don't use our motherland as a shield, exclude foreigners and copy at will.

Only others can respect us.

Why can't you respect others?

No wonder some people call China a fake country when a new popular thing comes out.

China will make a copy for you immediately.

Nintendo is a game manufacturer with many years of history in Japan.

Others have many branches in North America and Korea (Japan is the headquarters).

Even little green men Link in the legend of zelda is the big brother of 1986.

I don't know when his predecessor Mario was.

Now people all over the world know about pockets.

Pocket is not only a game, but also a culture.

Sal, not only a pet, but also copied pockets at first. If you go abroad, it will only bring shame to your motherland.

Maybe children who play self don't know.

This pocket carries the childhood memories of its founder, Uncle Laotian.

Fairy ball is the hottest capsule toy this year.

The PM of insects, birds and beasts is the memory of Uncle Laotian's insect-catching teenager.

The eternal 10-year-old protagonist is the era when Uncle Laotian dreamed of flying.

From a simple GB black-and-white machine to a full 3D WII and NDS, pocket books have been written for 14 years.

Can you feel it, playing with Thayer?

At first, it was all the same. Ask a doctor for a grass/fire/water pet and five balls.

This is Pocket 1996, starting on February 27th.

Do you have a conscience about this, sal?

Speaking of missions, pocket mazes and rangers, yes, there are many more.

Speaking of mining, DP's underground world is full of treasures.

When it comes to integration, it is copying the combinatorial evolution of Digital Baby 2.

Speaking of elves, pockets are designed after reference, and every pet has its own meaning.

Speaking of fighting, the Tutu dog of 1J can fight against the creator of 100J at will.

When it comes to home improvement, the secret base does whatever it wants.

Speaking of popularity, there is a girl in Britain who is 2 1 year old, and her pocket exceeds 10000 (I can't remember the exact number).

Others have applied for Guinness World Records.

Speaking of ability, the two attacking races of the Moon Elves have shrunk to 65, and they can spray blood on each other's teams.

Speaking of money, a card with 4800 yen in your pocket (I don't know RMB) can let you play for more than two years.

Speaking of the surrounding areas, when the movie comes out, there are dolls, models and clothes flying all over the sky.

. . . . . .

These players, Thayer, do you think Thayer can do it?

Original elf contest

Copy Pocket Copy Digital Copy Tutor Copy Variety Woody Sakura Copy PVZ (Plants vs Zombies)

Copy the official original picture and say that you are original.

Do you think this is a good idea?

I support closing Thayer, because plagiarism is shameless!

The people downstairs insist on saying so, so I'll talk about it!

Ability and other data comparison

Pocket VS sail

HP (physical strength)

Attack/attack

Defense ≌ defense

Special attack

Special defense. Special defense.

Speed/speed

PP (skill value) ≌PP (skill value)

Racial value ≌ racial value

Effort value ≌ effort value

Personal value ≌ Personal value

Features/characteristics

individuality

Note: "≒" is a mathematical congruence symbol, and ""is similar.

▲ The above antimony is seriously copied from the pocket.

Description: First of all, as far as six basic abilities are concerned, most RPG games have these abilities, but Pocket is different from other RPGs in attack and special defense. Generally, RPG specializes in special defense and magic defense called magic attack. Is it a coincidence that Antimony's ability to follow completely even has the same name?

PP is the number of skill points and the number of times a skill can be used. The upper limit of PP value of different skills is also different. It can be restored in the wizard center. Can increase the usage of PP, the maximum can only be increased to 160% (from Baidu Encyclopedia "PP", which has been confirmed as pocket original). Is it a coincidence that antimony also has PP settings?

Race value is the ability value of each elf in the pocket because of different races. The racial values of the same kind of pets are equal, but the racial values of pets of different races are different. Racial values include HP, attack, defense, specialization, dedication and speed (extracted from Baidu Encyclopedia "Racial Values" and confirmed as pocket original). Is it a coincidence that antimony has the same racial values?

The effort value is the hidden attribute of the pocket, which indicates the effort of the wizard. The hard work value is not fixed like the racial value and personal value. It is changed by nurture. Like personal value and racial value, it is divided into six items. Its value range is 0-5 10, but the effort value of 1 point does not represent the capacity of 100, and the effort value of 4 points is 1 0 point. The effort value of 5 10 can't be completely added to an ability, because the maximum value of personal ability effort value is 255, that is to say, at the level of 100, you can get 63 points of ability (from Baidu Encyclopedia "Effort Value", which is confirmed as pocket original). Is it a coincidence that antimony also has the setting of kung fu value, and the way is exactly the same as that of pocket?

Individual value is also a hidden attribute of pocket, which represents the original ability of wizard. A single value is randomly generated by the system and will not change with any changes in the wizard. The individual value of the wizard is also 6 items, and the value of each item is any integer between 0 and 3 1 (extracted from Baidu Encyclopedia "Individual Value" and confirmed as pocket original). Antimony also has a set of individual values, and the pattern is exactly the same as the pocket. Is it a coincidence?

One ***25 kinds of personality are randomly assigned to each elf, which has a great influence on the six abilities of the elf. It is a new element of three generations of gem editions. Sber's personality and pocket are exactly the same, even if they haven't changed at all. Is this a coincidence?

Attach a personality sheet.

Characteristics are unique attributes possessed by each elf, which can have an impact on battles and games. However, Searle's characteristics are not the same as pockets. There are only four M's, but we know that the original pocket has no characteristics, and it was added by three generations of gem editions. Antimony just came out, you are awesome!

Through the above analysis, we find that Antimony's ability to copy pockets is very serious and shameless. Baidu said that any noun is either pocket or antimony, which caused serious psychological harm to our fans of rice pocket.

Attribute comparison, special status

attribute

Pokemon: water system, fire system, grass system, flight system, electricity system, earth system, steel system, ice system, super power system, ordinary system, combat system, evil system, dragon system, poison system, insect system, ghost system, rock system * *17.

Antimer: water system, fire system, grass system, flight system, electricity system, earth system, machinery system, ice system, super power system, common system, battle system, shadow system, dragon system, holy spirit system, light system, mysterious system *** 16 species.

Special state

All patients had sleep, paralysis and burns, and antimony was not frozen.

▲ The above antimony is seriously copied from the pocket.

Description: Compare pocket and antimony.

Water system ≌ Water system

Fire fighting system ≌ Fire fighting system

Grass system ≌ grass system

Flight system ≌ Flight system

Electrical system ≌ Electrical system

Grounding system ≌ grounding system

Steel system ≌ mechanical system

Ice system ≌ Ice system

Superpowers ≌ Superpowers

Normal type

Fighting Department ≌ Fighting Department

Evil system ≌ shadow system

Dragon system ≌ Dragon system

A ghost/mystery/poison/mystery

Insect systems and rock systems have not been replicated.

The attributes are almost the same (that is to say, the inside of the pocket itself is set strangely, so don't say anything incompatible)

Pocket VS antimony

Hawk grass ice steel = Hawk grass ice machinery

Agropyron fly = Agropyron fly

Ground electrostatic mechanical fire rock (antimony has no rock property) = ground electrostatic mechanical fire.

Flying grass fighting = flying grass fighting

Super ability to fight poison (antimony is nontoxic) = the mystery of super ability to fight poison.

Evil power = shadow power

……

The strange thing about attribute similarity in pocket is that, just like Dick Steel, Flying Warrior, Evil Warrior … Taomi understands the true meaning of attribute similarity in pocket? Is this a coincidence?

Plagiarism index ★★★★★★★

● Others

A dark battlefield/tower

Tower of Judgment/Tower of Courage/Battle Pyramid (Emerald)

Description: The birth of the battle tower and the information of the second generation of gold, silver and crystal are used to exercise the player's tactical strategy. The Battle Pyramid is one of the seven facilities in the Emerald Theater. Players grope their way through the pyramids, fighting NPC and wild monsters. Sber's three facilities are similar to these two facilities.

Plagiarism index ★★

Elf plagiarism:

Bala Turtle (Back to Uruguay)-Arrow Turtle

Tooth fish-tooth fish

Shuicaowa-Niuwajun

Small crucian carp-smelly fish

Brubu Wooper

Crystal duck-steel emperor penguin

Hot mouse-hot mouse (practice name hasn't changed? )

Kaluga bat

Lisa Bubu-Magic Flower Fairy

Magic flame orangutan-fire monkey

The most similar is this pair: Ullip-Miriam (95% similarity, don't believe me).

Now I can convince everyone. I played all night.