Joke Collection Website - News headlines - Yesterday, I bought cigarettes. I bought a pack of 20, gave my boss 50 and gave me 40. I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. I didn't go far. The boss called me:
Yesterday, I bought cigarettes. I bought a pack of 20, gave my boss 50 and gave me 40. I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. I didn't go far. The boss called me:
Yesterday, I bought cigarettes. I bought a pack of 20, gave my boss 50 and gave me 40. I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. I didn't go far. The boss called me: you didn't take your cigarette! I shed tears and took out ten dollars to my boss: You give me ten dollars more change. The boss also left moving tears: Young man, bring me the cigarette and I'll change it for you. Smoking the cigarette that my boss changed for me, the pure taste touched me again: boss, bring me that 50-dollar one just now and I'll change it for you! The boss received 50 years old and was moved again: Young man, give me the change you just gave me, and I will change it for you. After taking over the old board and changing the money, I was moved again. I took a chicken out of my pocket: boss, I'll give it back to you. With tears in his eyes, the boss shivered and took out his wallet: Here's your wallet, buddy. At this time, I can't hold on any longer. I knelt on the ground and hugged my boss's thigh and cried, brother, go to room 304 of the hotel next door and take your daughter home from primary school! When the boss heard this, he was shocked, sighed and turned to the store and shouted: Red apricot, stop hiding, come out and go back with your husband! I was surprised to see the woman come out of the shop and gently shook her head and said, "Brother, you can take this medicine." After receiving the penicillin I handed him, the boss looked down in shame and said, "Forget it, I don't need this medicine either." I am HIV-positive, so I am sorry! " . "My heart suddenly cooled to freezing point, but the sincerity of the boss made it warmer than ever. I said, "Brother, I almost did something that I will regret for the rest of my life! "To tell the truth, that ointment is not penicillin, but dichlorvos!" The boss pondered for a moment, but the tears in his eyes were still wet. He closed his eyes and sighed, "Boy, actually I'm not sick at all. Your honesty is really touching. Damn me! " I was overjoyed and rubbed my sour nose and said, "boss, don't do this, I should die!" " Actually, your daughter is not next door. I lied to you! "The boss waved and said," young man, that's ok, that's ok, take a closer look. This is not your old woman at all, and your wife's name is not almond! " "I suddenly realized that a warm current was winding around my heart:" Haha, brother, actually there is nothing in my wallet. I just picked it up by the roadside. " I took out my wallet and waved it in front of him. The boss said, "young man, that chicken is just a model." Look at it. " He took out his chicken, and the indicator was just a piece of colored paper. We looked at each other, moved by each other, and sobbed softly. I said with a thick nasal voice, "Brother, in fact, the fifty dollars I gave you later are also fake!" " The boss shook his head slightly, and a drop of crystal tears fell to the ground: "Young man, your change is actually ... alas, bring it here and I'll change it for you." Tears welled up in my eyes. On the blurred retina, he bent down slightly and turned carefully in the cash box. I finally couldn't help it and said, "Brother, actually I can't smoke at all! I just want to use fake money! " My brother patted me on the shoulder and whispered, "To tell you the truth, young man, this is not my shop either. .
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