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Running in the middle of the night, running to eat supper, a total of 60 humorous articles.

Run in the middle of the night and then eat supper (I) 1. After a month's certification, I am a person who can gain weight only by eating midnight snack. Eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.

2. Have a good relationship and eat hemp; Deep feelings, really hot.

In summer, I will eat crayfish. Leave me alone. I only have it in my heart.

4. Where do you think the fresh shrimp will drool?

I really hate this kind of person who likes to drink and eat midnight snack, and finally know the reason why I can't find a boyfriend.

6. I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab cakes, fruits and instant noodles at this time of day.

7. Love Australian lobster, and love crayfish more-Amy's father crayfish.

8. Spicy crayfish, spicy and spicy.

9. If you love him, give her crayfish!

10. I like crayfish very much I feel that crayfish is really delicious.

1 1. How can there be such a person? At 8 o'clock, he said that he would have a snack. 1 1 finally someone bought it and said they wouldn't eat it.

12. It's raining. I only wear sweaters and go out to eat snacks. I'm crazy.

13. What should I do if I get disposable gloves? Of course I eat crayfish ~ ~

14. My brother and sister-in-law are taking me to eat lobster! Happy to jump three feet high, there is nothing a lobster can't solve.

15. At last, I earned dozens of dollars and ate my own midnight snack.

16. I thought I was allergic to crayfish. When I was Xiang Mei's second day: Shame!

17. They are wearing armor, and their blue transparent heads are inlaid with two small beige eyes.

18. Last night's barbecue, lamb feet and fried snails were eaten at this point every night.

19. My favorite thing is not to eat lobster together, but to be with the people I love.

20. Eat supper alone, just look at your mobile phone and think about those who have eaten supper together and slept together. This feeling is probably the impermanence of life.

Run in the middle of the night and then eat supper (2)1. As long as crayfish are still there, the world will not go bad.

22. Lu Chuan, lobster, beer, ice cream, watermelon, hot pot, concert, sea, travel, skills that summer has to learn, this is the meaning of summer!

23. I like lobster so much that I should be the lobster queen in my last life.

24. I really want to eat crayfish! So hungry! Want to go home, what's wrong with girls now? I'm willing to queue up for it where my boyfriend goes.

25. My gums are finally healed! I want to eat roast duck with sauce at midnight snack, probably by folding it again.

26. Do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a person who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !

27. I just had a small barbecue and didn't eat supper, so I got sick all over.

28. Everyone began to eat crayfish this season, and they miss the braised prawns in Hechuan.

29. Delicious garlic crayfish can make you feel the breath of summer in one bite!

30. toss and turn. Arrive. Excited. I can't open my eyes. Hold on. Have dinner. Looking forward to tomorrow.

3 1. Lobsters swim around in the water, waving pliers of different sizes, and everyone plays together.

It is not easy for more people to live a simple life, but it is very simple to live a complicated life.

33. A few glasses of cold beer, a few tempting dishes, a few pounds of crayfish, two or three friends, and chatting and drinking at will, wouldn't it be beautiful?

34. Who eats midnight snack in the morning and says that the earth is unreliable, who laughs like coke noodles when watching horror movies.

35. Spicy crayfish, a happy life with a taste of "ten".

I won't give up gaining weight.

37. I didn't have feelings for crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is an expression of love for summer.

38. The child asked me to eat. The rice was hot and the fish was delicious.

39. Dad, Amy, enjoy the shrimp.

40. I fainted when I went home to eat lobster. . .

Run in the middle of the night and then eat supper (Part III) 4 1. You don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness?

42. Eating lobster three times in meditation won't make you fat. Eating lobster won't make you fat.

43. Those who go out for supper call me, those who go shopping for leisure call me, those who visit supermarket parks call me, those who watch movies call me, and those who drink milk tea call me.

44. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. I want to see if I can gain weight after eating midnight snack.

45. I feel lonely because of winter.

46. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

47. Eat delicious lobster and find dad Amy.

48. Crayfish, of course delicious, Dad Amy!

49. I don't know about kung pao chicken Indonesian fried rice. You can ask me about crayfish.

50. I went home after a midnight snack. After a while, several street lamps broke down.

5 1. Back to a lonely day, no one will accompany me to eat crayfish in the middle of the night.

52. You say you want to lose weight and eat supper every day. It's strange not to be fat.

53. Guilt will decrease.

54. Eating dinner, eating bread and butter and muttering about losing weight.

55. The memory of youthful shrimp is in the taste of Amy's father.

56. I always believe that cheese is power.

57. It's almost the season to eat crayfish. I can only drool at last year's picture. When will you leave me and become independent?

58. What food markets are there for barbecue?

59. Natural spicy, natural taste, taste spicy crayfish and enjoy the gift of nature.

60. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

Who can refuse to eat midnight snack?

Who can refuse to eat midnight snack? Humorous copy (1) 1. The sunshine is warm and the starry sky is beautiful, ending in a midnight snack.

It's time to eat lobster again, and my mouth is watering.

I was happy when I ate, but I regretted it after eating.

4. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!

5. Every gesture is memorable. Even with a polished table, I don't seem to want to leave perfume.

6. Eat less and don't make me fat.

7. In this season, drinking beer, eating mutton skewers and eating crayfish have become delicious on the tongue of neighbors. Especially crayfish, people can't stop, and the more they eat, the more enjoyable they are.

8. Amy's father crayfish: The quality of crayfish is natural, and Amy's father is telling the truth.

9. Look at that string, isn't it delicious?

10. Give youth a release!

1 1. No wonder you can't lose weight.

12. Eating lobster three times in meditation won't make you fat.

13. Call me when you go out for dinner, call me when you go shopping for leisure, call me when you visit the supermarket park, call me when you see a movie, and call me when you have milk tea.

14. My two crayfish look particularly cute.

15. Amy, dad, shrimp!

16. The nth crayfish feast this summer.

17. Late at night, I went to eat mutton kebabs alone.

Who can refuse to eat midnight snack? Humorous Copy (Chapter II) 18. Walk a hundred paces after a meal, and have a good appetite at midnight.

19. I really saw him eating crayfish early in the morning. I am too greedy. I really want to eat his dinner.

20. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.

2 1. Breakfast is no small matter.

22. Poison late at night and share food with you.

23. If you love him, give her crayfish!

24. A few glasses of cold beer, a few tempting dishes, a few pounds of crayfish, two or three friends, chatting and drinking at will, wouldn't it be beautiful?

25. If you can't find a summer job, why don't you set up a snack stall and yell at the barbecue stall opposite? ...

26. After soaking in the hot spring, you should go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks, and fly around on the way to gain weight forever.

27. The time difference is completely reversed. I eat when I get up, go out after dinner, go home after midnight and have supper with me. Maybe I'm still young. It's nice to have someone around me.

28. Delicious garlic crayfish can make you feel the breath of summer in one bite!

29. buy a bone in the east gate, sour orange?

30. I just had a small barbecue, but I got sick all over without supper.

3 1. It's time to eat lobster.

32. The quality of crayfish is boundless, and Amy, the daddy, loves to navigate.

33. Eat midnight snack early to avoid gaining weight.

34. I actually ate supper, or two egg tarts, breaking the record of not eating supper for so long. I feel guilty.

Who can refuse to eat midnight snack? Humorous copy (article 3) 35. Eating crayfish was refreshing for a while and it has always been refreshing. Now my hands feel numb and spicy, and I want to chop them off.

36. I seem to have gained weight. . . . And acne. No more supper. Good night

At this time, I can only ask my son to come out for dinner.

38. Has anyone lent me 50 yuan money for dinner?

39. Have a good impression and eat hemp; Deep feelings, really hot.

40. Guilt will decrease.

4 1. Facts have proved that eating midnight snack will not gain weight, but will only increase your stomach!

42. I dreamed of falling flowers in the idle pool last night and wanted to eat crayfish tonight.

43. Working overtime late at night is just to give yourself a reason to eat midnight snack.

44. Every time I have a midnight snack, I always say:

45. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

46. Work hard and eat hard.

47. overtime dog takeaway: crayfish is not far from point e, and overtime dogs lead the way.

48. Fresh crucian carp silver celery soup.

49. Don't ask me what I want at night, except for a snack.

50. It turns out that if you want to gain weight, you need to eat midnight snack.

Going out for supper with my little sister in the middle of the night, a collection of double happiness (60 articles)

Go out for supper with my little sister in the middle of the night (I) 1. The youthful shrimp is remembered in the smell of Amy's father.

2. I didn't have feelings for crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is an expression of love in summer.

3. A ball game, a little supper barbecue ~

4. Spicy crayfish will get angry and worry about flowers.

Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.

6. The lobster looks mighty, and its long beard and huge pliers make the enemy frightened.

7. The happiest thing I can think of is to eat spicy crayfish with you.

8. I like lobster so much that I should be the lobster queen in my last life.

9. Spicy lobster is enough to thank customers and is booming every year.

10. Fresh crucian carp, silver ribbon, celery and green soup.

1 1. Spicy lobster melts in the mouth and is delicious.

12. A spicy crayfish, fine and delicious for everyone.

13. The weather is warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air.

14. It's time to eat crayfish again. I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~

15. New delicious food, new life and new choices.

16. Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, if you love me, take me to eat crayfish.

17. You ordered Nong's house to take it to June and take off your coat.

18. I talk about losing weight. I have dinner every day. It's strange that I'm not fat.

19. I am hungry and sleepy, and I want to eat crayfish. Why do I want to go to Beijing to eat crayfish?

20. It's almost the season to eat crayfish. I can only drool at last year's picture. When will you leave me and become independent?

Go out for dinner with my little sister in the middle of the night (2)1. On a summer night, we are all a family.

22. Make an appointment with your boyfriend for the last midnight snack. The new barbecue restaurant tastes bad.

23. Look at me. Weibo is particularly sad and melodramatic for a second. Maybe the next second I will eat lobster and drink beer with my friends.

24. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!

25. I am so hungry that I want to eat noodles with noodles, fish meal and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early, get up at five o'clock tomorrow and turn midnight snack into breakfast.

Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense.

27. Then I made this cheese durian whole wheat bag, and I was really happy to eat midnight snack.

28. I am glad to have the opportunity to have a rest, drink and chat.

29. Crayfish, delicious, I hope you and I both like it!

30. I made pig's trotters with sauce at home, and I didn't feel anything in my room. As soon as I left the room, there was a strong smell of sauce and stew, which forced me to eat supper at midnight.

3 1. The correct way to open in summer. Crayfish maniac

32. I really want to eat crayfish! So hungry! Want to go home, what's wrong with girls now? I'm willing to queue up for it where my boyfriend goes.

33. Let's start from happiness and eat the same spicy crayfish.

34. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars and ate my own midnight snack.

Recently, I was praised for staying up late drinking and eating midnight snack. Is it because I eat and drink more and have better nutrition?

36. Travel must-have midnight snack barbecue, full of meaning! Everyone is delicious!

37. If I eat midnight snack again, I will be a pig. I can't sleep now, I will get fat if I eat too much, and I will get acne if I stay up late. I'm getting ugly!

38. After so many days off, I eat midnight snack at this time every day and continue to gain weight.

39. The nth crayfish dinner this summer.

When I heard the door open, I knew it was our barbecue. Someone went downstairs to buy dinner. That's so cool.

Go out for supper with my little sister in the middle of the night (Chapter 3) 4 1. Dad Amy, Art, you go home and eat shrimp.

42. It's time to eat lobster again. My mouth is watering.

43. Did Yaya have a midnight snack today? Eat at once [Laugh till you cry] The waiter said that eating beef will only make you stronger and fatter. .

44. Other people's summer air conditioning WiFi and mobile phones, my summer beer barbecue crayfish.

45. If you love him, give her crayfish!

46. If you dare to eat crayfish, you must bravely face the weight of the next day.

47. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

48. I have always believed that cheese is power.

49. Spicy crayfish, which can't stop being spicy.

50. I think … you will spend my old age with me. Without you, I won't eat supper. Without you, I will take care of myself.

5 1. Work hard and eat hard.

52. Facts have proved that eating midnight snack will not gain weight, but will only increase your stomach!

53. I have wine tonight. Do you have crayfish? If so, remember to pack it back.

54. Everyone is eating crayfish this season, and they miss the braised prawns in Hechuan.

55. Spicy lobster, spicy feeling, spicy lobster, please try it.

56. Who invented midnight snack to keep me awake without eating?

57. It's the season to eat crayfish again. I miss this delicious food and the people who have eaten crayfish with me several times.

58. Those who go out for supper call me, those who go shopping for leisure call me, those who visit supermarket parks call me, those who watch movies call me, and those who drink milk tea call me.

59. I went out for a midnight snack last night, and this sprite really poured.

60. Reward yourself for working overtime every day-daddy Amy crayfish.

I wanted to eat hot pot in the middle of the night, so I went to eat the sentence of making friends.

I wanted to eat hot pot in the middle of the night, so I went to eat the sentence of making friends (the first sentence) 1. My stomach is full of poems and books, and my stomach is full of hot pot spirit.

2. eat hot pot! The happiest thing is to eat hot pot with my family! Fat is fat! Happiness is the most important thing!

3. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, eat enough and wear warm clothes; Choose to eat hot pot in summer and eat a tune; Learn to change, just like tigers don't eat pigs here.

4. Haidilao tonight.

I am so happy as soon as the hot pot is opened.

6. I like eating hot pot, and I like you better.

7. You are sunny in the south, and I am cold and snowy in the north; If I can catch a cold in time, I will put on those thick autumn trousers, stretch my waist and eat a hot pot.

8. In the water, every tender heart is cooked and tender. A thousand words, into a pot, unspeakable, needless to say.

9. The world is not worth it, but me and the hot pot are.

10. On snowy days, you should stay at home, eat hot pot, look at the snow outside the window and sleep in bed.

1 1. Have a hot pot at noon, let yourself enjoy the delicious food brought by hot pot and bring a relaxed feeling to work!

12. This weather is suitable for hiding in the quilt or staying at home! Make a pot of hot tea, bake a small fire and slap the kitten.

13. Sleep during the day, walk around Jiao Da at five o'clock in the afternoon and drive to Henan Polytechnic for two minutes. It is suitable for eating hot pot in rainy days and will soon be full. The evening breeze in early autumn is very comfortable, so pack your things and get ready to go back.

14. Hot pot barbecue, a food that kills time and patience, can only be eaten with the people you love most.

15. Come in winter. I want to wrap my coat and eat hot pot. Snowflakes fall on my head. All my regrets stayed in this year.

16. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through fire and water.

17. There will be times when you don't want to eat. When it's cold, I want to eat hot pot rice noodles and mala Tang to warm myself up. When it is hot, I just want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and I have an amazing appetite.

18. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, and have no worries about food and clothing; Choose to eat hot pot in summer and eat a tune; In summer, I choose to go to Thailand to eat hot pot, and I eat passionately.

19. I finally enjoyed the delicious food I missed day and night, and I was really happy to have a hot pot fish!

20. When you are upset, the secret of staying happy is to eat hot pot.

I wanted to eat hot pot in the middle of the night, so I went to eat the sentence of making friends circle (chapter 2) 2 1. Hot pot snorted and my heart thumped.

22. The best experience in my life is that I got on a poetic train in a spring, read Ye Saining's poems and Borges' poems, and ate hot pot with her in winter, but all these wonderful experiences have passed away.

Eating hot pot makes me happy, and I am twice as happy today.

24. eat hot pot. Look at your weight.

25. I want to eat hot pot in winter, hot pot in summer, hot pot in cold weather and hot pot in the evening!

26. What is old? The hot pot is still rolling, the coke is still bubbling, and you are still by my side.

Rainy days are suitable for doing many things, such as drinking, playing mahjong, missing, watching movies, eating hot pot, sleeping and walking in the rain with an umbrella. ...

28. There are hot hot pots all around, which are warm and harmonious. The only son I miss is gone! It's almost winter vacation!

29. Authentic Chongqing hot pot, full of spicy taste. To eat hot pot, simmer pot, rinse spicy soup and add delicious sauce.

30. I had hot pot with my mother last night, and I ate a spicy three-fresh pot. As a result, I still have diarrhea this morning. I don't know whether the spicy pot is too spicy or my level of eating spicy food is not good at all.

3 1. The first snow I saw this winter was eating hot pot with someone I like.

I can't sleep. I'm hungry and want to eat hot pot!

It is strange that someone fishes at the bottom of the sea, but no one fishes for me.

34. Eat hot pot on snowy days and have an eleven-day holiday on Thanksgiving Day.

35. Eating hot pot is a must for Sichuanese! It is really a happy thing for a family to eat hot pot around it in winter.

The secret of my happiness is to eat hot pot.

37. High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods. After working for two hours, Master Chen decided to eat hot pot.

38. This weather is suitable for staying with people you like, eating hot pot, drinking hot milk tea, hugging, listening to the sunset and smoking afterwards.

39. It's cold, and you have to eat hot pot to keep warm. I suggest everyone shout extra spicy, medium spicy is like eating hair blood.

40. The secret of staying happy is to eat hot pot.

I wanted to eat hot pot in the middle of the night, so I went to eat the sentence "Make friends circle (article 3) 4 1". It began to rain and snow last night, and now the hail is getting bigger and bigger! Winter is really coming! It's time to eat hot pot and ice cream indoors.

42. You can never wake a person lying in bed, but hot pot can.

43. Winter is suitable for watching snow, falling in love, eating hot pot and sighing. There is no snow in the south, and my stomach can't taste hot pot. It seems that I can only sigh, sighing that good luck will slip away, or read a book and watch a play.

44. I am in a bad mood. I need at least a new bag, a pair of new shoes, a new shirt, a seafood hotpot, a chocolate cone and an enemy accident to make me feel better.

45. The highest level of eating goods: seeing is eating!

46. It's cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone!

47. It's cold, so it's suitable for eating hot pot. If it's not safe outside and you don't want to go out, eat at home!

48. Eat hot pot and be generous!

49. I have been scalding for three minutes, but I always insist on eating hot pot.

There is no other reason for people to fall in love, mainly because it is cold and no one can eat hot pot together.

5 1. This season is very suitable for eating hot pot. Looking at the steaming hot pot, I feel that in the cold winter, life has become hot and there is hope. The cold heart is instantly warmed.

52. Every time I eat hot pot, I know that I have diarrhea. Immortality is one of my …

In the weather of 53.40 degrees, we went out to eat hot pot with a mother with a second child. We are not afraid of being angry, not at all, not afraid …

54. I want to eat Regan Noodles hot pot in the evening. That super spicy hotpot. It's very cold. Come out for hot pot.

I don't feel lonely eating hot pot, watching movies and shopping alone. Only when you go to the hospital when you are sick, it is the loneliest to register alone and wait for the test results.

56. Big underpants eat hot pot and sing love songs at the top of their lungs.

57. Winter is coming. Go to the movies and eat hot pot with people you like.

58. What kind of fairy food is hot pot?

59. It's delicious! It's been snowing outside since I got up this morning. I ate a hot pot with heavy snow at noon! Today's spicy pot and Sam sun pot are so happy!

60. The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.