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I designed a decoration business card but I don’t know how to write the decoration slogan. Can you help me think about it?

1. Just install your own repairs and let others live in rough houses!

2. If you buy a house without decorating it, you will have a lunch break at the crematorium.

3. If you don’t come to me for decoration, your home will be on fire. Try every means to build a beautiful home, and work hard to build a century-old legacy.