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Simple love story (70 selected sentences)
? 1. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
? 2. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"
? Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~
? 4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"
? I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.
? I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
? 7. I was going to wander the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.
? Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
? I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.
? 10. Give you some information about the types of ducks, such as ducks, yellow ducks and flat-billed ducks. I think you have lost the ducks.
? 1 1. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.
? 12. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.
? 13. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.
? 14. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.
? 15. Do you know why I caught a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.
? 16. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square. Why else are you so straight?
? 17. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.
? 18. It's so annoying. As far as I know, there are three people who like you. who is it? Me, me, me.
? 19. Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking.
? 20. Are you a carbonated drink? Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?
? 2 1. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.
? 22. I'm such a fool. I can do nothing but love you.
? 23. You should love sugar, otherwise why is it so sweet?
? 24. I think you look like my relative and my mother's daughter-in-law.
? 25. Give you a popular science about the kinds of berries, strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, and the berries you missed me.
? 26. There is a big temperature difference between day and night here, and I am super sweet.
? 27. Are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?
? 28. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I am not doing well.
? 29. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.
? 30. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free
? 3 1. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes ~
? Just because I like you, you can do whatever you want!
? 33. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.
? I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.
? 35. I want to ask you something. How can I touch your heart?
? I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.
? You must have cheated. Otherwise, how could you get full marks in my heart?
? 38. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. Can you take a look at it for me? Why isn't your phone number in it?
? 39. There is something on your face, my eyes.
? 40. I went to burn incense. Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.
? 4 1. I did nucleic acid today. Nothing I do can get your sorrow.
? 42. I went to eat noodles today What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.
? 43. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?
? 44. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog do you lick best?
? 45. Bao, I went to infusion, similar to copywriting.
? 46. I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?
? 47. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.
? 48. What classes shall I attend? I miss you all the time.
? 49. I want to take you to the amusement park. What park? You are my destiny takes a hand's love.
? 50. I went to eat the large intestine. I love you deeply.
? 5 1. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.
? 52. I went out. What door will keep us together forever?
? 53. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.
? 54. My name is Sicong, but I'm of no use to you.
? 55. I was vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? I love you every second.
? 56. I went to read. What book I read loves you beyond words.
? 57. I'm going to paint. What paint? I love you like glue.
? 58. I went to take a shower. What bath should I take? I love you before it's too late.
? 59. Have you slept? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.
? 60. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.
? 6 1. I went to buy a uniform. What uniform do you want to subdue?
? 62. I bought shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.
? 63. I'm drinking coffee. Coffee says I don't love you?
? 64. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?
? 65. I watch TV to get your attention.
? 66. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.
? 67. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.
? 68. I went to grow cotton What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.
? 69. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball is your dream?
? 70. I went fishing today. What fish did I catch? I love you until I die.
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