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What weird and funny advertising slogans have you heard?

Good advertising slogans can give people beautiful associations, are full of humor and are also weird.

For example, "What will happen to the world if human beings lose association?

Good medicinal materials are good.

Good air conditioners are made by Gree.

If you are afraid of getting angry, drink Wong Lao Ji.

The broadest thing in the world is the sea, the sky is higher and broader than the sky.

If there is no buying and selling, there will be no killing.

When I heard the sound of sesame paste being sold, I could no longer sit still. The strong fragrance and warmth of southern black sesame paste.

Diamonds last forever.

Give your computer a running core.

Good teeth. Your appetite will be good, your health will be great, and it will taste good when you eat it.”

The above advertisements are all excellent!

Advertising slogans full of imagination and beautiful language are no worse than Tang poetry and Song lyrics!

The slogan is contemporary Tang poetry and Song lyrics!

However, many advertising slogans are both embarrassing and very funny!

For example: If you can't give her a status, then give her a house.

(Mom worship) (Houses are for living in, not for having mistresses)

8848 imitation gold mobile phone, one mobile phone, two passwords, two spaces. Interfering separately, not storing each other, 8848 imitation gold mobile phone.

There are very few people who want to do bad things, and will anyone buy such an advertisement?

Try to cover up the obvious!

Also: It’s not always good for children to cough, which is mostly due to lung heat.

You are just selling cough medicine, but are you saying that other people’s children are useless?

Beware of thunder and lightning!

Also: Wear Peak and win the championship

Is there a positive correlation between whether your shoes have flying boots and winning the championship?

If you don’t win, I will return it.

Heng Yuanxiang, sheep, sheep, sheep...

This is extremely pure noise. If you have money, don't be so tyrannical!

If Melatonin improves your sleep, please like Melatonin once! If melatonin helps you relieve constipation, please like melatonin once! If Melatonin helps you look younger, please like Melatonin 10 times! If Melatonin doesn't work for you, please complain 100 times...

Mental retardation is not scary, but mental retardation is afraid of repeating it over and over again.

The environment will change a person. If you stay in a mentally retarded environment for a long time, you will also become mentally retarded.

There are also ads that make people crazy. If you listen to them too much, you will go crazy.

Fireworks are in the eye of the beholder, let them crackle, crackle...

Just sell a piece of chewing gum, what are you doing, be careful to teach bad children.

If the car wants to refuel, I want to drink Red Bull! Brother, am I a car? Am I a car...

From the advertisement, we found the basis! Many people in China lack common sense! Many advertisers treat the audience as mentally retarded and constantly create media garbage. Misleading yourself and harming others!

Regarding the current garbage classification in major cities, first of all, let’s take out this advertising slogan. It is most correct to give it a top spot. Of course, I also hope that everyone will pay attention to it, starting with me. What a great slogan, what a wonderful compliment.

The second position will give us the poached eggs we eat every morning. This is a folk creativity. It doesn’t matter if you don’t admire it!

The third position will be given to our mistress. You think you developers have come up with such a trick to sell apartments. This is scolding. The key is that their houses are selling quite well. , basically bought by the wives at home. They are afraid. With ads like yours, who would dare to buy a house here for a wife?

For the fourth advertising position, let’s give it to our Phoenix Legend. This ad is for this ad.

Actually, there are many more advertising slogans like this. I just listed a few casually. The most important one is the first one. I hope everyone will do a good job in classifying garbage. Starting from me, it is not only funny, but also meaningful. It can also respond to the country’s call and enhance the civilization of our Chinese nation.

What a feat!

Excellent advertising slogans can leave a deep impression on people about the product, and those weird and funny advertising slogans often make people laugh. In daily life, we often see some particularly funny advertising slogans. Now I will take stock of those funny and bizarre advertising slogans with my friends, hoping to make you smile.

Don’t look at me as ugly, but I am sweet in my heart.

Good poetry, good poetry, and the shop owner is so talented.

It turns out that I didn’t get into Harvard because my dad didn’t drive Harvard.

Why is this advertising slogan so familiar?

Brother, can I have a taste first?

Although it is a rudimentary skill, it is indeed an outstanding skill. ——Barber shop advertising slogan

I have a deep love for you. ——Internet cafe advertisement

To be honest, its reputation is “blown”. ——Fan Advertisement

Please turn your eyeballs several times after dropping it so that the potion can be spread all over the world. ——Eye drops advertisement

No fight, no acquaintance! ——Printer Advertisement

The eyes are the windows to the soul. To protect your soul, please install glass for your windows. ——Optical shop advertisement

Leisure wife and loving mother! —Washing Machine Advertisement

Every successful man must have two things: one to keep at home and one to serve him everywhere. ------Electric shaver commercial

The best ingredient for food is hunger. ——Canteen slogan?

The weight of a woman in a man’s heart is inversely proportional to the weight on the scale. ——Slimming drug advertisement?

Advertisements are becoming more and more interesting nowadays. Compared with ordinary advertisements, I think advertisements that can be remembered by people after watching them once must be successful. Good ones. Excellent advertising slogans can leave a deep impression on people about the product, and those weird and funny advertising slogans can often make passers-by stop and laugh. Let me share with you some of the weird ads I saw.

Shenbao tastes great, one bottle refreshes the mind, two bottles strengthens the body, three bottles never fatigue, four bottles make you immortal, oh yeah!

If reading is to be able to reason with others calmly, then what role does fitness have in helping you reason with others? Look at the following advertising slogan

There are also the following two advertising slogans. This is too direct, right? Not only is it direct enough, but it’s also presented so vividly, it’s not just weird, it’s simply weird!

This advertisement was done in a literary and artistic way! ! !

1: “I’m not afraid that my family won’t have RMB, but I’m afraid that my family won’t have good furniture!”

Tong Bai:

The immortal travels across the sky and makes thousands of families red

< p> Furniture and home decoration are carved into works of art

I am not afraid that my family will not have RMB

I am afraid that my family will not have good furniture

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Furniture and home decoration are carved into works of art

I am not afraid that my family will not have RMB

I am afraid that my family will not have good furniture

Did you have any questions after seeing this shocking advertisement? It feels crazy, and it’s a furniture advertisement recited by a child. The key is that I have no money