Cloned baiji dolphin

Recently, newspapers have published many articles about the endangered baiji, such as "Help me-the cry for help of baiji" and "Leave our friends forever" ... These titles are all distressing. As a cloning expert in the 22 nd century, I can't sit idly by. I am determined to save the poor baiji.

I collected some genes of baiji and put them into the "golden egg of yali pear" I invented. It can clone 50 baiji in three days. In order to make the baiji no longer endangered, I built an experimental building near the Yangtze River to clone baiji day and night. Finally, one day, the newspaper published an article about baiji: "There are 20 trillion baiji in China". Haha, I finally helped the baiji get out of the endangered predicament. At that moment, I was so excited that I thought I could make the baiji live in harmony with others again. To celebrate myself, I came to a five-star restaurant. However, the menu handed me by this restaurant made me feel at a loss.

Look, among these new dishes, the most striking ones are "Braised Finless Dolphin Meat", "Marinated Finless Dolphin", "Steamed Finless Dolphin", "Spicy Finless Dolphin Eye" and "Cold Finless Dolphin Tail" ... These dishes make me feel uncomfortable. I walked around the restaurant and found that almost every table had dishes about baiji. People tasted them with relish and kept admiring them. God, I cloned the baiji not to make it delicious, but to make it a permanent partner of mankind.

In order to make people all over China take action to protect the baiji and make friends with it, I published this opinion on my blog. But many netizens replied to me, "What are you afraid of? Anyway, there are still many. " "Cloning expert, when the number of baiji decreases, you will clone hundreds of millions more, so do it." "Now there are so many baiji, killing one or two is not too much, but also maintaining the ecological environment. I don't think you should be sad about it. " Oh, my god There were only a few dozen baiji, which increased to 20 trillion after cloning, and fell to hundreds of millions in less than a week. According to this calculation, the baiji dolphin will be extinct one day.

As I expected, in less than three months, the front page of all newspapers and periodicals was printed with the number one word: danger! There are only four baiji dolphins in China! I hope cloning experts will clone baiji immediately! This time, I will never clone the baiji with "Pear Golden Egg" again. I looked at the "golden pear egg" on the table and said silently, "I wanted to use you to clone the baiji for the benefit of mankind, but I didn't expect it to make mankind more dismissive of animals ..."