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What are the copybooks about the canteen rice king?

1. Sleeping king in class, dry rice king in canteen, off-campus express king, and a cup of milk tea king every day.

2, now that people are full and have nothing to do, they want to find someone. I am awesome, I can't eat enough at all!

3, dry rice people, dry rice soul, dry rice people have endless pots.

I often think that this damn bell delayed me from cooking another bowl of rice.

5. I can tolerate procrastination after class, and I can make the courier squeeze people, but you stole my rice and underestimated my rice, lightning wolf.

6, today's dry rice is not enough, and tomorrow's state is not stable enough.

7. Sorry, if you are talking about someone, I am not available. But if you're talking about dry food, I'll be right there.

8. Others walk hand in hand with their boyfriends at school, and I will eat rice when I get to school!

9. The first happiness in the world is dry food, and the second happiness will be done later.

10, good-looking people join the women's group, and we dry people generally join the US group.

1 1, dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

12, don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in.

13, the first happiness of beauty is dry rice, and the rest are icing on the cake.

14, the desert is lonely and straight, and the rice can't be late.

15, everyone who doesn't eat has joined the women's group. I can only join the US group as a cook.

16, dry rice people dry rice people, dry rice people have to use pots.

17, I was going to fall in love, but unfortunately I didn't tell you because I had to cook.

18, as long as you insist on cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook.