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Hang up and make sentences (about 30 sentences)

1. Hang red lanterns, cut delicate window grilles, watch happy pictures of the New Year, post festive Spring Festival couplets, wrap up a reunion in jiaozi, set off lively firecrackers and wish you a happy turn. Good luck in the Year of the Horse!

Second, the earth is warming up, the Spring Festival is approaching, and the bridges are flowing. Red lanterns are hung, smiling to welcome guests and welcoming wealth. With Chinese New Year red envelopes, girls are beautiful and boys are handsome. Worry and sorrow no longer come, and Fuxing and the god of wealth worship each other. Happy new year, congratulations on getting rich!

Third, hang festive lanterns, blow sweet suona, play joyful songs and dances, set off auspicious fireworks, smile is beautiful, and send out sincere wishes: good luck on New Year's Day and all the best!

Fourth, the glutinous rice balls are served, and good luck is rolling. You are happy again and again when you hang lanterns. When the lantern turns, everything follows. Fireworks are rising and good colors are coming. Blessings are sent up, and happiness is full. Happy Lantern Festival!

5. Set off firecrackers, hang red lanterns, enjoy the high tide, the full moon rises, eat sweet moon cakes, and send out real blessings: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, unlimited happiness!

6. Hang red lanterns, set off colorful fireworks, knock happy gongs and drums, dance happy steps and sing happy songs. National Day is coming, let's * * * wish the motherland brilliant tomorrow!

As for the cook, he was hanged, Joseph explained to them.

Eight, the sky outside the window is really blue, like an upside-down sea, blue and green, and white clouds are like big marshmallows. Slight acid?

I can help you with your hat, coat and armband.

Hang up?

Shake the carpet well and hang it for a few hours before laying it on the floor.

Some greedy children even hang up pillowcases or bags, hoping to get more gifts.

When Rembrandt's self-portrait was hung up again, champagne splashed and the camera flashed.

13. After welding, turn off the welding machine in time, and put the electrode holder on an insulating object or hang it, so as not to contact with components.

Fourteen, the owner then hung two coconut shells with a clothesline and made a big hole in the coconut shells in order to catch the "thief".

Chief Engineer: OK, has the B flag been raised?

16. I heard him talking to himself, and I heard the hanger shaking when he hung up his coat.

Seventeen, all units must first hang banners, hang up the blackboard newspaper, and broadcast.

Actively create a strong learning atmosphere.

18. Later, Huang Tian sent a load of old tofu that can be hung with a scale hook.

There are two baskets of words to make amends.

I asked my wife to give him another two feet of green tribute.

Let him go home and make a new pair of shoes for the Spring Festival.

Nineteen, when you don't leave your hometown, your hometown is like a beautiful picture. When we play in the painting, we can only see the sunset at the end of the day. When we left our hometown, it was a hanging picture. No matter how we walk in, there is always a thin layer of yarn …

Teacher: I have been your teacher for one year. I wonder if my classmates are satisfied with me? Student: You are our most popular teacher. We really want to hang your portrait and burn it when we have time.

2 1. joke: the dean said to a good patient: this time you saved a man who fell into the water, and your performance was very good. Unfortunately, he hanged himself again. The patient proudly said, I'll hang him to dry!

At the beginning of the new year, every household fell out. New clothes, new hats, new clothes and red lanterns are hung up. Firecrackers are ringing to celebrate the New Year. I wish the new year a new atmosphere and the troubles will be swept away!

23. On Children's Day, I will send you a pack of "Lucky Grass", wrapped with happiness, hung with happiness, sent to you with happiness, and let happiness surround you. Wish you all the best.

All towels are hung on the towel rack, sheets are spread on the bed, underwear is no longer stuffed in the drawer, and shirts and T-shirts must be hung up.

Twenty-five, if you don't need to use the whole system including the fixed panel, you can hang the drainage bag with braided rope and connect it to the patient connection line or EDM drainage device.

Twenty-six, the station is a mess, and thousands of people are talking. No one noticed the temporary red cloth slogan. This slogan was hung many times, and the words and paper were broken. One quotation song after another in the loudspeaker, lishixinzhi/949 1068 hung up and made sentences, and sang more panic. Acheng?

27. In these two places, those windows did not open the room to the outside, but framed and hung the world like a painting.

Twenty-eight, the broom head is made into a cartoon puppy.

A broom pole is like a dog chain around a dog's neck.

The dog leash is convenient for the owner to grasp, so that the broom can be hung in the air.

To save space.

Twenty-nine, Hu Gongzi is not satisfied

I was furious with the post office clerk who was in charge of reception.

Hang the post office clerk upside down.

Flogging and reprimanding.

Ancient people did not have condoms, nor did they have condoms.

How to use contraception? If the ancient emperor didn't want his concubine to get pregnant,

Will order eunuchs to hang women upside down.

Wash with saffron.