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Take a snail for a walk.

A man told a joke: God gave me a task to take a snail for a walk. I can't walk too fast, the snail has tried his best to climb, always moving a little bit at a time. I urged her, I bluffed her, I blamed her, and the snail looked at me with sorry eyes, as if to say, I have done my best! I pulled her, I pulled, and I even wanted to kick her. The snail was injured, and she was sweating and panting, and she climbed forward. It's strange, why did God ask me to take a snail for a walk? Jesus Christ! Why?

the sky is quiet. All right! Let go! Anyway, God doesn't care, what do I care? Let the snail crawl forward, and I will sulk in the back. Huh? I smell the flowers. There used to be a garden here. I feel the breeze blowing, and the wind at night is so gentle. Wait! I hear birds, I hear insects, and I see how bright the stars are all over the sky. Huh? Why didn't you have these experiences before? It suddenly occurred to me that I was mistaken! It turned out that God told the snail to take me for a walk.

have you found your snail? Go out for a walk once in a while!

When we stop, we want to appreciate life. In the European Alps, a slogan is hung on a beautiful avenue, which reads: Walk slowly, please pay attention to appreciation!

A Hollywood singer once said something very emotional. He said: when I was young, I climbed to the top of the mountain in a hurry, just like a horse running in a race, running hard with an eye patch, and I couldn't see anything except the white line at the end. My grandmother saw that I was so busy, and she said anxiously, Don't walk too fast, son, or you will miss the good scenery on the road!

I didn't listen to her at all, thinking: why should a person stop and waste time if he knows how to go?

I keep running. As the year goes by, I have status, fame and wealth, and a loving family. However, I am not as happy as others. I don't understand what I did wrong.

The singer continued: Once, a song and dance troupe performed outside the city, and I was the protagonist. When the performance was over, the audience applauded for a long time. This performance was very successful, and we were all very happy. But then someone handed me a telegram from my wife, because our fourth child was born. Suddenly, I feel very sad. I am not at home when every child is born, and my wife bears the hard work of raising children alone.