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There are many English people here.

Bill shankly:

"Some people think that football is a matter of life and death, and I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can assure you that this is much more important than that. "

"If Everton plays football at the end of the garden, I will close the curtains." Bill Shankly

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules but they don't know the game. Bill Shankly

4 "A lot of success in football is in the mind. You must believe that you are the best, and then make sure you are. When I was at Liverpool, we always said that we had the best two teams on Merseyside, Liverpool and Liverpool Reserve. " Bill Shankly

5 "If you are in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, just put it in the net and we will discuss the choice later." Bob Paisley

6 "Liverpool was born for me, and I was born for Liverpool." Bill Shankly

Roy evans 7 "Liverpool without European football is like a banquet without wine." Roy evans

Please note that I have had a bad time-one year we won the second place. Bob Paisley

9 "I hate talking about football. That's what I did, you know? " Robbie Fowler

10 "Sometimes I feel that I am hardly needed in this Liverpool team. If I have two or three saves, then I will be busy all day. " Ray Clemence

1 1 "Anyone who doesn't learn from ian rush needs to be shot." Robbie Fowler

12 "Liverpool is magic, Everton is tragedy." Emlyn Hughes

If necessary, I will kick my own brother ... that's all professional football players have. "steve mcmahon

Ian rush 14 "It's like playing football in a foreign country." Ian rush talked about his time at Juventus.

15 "I said to Kevin (Kevin Keegan),' I'll go near the post', and he replied,' No, get the ball.' "tommy smith

16 "Anyone who plays for me should be a loser." Graeme souness.

17 "It is best to be a striker. If you miss five and score, you are a hero. The goalkeeper can play a smoke screen and put one in ... He is a villain. " Ian Rush

18 "Of course I didn't take my wife to see rochdale as an anniversary gift, it was her birthday. Will I get married in football season? Anyway, this is rochdale's reserve. " Bill Shankly

Kevin keegan 19 "They compare steve mcmanaman and Steve Heighway. He is nothing like him, but I know why-because he is a little different." Kevin Keegan

20 "Bruce Grobbelaar will play until he is 40 years old-and he is a top-level Bruce Grobbelaar.

2 1 "He's better than Brian Lala because he's not out of the 600. Boy. " Roy evans talks about ian rush's 600th game for Liverpool.

22 "If the total score is tied after 90 minutes, overtime will be played." Fulham's schedule for the second leg of the Little Woods Cup at 1986-87. Liverpool led by 10-0 from the first leg.

Some people say that maybe I should forget football. Maybe I should forget to breathe. " Gerard Houllier

No one likes to be criticized, especially those players who will go to Disneyland for their holidays this summer instead of going to Japan to watch the World Cup. Phil thompson responded to criticism from Barcelona's Frank De Boer, saying Liverpool were boring.

"Son, as long as you remember two things, you will do well here. Don't overeat and don't lose your accent. " Bill shankly to ian st john

If you are the first, you are the first. If you are second, you are nothing. " Bill Shankly

"Don't worry about Allen. At least you can play near a great team! " Bill shankly came to Alan Ball after signing for Everton.

28 "Shanks is the image of his father, but roger hunt is special. This may sound silly, but just picking up his sweaty toolkit makes me feel satisfied. " Phil Thompson

"As Arnold Schwarzenegger said,' I will come back. "Gerard Houllier

"The second half can't be as wonderful as the first half." In the UEFA Cup final, alan hansen led by 3-/kloc-0.

3 1 "We don't have any splits here. The motherland of the players is Liverpool Football Club and their language is football. " Gerard Houllier

"It reminds our boys who they are fighting for, and also reminds our opponents who they are fighting against." Bill shankly talked about the plaque "This is Anfield"

Go out and throw some grenades here, son. Bill shankly to kevin keegan.

It breaks my heart to leave Liverpool. Kenny Dalglish

Yes, we are now facing the problem of top of the league. Bill shankly hinted to reporters that Liverpool were in trouble.

36 "Where are you from?" "I am a Liverpool fan from London." "Young man, what's it like to be in heaven?" Bill shankly told Liverpool fans.

Yes, roger hunt missed some, but he missed them in the right place. Bill shankly told reporters.

With him on the defensive, we can get Arthur askey to sign bill shankly after Ron Ye Zhi.

39 "Steve Nicol's contribution will never exceed 120%." Kevin Keegan

At Liverpool, we never accept the second best result. Kenny Dalglish

4 1 "Bill is so strong that it is unbelievable. You can't get rid of him It doesn't matter where he plays, although I think his best position is left outside. He can bypass you, or pass you, and sometimes even go straight through you! " Bob paisley on Billy liddell

Gerard Houllier 42 "I can assure you that one day we will beat them!" " Gerard Houllier on Manchester United

If someone thinks that I or my team are afraid of Liverpool, they can think again. I believe that I already have a team and I can go out and compete with them. " Coventry manager John Sillett before the 1987 match with Liverpool. Liverpool won 4-/kloc-0, and Sealet announced that they were the champions in August.

"For me, Liverpool can win the Everton championship now! Everton is good, but Liverpool is better. They are the best team in England and we can all learn from them. " After Kenny Dalglish's new look team's second game of the season, Coventry coach John Sillett talked about Liverpool's three-point chance. When the Red Army of 1987-88 won the league title, Sillett was proved to be right.

You can't build a cathedral in one day. Looking at the history of the club will tell you that these things take time. " Gerard Houllier

Barnes did what we expected him to do. He scored a goal, scored one, and entertained. You remember. "Kenny Dalglish beat Oxford 2-0 on behalf of Liverpool after his debut at Anfield, john barnes 1987.

46 "He can't fight anyway. I just want him to join the reserve team! " Bill shankly heard that Celtic's Lou Macali turned down Liverpool and chose Manchester United. "

"Young man, I never give up on players, I just make changes." Bill shankly told reporters who criticized his team selection.

I don't believe everything Bill told me about his players. If they are that good, they will not only win the European Cup, but also win the Ryder Cup, rowing competition and even the national competition! " Celtics coach jock stein talks about bill shankly.

There are many Londoners in our team, but seriously, it doesn't matter where they come from-we are all playing for Liverpool. Robbie Fowler

50 "The grass in Anfield is great, professional grass!" Bill shankly compared Anfield Stadium with other stadiums.

5 1 "I owe Bob more than anyone else in this game. There will never be a second person like him. " Kenny Dalglish talks about bob paisley

52 "According to the record, Bob Paisley is the coach # 1 ever!" Alan hansen.

"Without bill shankly and bob paisley and the players who played there, Liverpool would not be today's club. When I first went there, it was a typical second-division venue. Look at it now! " Ian Callaghan

If Shankly is the foreman of Anfield, Paisley is the bricklayer tommy smith who is going to build an empire with his own hands.

I am Bob's first signing. He changed my life, just as he changed many others. He gave us good memories, which are priceless. He made me an adopted Scouser. " Phil Neal

David Mures 56 "Bob's knowledge of players and games is unparalleled. Football is unparalleled in management and award-winning, but his humility and dignity overwhelm everything, because he leads the club from one victory to another. His name will always be synonymous with Liverpool. " Liverpool President David Mures talks about bob paisley.

Wait a minute, john wayne hasn't arrived yet. Bill shankly told TV crews and reporters waiting for him to announce his retirement at a news conference.

Liverpool have a great group of players. Not surprisingly, trophies are constantly flowing. " Kenny Dalglish

I may have left Liverpool, but the city and the club will always be a part of me. Kenny Dalglish

If Liverpool wait until summer and then let me go back as a coach, I will go back. Kenny Dalglish, on 199, had time to consider resigning as Liverpool manager.

He is the greatest man I know. Ron Ye Zhi on bill shankly

"I always take his photo with me, and he often appears in my conversation; I have learned a lot from him and owe him a lot. " Kevin keegan is in Shankly.

The difference between Everton and Queen Mary is that Everton carries more passengers! Bill Shankly

While waiting for Everton to arrive at Anfield for the derby, bill shankly gave the doorman a box of toilet paper and said, "Give them these when they arrive, they will need them!"

If Shankly had paid overtime, he would have been a millionaire. Tommy Docherty is in bill shankly.

Graeme souness is 66 years old. "He is better than Platini, and certainly better than Ruminec and Diego Maradona. For me, he is the greatest football player in the world. " Graeme souness talks about Kenny Dalglish

1969 I stood on the Kop when I was here. The atmosphere and passion of the stadium and the stands are intoxicating. From that day on, Live rpool has become a part of me. " Gerard Houllier

Our job is to make the fans happy. When we win, 45,000 people will go home happily. When we lose, it affects not only them, but also their cats. " Gerard Houllier

When we worshipped our heroes yesterday, we didn't destroy them today. Gerard Houllier.

I am only happy that the fans are satisfied with the team. But I don't believe in anything except my team. "Gerard Houllier.

7 1 "I noticed that one of our former captains recently said that this team is so great that we don't need a coach. I think this is a great compliment. He must have changed his mind after he left, because he said that phil thompson and I would bring down the club. At this point, I think he is right-in the past 10 months, we dragged the club to Cardiff three times. " Gerard Houllier referred to paul ince's comments.

72 "We scored 127 goals-the third highest total in the history of the club. Although, if you believe everything you read in the newspaper, 126 may come from our breakthrough on the edge of the restricted area. Another possibility is an own goal. " Gerard Houllier

Liverpool players must play like lions and go all out. To be a Liverpool player, you must have determination, commitment and determination. " Gerard Houllier

These players are my real heroes. Gerard Houllier

Players are responsible because they are public figures whether they like it or not. They must realize that the money spent by people who come here is related to the money they earn. " Gerard Houllier

When I saw the statue of bill shankly, I saw the feelings on the pedestal. It says, "He makes people happy". Now, modern Liverpool makes fans and the city happy. This makes me very proud. " Gerard Houllier

For me, the team is more important than any individual. Players must realize this and accept that my first task is to choose a team that is most likely to win every game. Gerard Houllier

"I want to keep an English heart for the team. I believe that. Michael Owen is like this. Never think that Michael is afraid of anything. " Gerard Houllier

In a football club, there is a trinity-players, coaches and supporters. The director is not involved. They just sign checks there. " Bill shankly at the board meeting.

I'm just one of the people standing on the kop. They think the same as me, and so do I. It is a marriage of people who like each other. " Bill shankly on fans.

8 1 "If he is not named footballer of the year, football should be stopped and those who choose other players should be sent to bill shankly in the Kremlin.

"When I went to tell the chairman, it was the most difficult thing in the world. It's like walking to the electric chair. This is how I feel. " Bill shankly on Liverpool's departure

"My only fear is to miss an empty net in front of Kop. If that happens, I will die. When they started singing "You will never walk alone", my eyes began to cry. A few times I really cried while playing. Kevin Keegan

The goal of ian st john 85 looks as big as Mersey Tunnel. Ian st john said after scoring the winning goal in the FA Cup 1965 victory over Leeds.

"If a player does not interfere with the game or try to gain an advantage, then he should do so." Bill shankly is on the offside rule.

87 "Take off the bandage. What do you mean by your knee? It's Liverpool's knee! " Bill shankly said to tommy smith, whose injured knee was bandaged.

Ladies and gentlemen, we may have lost the trophy at Wembley yesterday, but you Scousers won everything. You won the admiration of the London police and the London public. " After bill shankly lost to Arsenal in the FA Cup 197 1

89 "Chairman Mao has never seen such a powerful red force." Bill Shankly

This is our fifth trophy in just a few months, which shows what you can achieve when you have a United team that trusts each other. Gerard Houllier said after winning the Super Cup in Monaco.

9 1 "This is a special atmosphere that only Anfield can create. This is the second game of Saint Etienne, and the fans cheer for every tackle. This is one of the greatest nights in the history of this football club. " Phil thompson said after Liverpool beat Roma 2-0 in the 2002 Champions League.

I will never forget today. I want to thank all the fans who gave me such warm applause. They are huge. I thought I would get a decent job, but it was beyond all my imagination. This kind of cheer is usually prepared for the players who won the European Cup in the club. It was a beautiful day, and when they told me to go back to Coventry, it was great to hear that the humor of Liverpool fans was at its best again. " Gary mcallister said after his last game at Anfield.

Playing against Rome in the European Cup final and scoring a goal in the penalty shootout helped us win the championship. That was my last goal for Liverpool, and it couldn't be better. " Graeme Souness

Sammy lee 94 "We are a real people's club." Samuel Lee

95 "He hasn't changed his religious belief." When asked if nick barmby would become a hermit after moving from Everton to Liverpool, Gerard Houllier answered the reporter like this.

I hated ian rush when I was young, because I was a devout Everton fan at that time. Every time Liverpool played against us, he seemed to score goals. Strangely, when he was a child, he also supported Everton. He was very kind to me at Anfield and always gave me good advice. " Robbie Fowler

97 "Liverpool once invited me to eric cantona." Graeme souness admits that he turned down the chance to sign the Frenchman during his tenure as Liverpool manager.

98 "In my search for trophies, you may have found my meanness and hunger, but the bad news is that the person who took my place is more hungry than me. My name is Fagan, and I don't think he needs any help from the cunning Dodger! " Bob paisley is in joe fagan.

If you can't make a decision in life, you are a damn threat. You'd better be a member of parliament! " Bill Shankly

100 "I just hope that after the trials and tribulations of my early management career, someone at the top will smile at me and guide me. When we got Kenny Dalglish, my request was answered. What a great player, what a great professional player! " Bob Paisley