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Views on raising pigs and shining shoes for college graduates. God bless.

Views on raising pigs and shining shoes for college graduates. Great gods help college students who really raise pigs and shine shoes. It is not impossible to jump out from the bottom of society to start a business. It can only be said that college students have lofty ideals. In order to strengthen their ideal pace, they should start from the bottom of society and look for business opportunities. Ma Yun said that there are many business opportunities at the bottom of society that big companies can't see. They forget their existing academic qualifications and keep learning. Life is like a play, work hard.

How about college graduates starting their own businesses and becoming real cs? God bless me. That's what I do. I am now the campus agent of our school. This really turns me off. When I was about to graduate, I went out to look for a job with my friends and roommates, but I also encountered various annoying things. The general feeling is that there is indeed discrimination against college students. We wanted to do our first job at first, but it was,,, (alas, tears). I didn't feel very good after changing jobs, and I was under great pressure in all aspects, so I simply talked to my parents. Being able to do this is also the reason for my boyfriend. Because he took me to play a similar live-action cs game before, which was quite fun. After I get familiar with my boss, I know this industry is relatively new. Although I have to explore everything by myself, there are fewer people doing it and the competition is not very fierce, so I can still make some money. Coupled with our various investigations, the result of my boyfriend's discussion with me is that we can try. But I was still at work, so I didn't take it seriously. But now we all understand that work is not easy and uncomfortable. With the support of our family, we can finally do this. This is a real coincidence. The most fundamental thing is that we can do this because the cost of running it is not high. The venue, equipment, personnel and decoration only cost more than 30,000 yuan. It's been a few months now. I've passed the difficult period of starting a business and my business has improved.

I am eager to read "A Gift for Fresh College Graduates"! Great God helps. In the past two weeks, universities all over the world have graduation classes, and many graduates have left school to start their adult lives. Student's life is a privileged life, so we might as well be naive and noisy. Society can forgive them and refuse to hold them strictly responsible for their actions. Now they have to shoulder their own burdens. In the most urgent year of this national disaster, their burden is really not light! We wish them success, but at the same time, we don't have the heart to say a few farewell words to them according to our own experience-although it may not be a life-saving hair, it may be a set of self-defense appliances! After graduation, there are only a few ways to go: a few people can continue their academic research in domestic or foreign research institutes; A few people can find a decent job; In addition, there are three ways: being an official, running a party, and revolution; Besides, whether to enjoy happiness at home or unemployment. The first way to continue learning, we don't need to discuss. People who walk the rest of the way can't be in danger of falling. There are many ways to fall. To sum up, there are probably two categories: first, it is easy to abandon the desire for knowledge when you are a student. When you come to the real world, you often use things you don't know, and what you have learned is useless. You often don't need to study at all, but you can muddle along and be an official. In this environment, even those who have always had the determination to seek knowledge can't help but be disheartened, gradually cooling their thirst for knowledge. Besides, learning requires considerable devices; Books, laboratories, guidance from teachers and friends, and leisure time are not easy for a person who usually needs to support his family. Without a learning environment, who can blame us for giving up learning? The second is that it is easy to abandon the ideal pursuit of life when I was a student. When young people come into contact with the cruel society for the first time, it is easy to feel that their ideals are far from the facts, and they are easy to be pessimistic and disappointed. The ideal of life, the enthusiasm for transformation and the courage to struggle that have been cherished for many years seem to be different at this time. In that fierce social artillery fire, a small individual often melts after a long period of tempering, and a lofty ideal is quickly disillusioned. People who come with the dream of transforming society often abandon their armor or become prisoners of evil forces. When you were in that prisoner's prison, it seemed that all the idealism of that youth had become a dream of self-error! From now on, you are willing to give up the pursuit of ideal life and be a docile subject in a ready-made society. In order to prevent these two depravities, we should keep our thirst for knowledge and pursue an ideal life. Is there any good way? According to my personal observation and experience, there are three self-defense prescriptions worth trying. The first prescription contained only one sentence: "You must always find one or two problems worth studying!" The problem is the ancestor of knowledge and learning; The generation and accumulation of all knowledge in ancient and modern times is due to the need to answer questions, and it is also to answer practical difficulties or theoretical questions. The so-called "knowledge for knowledge's sake" is actually just a curiosity to pursue the answer to a question, but because of the nature of the question, people think that seeking knowledge is "doing nothing". After leaving school, we left the learning environment. Without one or two difficult questions worth answering hovering in our minds, it is difficult for us to maintain our enthusiasm for learning. However, if you have a really interesting problem that makes you think about it every day, tempt you to solve it every day and make you laugh at it every day, you will be as crazy as a woman in love. At this time, you will sit still and sleep restlessly. If you have no time, you have to steal time to accompany her. If you have no money, you have to go on a diet to please her. Without books, you will become a seller of books; Without musical instruments, you will pawn your clothes to buy musical instruments; Without teachers and friends, you will not go far to Wan Li to find teachers and friends. As long as you can always have problems that force you to use your brain, you will naturally cultivate your interest in learning. Even in the poorest intellectual environment, you will slowly gather a small library or build a small laboratory. So I said: first, find a problem. When there is no problem in your mind, your intellectual life will die! The ancients said: "Wang Yu Wen Wang, everyone is also." If the husband is a hero, although there is no king of literature, there is still prosperity. "Imagine how many books Galileo and Newton had? How many musical instruments are there? They just have problems. When they have questions, they will build instruments to answer their questions. People who have no problems will not use the books in the library or find anything in the laboratory. The second prescription has only one sentence: "You must cultivate more non-professional interests. "After leaving school, everyone has to find a job to eat. However, the job you find may not be what you studied or what you like, or what you studied really doesn't fit your temperament. In this case, work often becomes a chore, so I'm not interested. It's hard to keep an interest in knowledge and an idealism for life, because you are doing a job that is "not close to sex and can be encouraged". The best remedy is to develop more legitimate interests and activities outside the major. A person should have his occupation and his non-professional skills, which can be called amateur activities. Anything a person does in his spare time is his spare time. Usually his spare-time activities are more important than his career, because a person's future often depends on how he uses his leisure time. He used his spare time to beat a horse commander and he became a gambler. If you use your leisure time to do social service, you may become a social reformer; Or if you study history in your spare time, you may become a historian. Your leisure often determines your life. /kloc-J.S. Muller, two British philosophers in the 0 th and 9 th centuries, worked as secretaries in the East India Company all his life. However, his part-time job made him occupy a high position in the history of philosophy, economics and political thought. Spencer was a surveying engineer, but his part-time job made him an important figure in the world ideological circle at the end of last century. Since ancient times, almost no one has become a great scholar, but he has made good use of his leisure time. Especially in China, where the organization is not perfect, the occupation is not easy to adapt to our temperament. If we want to live without suffering or depravity, we can only develop our spare-time interests in many ways, so that our spirit can be entrusted and our remaining energy can be put to good use. With this beloved stubborn art, even if you clean the table for six hours, you won't feel bored, because you know that after cleaning the table at six o'clock, you can go home and do your chemical research, or finish your large-scale landscape painting, or write your novels and operas, or continue your historical research, or carry out your social reform. With this satisfying activity, your life will not be lonely, and your spirit will not be bored. The third prescription has only one sentence: "You must have a little confidence. "When we were born in this unfortunate era, what we saw in our eyes and heard in our ears only made us feel pessimistic and disappointed. Especially those of you who graduated this year, you are lucky to see your country and nation sink to this stage, see that the world is only a world of power, and look at the horizon as if there is no glimmer of light. You are not crazy and committed suicide this year. How can you hope to keep a little inner peace and ideal confidence? I want to say to you: it's time for us to cultivate self-confidence! As long as we have faith, we can still be saved. The ancients said: "When you are sincere, the stone is open." He added, "As long as you work hard, pig iron will be ground into embroidery needles. "Don't you believe it? When Napoleon's army conquered Prussia and occupied Berlin, a poor professor named Fichte advised his compatriots to have confidence that their nation had a special mission in the world and would surely revive. When Ficht died (18 14), no one could predict when the German unified empire would be realized. However, in less than fifty years, the newly unified German Empire was actually realized. The rise and fall of a country's strength is not accidental, nor can it escape the iron law of cause and effect. The pain and humiliation we suffer today are only the result of all kinds of evil causes in the past. If we want to reap good results in the future, we must work hard and plant new businesses now. Grain by grain, Man Cang will have a house full of harvest. This is the confidence we should have today. We must believe that today's failures are all caused by past efforts. We must believe that today's efforts will surely bring a bumper harvest in the future. There is a saying in the Buddhist scriptures: "Blessed is not donated. "Tang's donation was lost in vain, and we should also say," Don't donate! "Any effort will not be in vain. When we can't see or think, look in the direction we can't see or think! The seeds you planted have taken root, blossomed and borne fruit! Don't you believe it? After France was defeated by Prussia, it cut two provinces and lost 500 million francs. At this time, a diligent scientist Pasteur buried himself in the laboratory all day to carry out chemical experiments and microbiology research. He is the most patriotic person, but he firmly believes that only science can save the country. He proved three scientific problems all his life: (1) Every fermentation is due to the development of a microorganism; (2) Every infectious disease is due to the development of microorganisms in the organism; (3) Under special culture, infectious microorganisms can reduce their virulence and turn them from germs into drug vaccines to prevent diseases. On the surface, these three problems seem to have little to do with the great cause of saving the country. However, from the proof of the first question, Pasteur has formulated a new method of making vinegar and wine, which has reduced the huge losses of the wine and vinegar industry in China every year. From the proof of the second question, Pasteur taught the national silk industry how to choose seeds to prevent diseases, taught the national livestock farmers how to prevent cattle and sheep plague, and taught the medical community all over the world how to pay attention to disinfection to reduce the mortality rate of surgical operations. Judging from the proof of the third question, Pasteur invented a drug vaccine to treat livestock spleen fever and plague, which eliminated a huge loss of 20 million francs for French farmers every year; He also invented the treatment of mad dog biting poison, which saved countless lives. Therefore, the British scientist Huxley praised Pasteur's achievements in the Royal Society: "France gave Germany 500,000 francs in compensation, and only Mr. Pasteur's achievements in scientific research were enough to pay off this compensation. "Pasteur was so confident in science that when he was humiliated in Munch, he refused to give up his microscope and laboratory. He never thought that he could repay 500 million francs under his microscope. However, when he left people's sight and surprised people, he had already reaped the miracle of saving the country through science. My friends, when you are most pessimistic and disappointed, it is the time when you must summon up strong confidence. You should believe that your efforts were not in vain. I don't have to succeed, but I don't have to contribute my skills.

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How do college graduates find a good job? The great gods helped me find a good job and what I wanted to do. First, I ask five questions: Where am I going? Where am I? What do I have? Where is my gap? What should I do? The above five questions cover objectives, positioning, conditions, distance, planning and other aspects. As long as the above points are refined and carefully designed, the factors and social conditions are matched to the greatest extent, the implementation process is controlled, and the pros and cons are understood in real life, career planning can be more practical. Doing a good job orientation is the unity of self-orientation and social orientation. Only by knowing yourself and your occupation can you make an accurate positioning for yourself. Examine personal characteristics (1) desire (ability to do things) What do you want at this stage of your life? 2 Ability What are you good at? (General technology and special technology) (3) Personality traits (temperament, nature) (temperament, nature) What kind of person are you? Under what circumstances is the best performance? (4) Assets (tangible and intangible) What advantages do you have over others? Everyone needs positioning, and the purpose of positioning is to ensure their sustainable development. But the focus of each group's positioning is different: the focus of positioning is to clarify what they have. Overestimate or underestimate yourself, value your diploma too much, or value your achievements. Some people underestimate your potential. Therefore, we should carefully analyze ourselves and learn more about social needs in order to accurately locate ourselves. In most cases, the right thinking is to do what you should do, not what you like to do. The methods and skills of finding a job are the same as those of doing other things. Many people can't find jobs not because they don't have the ability to do things, but because they don't use the right methods and skills in the process of finding jobs. The so-called skills mainly include three aspects: (1) Know yourself, including your knowledge, skills, personality, hobbies and physical condition. Before looking for a job, you must have a comprehensive understanding of yourself. You must know what kind of work you can do and what kind of work you are not suitable for. When looking for a job, you can't be arrogant, but you must do what you obviously can't do, and the result must be rejected. 2. Know your chosen occupation and industry. Understand the job content, nature and requirements for the quality of employees. You can ask relatives and friends who have done relevant work, or you can ask other people who have done this work. They have rich experience and profound understanding, and can provide you with useful information. Their failures and lessons in the work process can play a preventive role for you, and their successful experiences can be used for reference. (3) self-recommendation. On the basis of understanding myself and my work, I began to apply for a job. Job hunting is the process of finding and getting a job, which usually includes obtaining employment information, striving for interviews, talking and signing contracts. Finding a job is like selling goods. To make customers buy your products, you must tell each other how high the quality of your products is and how fair the price is, so as to attract people to buy them. Similarly, when looking for a job, we should also focus on "I really have the ability to do this job well and my requirements are reasonable". You must learn to sell yourself so that others will recognize and hire you. Finally, I wish you an early work and a good life ~ ~

Raising pigs ............................................................................................................................................................................... If you raise pigs, you won't really make a lot of money. After all, the current swine flu is quite serious, and there are other diseases now. Therefore, raising pigs is not very profitable, and the price of pigs is falling, so this price will continue to fall. . . Now it is recommended not to raise pigs. . . It is better to raise something else. . . . If we want to raise pigs now, the average profit of 150 will definitely be lost. . . If you are a little pig, it will be about 50, and if you are a big pig, it may reach 100. With bad luck, none of them can be sold. . . It is normal for pigs to lose money. . If you are satisfied, please adopt it. Thank you.

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When can 20 10 graduates join the army? The recruitment of college students by the Great God means that the army recruits conscripts from fresh college graduates every year, and pre-recruits college graduates every May and June. Graduates can also go back to the original People's Armed Forces Department to sign up for the conscription in June 65438+ 10. 1. The scope of recruitment and related physical conditions: the recruitment targets: fresh graduates of all levels and types of undergraduate, junior college and high school (including vocational high schools, technical secondary schools and technical schools) who are over 18 to 24 years old, and male college students studying in all levels and types of full-time colleges and universities can voluntarily enlist in the army. The main target of college students' recruitment is all kinds of undergraduates who have completed professional courses and participated in internships before graduation this year. College students Basic physical conditions: the height 162 cm for boys, not less than 4.6 for girls with naked eyes and not less than 4.5 for girls with naked eyes. Second, the acquisition procedure and method are 1. Registration method: All eligible full-time college students can register in the armed forces department of their school and the armed forces department where their household registration is located. Physical examination: College students take part in the physical examination organized by the conscription office. At the time of physical examination, they are required to have two certificates, a form and a photo, that is, ID card, student ID card, pre-registration object registration form and student's photo. 3. Political review: the public security department of the county (city, district) where the school is located is mainly responsible, and the school security department specifically undertakes it. The public security department of the county (city, district) where the school is located is responsible for the political examination before entering school and during the period of returning home. The relevant policies and rewards and punishments for conscription are 1, and the policy of "giving priority to conscription" before enlistment. During the conscription period, military service organs at all levels will provide "green channels" for the recruits of colleges and universities at all levels: giving priority to registration, giving priority to medical examination and political examination, giving priority to approving soldiers and simplifying procedures. County-level military service organs will directly register. Five days before the physical examination of conscription, the county-level military service organs will inform the pre-conscripts of the time, place and matters needing attention one by one. Give priority to the approval of fresh graduates who have passed the medical examination and political examination to join the army. 2. The relevant schooling policies during the service period are as follows. 1, and make proper arrangements for their studies. Before college students join the army, the school should arrange for them to take the exams of the courses they have studied this semester as much as possible, or they can be exempted from the exams of the courses they have studied this semester according to their usual learning conditions, and their grades and credits can be directly determined, and their school status will be retained until one year after retirement. Those who have completed the required courses or completed the required credits may be granted graduation and issued graduation certificates if they meet the graduation requirements. After joining the army, college students can participate in correspondence courses or self-study courses organized by the original school, and can participate in the examinations organized by the school with the approval of regimental units. After joining the army in 2008, students from the original school were allowed to return to school after they were discharged. 2. Tuition fees will be reduced appropriately. After joining the army, the remaining tuition fees paid by college students will be paid by themselves voluntarily. Those who enjoy outstanding student scholarships before enlisting will be upgraded to scholarship level after resuming their studies (excluding first-class scholarships); For those who have won the third-class merit award, tuition fees will be reduced or exempted according to the standard of not less than 50% after resuming school; Those who have won the Third Class Merit twice or the Second Class Merit twice and have been awarded the honorary title will be exempted from paying all tuition fees after resuming their studies. Students who joined the army in 2008 will be allowed to resume their studies in their original schools after retirement. If the original school is revoked, the education administrative department of the province (autonomous region or municipality directly under the Central Government) will arrange for it to be transferred to an institution of higher learning with the same academic ability and related majors to continue studying. If the original major is revoked, the school will arrange to transfer to other majors to resume school; Individual learning difficulties, you can apply for an extension of study time; Under the same conditions, the priority of postgraduate entrance examination is given. Those who have won the third-class merit or above in the army are former undergraduates, who can apply to transfer to other majors in our school. Previous junior college students can enter our school for undergraduate studies with the same major or similar majors without taking the test. They are junior college students of independent colleges and are arranged by the education administrative department of the province where the school is located; Those who have won the second class or above can walk the graduate students of this major without examination after graduation. 3. Problems in training and use after enlistment. When determining the direction of college students' enlistment, military service organs should arrange them to serve in troops with high educational level, complex majors and strong skills as far as possible, and give full play to their advantages and specialties to meet the needs of army building. For outstanding college students, they should learn skills, choose non-commissioned officers and apply for military schools. Priority is given to direct promotion to officers. For retired college students who voluntarily meet the relevant conditions, they will be given priority to be selected as national defense students during their studies at school or directly receive supplementary military cadres after graduation. Students with full-time undergraduate degrees and bachelor's degrees can be directly promoted to officers after two years in the army. 4. Special care and placement during service and related salary subsidies. For college students who are approved to join the army, during their service, the army will pay 200 yuan or above a monthly allowance, and the meals will be paid to 450 yuan or above. After serving for two years, if conscripts need to participate in voluntary service with themselves, they can be transferred to the ranks of non-commissioned officers. The monthly salary of non-commissioned officers exceeds 65,438 yuan +0.300 yuan, that of second-class officers exceeds 65,438 yuan +0.700 yuan, and that of third-class officers exceeds 65,438 yuan +0.900 yuan. The people whose registered permanent residence is located before entering school shall give preferential treatment in accordance with the provisions of this province (autonomous region or municipality directly under the Central Government) on family preferential treatment for conscripts. After retiring from active service, college students who are unwilling to return to school will be accepted by the resettlement institution where their pre-school accounts are located, and the resettlement work will be done in accordance with the relevant policies and regulations of urban retired soldiers. According to statistics, college students' conscripts enjoy subsidies, meals, clothing, retired military subsidies and preferential payments after serving for two years. If college students' conscripts choose monetized resettlement after leaving the army, their average monthly income will exceed 1480 yuan. During the first service period as a noncommissioned officer, the average monthly income of college students will exceed 1850 yuan in five years. If you choose monetized resettlement after leaving the army, the average monthly income will exceed 2240 yuan. During the second period of college students' service as noncommissioned officers, the average monthly income will exceed 2620 yuan after 8 years. Upon the expiration of the second term of service, college student noncommissioned officers choose monetary resettlement, with an average monthly income of more than 3,000 yuan. At present, the monthly income of young workers in our province without professional skills is about 800 yuan, and the monthly income with technical expertise is about 1.02 million yuan. 5. Reward and punishment regulations. This year's meeting of the Provincial Leading Group for Conscription decided that in order to encourage college graduates to join the army, conscripts with college education or above who joined the army since 2008 will be regarded as grassroots work experience when they apply for civil servants. At the same time, in order to maintain the seriousness of military service regulations, on the basis of dealing with violations of military service regulations in strict accordance with the Military Service Law and the Regulations on Conscription Work, citizens who refuse to perform military service and enlist in the army will not be employed as national civil servants while accepting economic penalties. Within two years, employees of state-owned enterprises and institutions shall not be employed, industrial and commercial business licenses shall not be obtained, and they shall not go abroad, leave the country or pursue further studies.

I teach college graduates to work for the boss who graduated from primary school. Will I talk about it everywhere? Great gods help me. I have a friend who has three brothers and sisters. Sister has the highest education and the least money. My younger brother just graduated from a technical school with a monthly salary of 5 K. Check the original post.

Views on the employment form of college graduates last year was a very special year. This year is not only a year in which the control of China's labor market is gradually strengthened, but also a year in which a series of major events such as snowstorm, earthquake, Olympic Games and global financial crisis are intertwined. These major events directly or indirectly affected the pattern of social and economic development in China, and constituted the basic situation facing employment at present.

With the change of employment situation, college students should update their employment concepts, get rid of traditional and outdated concepts, liberate themselves from those rules and regulations, turn their eyes from the original state organs and key units to those private enterprises and foreign-funded enterprises, and the employment areas will turn from those economically developed areas to the western regions and economically underdeveloped areas, where they can give full play to their talents. We should take the initiative to learn and master employment skills, improve the ability to choose jobs, correctly understand ourselves, adjust the mentality of choosing jobs, reasonably determine employment expectations, put ourselves in a correct position, and strive to be in an active position in employment competition. At the same time, before looking for a job, we should establish a clear career orientation, that is, determine our career direction and goals on the basis of knowing ourselves, and make corresponding plans to avoid blindness in employment, reduce the possibility of employment failure, and provide the most effective ways and methods for individuals to achieve career success.

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Can black leather shoes polish white shoes? The great god can help. It was a little white at first. Just rub it more. After brushing with a brush, wipe it with a dry cloth again.