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Funny Dragon Boat Festival greetings to coach.

Dragon Boat Festival, weeding, sweating, sowing, for Chinese food, Zongzi is not afraid of suffering. Dragon Boat Festival is coming, so I send my blessings in advance, and there are countless opportunities for career development. A healthy mind stays, and happiness will not be lost.

Traditional festivals, traditional flavors, traditional Dragon Boat Festival, fresh zongzi, fragrant purses, deep feelings, the pace of outing will not stop. On this beautiful day, let's go happily together!

In the awning, the summer grain is ripe, and there is a busy sowing and a bumper harvest; Before and after the Dragon Boat Festival, ear seed festival, drying rape laugh. The wheat in the north is golden, and the late rice in the south is green; Summer harvest and summer sowing in China are busy, but we can't leave by calling for dragon boat boating!

What to eat on Dragon Boat Festival? Zongzi, hanging on your stomach before eating, is delicious, but not enough after eating. What to play on Dragon Boat Festival? Send text messages, be tempted before sending, be happy during sending, and not worry after sending. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is here, I send you a love zongzi, the first floor, considerate! Second floor, care! Third floor, romantic! Fourth floor, warm! Sandwiches, great! I wish you have me in your dream and have a good mood every day!

During the Dragon Boat Festival, 2008 will ensure your life safety and health, so please cover it. Life is the happiness of your next life, please cover it; I sincerely wish you "finished", please "cover"!

Love every year, hate every year; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps are two steps of happiness; Heaven and earth, wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

Pack zongzi, with thousands of blessings; Dragon boat race, you and I race. The annual Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. Life is as sweet and beautiful as zongzi, and career is like dragon boat.

Dragon Boat Festival is coming. In order to show my sincerity to you, I specially entrusted the logistics company to send you a box of zongzi. Please pick it up at the nearest logistics company for the Dragon Boat Festival only!

Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll wrap a zongzi for you. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true! By the way, you wrote the iou on the fourth floor. Give me my money back! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Don't hide the information of Dragon Boat Festival. My eyes are discerning and my blessing will appear soon. If I'm not ready, I'll drag it into the hall. The board will clap my hand first, and then I will hand out zongzi dipped in sugar. I can't eat it, I can only smell it. Haha, see if you will forget me next time!

It is the happiest thing to miss you during the Dragon Boat Festival. Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is here, present zongzi. Ingredients: five happy dates, a handful of caring rice, San Qian Friendship Water, humorous binding, and mobile phone delivery. Hedging period: before May 5. Save mode: Please press the Save button.

If there is the word love in my dictionary, then the explanation behind it must be you. If there is a word missing in my poem, it must be you. Dear, happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Mom: You once forced me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother, so I will text you to weave a virtual zongzi and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!

You are an affectionate crow, a lively frog, a sweet potato, and a fiery prawn in my heart. I want to bless the fool who read my message: Hala, always happy, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Hello, the Dragon Boat Festival package you ordered at Happiness Hotel has been delivered safely by the friendship delivery staff. The main course of lunch is peace, the main course is smile, and the side dishes are sweet, happy and relaxed. Please enjoy. This package encourages sharing.

You can run a monk but not a temple, but you can run the first day but not the fifth day. Today, the fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival. Look where you're going! Send a bunch of zongzi as soon as possible, with sincere wishes, and let you have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The climate is getting worse, and the Dragon Boat Festival is strange. Brown children play streaking and love with sachets. Dragon Boat Festival was used as a thatched cottage and offered realgar wine. Fish is even more strange and uninvited. Bless open the door, please say goodbye! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Wandering is not called wandering, crying with company is not called sadness, feelings cherished by some people are called love, and happiness shared by others is called happiness. I wish you happiness and a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship does not need rhetoric, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't need to travel all over the world. It's good to have you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

There are fragrant zongzi in the green leaves of mugwort leaves. There is a little blessing in the delicious zongzi. I wish you happiness, beauty and happiness every day of your life. Wish you peace and health on Dragon Boat Festival

Acorus calamus is vast and lush in Duanyang; Ai Yeqing is long, missing in the fragrance; Dragon boat is full of pride and happiness; Zongzi is wrapped in sugar and has a smile on his face; Greetings are passed gently, and feelings are dripping. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

On Dragon Boat Festival, blessings are quietly sent to you. I wish you a fast career, a warm family, an elegant personality, a magnificent momentum, and happiness like sticky rice!

The Dragon Boat Festival is here. Put a blessing coat on zongzi, add healthy spices, draw a symbol of peace and fill it with auspicious effects. I'll see you off: let you smile, eat safely and feel good. I wish you a happy holiday!

The Dragon Boat Festival is here. I will send you a zongzi. Love is skin, the first layer is thinking about you, the second layer is loving you, and the third layer is caring for you. Eating it will make you extremely happy! Dear, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!