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Yang Ke’s masterpiece
"People"
Those migrant workers asking for wages. Those 148 pairs of damaged palms protruding from the Daping coal kiln.
Li Aiye contracted AIDS from selling blood.
A bachelor herding sheep on a high loess slope.
A long-tongued woman counting money with saliva on her face.
Hair salon girls, illegal sex workers.
A hawker who fights guerrilla warfare with the urban management.
Need a sauna
Little boss.
Those commuters who ride bicycles.
The idle wanderer.
Those swingers in the bar. An old man playing with birds while drinking tea
.
A scholar who makes people confused.
The stinking drunkard, gambler, porter
Salesman, farmer, teacher, soldier
The young man, the beggar, the doctor, the secretary (and Xiaomi)
The clown or
supporting role in the unit.
From Chang'an Street to Guangzhou Avenue
I have never met "people" this winter
I only saw countless bodies talking humbly
Sitting on the bus every day
Keeping each other warm.
Like dirty change
The person who used it frowned and handed them to society.
"I saw my motherland in a pomegranate"
I saw my motherland in a pomegranate
The huge and full world of heaven and earth Fruit
It embraces the intimate people
The exposed skin protects the crystal heart
Billions of children hold hands
The sweet and sour smile on the branches
The juicy autumn is the pregnant woman in labor
I want to remember every window in October
I caress the yellowish membrane inside the pomegranate
I am caressing my fresh motherland
I see neighboring provinces
To the east of the sun The shady west
I saw the daughters of the plateau wearing flower crowns
Everyone’s face was flushed
The sisters in pomegranate skirts are so graceful
The lips of the pomegranate flower are so red
I also saw a crack in the pomegranate
Those brothers who live in the open air
My dearest relatives Good brothers
Their hard khaki backs
Endured the hardships of the cracked land
Every blue vein represents their suffering
I found that their palms were very attractive
I found that the grooves in the palms were silent screams
The pain woke up the large leaves
They walked along The temptation of the spring breeze grew wildly
The trunk and many branches accepted the inspiration
The branches branched into criss-cross branches
The branches were full of bright flowers
The rain cannot extinguish their flames
One by one, they are both heavy and light
The wind chimes of flower buds wake up the dawn
The sun This golden lion is not old yet
It has jumped on the branches and started dancing
I stand in a glorious dream
Looking at each tree towards the sky pomegranate tree
Bend humbly like a citizen
Put out a fistful heart
Feng Yun’s body is covered with smiles
The sky is high and the soil is thick
The mountains and rivers are royal
The mountains and rivers are my motherland
A rope
Legging into the plateau Back
The deep blood mark
is my blocked Yellow River
I am my own prisoner in it
In the yellow waves
It is so yellow that it is darker than my skin color
Bronze chrysanthemums and silk fabrics
The vast expanse of autumn waves with abundant harvests
< p>The vicissitudes of the yellow landThe wrinkled ravines
I was frightened when I saw the Yellow River
Nine twists and turns
Long-term erosion and continuous sedimentation
Hukou Waterfall spits out many turbid names
The Yellow River is getting higher and higher
It is an aphorism and a proverb
The noise is passing above my head
"Daylight Saving Time"
The train leaves early
The girl matures early
< p>The candles on the birthday cakeBlow out in advance
A carefully planned murder
The white knife went in early
Red The knife came out early
It's just that the chicks in the hatchery refused to hatch
It was just at nightfall
The moonlight was not white
Morning jog on the road A realistic writer
At the time when he had no car
He was hit and killed by the first bus and understood
Black humor and absurdity
Old The guy who went on a date at the same place and time
Meeted another girl since then
The deceased lying in the crematorium
He died in vain
Inexplicably An hour of sunshine and air was stolen
Everyone was dumbfounded
Is time fair?
1989
"Yang Ke's Current State"
Eating a black pepper steak in a beer house
Then "beat ", and then
walked through the colorful stalls.
In the South without Night
Witnessing the fictional love between money and an unknown girl
Half of his heart has become stale.
Occasionally, a head sticks out from a pile of ice and clever words called poetry
Like a fly squatting on the garbage.
1994
"Meeting a small rice field in Dongguan"
The toe gap of the factory building
Dwarf rice
Desperately hugging the last bit of soil
Its anchor
Opening tiredly
Angry hands trying to get out of the muddy water
< p>Cut out the sounds of birds and insectsFrom the bright sunshine
I saw the grass leaves
The raised back
< p>The rice ears are jointingThe grains are filling and smiling slightly in the summer wind
Talk to me
Suddenly I came out of the noisy and impetuous ocean In the sea
Wring yourself dry
Like a white shirt
I never expected it yesterday
In Dongguan
I unexpectedly came across a small rice field
The green and yellow ears of rice
have been lingering
moments of joy and sorrow
May 2001
"Teem Plaza"
In my memory, the "square"
has always been a place for political gatherings
In the open air, people are reveling
The bloated collective is full of slogans and flags, and the slogans are on fire
Comedies or tragedies are staged, sometimes turning into farces
A person caught in it is blind
Like a leaf in the strong wind
The whole forest is noisy, excited and even trembling
In hot and rainy Guangzhou, economic vegetation is growing wildly
This once solemn word
named just a very large commercial building
A multi-story building . Ninety-six thousand square meters
The people who enter the square are all lazy and peaceful people
People with no big future, like me
Life is comfortable or financial Medium shy
But his (her) arrival is not passive
The longing and desire are directed towards specific directions
What their eyes are staring at is real Things
Even when choosing a hairpin, pay attention to the details
Those who grab one in a hurry and pay for it are mostly out-of-towners
Sales girls Their lively and friendly smiles
temporarily drowned out their complaints about traffic jams
and their complaints about being visited by thieves as soon as they left the train station
Come to attend the fashion demonstration A young girl
Clothed with exposed navel
Two toned long legs, more like a heron
Going for a walk here in twos and threes
I don’t know who My husband accidentally hit the glass
There are few royal courtyards worth visiting in the south
From time to time I accompany my friends from outside to walk here for half a day
Here There were no sonorous speeches
They were all talking in low voices
As a result, my legs felt heavy and my body fell apart from exhaustion
On the second floor Tianmao Southern Shopping Mall
A girlfriend gave me a youth clothing with metal buttons
wool. Crisp.
More noble than a suit
If you add a scarf to your neck
You will become a revolutionary youth during the May Fourth Movement
This is today’s square
The only connection with the past and the far north
November 26, 1998
"Love"
Opening the piano, a row of white teeth flashed Bright
The music speaks
Turn on the piano
I saw ten dwarfs riding a zebra running
Thick clouds over the sea Rolling on the silver waves
The lambs bleated under the black leather whips
The blackbirds blinked their eyes in the snow
Wobbling The shaking penguin is divided into two
The chest and back are distinct?
Life is a whole
Open the piano
Cao Zhi paced back and forth Taking seven steps
Night and day, changing inch by inch
February 24, 1994
"The Kapok Tree in the Backlight"
The Dream Tree sank largely behind it at dusk
It looked so clear in the backlight
The subtle fluctuations of the trunk of life
For whom is it bright? The silver lines are so dazzling
The air is radiating with overflowing beauty that will never disappear
Telling about the endless light of existence
At this moment it is a spiritual disaster
p>In the embrace of a noble temperament?
We are deeply enamored
Becoming a creeping plant
Whose hand is twisting down the sun The wick
Only its flame rises
The flower of desire, the invisible flower in this season
Blowed high by the last passion
< p>Our souls fly on its branchesWhen darkness approaches and everything sinks
In the landscape of the soul
The black silhouette means everything
p>"Relevant and Unrelated"
Avian influenza is related to chickens and ducks, and H1N1 has nothing to do with pigs
The relationship between SARS and civets is still ambiguous
This It's not a medical problem, it's the eloquent people who made the animals take the blame.
Stealing a book is not the same as stealing French fries, nor is it the same as potatoes
A decline can be regarded as a negative increase
< p>A mute animal cannot find a lawyer to defend him911 has something to do with Al Qaeda and Hezbollah has nothing to do with Allah
It is unclear whether the explosion in Afghanistan has anything to do with Bin Laden< /p>
Laden is just a civet in a cave in a tree cave
Hooking up with a pangolin and a mole, hiding day and night
The Americans have to deal with him Transforming into a beast is interesting
(American spy satellites can photograph the minute hand on the wrist of a beautiful woman on the street
But why can't it photograph Bin Laden's watch? )
Iraq has something to do with large oil fields, Saddam has nothing to do with weapons of mass destruction
Obama’s Peace Prize is somewhat related to George W. Bush
If it weren’t for George W. Bush Where does the belligerent Obama get the chance to negotiate peace?
Europe got rich first by selling gunpowder
It was fun to give prizes to the United States when it conquered the east and west
The increase in troops is for peace and counter-terrorism Truce
The two migrant workers who coughed on the long-distance bus a few days ago were the same Chinese workers who were almost named Person of the Year by Time Magazine
They Being voted by all the passengers on the bus and thrown into the ice and snow
Many people in this country pretend to have nothing to do with democracy
But sometimes they have to use this magic weapon secretly
To deal with those who are weaker and helpless than them
"Awakening to Animalism in the Safari Park"
At this time, I was so close to birds, beasts, and insects
Animals are beautiful, plants are beautiful
You and I are walking among the bustling crowds
But we are far away from humans
The winding water is flowing, the fire is strong Bird standing on one leg
A burning cloud
Deep into the water and above the water
Koala eating eucalyptus leaves
This sleep is endless In terminal stage, sleep is beautiful
The enslavement of white tigers is ugly
Their performances are beautiful
Big Mouth
The bird's long beak is red and yellow
Like a horn that cannot be blown
The parrot's call is clear and its tail feathers are beautiful
Thirty-five degrees Celsius in the south
The sweat drops on your face fell on the cement floor
"呲", like red-hot iron quenched into cold water
You are a graceful tree< /p>
The lush hair is like grass with sweet juice
The arms are like swaying green branches and dripping green leaves
Been bitten by a wild horse
Causing antelopes to run and kangaroos to jump
Chimpanzees making cute faces
Long-tailed monkeys jumping up and down, golden eagles to startle
I long to be like them , flying into the sky
Running wild and rolling on the grass
They looked at us in the cage, well-dressed——
This is a group of such strange animals:
Covering the shameful body and shameful heart
The face is naked, the cold eyes are full of appreciation
The lively life is restrained
< p>Build a cage to imprison the feathers of the peacock and the letter of the rattlesnakeThe noble head of the lion...
I am sweating
From the eyes of a monkey I see panic in it
My surroundings are getting more and more crowded
All animals are beautiful
If you love them, you need to stay away from humans
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