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Yang Ke’s masterpiece

"People"

Those migrant workers asking for wages. Those 148 pairs of damaged palms protruding from the Daping coal kiln.

Li Aiye contracted AIDS from selling blood.

A bachelor herding sheep on a high loess slope.

A long-tongued woman counting money with saliva on her face.

Hair salon girls, illegal sex workers.

A hawker who fights guerrilla warfare with the urban management.

Need a sauna

Little boss.

Those commuters who ride bicycles.

The idle wanderer.

Those swingers in the bar. An old man playing with birds while drinking tea

.

A scholar who makes people confused.

The stinking drunkard, gambler, porter

Salesman, farmer, teacher, soldier

The young man, the beggar, the doctor, the secretary (and Xiaomi)

The clown or

supporting role in the unit.

From Chang'an Street to Guangzhou Avenue

I have never met "people" this winter

I only saw countless bodies talking humbly

Sitting on the bus every day

Keeping each other warm.

Like dirty change

The person who used it frowned and handed them to society.

"I saw my motherland in a pomegranate"

I saw my motherland in a pomegranate

The huge and full world of heaven and earth Fruit

It embraces the intimate people

The exposed skin protects the crystal heart

Billions of children hold hands

The sweet and sour smile on the branches

The juicy autumn is the pregnant woman in labor

I want to remember every window in October

I caress the yellowish membrane inside the pomegranate

I am caressing my fresh motherland

I see neighboring provinces

To the east of the sun The shady west

I saw the daughters of the plateau wearing flower crowns

Everyone’s face was flushed

The sisters in pomegranate skirts are so graceful

The lips of the pomegranate flower are so red

I also saw a crack in the pomegranate

Those brothers who live in the open air

My dearest relatives Good brothers

Their hard khaki backs

Endured the hardships of the cracked land

Every blue vein represents their suffering

I found that their palms were very attractive

I found that the grooves in the palms were silent screams

The pain woke up the large leaves

They walked along The temptation of the spring breeze grew wildly

The trunk and many branches accepted the inspiration

The branches branched into criss-cross branches

The branches were full of bright flowers

The rain cannot extinguish their flames

One by one, they are both heavy and light

The wind chimes of flower buds wake up the dawn

The sun This golden lion is not old yet

It has jumped on the branches and started dancing

I stand in a glorious dream

Looking at each tree towards the sky pomegranate tree

Bend humbly like a citizen

Put out a fistful heart

Feng Yun’s body is covered with smiles

The sky is high and the soil is thick

The mountains and rivers are royal

The mountains and rivers are my motherland

A rope

Legging into the plateau Back

The deep blood mark

is my blocked Yellow River

I am my own prisoner in it

In the yellow waves

It is so yellow that it is darker than my skin color

Bronze chrysanthemums and silk fabrics

The vast expanse of autumn waves with abundant harvests

< p>The vicissitudes of the yellow land

The wrinkled ravines

I was frightened when I saw the Yellow River

Nine twists and turns

Long-term erosion and continuous sedimentation

Hukou Waterfall spits out many turbid names

The Yellow River is getting higher and higher

It is an aphorism and a proverb

The noise is passing above my head

"Daylight Saving Time"

The train leaves early

The girl matures early

< p>The candles on the birthday cake

Blow out in advance

A carefully planned murder

The white knife went in early

Red The knife came out early

It's just that the chicks in the hatchery refused to hatch

It was just at nightfall

The moonlight was not white

Morning jog on the road A realistic writer

At the time when he had no car

He was hit and killed by the first bus and understood

Black humor and absurdity

Old The guy who went on a date at the same place and time

Meeted another girl since then

The deceased lying in the crematorium

He died in vain

Inexplicably An hour of sunshine and air was stolen

Everyone was dumbfounded

Is time fair?

1989

"Yang Ke's Current State"

Eating a black pepper steak in a beer house

Then "beat ", and then

walked through the colorful stalls.

In the South without Night

Witnessing the fictional love between money and an unknown girl

Half of his heart has become stale.

Occasionally, a head sticks out from a pile of ice and clever words called poetry

Like a fly squatting on the garbage.

1994

"Meeting a small rice field in Dongguan"

The toe gap of the factory building

Dwarf rice

Desperately hugging the last bit of soil

Its anchor

Opening tiredly

Angry hands trying to get out of the muddy water

< p>Cut out the sounds of birds and insects

From the bright sunshine

I saw the grass leaves

The raised back

< p>The rice ears are jointing

The grains are filling and smiling slightly in the summer wind

Talk to me

Suddenly I came out of the noisy and impetuous ocean In the sea

Wring yourself dry

Like a white shirt

I never expected it yesterday

In Dongguan

I unexpectedly came across a small rice field

The green and yellow ears of rice

have been lingering

moments of joy and sorrow

May 2001

"Teem Plaza"

In my memory, the "square"

has always been a place for political gatherings

In the open air, people are reveling

The bloated collective is full of slogans and flags, and the slogans are on fire

Comedies or tragedies are staged, sometimes turning into farces

A person caught in it is blind

Like a leaf in the strong wind

The whole forest is noisy, excited and even trembling

In hot and rainy Guangzhou, economic vegetation is growing wildly

This once solemn word

named just a very large commercial building

A multi-story building . Ninety-six thousand square meters

The people who enter the square are all lazy and peaceful people

People with no big future, like me

Life is comfortable or financial Medium shy

But his (her) arrival is not passive

The longing and desire are directed towards specific directions

What their eyes are staring at is real Things

Even when choosing a hairpin, pay attention to the details

Those who grab one in a hurry and pay for it are mostly out-of-towners

Sales girls Their lively and friendly smiles

temporarily drowned out their complaints about traffic jams

and their complaints about being visited by thieves as soon as they left the train station

Come to attend the fashion demonstration A young girl

Clothed with exposed navel

Two toned long legs, more like a heron

Going for a walk here in twos and threes

I don’t know who My husband accidentally hit the glass

There are few royal courtyards worth visiting in the south

From time to time I accompany my friends from outside to walk here for half a day

Here There were no sonorous speeches

They were all talking in low voices

As a result, my legs felt heavy and my body fell apart from exhaustion

On the second floor Tianmao Southern Shopping Mall

A girlfriend gave me a youth clothing with metal buttons

wool. Crisp.

More noble than a suit

If you add a scarf to your neck

You will become a revolutionary youth during the May Fourth Movement

This is today’s square

The only connection with the past and the far north

November 26, 1998

"Love"

Opening the piano, a row of white teeth flashed Bright

The music speaks

Turn on the piano

I saw ten dwarfs riding a zebra running

Thick clouds over the sea Rolling on the silver waves

The lambs bleated under the black leather whips

The blackbirds blinked their eyes in the snow

Wobbling The shaking penguin is divided into two

The chest and back are distinct?

Life is a whole

Open the piano

Cao Zhi paced back and forth Taking seven steps

Night and day, changing inch by inch

February 24, 1994

"The Kapok Tree in the Backlight"

The Dream Tree sank largely behind it at dusk

It looked so clear in the backlight

The subtle fluctuations of the trunk of life

For whom is it bright? The silver lines are so dazzling

The air is radiating with overflowing beauty that will never disappear

Telling about the endless light of existence

At this moment it is a spiritual disaster

p>

In the embrace of a noble temperament?

We are deeply enamored

Becoming a creeping plant

Whose hand is twisting down the sun The wick

Only its flame rises

The flower of desire, the invisible flower in this season

Blowed high by the last passion

< p>Our souls fly on its branches

When darkness approaches and everything sinks

In the landscape of the soul

The black silhouette means everything

p>

"Relevant and Unrelated"

Avian influenza is related to chickens and ducks, and H1N1 has nothing to do with pigs

The relationship between SARS and civets is still ambiguous

This It's not a medical problem, it's the eloquent people who made the animals take the blame.

Stealing a book is not the same as stealing French fries, nor is it the same as potatoes

A decline can be regarded as a negative increase

< p>A mute animal cannot find a lawyer to defend him

911 has something to do with Al Qaeda and Hezbollah has nothing to do with Allah

It is unclear whether the explosion in Afghanistan has anything to do with Bin Laden< /p>

Laden is just a civet in a cave in a tree cave

Hooking up with a pangolin and a mole, hiding day and night

The Americans have to deal with him Transforming into a beast is interesting

(American spy satellites can photograph the minute hand on the wrist of a beautiful woman on the street

But why can't it photograph Bin Laden's watch? )

Iraq has something to do with large oil fields, Saddam has nothing to do with weapons of mass destruction

Obama’s Peace Prize is somewhat related to George W. Bush

If it weren’t for George W. Bush Where does the belligerent Obama get the chance to negotiate peace?

Europe got rich first by selling gunpowder

It was fun to give prizes to the United States when it conquered the east and west

The increase in troops is for peace and counter-terrorism Truce

The two migrant workers who coughed on the long-distance bus a few days ago were the same Chinese workers who were almost named Person of the Year by Time Magazine

They Being voted by all the passengers on the bus and thrown into the ice and snow

Many people in this country pretend to have nothing to do with democracy

But sometimes they have to use this magic weapon secretly

To deal with those who are weaker and helpless than them

"Awakening to Animalism in the Safari Park"

At this time, I was so close to birds, beasts, and insects

Animals are beautiful, plants are beautiful

You and I are walking among the bustling crowds

But we are far away from humans

The winding water is flowing, the fire is strong Bird standing on one leg

A burning cloud

Deep into the water and above the water

Koala eating eucalyptus leaves

This sleep is endless In terminal stage, sleep is beautiful

The enslavement of white tigers is ugly

Their performances are beautiful

Big Mouth

The bird's long beak is red and yellow

Like a horn that cannot be blown

The parrot's call is clear and its tail feathers are beautiful

Thirty-five degrees Celsius in the south

The sweat drops on your face fell on the cement floor

"呲", like red-hot iron quenched into cold water

You are a graceful tree< /p>

The lush hair is like grass with sweet juice

The arms are like swaying green branches and dripping green leaves

Been bitten by a wild horse

Causing antelopes to run and kangaroos to jump

Chimpanzees making cute faces

Long-tailed monkeys jumping up and down, golden eagles to startle

I long to be like them , flying into the sky

Running wild and rolling on the grass

They looked at us in the cage, well-dressed——

This is a group of such strange animals:

Covering the shameful body and shameful heart

The face is naked, the cold eyes are full of appreciation

The lively life is restrained

< p>Build a cage to imprison the feathers of the peacock and the letter of the rattlesnake

The noble head of the lion...

I am sweating

From the eyes of a monkey I see panic in it

My surroundings are getting more and more crowded

All animals are beautiful

If you love them, you need to stay away from humans