Pig pen slogan

The first time, a doctor pulled me out of the womb and suddenly fainted. A nurse fumbled with her eyes closed and stuffed me back. ...

After my second birth, all the people in the hospital hid in the morgue and cried. The dean slapped his mouth and blamed himself for being as blind as a bat. He shouldn't take over my business greedily. ...

Motherly love is great. She didn't abandon me and raised me, but he put a picture of a skeleton on my face to relieve my psychological pressure. This mask stayed with me until I was ten years old.

At the age of eleven, I was in the third grade, and the whole class was most curious. They were all eager to see what I looked like behind the mask. A classmate named Li Dadan tore off my mask when I was urinating. From then on, Li Dadan got a strange disease, unable to speak, glassy-eyed, doing nothing all day, killing people without blinking, closing his eyes and crying. ...

The headmaster reported to the education bureau, and the education bureau sent someone. Because all the students in the school have transferred, the principal can only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, and the teacher's salary has not been settled for two months. ...

After the people from the Education Bureau saw me, the director immediately resigned and went to sea, which caused a chain reaction and educational institutions all over the country were dissolved one after another. ...

I was walking in the street, and people on the roadside were vomiting wildly. A group of pigs rushed at me from behind, dressed me in red flowers, distributed trophies and gave me a certificate, which read: pig savior.

Next door, Pockmarked Liu's daughter-in-law wants to brag to him that his pockmarked face is disgusting and must leave! ! ! It happened that I went to their window. As soon as Pockmarked Liu's wife saw me, she stopped talking, took out the money and went to the insurance company to buy insurance for Pockmarked Liu's hemp. Ten thousand for a pockmarked Liu. ...

This also alarmed the United Nations (? Why do you want to say it again? ), Annan was at his wit's end and asked me to have plastic surgery, but it didn't work. All plastic surgeons cried when they saw me, and nearly half of them went to a mental hospital because of the same symptoms. They said nothing but one sentence: ugly ... the ugliest. ...

Arafat sent a special plane to pick me up and asked me to stand at the gate of the presidential palace to resist the siege of the Israeli army. I stood for a minute, the Israeli army withdrew, Sharon was forced to resign, and the Palestinian nation rejoiced. But when Arafat wanted to introduce me as a national hero, the Palestinian people couldn't find me with lanterns. ...

A writer came to me with tears in his eyes: When I was so old, my biggest dream was to get Nobel Prize in Literature, but now the master is too powerful ... I have a unique skill. As long as I can write a book in front of you, I will definitely win the prize!

I didn't believe it, so he stayed with me for a week and wrote a five-million-word novel, Seven Days in Hell. As a result, he even won the Nobel Prize in Medicine. ...

Nobel headquarters announced that if words describing my face can be found in the world, I will win the literature prize. As a result, all writers bought pork instead, and Nobel Prize in Literature disappeared from there. ...

The national football team specially recruited me to join the team, hoping to really rush out of Asia. In the World Cup, China didn't concede a goal, and the score of every game was 12:0. After playing football, we had a picnic on the lawn. I barbecued in front of the goal alone, and all the opposing players, including the goalkeeper, vomited on the ground, and the referee even took out a red card.

Of course, our players are also trained by the devil step by step. First, look at my photos, then look at my photos for dinner, and then play football. ...

The World Cup stayed in China forever, and foreign media commented that I was the incarnation of the devil.

At the beginning of the world lying contest, players of all races boasted wildly for the first time. I went on stage, won the championship in only three words, and kept the title forever. I said, I'm not ugly.

I cried at night, facing the moon, gently asked, me, is it nice? A white object landed gently on the moon. I picked it up and saw that it was a small white rabbit trampled to death by Jiuyin's white bone claw. ...

I shouted at the sky: God, am I the ugliest?

The sky suddenly began to rain cats and dogs and fell on me. I touched it, and it was all vomit. ...

I left this world and went to the ancient castle. I asked the mirror: mirror, mirror, who is the ugliest person in the world? The mirror burst into tears and committed suicide. ...

God forbid me, why did you give birth to me?

I held a grudge and died of depression. Who knows, that terrible man forgave me and sent me back to earth. ...

So I'm wandering around the world, having nothing to do, playing on the Internet, and I want to chat, so I applied for a QQ number, who knows ... System prompt: because of your disgusting face (please forgive me, my literary level is not high, I can only explain this), our company will never provide you with the number. ...

I don't know. Can you send me this thing? ...

Tiger dating netizen turtle girl. When I met her, I reached out and touched her head: "Hey? This stuff looks great! What are you? " Gui Meimei shrank back quickly. The next day, the tiger touched her leg again, and the turtle girl retracted her leg again. On the third day, the tiger touched her tail again, and the turtle girl retracted her tail again. On the fourth day, the tiger just stretched out its claws, and the tortoise fluttered its head and limbs and said angrily, "Eldest brother, you can kill the gentleman, but you can't humiliate me. I would rather be eaten by you than sexually harassed by you! " "

Lamb Kebabs

Sheep feed, hunters shoot. After killing, send it to the hotel. The cook chopped up the sheep and put them in the refrigerator for freezing. The next day, I took it and strung it with bamboo sticks. That night, put it on the barbed wire and bake it on the fire. Mutton blocks are crying on barbed wire: ho ho ... who said the nets are fake? This time is really terrible!

Internet cafe/bar

The wife called her husband: "Where are you? Internet cafe? Why are you in the Internet cafe again? Why are you always in the Internet cafe? What is the homonym of Internet cafes? Where do you go every day? "

Ugly ... vomiting.

A wasp flew back angrily and shouted at his mother, "Mom, am I ugly?" Mother wasp: "handsome boy, what's the matter?" Hornet: "I just went to see a net friend's chrysanthemum. It's too small to bloom!" " ! But when I get close to her, the flower bones bloom and spit out nectar frequently. "

antithetical couplet

My girlfriend and I found an Internet cafe, antique flat doors and couplets on the wall. The first part is-it's very pleasant to sit for a while. The bottom line is-shallow singing, like a fairy. The girlfriend asked, "Is this karaoke or an Internet cafe?" I looked up at the horizontal batch-public toilets.

In a high school, a teacher is biased against our class. As soon as he attends our class, he will give lectures to the whole class, so the whole class agrees that as long as the teacher's class is the last class in the morning, the whole class will punish him. As soon as the bell rang, half the class went to buy food, and the remaining half took turns asking questions. When the first half comes back from dinner, the whole class continues to ask questions instead, and the other half goes to eat. The poor teacher can only eat his instant noodles if he moves quickly.

Second, we are an elderly teacher. Her eyes are extremely short-sighted, and she is very strict with her. She is not allowed to be late. As a result, the last classmate was late and slipped in through the back door. Unfortunately, he was found by the teacher. When he sat down, the teacher strode towards him and everyone looked at him in fear. The teacher angrily asked another classmate sitting in front of him, why are you late?

In junior high school, a new political teacher, female, just graduated, is very beautiful. She sat on the platform and invigilated. Several boys behind us were prone on the table, staring at her without answering their papers. The teacher blushed quickly and began to look down at the newspaper, so we began to copy crazily.

The Chinese teachers in Grade Four and Grade Three told us poems and talked about Liu Yong's Lin Yuling: holding hands and staring at each other with tears, he was speechless and choked up. The teacher asked: What do you think is the relationship between these two people? Everyone looked at each other and didn't know how to answer. The teacher said indignantly, of course, these two people are lovers, but the teachers actually said they were friends. That's bullshit！ This is what friends should do.

I remember when I was in primary school, a buddy was caught fighting with others in class by the teacher. Please give a lecture in the office after class. Out of sympathy, I waited on the windowsill. I saw the teacher (a 40-year-old female teacher) kindly helped him adjust his clothes and put on the red scarf again. Just when we lamented her kindness, she smacked the elder brother in the face, and suddenly we all collapsed! ? It turns out that this is called "reasoning first, then fighting"!

Six schools in my junior high school are fighting, even the teachers are no exception. Once, the Chinese teacher in our class and the head teacher in another class started to punish a classmate. The students of the two classes help each other on both sides and keep shouting "Come on".

There is a history teacher in the seventh high school, a strong old man who can be said to be a maverick. In autumn, we went to physical education class to wear trousers, and the old man came out to play basketball with us in an ultra-thin short-sleeved T-shirt. We boys are very impressed. The next day he had a history class, and other teachers took his place. I heard that the old man caught a cold.

When I was the most drunk, I came out of a bar and wanted to buy some fruit. The boss just smiled at me and ignored me. When I was in a hurry, I tried to argue with my boss and fell down, so I don't remember anything. When I woke up the next morning, I found myself lying naked in the quilt. It turned out that I threw up all over myself yesterday. I didn't even know my classmates pulled me out. He also said that I was too arrogant yesterday and took two oranges without giving money. Unfortunately, I don't remember anything!

Responder: Romantic Lemon Tree-Trainee Magician Level 2 6- 12 19:39

1. Once a girl in our class was sitting in the back row listening to the "Walkman", and her ears were blocked, so she spoke loudly. She is opposite the deskmate.

Said, "The teacher came to tell me." Almost all the students heard it, even the teacher who wrote on the blackboard.

Outside. The teacher looked back at the classmate and said, "I can't go there!" " "

2. On the Mid-Autumn Festival in the second year of senior high school, my pager suddenly barked during class, and the teacher confiscated it. In the afternoon, the teacher called.

I went to the office and scolded me, making me write a 2000-word inspection. Finally finished training, the teacher used it.

He pointed to the table and said, "Take it back." At that time, I was dizzy and looked up at the desktop.

A box of beautifully packaged moon cakes (in fact, that is the welfare given to teachers by the school), I was so grateful that I completely forgot my BP.

Machine, grabbed the moon cake and ran ... The teacher "sighed" and slowly came out. ...

In high school, the first leader of the school had a strong local accent. One noon, he said on the school radio, "Rooster, Rooster,

Please all the chickens go to the chicken department office to open the waste. "Everyone is wondering, how can the school send benefits at both ends in three days? I didn't know until later.

The original words should be: notice, please all faculty and staff to the branch office for a meeting.

During the self-study class, the academic director came in and said to the monitor, "Help me find two people, I want class flowers." So the monitor formed a group.

Weaving the whole class to vote for the class flower, after a class, they finally unified their opinions and selected the two most beautiful girls in the class.

So the two girls went to the director shyly, and the director said, "Come with me to the academic affairs office, I want to move flowers ..."

When I was in middle school, I sat in the last row. Because I don't understand English class, I always sleep until class is over. Behind me is

At the back door of the classroom, every time after class, my deskmate will wake me up and then go out to bathe in the sunshine. One day, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time.

I was awakened by my deskmate in a deep sleep, thinking that class was over, so I got up and opened the back door and walked out of the classroom. Three minutes later, I began to teach.

I felt very strange outside, so I hurried back to the classroom, only to find all the teachers and students in a state of panic. ...

6. In high school, after class, all the students ran outside to buy lunch boxes. A girl made a detour to get there before the others.

Take a shortcut, the manhole cover in front is not covered properly and it falls! After a while, she climbed up the manhole, which was embarrassing.

A group of junior high school children walked past her in horror, but she climbed up in a hurry and said, hey! It's really hard to repair. ...

7. Two boys go to the canteen to eat. Unfortunately, there was a couple sitting next to them, who loved each other very much and fed each other. These two brothers really have

I can't stay any longer, but they said nothing. Soon, the couple took the initiative to leave. It turns out that these two

My brother also began to feed each other bite by bite. ...

8. In junior high school, one day at the whole school student meeting, the head teacher wanted the physical education committee to check whether the girls in the class were all here. Just for the health.

The education committee member (a lecherous boy) said, "Go and tidy up the girls in the class." The sports committee member was flattered and asked in a low voice, "First.

Kiss ... kiss which one? "The teacher thought for a moment and said," According to the student number, of course! "

9. When I was in the fifth grade, I went out for breakfast with my classmates. While I was eating, a dog ran to a classmate and wagged its tail.

Ba, he looked at the dog for a long time and said something that made everyone spray rice: "Call Dad, I'll give it to you."

10. The teacher asked a boy who was sleeping in class to answer the question. The boy did not answer. When I was embarrassed, the girl behind me

Tell him the answer in a low voice, but louder so that the teacher can hear you. So the teacher said, "I know every success."

Behind every man there is an unknown woman, but it seems a little early now, doesn't it? "Public outcry.

Respondent: 370027695- Magician Level 4 6- 12 19:47.

Hmm. How interesting

Responder: Pirate 09 12- Secondary Assistant 6-1311:10.

Not bad.

Respondent: Frankie 6688- probationary period level 1 6- 13 1 1:55.

Id=6838, what should I do if the pig jumps out of the pigsty? Guess a male singer. Answer: Wang Leehom; What if You Zhu jumps out of the pigsty? Guess the name of a female singer and the answer is: Han Hong.

Id=6839, a bean fell. It is discouraged and depressed. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is "you"! Because there is something called "pig encourages beans".

Id=6840, who is Amy's mother? It's a flower because of peanuts! Who is Amy's father? It is a butterfly, because the disc likes flowers! Who is Amy's grandmother? This is a great pen! Because wonderful pen makes flowers!

Id=684 1, you are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, pork and a knife. We have a good relationship, so you can pay tonight!

Id=6842, girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eating you every day is no exception, no exception. Everyone can see it. Everyone loves it.

Id=6843, the new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

Id=6844, excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader, and the leader can have a bite at will. I didn't leave until the leader drank this glass of wine, so he knew what to do next.

Id=6845, holding 998, like a big fool. Ericsson is in hand, and it's boring to mix. With the new Samsung, I'm already crazy. Siemens in hand, no paper.

Id=6846, God said I could have a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. I took out your photo and said I hope this person is beautiful. He said I would take another look at the globe.

Id=6847, you look very peaceful, you look very kind, you look very ingenious, you look very hard, you look very selfless.

Id=6848, there are many women around me, all of whom are elder sisters. Occasionally there are exceptions, and it's also a bad date. Looking at the ends of the earth, where is my grass?

Id=6849, how satisfied I am to know you, just like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing on a duck's ass.

Id=6850, I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

Id=685 1, if you give some sunshine, you will be brilliant, if you give some floods, you will be submerged, if you give some warmth, you will rot, if you give some wine, you will make trouble, if you give an eyebrow eye, you will make trouble.

A river is spring water, a river is Jiang Tao, and a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and look down, and find yourself an idiot!

Id=6853, it's hard to love someone! It is fun to love two people! How annoying it is to love three people! Love four people bullshit! Love five people to capsize! The love sixes are completely over!

Id=6854, the sky is gray and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim. The water is crooked, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is so tall and busy that I can't wait to rob the bank at once.

Id=6855, the laid-off male worker didn't look back, holding two big axes in his hand; When you meet a rich man, shout it out and do it when you should.

Id=6856, there are many grasses in the sea. Why do you take a fancy to a grass? As long as you look hard, there is always one better than her!

Id=6857, I think you are very cute. Lovely enough for everyone to love, flowers bloom and fall, and the coffin opens when we meet!

Id=6858, you are a phoenix in the sky, I am a hungry wolf in the ground, you are a crow in the sky, I am an underground toad, you fly in the sky, and my mouth is watering in the ground.

Id=6859, young girls are precious, but young women are more expensive. If you have a rich woman, you can throw them both away.

Id=6860, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some floods and you will be flooded. I'll let the old lady paint her red mouth and give you some color to see see.

Id=686 1, I eat very fat, pretend to be very similar, fat head, big ears, strong limbs, with a pen, can't settle accounts, buy a computer, can't surf the Internet, sleep at night, and am allowed to pee on the kang.

Id=6862, I can't do anything on the Internet to alleviate my worries. I suddenly saw a beautiful girl waving, nodding, closing other windows, and finally chatting. It was an old man in the north, disgusting!

Id=6863, if you mess with me again, I will block you economically, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, destroy you physically and abandon you in life.

Id=6864, holding your lover's hand is equivalent to returning to the 1790s; Hold the hand of a female classmate and regret not doing it that year; Holding my aunt's hand, I found that I had held the wrong hand before.

Id=6865, why is it so dark? Because cows fly in the sky, why do cows fly? Because you are blowing on the ground.

Id=6866, from a distance, the toilet is smoky. When you look at it, it is very spectacular. It pours down three times, but there is no paper in your pocket.

Id=6867, the exam was so focused that countless candidates stayed up all night. Cherish Qin Huang Hanwu, too timid, Tang Zong Song Zu, had to copy. A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, finally handed in a blank sheet of paper.

Id=6868, the perfect husband: housework is a Hercules, taking care of his wife like a nurse, tutoring children like a doctor, wallet at least like an elegant gentleman, and being a missionary when listening to nagging.

Id=6869, look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, and grin at a close look! Look at the green hills from a distance, but look at freckles from a distance!

Id=6870, there is tacit understanding, which is called tacit understanding; There is a feeling that it is wonderful; There is a yearning, called longing; There is a kind of fool who will finish reading the text message.

Id=687 1, you should pay attention to your health when you rest this week, and you must strengthen your exercise during this time. Objective: Sit quietly for 2 hours below zero without abnormal reaction, and keep smiling!

Id=6872, you can show people's shortcomings better than a mirror, you are more knowledgeable than Zhuangzi, and you are more resourceful than your grandson, so everyone affectionately calls you the grandson of Jingzhuang.

Id=6873, good news! Our company sells American President George W. Bush! Feed on hegemonic thought, as long as you feed it often, you can be strong and arrogant, the price is fair, and you are innocent!

Id=6874, the former money is now called T, the former taxi is now called, the former girl is now called honey, the former profiteer is now called broker, and the former trick is now called creativity.

Id=6875 Do you know what I want to do most now? Is to pull you to the bedroom, turn off the lights, close the curtains, put you on the bed, cover you with a quilt, and then say to you: my watch will shine.

Id=6876, I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my future ideal; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said: Don't walk the dog!

Id=6877 You are very creative. This is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a temper. You should live bravely. Who can set off the beauty of the world without you?

Id=6878, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first.

Id=6879, I have been by your side and worried about you many times. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

Id=6880, are you wronged? Are you lonely? Do you think it is not understood? Don't be sad. Even if the whole world abandons you, my door is still open for you. This is a state-run pig farm.

Id=688 1, the sea is full of water! Good horse, it has four legs! Chili, it's really hot! Idiot, look at the message. It's grinning!

Id=6882, some people say that you are an ass, and I seriously criticize him: What a shame! You can't just say what people look like!

Id=6883, please read the following poem aloud and carefully understand its artistic conception: dark stone green, dark pink, dark stone penetrating Chun Lv, dark stone penetrating Chun Zhu.

Id=6884, I give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will be full after eating a catty. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

Id=6885, I live such a life every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

Id=6886, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can resist thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

Id=6887, because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

Id=6888, sister, I love you. Sing a love song for you. Whether it is cold or warm, it is happy or anxious. I miss you in the toilet, so send a message.

Id=6889, snowflakes are floating in the cold sky, ice stubble is hung on the green tree, and beautiful shoes show your feet. You are a fool.

Id=6890, you are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

Id=689 1。 At first glance, you are not so good. Better take a closer look.

Id=6892, marriage revelation: the art of love-the only body art ... outstanding appearance-white and fat. Cars and houses-cheap factories outside the outer ring road, second-hand Alto in the unit.

Id=6893, wave if you are happy, stamp your feet if you are happy, and shake your head if you are happy. Have a good time .............................................................................................................................................................................

Id=6894, when you were away, everyone praised you as a master in love and a leftover in love.

Id=6895, God saw that you were thirsty and created water. God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you didn't have a lovely friend, so he created me; God found that there are no fools in this world and created you by the way.

Id=6896, your chest is like a roller, your hips are like a bulldozer, your arms are like a hook machine, your figure is a beautiful flower pole, and your eyes are charming anemometers.

Id=6897, if you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1. You can eat more than that. 2. It is smarter than you.

Id=6898, mobile phone maintenance experience: 1 often washed with distilled water. Use ice water to cool when charging. Sterilize in microwave oven regularly. 4 block the receiver to prevent dust.

Id=6899, love diseases: unrequited love depression, stuttering at the beginning of love, ADHD at the end of love, amnesia during extramarital affairs, lovelorn mania plus intermittent self-mutilation.

Id=6900, online time is too long, please pay attention to eye hygiene. Do as I say: Please turn your head 360 degrees, bite your ear with your teeth and aim it at your eyes 20 times.

Id=690 1 Do you want to have a good set of teeth? Here are three lessons for you: first, rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; Second, go to the hospital for a dental examination every two years; Third, mind your own business.

Id=6902, if you are a star, I will chase you, if you are a comet, I will wait for you, if you are a meteor, I will ignore you, but why are you an orangutan?

Id=6903。 There has been a recent chaos in Wulin. It was Tu Longdao who made a comeback. Rivers of blood. Wulin chivalrous men compete to express their feelings, asking you to use your face as a shield to save all the people from fire and water!

Id=6904, man, do you know why I was scolded that day? When I saw the underline on the dress on the beautiful girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking it.

Id=6905, how painful it is to leave. Your leaving will make me feel at a loss. I really want you to live with me, but ... Mom said, "There are no pigs at home!" " "

I miss my days in the country very much. You trotted happily in front of me, humming a tune, and everyone in the village praised you for being clean and beautiful! Also praised me: I came out to release pigs at such a young age.

Id=6907, the vast sky makes you soar, beautiful stories are played by you, kind girls should chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle!

Id=6908, the survey shows that' 80% of homosexuals use their thumbs to check information, so it is too late to change them now!

Id=6909, honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that "pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!" "

Id=69 10, let me blindfold you quietly, gently put a watermelon skin under your feet, and then watch you step on it happily.

Id=69 1 1, no matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business!

Id=69 12. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and an arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Did you shoot a wolf or a ghost?

Id=69 13. I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof.

Id=69 14. I am a person who secretly loves you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret is that. .......................................................................................................................

Id=69 15. I called your mobile phone the other day, and there was a voice prompt saying that the owner was streaking. Please redial later. I'll call your mobile phone later, and there is a voice prompt saying: the owner has rushed out of the service area!

Interviewee: Zhong Jifeng-Assistant II 6- 13 12:04

Not bad, not bad. Just passing by.

Responder: helicopter 1- magician level 5 6- 13 13: 14.

Smile, isn't it ridiculous?

Respondents: acquaintance, knowing each other and falling in love-probation period level 1 6- 13 17: 19.

The Complete Works of Little White Rabbit Jokes (Turn) Laugh to death and don't pay the bill.

1

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.

The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, so she threw the marijuana behind her.

Running in the forest with rabbits.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine.

The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit and threw the cocaine behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.

Later, they met a lion who was about to fight heroin.

The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit and threw the syringe behind him.

Rushed over and gave the white rabbit a good beating.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the white rabbit?"

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "

The lion said angrily, "This bastard rabbit gives me a hand every time he eats ecstasy."

Running around the forest like an idiot. "

One day, the rabbit ran to the drugstore:

One day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit is gone.

The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "I told you, no!" " "

The little white rabbit is gone.

On the third day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss is anxious: "How many times have I told you? ! Don't! ! !

If you bother me again, I'll pull out all your teeth with tiger pliers! "

The little white rabbit was frightened and ran away.

On the fourth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have a vise here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit asked, "Well, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was really angry, took out the tiger pliers and pulled out all the teeth of the white rabbit.

On the fifth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have carrot juice here?"

four

The white rabbit and the big bear squatted under the tree and shit.

Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits look good, you are in trouble!

You can see it when you get dirty. That's disgusting!

The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it?

Bear said: Yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass and walked away.

five

Wang Shuo's daughter is called Wang Bingbing.

One day, when Wang Shuo came home, Wang Bingbing ran over and said, "Dad, Dad, let me tell you a story."

Wang Shuo said, "All right."

Wang Bingbing said:

One day, a very cute little white rabbit ran away in the big forest. Then he saw a little black rabbit and ran over to ask, "Brother Little Black Rabbit, Brother Little Black Rabbit, I got lost in the big forest. How can I get out of the big forest? " The little black rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The little white rabbit said, "Yes."

The little black rabbit said, "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first." The little white rabbit has no choice but to make the little black rabbit comfortable. The little black rabbit then tells the little white rabbit how to get there. When the little white rabbit knew it, he kept skipping forward.

Running and running, the little white rabbit got lost again and met a little gray rabbit. The little white rabbit ran over and asked:

"Little grey rabbit elder brother, little grey rabbit elder brother, I got lost in the big forest. How can I get out of the big forest? "

Little grey rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The little white rabbit said, "Yes." Little grey rabbit said, "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first." The little white rabbit has no choice but to make the little gray rabbit comfortable. The little grey rabbit then tells the little white rabbit how to get there. The little white rabbit knew it and kept skipping forward.

So, the white rabbit finally walked out of the big forest. At this time, the little white rabbit found herself pregnant.

At this time, Wang Bingbing asked Wang Shuo, "Dad, guess what color the rabbit was born?"

Wang Shuo said, "What color is it?"

Wang Bingbing said, "Do you want to know?"

Wang Shuo said, "Yes."

Wang Bingbing said, "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first."

Wang Shuo later said, "My buddy fainted when he heard it."

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The little white rabbit and the blind bear are walking in the forest. They are not small.