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1. Plan around to make you bigger: a corporate slogan

2. A sense of security comes from a set of condoms.

Maybe the best beer in the world comes from Carlsberg.

4. New Beijing, Great Olympics comes from: Beijing Olympic Games

5. Dress naturally from: Benny Road

6. The world without strangers comes from Giordano.

7. Chat started from Nokia 33 10.

8. There is a kind of wine that is passed down: Shiba Inu beer.

9. Part I: Come in early, come in late, come in sooner or later. Part II: Eat more, eat less, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.

10. It's your fault that you didn't buy it once, and it's my fault that you didn't buy it twice: on the fruit stand.

1 1. On boiling wine, heroes and talented people come from all over the world: talented men's wear.

12. Men should have their own voice: Alcatel mobile phone.

13. Wanshui Qian Shan is close to the cyber sky, allowing you to fly high and face it easily. From: China Telecom Series.

14. Sow the next action and you will gain a habit; Sow a habit and you will gain a character; Sow a character and you will reap a fate from: William? James

15. Wan Jiale, Lewanjia. From: Wan Jiale.

16. There are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles. From: Southern Motorcycle.

17. Go to work happily and go home safely. From: public service advertisement

Yan dance, Yan dance, a piece of love. From: Yanwu tape recorder.

18. Master Kong's instant noodles are delicious and visible. From: Master Kong.

19. Don't be too smart! From: Shanshan suit

20. Let 100 million people get smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold

2 1.*** Create a better future and a better life. From: Midea Electric Appliances

22. provincial excellent department, Ge You? From: Shuanghui ham sausage.

23. Drink Confucian banquet wine and write articles for the world. Said by: Confucius Banquet Wine

24. Health makes the future. Said by: Neptune

25. Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. From: blue sky six must rule

26. Forever green, forever Qin Chi. Said by: Qin Chi.

27. Take the red-flag bus and take Zhonghua Road. From: Hongqi Automobile.

28. If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. From: Dabao

29. The wine in Confucius' house makes people homesick. Said by: Confucius Family Wine

30. The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. From: Long Mu Zhuanggu Granules

3 1. Drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy road. From: Huiyuan Juice

32. I only see you. From: Wahaha Pure Water

33. very cola, very choice from: very cola

34. The New Year is new and interesting, and it is gratifying to congratulate Coca-Cola. Said by: Coca-Cola

35. Give melatonin as a gift. From: melatonin

36. Rejoice is so confident. From: Celebration.

37. Go beyond the performance limit and enjoy the wonderful computing from AMD.

38. American goods, local prices come from: Dell.

39. Classic precision casting, meaningful collection from: BenQ.

40. Different from wisdom: dopod

4 1. The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products will become stronger. It comes from: Aoni Gleditsia Shampoo Essence.

42. A classic romance that can be passed down comes from real estate.

43. Strength creates value from: CCTV

44. I was born angry! From: mineral water advertisement

45. Come and go in a hurry: from the side.

46. The feeling of no friction is like flying off some lubricating oil.

47. Not to seduce anyone, but to care for beauty: the slogan of beauty chain stores

48. Born in: Johnson.

49. The endless aftertaste after the peak feeling comes from: cigarettes

50. Crystal clear and cool! Said by: Sprite

5 1. See the world with the third eye. From: seagull camera advertisement

52. A hundred words are worth a key. Said by: a typewriter advertisement

When the sun rises, our love will always come from the sun god.

54. Love me and chase me, but please don't kiss me! Said by: A big slogan posted on the back of the car.

55. Stop, and then you can see it comes from: Bank of China.

56. If there is space, it may come from: Buick.

57. Breaking through technology and enlightening the future comes from: Audi.

58. More lubrication and less friction come from: unified lubricating oil.

59. As long as the hearts are connected, shake hands thousands of miles apart. From: China Unicom

60. Audi's success and technology shine.

6 1. There is no best, only better comes from Aucma.

62. Everything in the world is different, only Pepsi. Said by: Pepsi.

63.*** Enjoy, and you can win * * *! From: Modern Advertising

64. Band-Aids firmly believe that there are no unhealed wounds in Band-Aids.

65. Work at will and live a relaxed life, from Lenovo Tianyi.

66. Mastering the infinite future comes from the spread of Daxian.

67. Freedom of technological creation comes from association.

68. Paramore's life comes from Joyo.

69. Covering Tian Li every day, calcium supplement and vitality come from: covering Tian Li.

70. So the water comes from Robust.

7 1. The world is wide because of you: China Netcom.

72. The pace of life is controlled by Ericsson.

73. M-Zone-My website. Listen to me.

74. Industry serves the country and national prosperity is its own responsibility: Changhong.

75. Yes, why not: Alcatel OT5 15.

76.27th floor purification comes from Robust.

77. Promoting family health comes from: Shu Fujia.

78. Spring is full of guests and friends. Spring is full of ham and sausages.

79. Aoni shampoo: black hair, made in China: Aoni shampoo.

80. Shanghai Buick: Contemporary spirit, the contemporary car comes from: Shanghai Buick.

8 1. Runxun Communication: The call to the world should come from: Runxun Communication.

82. Confucian family wine: Confucian family wine makes people homesick. From: Confucius Family Wine

83. Master Kong: Delicious and visible from: Master Kong

84. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed. From: business communication.

85. Try to laugh, often McDonald's comes from McDonald's.

86. The depth of the results comes from: Southern Weekend.

87. Wonderful Hunan, the red net is clear! From: Red Net

88. Because of the Internet, the earth is like a village! From: the fourth media

89. One texture and two expressions come from: panda mobile phone.

90. The long-awaited interpretation of Wei Yi comes from: Amoi color screen mobile phone.

9 1. The cultural communication art classic of Shengshi Guoxue comes from a cultural communication company.

92. I'll show you if you don't believe me! Said by: cockroach killer

93. Born in: Johnson.

94. Jin Xue Beer, the taste of true feelings! From: Jin Xue Beer.

95. Listen to the world and conquer the world from: Haier mobile phone.

96. Know women better than women.

97. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun

98. China Netcom comes from my world: China Netcom.

99. Wireless Your Unlimited Source: Intel

100. There is Sanyo at home, which is warm in winter and cool in summer. It comes from Sanyo Air Conditioning.

10 1. From: Motorola Mobile Phone.

102. Who moved me? From: FM365 website

103. Flexibility makes the basketball court no longer a plane. From: Li Ning brand.

104. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid to fix it. From: moisturizing oil

105. One call and four responses! From: Audio Company Advertisement

106. Everything! From: Jiaozidian advertisement

107. Well-deserved from: pawnshop advertisement.

108. Grab a man's hat! From: hat company advertisement

109. Nothing! From: Barber shop advertisement

1 10. Ask for it! Said by: Pharmacy advertisements are no strangers! Said by: typewriter advertisement

If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight. From: road traffic advertisements

1 12. The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel! From: new book advertisement

1 13. Always let your driver's license expire before you. From: car showroom advertisement

1 14. Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't. From: Traffic Safety Advertisement

1 15. Small parting is sour, but gathering is sweet. From: an advertisement for sour juice drinks.

1 16. Print everything except banknotes. From: the advertisement of the printing company

1 17. More joy, more choices come from: McDonald's.

1 18. Beauty is up to you. From: up2tu

1 19. From my world, from China Netcom.

120. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company.

12 1. Let there be no hard business in the world: Let honest businessmen get rich: They have already done business online, what about you? Said by: Alibaba

122. Keep innovating, because the heart comes from Acer Acer Acer 6 1. There is no best, only better comes from Aucma.

62. Everything in the world is different, only Pepsi. Said by: Pepsi.

63.*** Enjoy, and you can win * * *! From: Modern Advertising

64. Band-Aids firmly believe that there are no unhealed wounds in Band-Aids.

65. Work at will and live a relaxed life, from Lenovo Tianyi.

66. Mastering the infinite future comes from the spread of Daxian.

67. Freedom of technological creation comes from association.

68. Paramore's life comes from Joyo.

69. Covering Tian Li every day, calcium supplement and vitality come from: covering Tian Li.

70. So the water comes from Robust.

7 1. The world is wide because of you: China Netcom.

72. The pace of life is controlled by Ericsson.

73. M-Zone-My website. Listen to me.

74. Industry serves the country and national prosperity is its own responsibility: Changhong.

75. Yes, why not: Alcatel OT5 15.

76.27th floor purification comes from Robust.

77. Promoting family health comes from: Shu Fujia.

78. Spring is full of guests and friends. Spring is full of ham and sausages.

79. Aoni shampoo: black hair, made in China: Aoni shampoo.

80. Shanghai Buick: Contemporary spirit, the contemporary car comes from: Shanghai Buick.

8 1. Runxun Communication: The call to the world should come from: Runxun Communication.

82. Confucian family wine: Confucian family wine makes people homesick. From: Confucius Family Wine

83. Master Kong: Delicious and visible from: Master Kong

84. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed. From: business communication.

85. Try to laugh, often McDonald's comes from McDonald's.

86. The depth of the results comes from: Southern Weekend.

87. Wonderful Hunan, the red net is clear! From: Red Net

88. Because of the Internet, the earth is like a village! From: the fourth media

89. One texture and two expressions come from: panda mobile phone.

90. The long-awaited interpretation of Wei Yi comes from: Amoi color screen mobile phone.

9 1. The cultural communication art classic of Shengshi Guoxue comes from a cultural communication company.

92. I'll show you if you don't believe me! Said by: cockroach killer

93. Born in: Johnson.

94. Jin Xue Beer, the taste of true feelings! From: Jin Xue Beer.

95. Listen to the world and conquer the world from: Haier mobile phone.

96. Know women better than women.

97. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun

98. China Netcom comes from my world: China Netcom.

99. Wireless Your Unlimited Source: Intel

100. There is Sanyo at home, which is warm in winter and cool in summer. It comes from Sanyo Air Conditioning.

10 1. From: Motorola Mobile Phone.

102. Who moved me? From: FM365 website

103. Flexibility makes the basketball court no longer a plane. From: Li Ning brand.

104. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid to fix it. From: moisturizing oil

105. One call and four responses! From: Audio Company Advertisement

106. Everything! From: Jiaozidian advertisement

107. Well-deserved from: pawnshop advertisement.

108. Grab a man's hat! From: hat company advertisement

109. Nothing! From: Barber shop advertisement

1 10. Ask for it! Said by: Pharmacy advertisements are no strangers! Said by: typewriter advertisement

If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight. From: road traffic advertisements

1 12. The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel! From: new book advertisement

1 13. Always let your driver's license expire before you. From: car showroom advertisement

1 14. Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't. From: Traffic Safety Advertisement

1 15. Small parting is sour, but gathering is sweet. From: an advertisement for sour juice drinks.

1 16. Print everything except banknotes. From: the advertisement of the printing company

1 17. More joy, more choices come from: McDonald's.

1 18. Beauty is up to you. From: up2tu

1 19. From my world, from China Netcom.

120. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company.

12 1. Let there be no hard business in the world: Let honest businessmen get rich: They have already done business online, what about you? Said by: Alibaba

122. Keep innovating, because the heart comes from Acer.