Should jiaozi be dipped in vinegar?

It is said that in a village, people never eat jiaozi with vinegar. The reason is very simple. The villagers are short-sighted and don't know that there is such a thing as vinegar. This bad situation existed for a long time. Finally, a migrant worker returned to his hometown and told everyone that jiaozi should be dipped in vinegar. After hearing this, the village chief didn't feel very good, because he somehow felt that eating jiaozi dipped in vinegar was a perverse thing, but as for how this "perverse" was "immoral", he was not sure, so he held a village committee to discuss the problem of eating jiaozi dipped in vinegar collectively. As a result, the people in the village began to speak: Lao Zhangtou of Dongcunkou said: "We have eaten jiaozi for several lifetimes and never dipped in vinegar. History has proved that it is correct to eat jiaozi without dipping in vinegar." Lao Wangtou at the entrance of Xicun said, "The problem of eating jiaozi dipped in vinegar is actually a philosophical problem. We must find out whether we are eating jiaozi or vinegar. If we are dipped in vinegar, can we still eat jiaozi? I think we must be cautious on this issue! " "The child's father is right!" Lao Wang's wife also cut in: "I've heard about vinegar for a long time, do you know?" "Jealousy" is a sarcastic word. If we eat jiaozi and dip it in vinegar, then we are actually jealous. People in other villages will laugh at us. Although our village has been poor for many years, no one can say anything wrong with us. We can't throw people away for this. " Lao Guo, the head of Nancunkou, took a long cigarette and nodded silently, saying, "Sister-in-law's words are reasonable. The problem of dipping in vinegar is a matter of principle. As long as we make a cut and let everyone dip in vinegar today, will there be people dipping in leeks tomorrow?" Do you still have to wear garlic? If the source is not well handled, I think something will go wrong sooner or later! Moreover, to take 1, steps back, this thing of vinegar is bought with money. Our village is so poor that even food and clothing have not been solved. How can we start to be jealous again? " Hearing this, Lao Zhao, the head of the North Village, slapped his face and spat on the ground, saying, "That's right! Things from other places are not fucking things. What is jiaozi? How many generations have our ancestors eaten? People outside are dipping in vinegar. I think they are insulting the culture of our village. This is called fucking' cultural aggression'! I think we should not only not dip in vinegar, but also resist and protest. Tomorrow, I will take our two children and three children to the village to hold signs to show our village's position! " After listening to everyone's speech, the village chief took a pause and began a long summary. The accountant of the village committee is the recorder of the meeting. His record reads as follows: The village chief comrade affirmed the opinions of several elders in his speech. He pointed out that the problem of dipping vinegar is a major event related to the well-being of the whole village, which requires all village leaders to attach great importance to and study it carefully. Facts have proved that at this stage, the villagers are not suitable for dipping vinegar when eating jiaozi, which is determined by the social environment, economic environment, social composition, values and historical traditions of the village. The society is progressing and the times are developing, but the foreign land is not peaceful. We must be cautious, vigilant and adhere to principles when it comes to foreign culture. Eating jiaozi is the embodiment of the right to exist. If you can't even eat jiaozi, how can you talk about dipping in vinegar? At present, the most important problem in our village is food and clothing, not dipping in vinegar. Therefore, the village committee decided not to allow the villagers to dip in vinegar when eating jiaozi, nor to allow vinegar, soy sauce, chives and garlic to flow into our village. At the same time, the village chief asked the village cadres to take up their responsibilities and do a good job in educating and guiding the villagers in the village. They should tell them that dipping in vinegar is a living habit of foreigners. If people in the village copy what they did in other places, it will definitely go wrong, and the development achievements of the village for hundreds of years will be wasted. As we all know, there is only one way to eat jiaozi in the world, that is, to eat it dry. If someone preaches "jiaozi's theory of dipping in vinegar", So, from the second day on, the debate about eating jiaozi dipped in vinegar was never mentioned again, and the whole village was stable and harmonious again. Later, the village committee set up a special committee to examine things from other places, from stinky tofu to sesame sauce, all of which were not spared. Several years later, newspapers, TV and Internet have spread among villagers, but the village committee still insists on not letting the villagers be jealous. After more than 2 years, they finally implemented a new policy-allowing villagers to dip in yellow sauce when eating jiaozi-which caused a great sensation in the village. The village accountant is still engaged in his old profession. In the bulletin column at the entrance of the village, the old accountant wrote excitedly: jiaozi is allowed to dip in yellow sauce, which shows the determination and confidence of the village Committee to integrate into the social trend and shows the confidence and courage of the village leaders. This is a great progress, which reflects the courage of our village to climb the peak and fight the storm. Village leaders are truly the trendsetters of the times! At that time, Lao Zhao, the head of the North Village, was still alive. Seeing such a situation, he could not help lamenting that "the world is getting worse, and the people are not old, and each generation is worse than the next." He was still in his prime, and he still took two wretched and three wretched to the village to raise a slogan and resolutely resisted eating jiaozi dipped in yellow sauce. "Hero! Really have integrity! " When the villagers saw such a feat, they all praised it ...