Humorous slogan of the three-child policy

Today, I saw a notice with the title "slogan of China Family Planning Association for three children".

I found many netizens' brain hole replies, and I use them to reward you:

Humor and ridicule: think rich and have more children, and plant fewer trees!

Make a fortune: three women and three flowers, the bride price is the big winner!

Threatening: if you don't have three children, no one will bury you after death!

Looking to the future: it's good to have more children and have children early, and three children provide for the elderly!

Passion: life is great, and all three honors are glorious!

Self-entertainment type: one child is not too few, two children are not too many, three children fight landlords, and four children play mahjong tables!

Poetic and picturesque: after 70, we should strive to have more children and be carefree in our later years. 1980, don't be afraid, pull out your gun and aim at the target again. /kloc-after 0/990, it's time to spend a full moon to raise a baby at the right time.

Pessimistic and disappointed type: live fast, have more children, and cattle and horses will live forever!

Self-motivated: one child is poor, two children are rich, three children and four children live in a villa!

Superb wisdom: two heads are better than one!

Thoughtful: There are three treasures at home, and there is always one with good grades!

Direct and straightforward: let her have a baby! Let her have it! Let her have it!