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Eight mature, 100%; Ten mature, twenty percent lost.
Steer calmly, but steer the ship safely.
White rice is delicious, but grain fields are difficult to grow.
Even if it rains for a hundred days, it will clear up one day.
Seeing is better than watching, and seeing is better than doing.
The black sheep spend money like water, and the family cherishes dung like gold.
Help people to the end, save people to the end.
Help others forget, others help themselves remember.
Bring enough food to satisfy hunger, and bring an umbrella on sunny days.
It's easy to get sick if you drink and eat, so you can keep healthy regularly and quantitatively.
There is no discussion behind, no opinion in person.
Stupid people get up first, and stupid birds leave the forest early.
The whipped fast horse is a busy man looking for something.
Ask questions while learning, and you will learn.
Illness enters through the mouth and cold comes out from the feet.
A close mouth catches no flies.
If you get well, you won't be treated, and no one will be treated next time.
When you are in a hurry, you will burn incense in every temple.
Illness comes on horseback and goes on foot.
The patient has many hearts and many busy people.
Strike while the iron is hot and learn while you are young.
It's hard to practice courage without taking three risks.
If you don't take charge, you don't know the daily necessities, and if you don't raise children, you don't know your parents' kindness.
Don't take off your shoes before you reach the river.
Don't pretend to know, it will never work.
Without rules, there would be no Fiona Fang.
Don't burn incense to offend God, and don't talk to offend others.
People who can't do small things can't do big things.
Don't disperse the eagle until you see the rabbit.
Without the cold of winter, I don't know if spring is warm.
It must be counted, not all.
No polishing, no refining, no sweat.
I'm not afraid that Pepsi will suffer, but I'm afraid that I'll be dissuaded.
Not afraid of not knowing the goods, but afraid of shopping around.
Not afraid to wear late, but afraid to take off early.
I am not afraid of being poor at home, but I am afraid of being lazy.
I'm not afraid of the long road, but I'm afraid of being old.
Not afraid of chaos, I am afraid that I will not investigate.
If you are not afraid of slowness, you are afraid of standing; One stop, two and a half miles.
Not afraid of being old, but afraid of lying down.
Not afraid of disrespect, but afraid of dishonesty.
I'm not afraid to come uninvited, but I'm afraid I'm not skilled.
Not afraid of high mountains, but afraid of weak feet.
I'm not afraid of being a teenager, but I'm afraid of being old and poor.
If you are not afraid of difficulties, you are afraid of laziness.
Not afraid of freezing in the cold, I am afraid that my hands and feet will not work.
I'm not afraid of learning, but I'm afraid of insincerity.
Not afraid of shallow knowledge, but afraid of short ambition.
Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case.
No attempt, no gain.
Don't take the burden, don't know the weight, don't walk far, don't know the distance.
If an old dog barks, he will give advice.
If you don't want to be cheap, don't be cheated.
If you don't laugh, you can't live.
There are no pigs in the trough, and dogs eat dogs unevenly.
If grass does not germinate unintentionally, if people do not develop unintentionally.
Greedy people have no food at home, and lazy people have no firewood at home.
There are no winners in gambling.
Often scold not surprised, often fight not afraid.
People often say that a smooth mouth is not stupid.
I often think about it all the time, but I don't think about it all the time.
The Yangtze river does not refuse to trickle, and Mount Tai does not choose earth and stone.
May is long, October is short, and February is neither long nor short.
A eldest brother is like a father, and a sister-in-law is better than a mother.
Some people in the court are good officials, and there are dogs at home to watch the door.
In the end, everything will work out.
Cars have lanes and horses have roads.
Support dysentery, hungry typhoid fever.
Support the brave and starve the timid.
Weighing scale can be weighed and words can inspire people.
Although its weight is small, it can weigh up to 1000 pounds.
If you are not poor in food and clothing, you will not be poor all your life.
There is nothing to say when eating and nothing to say when sleeping.
Eat and drink, people go downhill.
Eat rice and be reasonable.
Wet your mouth when eating and your hands when washing your face.
Eat to prevent choking and walk to prevent falling.
Drink soup first, and you won't get hurt when you get old.
Eat like a dragon and work like a bug.
The steamed bread you eat is not fragrant, and the sugarcane you chew is not sweet.
If you drink wine instead of vegetables, you will get drunk soon.
Eating bran rice makes everyone healthy.
It is short to eat someone's mouth and hold someone's hand.
A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.
It is better to work late than early, and it is better to work hard than to work skillfully.
Shorter feet and longer inches.
It is unfilial to pet a dog on the stove.
Sweating is not windward, and walking is not concave.
Three days after becoming a monk, the Buddha is in front; After being a monk for three years, the Buddha is in the west.
Go out and watch the sky, cook and watch the fire.
Depend on friends when you go out and parents at home.
When you go out to ask for directions, do as the Romans do and ask the customs.
The bow of the boat sits firmly, not afraid of the wind.
The ship has a deadweight of 1000 pounds, with one person at the helm.
Sore is afraid of fame, and illness is afraid of anonymity.
It takes a hundred years to start a business, and only one day to fail.
A boaster is preaching his ignorance.
Cleverness lies in learning, and genius lies in accumulation.
It's easy to be frugal and difficult to be frugal.
Different years from childhood to old age.
Simple tea and bread can feed people, while rags and trousers can keep out the cold.
Rough tea and light rice nourish people, and rough tea and light rice benefit the body.
Thick silk is difficult to weave fine silk, and rough people are difficult to do fine work.
Cut three inches of grass, and less material will grow fat.
An unbreakable well water is an inexhaustible force.
Ask the woodcutter for firewood and the ferryman for sailing.
It takes strength to kill a tiger and wisdom to catch a monkey.
You can't persuade one side to fight, you can't look at people.
Hit the snake seven inches, dig the root before digging the tree.
While the iron is hot, the crops are in a hurry.
Fishermen never leave the water, and woodcutter never leaves the hillside.
Fishing depends on the net, and fighting wolves depends on the stick.
Think big and start small.
If you don't walk on the road, you will build a nest, and if you don't sing good songs, you will forget more.
Garlic is a treasure. Eating it often is good for your health.
Kings are easy to see, but children are hard to find.
If you lose Jingzhou by carelessness, you will lose your street pavilion by pride.
No monofilament forms a line, and no tree forms a forest.
Dare to travel all over the world, be timid and dare not move.
Play the piano and know each other, and have a good talk.
When it is interrupted, it will be chaotic.
The authorities are confused, and onlookers know it well.
When you use it, you will not hesitate to spend 10 thousand dollars, but when you use it improperly, it won't cost anything.
Don't gossip in front of dwarfs.
Knives will rust if they are not sharpened, and people will fall behind if they don't learn.
What kind of firewood to cut on what mountain and what kind of hammer to use at what temperature.
People build roads, but cars roll them.
Although the road is near, it is impossible; Small as it is, it can't be done without it. If the lights are not turned on or off, it is not clear whether it is reasonable.
The light doesn't work, and someone needs to dial it; I don't know. Someone needs to say it.
Water drops become rivers and rice grains become baskets.
Brothers don't bully their neighbors, nor do they bully their neighbors.
Love oil when lighting, and love cattle when plowing.
The less you use, the more you learn.
Eating radish in winter and ginger in summer keeps the doctor from prescribing medicine.
Winter has arrived, can spring be far behind?
Tofu is soaked in water, but no one believes in empty talk.
Acne should be knotted and hemp should be discharged.
I didn't want to read, so I scratched my boots.
Reading requires heart, and a word is worth a thousand dollars.
Everyone scolds gambling, and everyone praises reading.
Take care of others with their bowls.
More timely rain and less Monday morning quarterback.
If you do more wrong, you will die.
The heart of the wicked is a needle in the sea.
Evil is rewarded with evil, and good with good.
I can't help my son, and my daughter can't help my mother.
When children are separated, trees are separated.
Ears are not annoying, eyes are not looking, and eyes are not greedy.
Listening is empty, seeing is believing.
Walk a mile after dinner.
A bowl of soup before meals makes me angry.
Let the tiger go back to the mountain, and there will be endless troubles.
Anger begins with stupidity and ends with regret.
Many bees make kings and many people make generals.
I am not afraid of evil, and I am not deceived when I am kind.
The rich celebrate the New Year and the poor celebrate it.
Interlaced like a mountain.
Sharp tools work efficiently.
Dogs walk towards the fart, and people walk towards the potential.
A dog jumped over the wall and a man hung on the beam.
Dogs remember the road, cats remember home.
Girls talk about embroidery while scholars talk about articles.
If the drum doesn't ring, the clock doesn't ring.
If the drum doesn't beat or ring, it's not clear whether it's reasonable or not.
The drum should hit the key and the flute should blow to the eyes.
Take the alley in the wind and the street in the rain.
Melons are not round, and people are not perfect.
A good boy looked at it, but a fool looked at it late.
Guan went to be a general, and Kanto went to be a general.
Officials are not greedy for money, and dogs don't eat shit.
It is better to choose friends than to make friends, and it is better to be a teacher than to visit friends.
The pot doesn't leak, and the words don't penetrate.
The country is confused about its beauty, while the family is poor about its good wife.
After the awn is planted, it cannot be planted strongly.
Talk less and do more.
Cold starts from the first step, and fire starts from the head.
Talents come from cold doors, and beautiful birds come from high mountains.
Delicious and sweet, looking for a sugar seller; Delicious and sour, find a vinegar seller.
Start with the advantages and think about the disadvantages.
Good dogs don't jump, good cats don't bark.
Good dogs don't bite chickens, and good men don't beat their wives.
Good drums ring as soon as they are played, and good lights come on as soon as they are dialed.
Good sweat protects three villages, and good dogs protect three neighbors.
Heroes die on the battlefield, lazy people die on the kang.
Good flowers are invincible, and good things are not bad.
A good memory is not as good as a bad writing.
Good wine makes people look good, and wealth makes people feel good.
Many hospitable friends talk nonsense.
Good non-stop, good Niu Geng.
Good things stay indoors while bad things will go far away.
Good things don't cheat others, and it's not good to cheat others.
Good iron needs three heats, and good books need to be read a hundred times.
If you plant good seedlings, good trees will bear good peaches.
Monks don't talk about ghosts. There is no rice in the bag.
The river is long and the road is long and tortuous.
A river has two sides. Everything has two sides.
Tigers are not afraid of mountains, and fish are not afraid of water depth.
It is easy for tigers to hide when they eat people, but it is difficult to prevent them from eating people.
When the tiger reached the central square, the family was ruined.
Tigers are thin and ambitious, while people are poor and ambitious.
Tigers die without deformation, and wolves die without change.
It is difficult to draw a tiger, but it is difficult to know people.
Don't say die, don't take the road.
Words are not sweet, but glue is not sticky.
You can play and calculate, and money and food keep flowing.
You will blame yourself, not others.
If you can't pass the meeting, you should raise less goods.
You can make people laugh, but you can't make people jump.
What you can say and what you can't say.
He who laughs laughs last.
Who can write while sitting and who can sing while standing.
It is not difficult to do things without wet wood.
Fire warms the chest and the wind blows the back.
Burning a large area, water flows in a line.
Fire should be hollow and people should be humble.
The more the fire burns, the stronger people become.
It's no loss to buy goods three times, and it's no stranger to walk three times.
Three years of good deeds are unknown, and one day of evil deeds is far and near.
Many a mickle makes a mickle, and what goes around comes around.
Squeeze sores without leaving pus to avoid secondary pain.
Home-cooked meals are delicious, but difficult to cook.
Everything at home is prosperous.
In Jin Zijing, family members speak with one ear, while outsiders speak.
There are thousands of people in the family, and one person is in charge.
An ancient family is like a treasure.
Listening is bright, but listening is dark.
Don't be afraid of the strong, nor bully the weak.
Ginger is old and spicy, and vinegar is old and sour.
Make friends and water the trees and roots.
Pride comes from shallowness, and arrogance comes from ignorance.
Dew on your feet always causes trouble in your mouth.
Teach people to teach their hearts and water their flowers and roots.
He who tied the bell must untie the bell.
Quit smoking and drinking.
I drank wine today, and I will drink cold water tomorrow.
Don't waste water by the river, and don't waste firewood by the mountain.
Birds can be heard near the mountain, but fish can be heard near the water.
If you live with the lame, you will learn to limp.
It is better to believe in books than not to have them.
Common keys are always flashing.
Dig a well three times to eat sweet water, and people in the three provinces are well informed.
The more wells are dug, the clearer the water is; The more things are laid out, the more rational they are.
Always think of yourself when you are quiet, and don't talk about people.
Although the glass is small, it will drown people.
Save people and ferry them to the shore.
The man who has made up his mind to succeed is half done.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years ―― it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years.
A gentleman speaks, but a villain does.
Boiling water does not ring, and ringing water does not boil.
The first meal was delicious, but the first sentence was hard to say.
Chop wood up the mountain and catch birds in the tree.
Look at the dishes and eat according to your own situation.
Look at yourself, a flower; Look at others, bean curd residue.
There are patients on the kang and patients on the ground.
Eat by the mountain, eat by the water.
Mean doesn't make money, honest doesn't lose money.
It's better to say it than to be on the spot, but it's better to gamble than to listen to it once.
A fast horse needs no whip, and a drum needs no heavy blow.
Lazy people do a lot of things in the fields, and lazy donkeys put more shit on them.
The lazy man has a quick mouth, but the diligent man has a quick leg.
Lazy people use long lines, fools use curved needles.
No matter how high the waves are, they are also at the bottom of the boat; No matter how high the mountain is, it is also at the foot.
The prodigal son never changes his gold.
Labor produces wisdom, and practice produces true knowledge.
When the old cat is not at home, the mouse will climb up the house.
Cold porridge and cold rice are delicious, but coldness is uncomfortable.
It's not surprising that many people are polite, but too much oil won't spoil food.
Stand like a pine tree, sit like a bell, lie like a bow and walk like the wind.
Strength is great, but courage is even greater.
A good word warms three winters, and a bad word hurts June.
Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, but advice when most unpleasant is good for action.
Lots of happiness, a broad heart and a broad house.
Good neighbors are priceless.
Shepherd would rather lose wool than sheep.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
It is not hot in June, and the grain will not bear fruit.
Without clouds, fish cannot live without water.
The road is uneven and everyone steps on it; If things are unfair, everyone should take care of them.
Please take off your shoes as soon as possible when the road is slippery.
A man knows his companions in long trips and inns.
There are thousands of roads for one reason.
After the donkey rides, before the horse rides, the mule rides in the middle of the waist.
Sparrows eat grain when they fall to the ground, and foxes steal chickens when they enter the house.
Although the sparrow is small, it has all aspects.
People are not beautiful if horses don't bark.
Swearing, swearing, hitting people hurts their hands.
Swearing is not a good mouth, and beating is not a good hand.
Buy a melon to see the skin, pierce a needle to see the hole.
Buy a chicken to watch the claws, buy a duck to watch the mouth.
If you buy a gong, you have to fight, and if you buy an umbrella, you have to support it.
Business cannot be just.
If you don't know how to buy and sell, the blind will hit the south wall.
You have to buy when you should, and sell when you should.
Selling melons is not bitter, and selling salt is not salty.
Sellers blame feet, buyers blame shoes.
Losses are heavy and gains are meager.
Chronic diseases are being raised and acute diseases are being treated.
Cats and rice bowls, dogs and owners.
Cats are afraid of winter and dogs are afraid of summer.
It rained in Mao Mao and the clothes were wet; Have a drink and eat your house.
Starve when you have no money, and show off when you have money.
There is no fish that doesn't take the bait, and there is no monkey that can't get on the pole.
No smell of feces, no smell of grain.
Beauty is not beautiful, hometown water; Kiss or not, hometown people.
Honey is not sweet, and oil is not fragrant.
The seedlings bully the grass and the grass bullies the seedlings.
A good seedling is half the food, and a good wife is half the blessing.
An open gun is easy to hide, but an open arrow is hard to prevent.
Ming people don't do secret things, while real people don't tell lies.
Sharpening a knife is not a mistake for a woodcutter.
Don't look at sharpening the knife, you are sweating all over.
Don't be greedy for money or too poor.
Don't overeat or talk too much.
Don't watch robbers eat meat, but watch robbers be punished.
Don't learn lanterns, learn candles.
Seek an official like a mouse, get an official like a tiger.
Mom is big and fat, and Miao Zhuang grows well.
The south eats geese and the north eats eggs.
Sweet in the south and salty in the north, spicy in the east and sour in the west.
Men are old, and women are old.
Men are afraid of going into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.
Men should be handsome; Women should be beautiful and filial.
An expert looks at the doorway, a layman looks at the excitement.
You respect others by a foot, and others respect you by a foot.
If you don't advance, you will retreat.
Time waits for no man, and season waits for no man.
If you don't study hard, you will lose your job.
The rice of a family has a long fragrance.
Birds are expensive and have wings, while people are expensive and ambitious.
The beauty of birds lies in feathers, and the beauty of people lies in diligence.
Birds can't fly without wings and fish can't swim without water.
Half a meal is better than a broken meal.
It is better to eat four birds than half a catty of animals.
It's better to marry a hero than a lazy man.
It is better to call it a meal than a hungry meal.
Poverty is better than illness.
It is better to put bad things in the pot than to stuff them in the stomach.
I would rather admit my mistake than lie.
Positive is better than evil.
It's better to lose than not to reap.
Doing is better than missing.
It is better to work hard than to suffer.
Giving up an ingot of gold is better than giving up a spring.
Better add a bucket than a mouthful.
It is better to argue in a pot than in a bowl.
It is better to seal the river with one finger than to talk with one foot.
It is better to take ten steps than to take risks.
Better an ant's leg than a sparrow's mouth.
Cows don't know how to bend, horses don't know how long their faces are.
Cows can pull plows, and dogs can watch the house.
Cows should have round feet and pigs should have thick feet.
Time abandoned him who abandoned time.
A thousand friends are few, but one enemy is many.
If the skin doesn't exist, the hair will attach.
Character is a person's inner essence, while reputation is a person's appearance.
A horse fell on a flat road and a man drowned in shallow water.
Deceiving others is a curse, and forgiving others is a blessing.
Don't bully mountains, water and heart.
A good wife and husband have few disasters, but a dutiful son is generous to his father.
If you make a wrong step, you lose.
It's better to supplement food than to supplement it.
A thousand methods are easy to get, but one effect is hard to find.
A thousand miles without leaving a needle, Wan Li didn't take it lightly.
A thousand miles of embankment, collapsed in the ant nest.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Thousands of people, thousands of people.
Modest people learn old, and proud people learn old.
I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the next 30 years.
Twisted melons are not sweet.
The strong are always strong, and talented people come forth in large numbers.
Wise words are not as straightforward as straightforward words, so there is no need for wise people to elaborate.
You don't have to kiss your parents, but you can't kiss your husband and wife.
There is a line in Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the south and noodles are eaten in the north.
Diligence can make up for it
Diligence is a cash cow and frugality is a cornucopia.
To catch dragons, you must go to the sea, and to kill tigers, you must go up the mountain.
To catch bandits , first catch the ringleader.
It is difficult for an honest official to break housework.
Qingming is busy planting wheat, and Grain Rain is busy going to the fields.
Love is blind.
It is difficult for a poor family to leave, and it is also difficult to leave the cultivated land.
Ginger is not spicy, pepper is not numb.
Don't leave your fist, don't leave your mouth.
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
Never judge by appearances.
People don't lose their land, and the land doesn't lose their stomachs.
People don't lack jobs in the land, and the land doesn't lack people's food.
People are not in size, horses are not in height.
When you are forty-five, you are a mountain tiger.
Most people are Han Xin, while most people are Kongming.
Talk more about good work and rice.
Many people are wise and wide, and many firewood is high.
Everyone has his own ability.
Everyone has his own heart, and everything has its own master.
People are United, and horses are United.
Hotel advertisement: "please eat here, or you and I will starve!" "
Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of 500 francs for a parrot cage: "Is it worth 500 francs?"
Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong stuck a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall with a kind of "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will get gold coins."
Incentive advertisement: The advertisement for the German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: "If anyone can find that the" Mercedes-Benz "brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 65,438+00,000 yuan."
Coffin advertisement: "product recommended by God."
Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of the tuition, but you must say it in French."
Advertisement on Tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Hermise MacTaway is buried here. The grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the 1 1 highway and is open until 8 pm every day. "
Barber shop advertisement: There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face." Another barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."
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