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What did you scold in your head when you were caught in a traffic jam?

1, recently used to prefer rail transit. There is no traffic jam, I am not upset, and people are not crowded at this point. The time from a to b is guaranteed. The rare schedule and cool air have temporarily eased my recent anxiety. ...

2. "The bridge is blocked every day. When I drive to work without traffic jams, I get on the bridge smoothly. It's really a lucky draw!

3. Single Gu Liang can go on a high-speed blind date today. Look at the property from the mode, the personality from the attitude, and the renal function from the urine. It can only help you here. Don't thank me.

4, traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam, you block me so upset, have the ability to block me for a lifetime.

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6. On the way home, the traffic jam is like years of constipation, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.

7. The car is crowded into a knot, the driver is fidgety and the horn is ringing.

8. The traffic jam is so annoying that once something goes wrong, the traffic in Dalian will be paralyzed. I've had enough! I've had enough!

9. Jinan Road is expanded, built and rebuilt from south to north and from east to west. Every day, traffic jams are annoying.

10, the happiest thing I can think of is to accompany you to watch traffic jams all over the country on National Day.

1 1, traffic jam is not the most depressing thing, the most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic jam, your car GPS said.

12, a line of egrets went to heaven, and Laozi was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.