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A Collection of 42 Humorous Sentences of Promoting Cold Powder in Friends Circle

Humorous sentences promoting cold powder in friends circle (I) 1. Blowing the summer breeze and eating bean jelly, everything is just right.

2. From five o'clock, after running, enter the house, marinate the duck neck, make bean jelly and eat it at night.

3. eaten bean jelly, worn clothes.

I/kloc-was young when I was 0/8 years old, and I like to eat bean jelly in winter. Because I don't think winter is cold enough, I have to eat ice cream to be winter.

5. Look at my temper! Alas ..... it's so hot that I have to eat bean jelly every day to cool down.

6. Make bean jelly at home. There is still half the material left in what I made the day before yesterday.

7. Sit quietly on the rocks by the river. The cool stream caresses your feet. Take a bite of bean jelly, which is refreshing and sweet. That's the best taste in summer.

8. There is nothing vigorous in the days. I brought a bowl of jelly on my way to work, which made people cry happily.

9. Drinking iced tea and sleeping on the sofa, as well as eating bean jelly, all belong to summer!

10. Eating bean jelly in summer is simple and happy.

1 1. What's the smell of summer? It's the smell of bean jelly! It's the smell of iced juice. It's cold.

12. It's also good to listen to music and eat bean jelly this summer.

13. Meeting you is like tasting the first strawberry jelly this spring.

14. I treat you to bean jelly. Do you love me?

15. Meeting you is like tasting the first bowl of strawberry jelly this spring.

16. Can eating bean jelly while drinking cough medicine be regarded as my young state?

17. Summer and refreshing bean jelly are the best match! Buy it and smoke it. We need more bright colors at home.

18. The sweetness of cold powder lies in the first bite, and the throbbing in my heart lies in the first sight.

19. I missed the first bowl of bean jelly in autumn and didn't wait for the first hot pot in winter, but I received the first bouquet of flowers in spring and the first bowl of bean jelly in summer. Everything will be fine.

20. For those parents and teachers who always doubt that I have someone, I just want to say: You overestimate me.

2 1. Eat bean jelly in summer and add whatever you like. It's very simple.

22. My iceberg has finally turned into cold powder in your hand.

23. Frozen bean jelly and cold drinks, warm sunshine and gentle breeze, summer is also a distant romance.

24. Today is sunny and sweaty, and no one invited me to eat bean jelly. Cold society, I wrote down this hatred first.

There is no "love that never breaks up" these days, only "cold powder" that never breaks up.

26. I got the first cup of milk tea in autumn and the first bowl of bean jelly in summer.

27. In the sultry summer, the best thing is to eat it with cold jelly.

28. Wear new clothes in cold weather and eat bean jelly in hot weather.

29. It's so hot … I really want to eat bean jelly!

30. I look forward to summer, with air conditioning, breeze, bean jelly, watermelon and you.

3 1. Walking in the hot summer, blowing the hot evening breeze, sweating wildly and eating bean jelly.

32. Drinking iced tea, taking a nap on the sofa and eating bean jelly all belong to summer!

33. Summer is hotter, colder and sweeter, and life is better.

34. It's too hot. Miss that winter, miss the day when I ate bean jelly with you in that winter.

35. It's the first time to make bean jelly, which is very satisfying. It's too cool to put ice in the refrigerator all night, and it's too cool for Brother Xin to come back at noon tomorrow.

36. Once, I ate the bean jelly you licked. Once, I ate food with your saliva on it. Once, I used a tissue stained with your sweat.

37. Buy beautiful clothes in May, cold powder and air conditioner in June, and maybe love.

38. I ate ice cream and bean jelly, and then I ate mango smoothies. Now drink mango milkshake. I hope not to cough.

39. When summer comes, everyone else is eating bean jelly, sleeping on a mat and eating watermelon. I can only watch.

40. Stay in the air-conditioned room in summer to eat bean jelly and catch up with the drama.

4 1. Because this trip to Chengdu impressed me the most is this cold powder.

42. When the weather is warm, I want to taste the jelly from all over the world with you.

Send a circle of friends by plane Talk about 42 common sentences.

Flying a circle of friends to talk about the classic mood. A 1. My son flew for the first time at the age of 5, and took photos to commemorate it!

I'm so excited about flying for the first time. I saw scenery I had never seen before.

3. My brother and I flew for the first time ... I was very excited, ate, slept ... and arrived at my destination safely.

I stayed alone at the airport for 9 hours today, and I was suffocating without anyone to talk to me.

It's a long way from Beijing to Lhasa, but it takes a few hours by plane.

6. I'm such an asshole. The first time I went out by plane, I disappeared for a day. Sorry, sorry, sorry!

It's a long way from Beijing to Lhasa, but it takes a few hours by plane.

I was too busy to have lunch, so I had to have a buffet at the airport.

9. It turns out that the sunset sky is so beautiful that you have to take two more pictures to keep it.

10. The gale in Africa is terrible. The first time I flew like this, I finally arrived safely.

1 1. The first time I flew and looked down at the mountains and rivers of the motherland from a height, I realized that the mountains and rivers of the motherland were so beautiful.

12. I didn't sleep for the first time by plane. Looking at the beautiful clouds outside, I feel like walking in the clouds.

13. I was too busy to have lunch, so I had to have a buffet at the airport.

14. When the plane climbed over the clouds, the sun suddenly appeared, just as beautiful as the trumpet sounded in Song of Wanqing Qinhuangdao.

15. Happy, happy, excited, nervous, excited. I'm finally in the sky, with some beautiful pictures of the plane.

16.20 when I was less than 20 years old, I flew by myself for the first time. When the plane rose and flew normally, I called the flight attendant and asked the stewardess where we were.

17. The sun is overhead. Although it was obscured by the fuselage, it was radiant.

18. Two flights, six hours, and finally arrived safely. This time, I bravely endured numerous bumps and became better and better.

19. My brother and I are flying for the first time, so we are all excited to eat, sleep and reach our destination safely.

20. The first time I flew, I left my mother out of town for so long. I'm so nervous ... I miss you.

2 1. Waiting in line for a taxi at the airport, I found that the world has become too fast. Now taxis are all about price?

Talking about the classic mood of flying friends circle. 22. Going home, flying for the first time, still late. No one is lucky.

23. Thank you for your concern. The plane arrived safely. It rains heavily in Chengdu and it is very hot in Nanjing.

24. Arriving, the first night flight, I like the lights in the plane very much. Seeing the brightly lit night view of the city from the plane is really beautiful and a perfect flight.

25. Spread your wings and switch to the sky. The red sun is in a hurry to dodge. Climbing the foot of the snake river in Guishan, cotton clouds flow by.

26. A passenger did not board the plane on time for some unknown reason.

I was very nervous when I took off by plane for the first time, but the sky was really beautiful on the way!

28. The little guy is flying for the first time. Excited beyond compare. Take a picture of the cloud that the little guy took on the plane.

29. I spent the whole day on the plane, waiting for the boat at the airport. Fill in nine pictures to give this trip a happy ending.

30. Pretend it's not the first time to fly.

3 1. The first time I flew, I asked my friends who had flown, did the meal cost money? Is there a charge for drinks? What is the order of my smooth boarding?

32. I'm a little excited. This is my first time to fly. I am back in Chongqing!

33. Xiangyun is near, Tianma and Tianying Qi Fei are waiting, and the plane brings a long-lost encounter.

34. I watched a sunset on the plane and was cheated of 300 yuan as soon as I got off the plane. However, fortunately I arrived safely, so I should pay for it. . .

35. I hope I can help you Please keep asking questions if you have any questions.

36. It hurts to sit for the first time.

37. Actually, you don't have to think too much about things on the plane in advance. What you need to consider is luggage and other issues. Just put lighters and cosmetics in the suitcase.

38. First flight to Thailand. Very excited. Want to see how to take off and land. Want to see the scenery outside.

39. During the trip to Qingdao, the baby flew for the first time and generally performed well. I believe that every trip will bring new growth.

40. I haven't flown for a long time, and my heart seems to have wings.

4 1. It's the first time in my life to fly. The beautiful night scene here in Ningbo attracted me and made me full of illusions about this city.

42. arrive safely! The reason for the flight delay was that the plane hit a bird when it landed.

Send a circle of friends and put on headphones. Your copywriting sentences are everywhere in the world.

Wear headphones in the circle of friends. The whole world is your copywriting sentence. Put on headphones and wander around in the lazy and tangled waiting all day. It seems that all the beauty in this world has nothing to do with me. I sang and sang my own songs until the world recovered its prehistoric loneliness.

Wearing headphones has nothing to do with me all over the world. I don't know when it started, but the headphones started ticking gently. The lines are full of the warmth of the past and unspeakable sadness. This summer, with me, I have a touch of happiness, more helplessness and emotion. Pick up a simple heart, if the heart is indifferent, that love with Xia Lu will always be peaceful.

3. The external voices are all references, so don't refer to them if you are unhappy. Put on earplugs, the world has nothing to do with me. When you have more things, you will be afraid of death. When you have nothing, even if the world is gone, it has nothing to do with yourself.

4. Try to do what you want, not influenced by the outside world, and I have nothing to do with the sky falling.

Every time I wake up at night and look at the sunset and lights outside, there is always a sense of loneliness and depression that the beauty of this world has nothing to do with me.

6. Wear headphones, everything outside has nothing to do with me, and everything in the past has nothing to do with me. The world is either noisy or colorful, which has nothing to do with me. At this moment, I just want to pause in your arms, a little longer, a little longer, my bed!

7. Why not do something that makes you happy? I have nothing to do with outside interference.

8. Wearing headphones has nothing to do with me all over the world. I don't know when it started. Without a beautiful appearance, others will not care about your heart at all. That is the reality.

9. Put on headphones and listen to music quietly. Everything is the best arrangement after class.

10. Enjoy meditation-meditation can precipitate and wash away the dust of stress, release depressed emotions to the fullest, and ease the hasty pace. Meditation can make a troubled heart crystal clear after washing, and can feel endless love and tranquility between heaven and earth.

1 1. After wearing headphones, any external interference has nothing to do with me and cannot shake me. I used to think that making cactus has nothing to do with myself, but now I know that stabbing others actually hurts me more.

12. Wearing headphones, you can't feel joy and sadness. Everything outside seems to have nothing to do with me. All your happiness has nothing to do with me, and all my sadness has something to do with you.

13. External voices are reference objects. If you are unhappy, don't refer to them. Put on earplugs, the world has nothing to do with me. The troubles in the world have nothing to do with me. It's enough to do the best in my life.

14. Walking through the fleeting mountains, there is always a scenery that will be beautiful because of us; There is always a smiling face blooming for us; There will always be an encounter, which is good for the whole past; There will always be someone who knows your warmth and coldness and understands your joys and sorrows.

15. When I put on my headphones and stood there alone in a daze for a few seconds, I controlled the time and the world had nothing to do with me. Meditation is a kind of beauty, a kind of happiness, a kind of purity and a kind of clarity.

16. I envy the prosperity of this city. Although it has nothing to do with me, I also enjoy it.

17. I collapsed and my heart was extremely unbalanced. Put on headphones, the world has nothing to do with me. Some things have passed, and I don't want to mention them again. They have nothing to do with me except work.

18. I collapsed and my heart was extremely unbalanced. Put on headphones, the world has nothing to do with me. Anyone and anything that will cause ripples in your heart will come to an abrupt end when you realize that it has nothing to do with you.

19. When I put on my headphones and stood there alone in a daze for a few seconds, I controlled the time and the world had nothing to do with me. If waiting is a kind of happiness, then letting go is a kind of fulfillment, the fulfillment of both sides.

Everything is clear, but we still miss it in a hurry, because you believe in fate and I doubt life.

2 1. Wearing headphones, I can't feel joy and sadness. Everything outside seems to have nothing to do with me. Unfortunately, these activities have nothing to do with me, not that I don't like excitement.

Wear headphones in the circle of friends. The whole world is your copywriting sentence. 22. I am extremely unbalanced. Put on headphones, the world has nothing to do with me. This city is really lively.

23. Wearing headphones has nothing to do with me all over the world. I don't know when headphones have been available. I enjoy my leisure time now, practicing calligraphy and drinking tea, as if the whole world belongs to me, and all the troubles in the world have nothing to do with me.

24. Wearing headphones has nothing to do with me all over the world. I don't know when headphones have been available. If friendship is used to hurt people, then love is used to hurt people.

25. After wearing headphones, any external interference has nothing to do with me and can't shake me. I won't delete your friends, drag you into the blacklist, cancel my attention or delete your phone number. All I have to do is not be upset, neither too cold nor too hot, not too sad, and not like it. I just want you to see everything about me, all my movements, which have nothing to do with you, but don't make noise and wander around you.

26. Wearing headphones, I lingered in the lazy and tangled waiting all day. It seems that all the beauty in this world has nothing to do with me. All the excitement has nothing to do with me, just want to be closely related to everything you have.

27. I put on my headphones and stood alone for a few seconds. I control time, and the world has nothing to do with me. I have nothing to do with this world. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.

28. After wearing headphones, any external interference has nothing to do with me and can't shake me. The traffic is so heavy that I don't know what to do. There are so many forests that no one can understand them.

29. Wearing headphones, I once again fell into my own mood. The noise outside has nothing to do with me. Like a drowning man, you can't get up or down. Carrying the injury on my back, slowly away from your sight, because I am very small. ...

30. If I am really disappointed, I won't cry, make trouble or be angry with you. I just silently feel that what you do has nothing to do with me.

3 1. Anyway, I look forward to these festivals every year, although it has nothing to do with me.

32. I put on my headphones and stood alone for a few seconds. I control time, and the world has nothing to do with me. I have nothing to do with this world. It's sad to be ignored by people who care about you very much. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

33. I put on my headphones and stood alone for a few seconds. I control time, and the world has nothing to do with me. I have nothing to do with this world. I haven't plugged in two headphones to listen to music for a long time. It's good that the whole world is quiet ~ the world is in chaos, which has nothing to do with me.

34. Even if I live an active life, wearing headphones sometimes feels that the world has nothing to do with me. A person's growth can make you see loneliness and enjoy a good time.

35. Listen to the music quietly, and the fatigue of the day is swept away. Enjoy the present, relax yourself and wish me happiness.

36. Wearing headphones, I lingered in the lazy and tangled waiting all day. It seems that all the beauty in this world has nothing to do with me. Weibo doesn't know what to watch, dy doesn't know what to brush, TV doesn't know what to watch, variety shows don't know what to watch, and it seems that he doesn't attend festivals. I don't know what I'm doing every day, in a daze.

The noise outside seems to have nothing to do with me, maybe it's because … sorry, I'm so sleepy.

38. Looking at the world on the roof quietly, as if all this had nothing to do with me, but the reality swallowed me up bit by bit like a whirlpool and narrowed my eyes. I'm a little sleepy. Why are you sleepy? Maybe the warmth of the sun makes me tired, or maybe I'm too bored to see what the world thinks …

39. All my moods are addressed to you, and all your moods have nothing to do with me.

40. You even hope that the impurities in the air have nothing to do with me.

4 1. Wearing headphones, I fell into my own mood again. The noise of the outside world has nothing to do with me, just like a drowning person, who can't get up or down. The world turmoil has nothing to do with me, and I have no intention of participating in any emotional carnival.

42. Before, your joys and sorrows had nothing to do with me; From now on, your emotions are mine.

Summarized 42 popular patriotic poems.

A well-known patriotic poem, 1, became famous after his death. Poor hair has become a white-haired man!

2. Han Jiaman levied, and did not send Hu Erma back.

3. Dailin County, Changshan, there are pavilions around the Yellow River.

4. White horse decorated with gold shackles, even galloping in the northwest. Excuse me, who is the family? You are a ranger.

5. Underground Millennium Bone, who is the assistant minister? -Rong Hong's "Ode to History"

6. Take the trouble to go out to save the country and strengthen all my heart; Don't say that the East is backward, and there are yellow people in the rise of Asia. -Wu

7. Lend you money to tide the pond and clean it for you. General Yue burst into tears! -Chen's "Water West Lake Nostalgia"

8. Businessmen do not know how to hate their country, but still sing backyard flowers across the river. -Don? Du Mu's Bo Qinhuai

9. From a distance, it is the royal family, with countless pines and cypresses. Rabbits enter from the dog's sinus and pheasants fly from the beam.

10. Get on the horse, take Wu Gou and dance for a long time.

1 1. Strong women in business do not know how to hate their country, but still sing backyard flowers across the river. -Du Mu's Bo Qinhuai

12. The wind is rustling in Shui Han, and the strong men are gone forever. -Anonymous "Unique Water Song"

13. Because there is no famous battle in history that sent all the soldiers back.

14. Shout out the sword and collect the thistle. At first, I couldn't stop crying on my coat. Where are my wife and son? There is not a trace of sadness on their faces. However, I packed my books and poems crazily. On a green spring day, I began to go home, singing my songs loudly and drinking my wine. Come back from this mountain, pass another mountain, go up from the south and then go north-to my own town! . -Du Fu's "Wen Guan accepts Henan and Hebei"

15. The mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is floating, and life experiences are ups and downs. The beach of fear says fear, and there is a sigh in the ocean.

16. Where are my wife and son? There is not a trace of sadness on their faces. However, I packed my books and poems crazily.

17. When you are in danger, you will see me tomorrow.

18. In September, the wind in Tianshan Mountain is like a knife, and hunting horses in the south of the city shrinks.

19. When you are in danger, you will see me tomorrow. -Bao Zhao's "From the North Gate of Jibei"

20. From the north of Yan State, the drums are loud, and Han will camp, and his heart will sink.

2 1 .4 million people cried at the same time, cutting Taiwan Province Province today last year.

Famous patriotic poem II 22. On a green spring day, I began to go home, singing my songs loudly and drinking my wine. Come back from this mountain, pass another mountain, go up from the south and then go north-to my own town! .

23. From the past, from now on, look more carefully at midnight.

24. I have a vast heart, even a vast space, listening to thunder in a quiet place. -Lu Xun

Although a country is divided, mountains and rivers remain forever, and the spring of trees and grass is back.

26. Lu You's "Autumn Night Fence Gate Dawn": "The Wan Li River is crowded with people, and 5,000 people are still climbing skyscrapers. The tears of the adherents are all in the dust, and I hope that Julian Waghann will grow for another year. "

27. One flute and one sword tied the business and lost its reputation for fifteen years. -Green? Gong Zizhen's Mangan

28. If you enter, there will be no legalist, and if you leave, there will be no foreign patients.

29. His lonely path is closed by dense Woods, and his empty window faces the distant cold mountain.

30. Thousands of storms don't remember Sue. Thousands of chariots galloped on the snowy and sunny river.

3 1. The dragon drove to Xiongnu, and the left was Xianbei.

32. Lu You's "Shizi": "When you die, everything is empty, and you are sad to see Kyushu. Julian Waghann set the Central Plains Day in the north, and the family sacrifice did not forget to tell Nai Weng. "

33. In the Song Dynasty, Wen Tianxiang's Guo Ding Yang He encountered difficulties, and it was lonely.

34. I went to Beijing, too. Why should I have Kay back? -Meng Haoran's "Send Chen Qi Xiliang Army"

35. I gave birth to a boy, but I can't raise him, and I'm afraid I have a name.

36. In Julian Waghann, the Central Plains Festival is located in Beiding, and family sacrifices will never be forgotten. Song? Lu You's "Xiuer"

On a green spring day, I began to go home, singing my songs loudly and drinking my wine.

38. Live as an outstanding person and die as a ghost.

39. Wear your armor all night and let your soldiers March with rumbling weapons! When the sharp wind cuts the face like a knife.

40. I don't want to look back at my hometown until I receive the land of the Yellow River. -Don? Linghu Chu's Youth Travel

4 1. Tell a story to Shan's wife in the play, trying to ruin the old scalp.

42. I don't feel sorry for being in a remote village, but I still want to be a country. -Song Luyou