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Ask for couplets posted at the entrance of rural temples.

Shanmen:

Part one: Laugh at the past and laugh at the present, laugh at the East and the West, laugh at the South and the North, and laugh at your ignorance.

Bottom line: Look at things, the sky, the earth, the sun and the moon, and others from above.

Lingyun Temple in Leshan.

Part I: How about coming to worship? You must rub your heart, how many crimes you have committed, and bow down here.

Part II: Who is the missionary? I will show my feelings and say some warning words that will make people stunned.

Ningxia Tongxin Mosque.

Part one: I don't care about my thoughts, but I don't care about my thoughts, and I don't care about my thoughts, so I can be considered as one.

Bottom line: Buddha and Buddha are the same. Knowing that Buddha is not a Buddha, being a Buddha is also a Buddha, that is, sitting on ten sides.

Yingxian jingtu temple.

Part one: In the world, Maitreya looks around with a smile.

Bottom line: The only way is to get drunk and turn around.

Longquan Temple in Zaozhuang.

Part I: This place is not Lingshan after all, nor is it the world.

Part II: If there are no living buddhas among them, why should they be so solemn?

Zhang Daqian's topic is Shaoxing Zhu Jie Temple.

Part I: When I slept in a western paradise, who knew I was a big shot in my dream?

Bottom line: sleeping alone in the pure land only knows that the sun and the moon are long.

Zhangye Buddhist temple

Part One: The mountain peak or mountain range may fly again, sit at the gate, etc.

Bottom line: Spring water is getting warmer, so smile at it.

Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou.

Ursa major:

The first part: Pure land lotus, one flower, one Buddha and one world.

Bottom line: Muni Zhuxian, Miki, Sanyu and Sanbaodi.

Tsz Shan Monastery, Taichung, Taiwan Province Province.

Guanyin pavilion:

Part I: Is the sound impressive?

Bottom line: What is a scholar?

Part one: Why does Guanyin sit upside down?

Bottom line: I hate all beings and refuse to turn back.

This couplet is the couplet of Tianhou Palace in Rizhao.

In the temple, Guanyin faces north, and people call it "sitting Guanyin".

The first part: sympathy and pity, looking for voices to save suffering everywhere.

Downstream: if it is looming, read at any time.

Guanyin Pavilion of Kaiyuan Temple in Chaozhou.

Maitreya Hall:

Part one: A big belly can hold things that are hard to hold in the world.

Bottom line: those who open their hearts and laugh at funny times.

Beijing Tanzhe Temple.

Part 1: How long will you laugh before you shut up?

Bottom line: I don't laugh every day.

Jinan Qianfo Temple.

Part one: It's hard to laugh in the world.

Bottom line: the belly is out of date.

Chen wrote Guanyin Pavilion of Huayan Temple in Datong.

Part 1: The mountain peak may fly again, so sit at the gate and wait.

Bottom line: Spring water is getting warmer, so smile at it.

Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou.

The first part: A big belly is tolerant, but how many things in the world are done this way.

Bottom line: full of joy, smile and worry about the world.

Longxing temple in Fengyang and Baojue Temple in Taichung.

The first part: I carry an empty cloth bag every day, but I have almost no rice and money, but I have a big stomach and jejunum. I don't know what I will sacrifice when I am confident.

The second part: I sit at the cold mountain gate every year to receive Zhang to treat Li. I always see him in high spirits. What is the reason why this monk is proud?

Nanhua Temple in Guangdong.

Tianwangdian:

Part I: Learn more about Buddhism and broaden your horizons.

Downward: grow good roots and hold the ground.

This connection is embedded in the kings of the East, the South, the West and the North respectively.

Part one: Don't blame the monks for being so rude.

Bottom line: Please see if the protector is a villain.

Part one: What have you done all your life? Are you shocked to ponder over people's wealth, endanger people's lives, rape people and women and ruin people's morality?

I think there were thousands of tricks and intrigues in the past, none of which were started from scratch.

Bottom line: If you come to me, you must report your grievances! Are you afraid to reduce your salary, squander your property, destroy your offspring, punish your disaster and open your eyes?

Look at how many fierce fronts and flames there are today, and how many people can escape here!

Tainan City God Temple.

Part 1: Stand! What are you doing behind your back? How dare you lie to me!

In a word: think about it! Which one should I leave here? Turn around and don't hurt anyone.

Guiyang City God Temple.

The first part: it is to call names and beat monks. If that's the case, it's not bad to ruin the saints and slander the sages.

The bottom line is: eat some meat and drink some wine, that's all. What if it's bad for the evil heart? .

Anhui Susong City God Temple.

Land temple:

The first part: men and women have equal rights, and the public says that the public is right, and the old woman says that the old woman is right.

Bottom line: Yin and Yang are in the same calendar. You celebrate your year and I celebrate mine.

Part one: Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil.

Bottom line: fame and fortune is just a theater, and everyone goes to the scene.

Fairy temple:

Part one: only a few pence. You ask, and he asks. Who should I give it to?

Part two: I do nothing, but I also worship in the morning and evening, which makes me very embarrassed.

Part One: There are saints in China, who are ancestors and teachers, and came to the East from the west.

Bottom line: Di Zi, a famous mountain, is also a fairy and a Buddha, which originated from Beizhen and came from the south.

Zhenwu Temple in Changsha, Hunan.

The first part: five turns to mercury, seven turns to lead and nine turns to Dan. Everything is clear, there are real people in the melting pot.

Bottom line: one house, two bamboos, three waters, spotless, Shu came to the south cave.

Sichuan Xuyong Temple was built.

Zhaitang Federation:

Part I: A grain of rice hides the world.

Part II: Boil Kun in half pot.

Lanzhou Baita Mountain Reclining Buddha Temple:

The first part: Sleeping for a thousand years is not a fake sleep;

Bottom line: it's true to wake up for a while.