The humorous mood of a truck stuck in a traffic jam

Part 1 of the humorous mood of a truck stuck in a traffic jam

1. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we are stuck in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

2. A row of egrets climbed into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle.

3. Going home for the Chinese New Year, I still can’t escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam without love.

4. It’s really bad to be far away from home. If you have a seven-day holiday, you have to go back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam on the road, you may lose one or two days, but what can you do?

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5. There was a traffic jam on the highway. I shouted out who wanted to play King of Glory, but I laughed out loud. My lover was waiting to come out. I thought about whether I was stuck in a traffic jam or lost my way

6 .Traffic jam, also called calories.

7. I have been telling my mother that I want to buy a leather jacket. You will be stuck in traffic when you go home during the National Day.

8. You are so blocked, you are so blocked, you are so blocked, so blocked.

9. My talents are destined to be useful, and I will not move for two hours.

10. I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time cannot experience that kind of happiness at all.

11. "The bridge is congested every day. If you drive to work one day, there is no traffic jam, and you get on the bridge smoothly, you will really win the lottery!

12. Going out to play at this time is crowded. Warm.

13. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers just turned off their engines!

14. Everyone got out of the car to do morning exercises. There were also drivers walking around with their dogs on the highway. .

15.13. I like the tree-lined feeling on a certain main road in Hangzhou! I won’t be upset even if I’m stuck in a traffic jam! Hangzhou, I love your trees! , I love your flowers! I am a good girl who loves life. Part 2 of the humorous mood of a truck being stuck in a traffic jam. 16. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

17. We can’t predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we can’t predict when our lover will change his heart.

18. The fifth time I came to Jinan, it was still very sad. There was always a traffic jam on the highway and last night’s cheating concert. At this moment, the high-speed train is delayed, and it feels like there is no time without trouble

19. Happy National Day everyone! Those who are traveling should relax, those who are stuck in traffic should be calm, and read a book at home and calm down. < /p>

20. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home?

21. I wish all those who are traveling today will be stuck in traffic jams and not come to accompany me.

22. People always say that you have to wait for the one you are destined to meet. I have been waiting for 20 years and I have not said a word. Is it because I got lost or was stuck in a traffic jam? Let me tell you something. .

23. Are you worried? When is the break for digging?

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25. Is there a traffic jam? Many inconveniences make people upset, but no matter what, don’t treat the highway as a garbage dump

26.10. Getting up early in the morning is annoying; traffic jams are annoying.

27. Traffic jams and. The increase in non-mainstream is the prelude to the Spring Festival.

28. Is it difficult to walk 100 meters in half a day?

29.22. I shouted who wants to play King of Glory. I laughed so much.

30. People’s emotions can really easily affect others. For example, I was supposed to go to work an hour ago, but I was still halfway there because of a traffic jam. I thought it was OK, but the girl next to me was crazy about others. She made an angry comment in her voice, and I thought she was very annoyed. A humorous comment about being photographed while stuck in a traffic light

A humorous comment about a person being photographed while stuck in a traffic light (Part 1)

1. Morning When I got up, it was drizzling, and my wife asked me to drive to work and take her to the unit. I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you using such cruel methods to punish me? ——I would rather kneel down on a washboard than drive to work! "After that, he rode away on his bicycle!

2. Still holding the pipa, his face half covered, he forgot to bring instant noodles in the car.

3. There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, and I wake up in the same place.

4. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.

5. The longest National Day and longest traffic jam in history!

6. I originally drove out with two boxes of high-end mooncakes as gifts. We were stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I couldn't hold on any longer, so I finished my mooncakes and found an exit to go home.

7. It’s so annoying and so irritable. I’m stuck in a traffic jam when it’s a holiday. I sit at one stop for forty minutes and can’t wait to get off and walk one stop to the subway station. I’ve just sat on it now. It’s so hard to live in this shitty place. Depressed to death

8.10. I feel irritated by getting up early in the morning; I feel annoyed by being stuck in traffic.

9. The highest level of traffic jam is: if there is no traffic jam, you still feel uncomfortable.

10. I asked where the restaurant was, but was blocked at the toll gate.

11. The college entrance examination is tomorrow. Dear candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jams on your way to the examination room. I hope you will perform normally. I hope you can take the examination in the same examination room as the people you know.

12.29. Traffic jams during the morning rush hour are always a nightmare!

13. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I experienced what traffic jam is. The so-called traffic jam is: Trial Knife Mountain is right in front of you, but you still can't get into the Trial Knife Mountain Tunnel.

14.18. I was annoyed by the traffic jam and couldn't move. I rolled down the window to let in the air. The guy in the car next to me saw me and said hello, "Hey, your beard is long and thick. It's quite handsome. You must have kept it for a long time." I said it didn't take long, I just shaved before going out.

15. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite.

16. Are you tired? There are long queues on the road!

17. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.

18. The most romantic thing I can think of during the Chinese New Year is staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street.

19. During the evening rush hour, it’s impossible to go anywhere. The viaduct is blocked and you have to stop under the overpass. ?

20.46. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and take a look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite. Humorous remarks about people being photographed stuck in traffic lights (Part 2)

21. Traffic jams are endless every day, from spring to autumn, driving on the road is like a pot of porridge.

22. I am annoyed by traffic jams. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

23. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

24. Get up early, drive out, and hours later still haven’t left your favorite city.

25. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

26. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky pot. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.

27. Anyone who complains about traffic jams during the National Day holiday should join me. Anyway, the car I drive is smooth.

28. The helplessness and sadness of life are even more highlighted in the face of traffic jams.

29. Traffic jams cause many inconveniences and make people upset and irritated, but no matter what, don’t treat the highway as a garbage dump.

30. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and enjoy the scenery in a different mood. ?

31. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, other people showed off their talents in traffic jams on the highway, and we entertained ourselves in the office by reading their Weibo posts.

32. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

33. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time.

34.38. A Chinese-style traffic jam occurred on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. Three cars rear-ended each other. However, the subsequent cars took advantage of the opportunity and the tow truck was unable to enter the scene. The traffic jam lasted for more than an hour.

35. This traffic jam is worse than the God of Gamblers!

36. Who still remembers the seven-day National Day fun, even if you are stuck in traffic?

37. I’ll wait for you at the next intersection. There's a traffic jam at this intersection.

38. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street.

39. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours.

40. Traffic jam is also called calories. Humorous mood phrases to comfort traffic jams

Humorous mood phrases to comfort traffic jams (Part 1)

1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we blend into the high-speed traffic jam The game is very lively.

2. When I woke up in the morning, it was drizzling. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to her unit on the way. I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you punishing me in such a cruel way? - I'd rather kneel on the washboard than drive to work!" Finished, slipped away on a bicycle!

3. Is it easy to be a student? Classes continue when a typhoon comes, classes continue when it rains heavily, and classes continue when there is a traffic jam and I get out of the car and walk to school! Is it easy for us!

4. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, you will buy a plane when you become a nouveau riche. Damn it.

5. There is a traffic jam every morning when I go out at Bingjingmenmen. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic every morning when I go out is annoying...

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam on the street.

7. Still holding the pipa, half covering my face, I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car.

8. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm? Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get stuck in traffic on the way here?

9. Brother goes home, wishing him a happy National Day traffic jam!

10. Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.

11. Highway Auto Show, the luxury auto show with the most complete varieties and the largest number of exhibitors.

12. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky pot. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.

13. Even if it’s drizzling and it’s cloudy, I’m not afraid of it. As soon as I go out on the road, I’ll get a headache if I’m stuck in a traffic jam.

14. The highest state of traffic jam is: if there is no traffic jam, you still feel uncomfortable.

15. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

16. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

17. I’m used to being stuck in traffic, so I’m not in a hurry and just hum a tune slowly.

18. Are you annoyed? Digging here and there is endless!

19. This traffic jam is worse than the God of Gamblers!

20. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time. Humorous mood phrases to comfort traffic jams (Part 2)

21. Tragedy, we are about to get home. There is a traffic jam on the highway

22. Traffic jam while traveling.

23. The May Day holiday is here, are you still alone? It’s not a person, it’s a dog!

24.38. A Chinese-style traffic jam occurred on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. Three cars rear-ended each other. However, the subsequent cars took advantage of the opportunity and the tow truck was unable to enter the scene. The traffic jam lasted for more than an hour.

25. Since everyone realized that there will be traffic jams on highways during the holidays, the traffic jam time has been moved forward.

26. Are you dizzy or not? There is no way to go around and around! ?

27. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to walk. ?

28. What to do if you feel bad in a traffic jam? Let’s dance in the square.

29.2. The traffic in Yubei is so bad that traffic jams happen every day, which makes me worried.

30. Being stuck in traffic is also a kind of journey. ?

31. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours.

32. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner!

33. Do you hate it or not? The car navigation does not work!

34. "The bridge is jammed every day. If I drive to work one day, there is no traffic jam, and I get on the bridge smoothly, I really won the lottery!

35. I am afraid of traffic jams on National Day. I left school in the first class and went to the bus station. I came too early and had to wait for nearly three hours... I wish I could have slept more.

36. The most severe curse I have heard so far is: I curse you in this life. You are stuck in a traffic jam when you go out! ?

37. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually get better if you calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me and it will definitely be fine.

38. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful journey, but good times are always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams?

39. The journey home is long. When will the weather clear up?

40. Sorry, there’s a traffic jam on the road. Share your humorous thoughts on the traffic jam on the other side.

Share your humorous feelings on the traffic jam on the other side (Part 1)

1. Everyone got out of the car to do morning exercises. There was also a driver walking around with his dog on the highway. 2. Do you hate it?

3. There was a traffic jam in front of me. After waiting for a few minutes, I didn’t even move forward.

4. A Chinese-style traffic jam, three cars rear-ended each other on the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway in Taian. The car was jammed in, so the tow truck couldn't get to the scene, and it was stuck for more than an hour.

5. National Day traffic jam... It's okay, it's not even a three-hour drive.

6. The May Day holiday is here, and I bought a globe. The world is so big, not only can I look at it, but I can also travel around it.

7. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection will always come. Along with bad experiences, there are some things where you have no choice, such as traffic jams.

8. On the way to work, there are thousands of miles of traffic and thousands of people. The traffic is like a turtle in and out of the street, and the driver is irritable and unable to move. The traffic lights are so busy that it attracts countless wealthy people to get on the bus. The Mercedes-Benz and BMW have no place to go. The Lamborghini is in tears. We were all going, counting the bikes and laughing while riding.

9.22. I was stuck in traffic on the highway and shouted out who wanted to play King of Glory.

10.29. Morning. Traffic jams during peak hours are always a nightmare!

11. I am destined to be useful, and I will not move for two hours.

12. Yo, check, start watching tomorrow. Traffic jam on National Day.

13. I left early and arrived late, and it took half an hour to cross the intersection. I was stuck in various traffic jams on the road.

14. I was afraid of National Day. Traffic jam, get up at 4:30 and continue to Lanzhou

15. Going home every time for the New Year is like going through a tribulation. Don’t be stuck in traffic. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a day. My mood suddenly stopped being beautiful.

16. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road.

17. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, other people showed off their talents in traffic jams on the highway, and we entertained ourselves in the office by reading their Weibo posts.

18. Set off before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the expressway at ten o'clock in the evening. I looked around and saw that I was almost at the Jiangyin Bridge. It was like this every time I went back to my parents' home. Looking forward to the high-speed rail next year. Leave that place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friends. Not excited, but more calm and relieved. I know someone will always be there waiting for me~

19. When I went home for the holidays this year, my relatives were discussing how long it took to get home.

20. We who escaped from the National Day traffic jam in advance encountered the ugliest gourds and gourd dolls in history. What a sin... Talk about the humorous mood of the traffic jam on the other side (Part 2)

21 .A truly quality life means you don’t have to go out and endure traffic jams during National Day and other holidays. ***Teach everyone.

22. There are always some naive humans who think that if they blow the horn a few more times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving!

23. The longest National Day and longest traffic jam in history!

24. In the morning, I basically go up with biscuits and come down with flour, that’s it.

25. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Afterwards, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem.

26. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner!

27. I know it’s normal to be stuck in traffic jams on National Day, but being stuck in traffic jams at this time makes me question my life.

28. The traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.

29. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. ?

30. I’m so annoyed and irritable. I’m stuck in a traffic jam during holidays. I sit at one stop for forty minutes and can’t wait to get off and walk one stop to the subway station. I just got on it now and live in this terrible place. I’m going to be depressed to death

31.2. The traffic in Yubei is so bad that traffic jams happen every day, which makes me worried.

32. I’m annoyed by traffic jams. I’ll buy a plane when I become a nouveau riche.

33. Sleep! sleep! ! sleep! ! ! I can’t play anymore, we have to face the National Day highway traffic jam tomorrow.

34. Anyone who complains about traffic jams during the National Day holiday should join me. Anyway, the car I drive is smooth.

35. The college entrance examination is tomorrow. Dear candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jams on your way to the examination room. I hope you will perform normally. I hope you can take the examination in the same examination room as the people you know.

36. Where are you, my guy? Did you get stuck in traffic on the way here?

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street.

38. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively.

39. We usually criticize it for its smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40. The world's largest auto show---China Expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete varieties and the largest number of exhibitors. Humorous phrases about your mood in the weekend traffic jam

Part 1 of humorous phrases about your mood in the weekend traffic jam

1. Are you tired? There are long queues on the road!

2. It’s the Chinese New Year, and it will be another holiday where you will be stuck in traffic jams when you go out, stuck in traffic jams when you come home, and suffer from explosions.

3. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am very calm. There is no point in being anxious. I might as well listen to music.

4. When I go home during the Chinese New Year, being stuck in a traffic jam is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a jam for too long. , I have to rush home for dinner!

5. On the way to get off work today, the traffic jam gave me a holiday feeling. It was dark and foggy, drizzle, and high beam. It was too difficult for a female driver

6 .On the way home, the traffic is jammed, but my heart is not blocked.

7. If you leave early and arrive late, it takes half an hour to cross the intersection, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth the time lost?

8. I get upset when I’m stuck in a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I’m annoyed.

9. Traffic jam is also called calories.

10. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to walk. ?

11. I wish all those who are traveling today that there will be a traffic jam on the road and you will not come to accompany me.

12. At the traffic light in front of you, there is a sticky pot. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.

13. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky pot. After waiting for thirty minutes, I still haven't hired anyone yet. ?

14.30． I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

15. I saw you stuck in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in traffic jam when I woke up.

16. I was stuck in a traffic jam and almost fainted from peeing. Lesson learned: Drink water in small sips, and don’t drink too much at one time.

17.36. Being a scheming bitch, I chose the time when traffic jams are easiest to go to the bank. Sure enough, God follows people's wishes. Sleeping in the car feels great

18.11. Hey, I was so angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, and then the unscrupulous freight forwarder maliciously charged high forklift fees. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly informed me that it would be discontinued. It was really enough

19. Traffic jams when traveling.

20. I don’t see the ancient people in front of me, and I don’t see the newcomers in the back. Thinking of the congestion on the road ahead, I shed tears while accompanying my beloved car. Humorous phrases about weekend traffic jams Part 2

21. National Day traffic jam... It's okay, it's not even three hours in a minute's drive.

22. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

23. This traffic jam is worse than the God of Gamblers!

24. Afraid of traffic jams during National Day, I got up at 4:30 and continued to Lanzhou.

25. When I went home for the holidays this year, my relatives were discussing how long it took to get home.

26. Since everyone realized that there will be traffic jams on highways during the holidays, the traffic jam time has been moved forward.

27. It rains all night when the house leaks, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

28. I know it’s normal to be stuck in traffic jams on National Day, but being stuck in traffic jams at this time makes me question my life.

29. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

30. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

31. I am finally going home to celebrate the New Year, but I am really afraid of the traffic jam. What I am most afraid of now is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult.

32. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite.

33. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.

34. The most depressing thing: being ridiculed by GPS.

35. Don’t panic when you’re stuck in traffic, send it to Moments first.

36. When stuck in traffic, you can call your family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people gained long-lost family affection, some negotiated big business, and some even gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people.

37. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful journey, but good times are always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

38. Ride my beloved motorcycle, it will never be stuck in traffic jams.

39. I’ll wait for you at the next intersection. There's a traffic jam at this intersection.

40. The most romantic thing I can think of during the Chinese New Year is staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street.